Hello everyone, I'm here for another crossover to show you guys! (before you ask: yeah, I love crossovers. Especialy twisted ones like in this case).
Sooo. This has been in my head since some months, and then I took the matter to make this story a reality. To begin: Monster Girl Quest is a fantastic game (if you put aside the whole H thematic), and seeing it's characters, story and ending inspired me to mashup this game with another series. One more..."Twisted"...
Yeah, it's Madness Combat.
I'm a really huge fan of Madness Combat, because it has everything that I love: Badass music, Badass protagonist and some really twisted characters, a chaotic land, lots of weapons, lots of action, lots of GORE, and some comedy. All of that combined makes a really enjoyable series. So enjoyable that I even have an oc somewhere in my drawings.
So, I've always wanted to see how the lewd, "cute", iconic and bizarre world of Monster Girl Quest interacts with the chaotic, dark, twisted and crazy world of Madness Combat. Both worlds had their own powerful characters and threats. So combining them will be "interesting".
And no, the majority of the MC characters (especially the major ones) will NOT fall under the "pleasure attacks" of the monsters or angels, because with all the shit that is happening in Madness Combat; a pleasure attack will be almost nothing. (And also, the MC characters are too badass to fall into something for "weaks"). In fact, I think they even forgot completely what sexual pleasure is, with all the insane chaos that is happening in MC.
And last thing: the story will begin like 50 minutes before the Ilias's full-scale war around the world in chapter 3 (once the MC characters arrive to the MGQ world for the first time). I want to point out that Hank and company probably will not be very involved in the war, because he has worse problems to deal. And that maybe soon it will expand all over the world.
Well, with all that done, well can proceed to the story. And also, remember to leave reviews to help me or for inspiration.
*I don't own both MGQ and MC. Monster Girl Quest belongs to Torotoro Resistance, Madness Combat belongs to Krinkels.
Chapter 1: New World, New Madness
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"SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA"
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|Accessing Improbability Drive Portal Terminal, hold on for a moment...|
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*CONECTION LOST*
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An alarm suddently went off all around the AAHW facility, alerting all the personel who was in there. Many L337 Agents, ATP Engineers and Soldats rushed to grab their weapons and patrol the entire installaton in search for the intruders. A specific squad of 4 L337 Agents leaded by an ATP Soldat was busy organizing in the armory. As two Agents were busy gattering some armor and munition for their AUGs and Automag Vs, the other Agent and the ATP Soldat were having a quick conversation:
"What is the emergency, AT(s)238º?", asked the Agent while checking his Mossberg 500.
"Well, while we were at the middle of a experiment with the IDPT, apparently some intruders have entered the facility. And; by the look of all the defender's behaviors; they seem pretty dangerous. I already ordered the guards to secure and lock the room where the IDPT is".
"Oh, I see... . Wait, forgive me my solemy ignorance, but why we were experimenting with the IDPT at this moment?".
The Soldat sighed at the complete ignorance of the Agent. He still didn't know why he didn't report him to the Auditor at this moment.
"(I swear some day I will personally send him to the 'Useless room' one of these days)", he thought. But he decided to let it slip away with this one, and then he proceeded to explain.
"Well, you see..."
The truth was, well... . A week ago, The Auditor; leader of the Nexus Core and the AAHW; was analysing the situation in Nevada in a bigger scale. He took note of the various acts that Hank and company made along the time. He realised that Hank was starting to become more and more dangerous as the Higher Powers kept reviving him after every time he died. The Auditor was in fact a rogue Higher Power, as he betrayed his "brothers" to follow his own plans of domination. When he founded the Project Nexus (Nexus Core's previous name) and used Phobos as a "Puppet Leader" he was making good progress. But then one day, Dr. Jebidiah Christoff (now know as Jebus), rebelled against the organisation and put Project Nexus to a end. Luckily, The Auditor; rescued what remained of the project and trasladed it to various parts of Nevada, thus renaming it as "Nexus Core".
Some years passed, and the Nexus Core created many kinds of twisted experiments and weapons (the Imrpobability Drives being one of them), threatening all Nevada. But then, a new group has been formed: the AAA (Anti Auditor Agency). The Auditor have observed this agency for quite a time, as it was the only agency that actually stood as a formidable foe against him and the Nexus. Thats when he meet Hank, Sanford and Deimos. He saw that Hank was a very skilled and mercyless warrior, and to his dismay, Hank was also being aidded by the Higher Powers. The Auditor quickly realized that the AAA was becoming a dangerous foe. Hell, they even restored normality at one point (and thus, Hank decided to take a "break").
So, The Auditor decided to contract the Sheriff to stop Hank, and also decided to give him one of the Improbability Drives. But in the end, the Sheriff turned out to be a complete coward (although thanks him, Improbability began to take over again), and thus, Hank killed him.
And since then, there was a looong way of chaos and constant warfare between him and the Nexus Core & AAHW, with many chaotic shit happening there and here: Such as Tricky (formely Dr. Hoffnar); another mercenary that Auditor hired to kill Hank but in the end he went completely insane and chaotic thanks to overdosing Improbability; going there and here causing chaos, The Auditor literally generating entire AAHW buildings falling from the sky to kill Sanford and Deimos, Jebus returning and betraying him again to attempt to restore normality, Normality almost coming back when the Auditor accidentally destroyed one of the Drives in a attempt to kill Jebus, Auditor himself going against Hank and Sanford (and Hank adquiring the power to turn into a powerful MAG version of himself) and accidentally absorbing Tricky (he still feels ashamed of that mistake), Purgatory being created (and where Deimos had a really bad time, but also adquiring Improbability powers and being resurrected), and finally having to make a truce with Hank and Sanford to stop Tricky who stole the Halo and literally went inside him...
And also Jebus coming back again by the Higher Powers. He managed to get his Halo back, but luckily The Auditor managed to make a copy for himself.
Aaand also for some reason, The Sheriff also was revived by the Higher Powers and became the leader of the mercs (and surprisingly he became less coward, but still).
In summary: just another day in Nevada.
Anyway, going back to the plot. As The Auditor was monitoring the current state of Nevada, he was also planing a new metod to increase his power and the Nexus. After realising that Hank managed to destroy every AAHW building that the Auditor makes and debilitating his forces, the Auditor stated that if he couldn't install his forces in an area where Hank could reach them, then he must seek a place where Hank couldn't reach. And what better option than seek another world?. If the Auditor manages to find a world of his preference and conquer it and mold it at his preferece, then he could manage to increase his forces and expand the improbability into new levels. So, he sended his henchmen to make a special type of Improbability Drive, one that manages to distort reality enough to make a portal to another realm. After the machine was done, he requested to make the first experiments on the device. But for his anger, the process was interrupted when some intruders entered the facility where drive was. Apparently they heard about it some days ago, maybe due to spies. And to make things worse, the sudden interruption of the process have maked the device to become unstable. But there was no time, if the intruders reach the drive, then the results could be catastrophic.
And now, The Auditor was monitoring the security cameras of the facility where the Drive was, trying to find the intruders. He also meanwhile ordered his troops to raise the defences at max. After all of that was done, he decided to follow the disaster tracks the intruders left. Gunshots and slashes could be heard on some of the screens. And when the Auditor finally managed to encounter the intruders, his heart (if he even had one) almost paralysed.
The intruders were no other than Hank, Sanford & Deimos.
(Now Playing: ParagonX9 - Chaoz Survivor)
Inside the messed up hallways of the facility, Hank, Sanford & Deimos where running while murdering every Agent that crossed their path. Hank was at the lead, while Sanford & Deimos were following him. The alarms sounded in every corner of the building, and Hank knew that every man inside the building was after them now.
Good, more blood for him.
After ripping of an Agent's head with his hand that was near a door, Hank motioned San and Dei to follow him into the room. It looks like it was the way towards the room where the IDPT was, as there was a poster indicating that.
"Jesus Christ Hank, calm down a bit!, I know our current boss sended us to investigate this IDPT thing. But can you at least slow down a bit?, its your fault that we got spoted!", said Sanford in annoyance as they crossed through the door and got into the next room.
Hank by all answer just said:
"You're not my mom San". Sanford just facepalmed. The trio continued through the hallway. And when they were getting near the next door, suddently it slid open and 2 Agents and 2 ATP Engineers came out, their weapons aimed to the trio.
"Freeze, you three!", said one of the Agents.
"Nope", was all Hank said before decapitating said Agent with his Dragon Sword.
One of the ATP Engineers fired his AK-47 at Deimos. The later quickly rolled over and took cover in a wooden box. Then he pulled out an Uzi and fired back at the Engineer, killing him. The remaining L337 Agent tried to flee to the other room, but it was stopped as Sanford threw his hook and it landed it on the Agent's neck. Sanford quickly retracted the hook along the Agent; who was starting to chocke with his own blood. Sanford finnished him with a headshoot with his MK-23.
And Hank?.
Hank beated the shit out of the last ATP Engineer by first cutting off his hands before he could fire, yellow blood splattered on the floor. Then he grabed the agonizing ATP by the right leg, and started to freaking smash him one side to side, Hulk style. Large pudles of yellow blood and cracks formed on the floor. After some slams more, Hank threw the already broken body of the Engineer towars the hallway. Deimos looked at Hank with wide eyes. Sanford just sighed.
"And besides", continued Hank while the trio reached a storage room filled with many AAHW troops, a MAG Agent v4 included. "If what our shitty boss told us and the rumors are true, our objetive is a new kind of Improbability Drive that can distort reality enough to create some kind of interdimentional wormhole". Hank said all of this while dodging bullets like a pro. Sanford & Deimos pulled out their weapons (a FNC by Sanford and a Spectre M4 by Deimos) and started a typical gunfire between the Agents & ATPs. Hank meanwhile engaged a close combat fight with the MAG. The MAG Agent tried to crush Hank with one of his fists, but Hank easily dodged the attack. Then, Hank jumped onto his head and started to repeately stab him with the Dragon Sword. The MAG let out a roar of fury and pain as he struggled to grab Hank. "Normaly, I wouldn't give a shit. Since the Drives have been activated, reality was fucked, and one just simply adapts to the most fucked up shit these days", continued the Psychopath as he went behind the MAG's neck and then sliced his throat. The MAG again tried to grab Hank, but he started to choke with his own blood. After some moments, the MAG fianlly collapsed dead on the floor, due to the massive blood loss.
(Music Stops)
By the time Hank killed the MAG Agent, Sanford & Deimos already killed the rest of the AAHW troops in the room. Deimos decided to go to a table with a computer system to try to desactivate the alarm and hack the security system that protects the IDPT, while lighting a cigarette. Meanwhile, Hank and Sanford kept talking.
"So, the posibility of a portal leading to another world doesn't seem too surprising to me. But one thing that I started to notice after all these years of killing, is that after sometime doing the same shit all over again, one starts to get bored. Hell, even a fight with Tricky ending in my death is starting to get repetitive".
"Alright, I get your point. Continue", said Sanford while taking off and cleaning his glasses.
"Well. When our current boss Taylor told us about our mission, I picked a bit of interest when he mentioned the 'IDPT. Maybe if the device manages to create a portal to another world, things could get interesting. Probably there could be new kinds of oponents or creatures to beat the shit out of them", continued Hank while wipping out the blood of his sword on the MAG's corpse. "It was about fucking time something new happens".
"Well, I understand what are you trying to point out, Hank. But don't forget that this situation could turn critical if the conditions are shown. If the AAHW manages to contact another world, then they would start to corrupt it with Improbability. And they will destroy and control anybody that opposes them. You need to take note that the AAHW and the Nexus Core are becoming more dangerous by the years, and they have developed many combat tactics and mastered the Improbability energy. They even managed to slice in half the Earth for 1 month!"
"I'll agree with San this time, Hank. The AAHW is becoming a bigger and powerful threat over the years. They even started to develop cyborg troops and mechs!. Hell, they even created friking clones of ourselves!", added Deimos while navigating through the security programs of the computer. "But I admit that I'm also pretty emotionated of what the AAHW its up to. If it really is about a portal, then maybe we could finally rest from all this shitty and apocalyptic atmosfere that is happening in Nevada and the rest of the world. Maybe I could finally meet new friends that don't end up killed 10 seconds after meeting them!", continued the hacker as he apparently entered the password system of the defences. "Hehehe..., when I get this finnished, all the defences and security doors will be desactivated, even that stupid alarm that already has my ears deaf!. Let me just hack the password... . Wait, what?, WHO THE HELL PUTS A PAC-MAN GAME AS AN ANTI-HACKING METOD?!, I'M SO FUCKING BAD AT THIS GAME, ARGH!".
While Deimos continued with his gaming tantrum and frustrations, Hank kept talking.
"Huh, yeah yeah, I know that the AAHW is now a great pain in the ass these days. But hey!, even if they manage to invade another world, I would simply go to their HQs and slaughter all of them while they beg for their sorry asses. I'm starting to yearn those early times when the AAHW was still young".
"Hank..,*sigh*. I know that you are litterally one of the most dangerous persons in the world, and that you could take down any enemy that stands in your way. But again, even with all of that; the AAHW and the Nexus Core aren't things that one should mess with in their lifes. You musn't forget all the devastating things they did", said Sanford while rubbing his forehead. And then, he continued.
"Like when we managed to restore normality for some time, the effects of the improbability already started kicking: 4 days after the desactivation of the Drives, the schools suddenly started to allow freaking weapons inside, I'm talking about knifes, swords and even firearms. And so, some students went berserk and raided their own schools Pumped Up Kicks style!. There was even a case where a student killed his teacher and then the latter came back as a zombie and formed his own unstable 'school fort'!".
"Huh, that wasn't SO chaotic for me if you ask me. It was like, chaos on diapers", Hank said nonchalantly while checking his Dragon Sword.
"That was only the begining, Hank. After that, it followed worse incidents and events: such as the formation of the bandit groups. Or that zombie apocalypse that happened in Canada, where somekind of deadly virus diferent to the Zed disease turned the host into a deadly kind of gray zombie , the apocalypse even reached the states of Michigan, Pensilvania, Ohio and Indiana!. At one point, a small island in Lake Erie was one of the safe places in there, but was overruned by the Zombies. Almost all the population of Canada was dead in that time!", exclaimed Sanford.
"So?. A zombie apocalypse is just child's play to me", replied Hank.
"I know. But there was even worse. Remember the Cell virus?", said Sanford with a semi-smug face.
Hank stood quiet for some seconds.
"Alright, I'll admit that those black motherfuckers were quite annoying. And those clicker sounds were disgusting even for me".
"And that was just the tip of the iceberg. There was also that time when the Nexus Core created that "Supermad" prision, and they managed to imprision many AAA members with other people, they even brainwashed others to manage the prision!. That was something new from the Nexus Core if you ask me. They tend to be completelly mercyless to their enemies, rarely taking prisioners. *Shivers* dude, I don't want to think what would happen to me if I go to that kind of prision", added Deimos while he kept playing Pac-Man to hack the system. Then the iconic sound of Pac-Man dying was heard from the PC. "Dammit!, I lost again!".
"And then, there was those two critical incidents that happened some years ago", Sanford continued.
Hank stopped whatever he was doing and looked dead in Sanfords eyes.
"I'm still quite traumatized with the REALM incident. Sokar going out of control and turning all of Nevada into his own kingdom and playground was something even The Auditor wasn't expecting. All of us, even the AAHW and the Nexus Core were troubled with his minions. And, oh god..., his screams. They still give me nightmares these days. The only reason all of the world wasn't completely turned into his kingdom was that Kelzad; with the help of some Employers; defeated him, and the Auditor sealed his unstable pawn until he regains control", spoke Sanford while he remembered that fateful day with a shivering.
"And then there was OOM (Observers Of Madness). Those bizarre guys with power colored glasses and those one-eyed freaks. Damn, even though they don't exist anymore, they still leaved a big impact to Nevada and all over the world with those time portals and paradoxes. All that chaos and mayhem for acquiring a pair of time traveling white glasses to travel time and do their own thing. Mmm..., now that I remember, that whole incident leaded to the appearance of those white and pink clones of yourself", said Deimos while still trying to win the Pac-Man game.
"Oh my god, don't get me started on Heather and Pank...", grunted Hank, clearly disgusted with those memories of fighting those annoying colored clones of himself.
"But well, you get the point Hank. Ever since the Nexus Core was created, our world changed. Chaos and madness became a daily thing in our lives. And even if we manage to destroy the Nexus and the AAHW, our world will never be the same again. Like one old friend of mine said: 'The only way to escape the madness, is by embracing it'. And never forget that The Auditor is now insanely more powerful and cunning than ever, he's by far much more dangerous and deathly than that time we first fought against him after Deimos died. He will do whatever he can to twist and anihilate completely our existence and our universe", finnished Sanford with a sigh.
Hank stood quiet for a moment. Then he sighed while shaking his head and sitting on the MAG's corpse.
"Alright alright, you win. Yeah, the Nexus is a complete asshole these days. But look at the good side!: we're probably going to another world. It would be a great break from all this bullshit that happened all these years. Not that I need a break though. And by passing, we could trash another of the AAHW & Nexus Core's plans".
"Mmh, fair point", said Sanford with a shrug.
Just as the two Nevadeans finnished their little discussion, Deimos finally managed to beat the Pac-Man game, and sucessfully hacked all the defence's systems.
(Now Playing: Madness: Project Nexus - "Black Clouds")
"ufff.., fucking finally!", he exclaimed while swipping his forehead. "Alright lads, now all the defences and security doors will be unlocked. Lets keep going with the mission".
"Well, about time. I was already getting bored", responded Hank while checking his Dragon Sword.
With the alarm off, the security door leading out of the room opened. And Hank & company entered the next room. The journey was pretty much as always: going room to room while slaughtering any AAHW and Nexus Core troops that they encountered. Occacionally they encountered a G03LM or MAG Agent along the track, but they managed to eleminate them easily. A one point, the trio was in a pretty narrow corridor with a door at the other side .But at middle of the left wall of the corridor, there was another door. Hank went close to it and saw a sign above it:
'ARMORY'
'Wanna feel like Rambo?. search no more!; with the IDPT faº Armory you will be powerful enough to even kick ya mom's ass!'
Hank smirked under his mask (or at least tried, due to his metallic lower jaw).
"Well well. San, Dei; how about we make some "shopping" here?", he said as Sanford & Deimos walked to him.
"*Gasp*, wooooo!, let's get some weapons babeee!, my Uzi and Spectre M4 are almost out of ammo", sad Deimos excitedly.
"Same with mine. My MK-23 only has 4 bullets left, and my FNC is out of ammo", added Sanford while he prepared his hook.
"And I wanna have a more piercing gun, anyway let's go", concluded Hank.
The three AAA Nevadeans entered the Armory. And just as they were in, they ducked at the floor as a wave of bullets passed above them. Hank got up quickly as the shots ceased and with impresive speed, he slashed the two Elite Bodyguards that guarded the armory. Sanford and Deimos got up and saw the two bodies.
"Man, Elite Bodyguards. It's have been YEARS since we encountered these assholes", spoke Deimos as the checked the corpses.
"Well, ever since Hank killed the Sheriff for the first time, the AAHW recruitment went a little bit into chaos. But that's when the L337 Agents reapeared. But enough chit-chat, let's refuel our weapona-. Hold on I've received a call from my ACE, let me check", said Sanford. He then pulled out his ACE; wich beeped with a red light; and checked the call, he pulled the device on his ear.
"Yeah, Sanford here. What's up?".
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"What is it, 2BDammed?".
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"Wait, really?!, oh shit".
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"Umm yeah, we are right now at an armory as you can see in you tracking device. We will get new armament and continue towards the IDPT room".
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"Right right, we will hurry up".
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"Alright, goodbye 2BDammed, keep checking us for possible encounters".
With that, Sanford ended the call and looked at the other two with a serious expression.
"Guys, we need to hurry up. 2BDammed warned me that the Nexus Core and the AAHW sended various groups of elite troops to hunt us at the facility.
"Finally!, I was getting pretty bored with these standard AAHW Troops", replied Hank nonchalantly.
"Hank!, you know well that we're talking about Riot Guards, G03LM MK2s, NEXUS Engineers & Soldats, DTP Engineers & Soldats, Alphas and Demolishers. That huge amount of elite troops are hard to destroy even for us!. And also, we can't waste anymore time, we need to get to the IDPT room ASAP!", exclaimed Sanford as he rushed to the clerk stand.
"Fine fine, let's arm ourselves quickly and get over with this", said Hank with a hint of irritation on his voice.
Wasting no more time, the three Nexians roamed around the armory, quickly searching for weapons and equipment to refuel themselves of armament. Hank entered in a small room with some lockers and stands with tables. In one of the lockers, he found a SPAS-12 with 38 cartridges at one side, along with a Desert Eagle with two magazines and two Micro-Uzis with three magazines each one.
"hehe.., this will do", he said as he picked the Shotgun with it's amunition and the other three guns with their magazines.
But even though he loved blowing up heads, he still needed some rapid fire. So Hank checked up the various stands and supply tables of the room. At one particular table, Hank encountered various metallic crates with the Nexus Core logo. Curious of what was inside, he decided to check one of them.
"Well well, what do we have here?".
When Hank opened the crate, his eyes widenned: inside, he encountered not more or less that a beautiful and fresh FN FAL. Not of those average white ones, no. It was the Nexus Core black version, one of the most powerful rifles of the Nexus armory. The only times when Hank gets really excited, are when he either finds a really good weapon of mayhem or when he goes on a masive killing spree; triggering his "Bloodlust state". And this moment was not exception. With an almost maniac expression, Hank pulled out the FAL and examined it. He then found some attachments in other smaller crates on the same table; a Laser Sight, a Reflector Sight, and a Táctical Light. Hank attached the attachments to the FAL, and then he collected 5 magazines of the weapon. Once he was one, he looked again at the upgraded FAL.
"Hehehe.., you and me are going get along veeery well...", he said with a maniac "smile" under his mask.
Hank decided to make a last quickly check up of the room to find anything more useful. He decided to grab 2 Flaming Grenades and a Flashbang. And even though he didn't need any melee weapons as he had his dear Dragon Sword, Hank decided to grab two Throwing Knifes with him. A memory passed on his mind.
"Man, I still remember when I double-stabbed that Grunt in the head after coming down from that Vent".
Feeling fully armored, Hank stepped out of the room to find Deimos & Sanford waiting for him, the former looking a bit excited.
"You're done Hank?, good. Now let's get out of here before the catch us", said Sanford.
Without any more words, the Nevadean trio went out of the armory. As they were moving towards some empy corridors they chatted a bit.
"So, what did you guys get for 'Early Chrismas'?", asked Hank.
"I've decided to go for some heavy fire. I grabbed a M-249 with another magazine. Also some frag Grenades and two Carbon Knifes. I've also added to my arsenal a HK M-436 with two extra magazines. And lastly I grabbed a MP7 with two extra magazines and with a Láser Sight and a USP Match with three extra magazines", said Sanford. Currently holding the M436.
"Alright, I don't doubt how you manage to lift all of that with those muscles, San. Anyway, and you Dei?".
"Oh boy!, you won't believe what I've found in one of the lockers near the clerk stand: a freaking Milkor MGL grenade launcher!", Deimos exclaimed exictedly. "And I have 17 grenades for reserve!, I can't wait to make the sky shit mutilated Agents!".
"Yeah yeah whatever, and what more?", Hank cut him off.
"Oh right. I've also added to my arsenal a beautiful FN SCAR with a tactical flashlight on it, with three extra magazines. And I also grabbed a Mossberg 500 with 20 extra cartridges. For minor fire, I grabbed a pair of Glocks with two extra magazines each other and a P90 with two extra magazines, and for melee I grabbed a beautiful and fresh Megachette. But that's not all, I've added also some Time Bombs, Frag Grenades and Claymore Mines!", finnished Deimos excitedly.
"Oh well, not my problem if you blow yourself a arm or leg, Mister Megumin", spoke Hank with a hint of sarcasm.
Deimos just grunted in offence, "Man, what a party pooper".
The Nexians chatted a bit more until they getting near the location of the room hosting the IDPT. Sanford was with his ACE checking the area.
"So, let me see..., mmm... . According to 2BDammed, the room hosting the IDPT would be...", the group then turned around a corner and they encountered a pretty armored black and red door with many signals and warning posts near some sort of control point.
"Here!".
Hank got close to the door while deimos went to one of the side rooms hosting the controls.
"Mmm.., it's strange, this place should be heavely guarded if the IDPT is considered of high importance", Hank comented while reading some of the signs:
'Halt!, Only people of high clearance can access this room'-
'Employees only'-
"Warning: Improbability Drive inside, proceed with caution'-
'THOU SHALL NOT PASS!, if not autorized'-
"mmm..., what a bunch of cowards".
"Well, according to the terminals, the door is unlocked. But, shall we close and semi-lock it once we are inside?", asked Deimos while returning to the group.
"Don't ask me, I'll just see what that IDPT is about. And maybe 2BDammed will tell us what to do?", responded Hank with a shrug.
"Sounds fair by me", added Sanford.
"Alright!, let me find the controls to open the door", finnished Deimos.
With that, the hacker went to a pretty thin room near the entrance of the armored door room; a medium sized window was on the from. Once on the terminal, Deimos operated the controls of the door: some buttons here, some buttons there, and some lever pulls over there and...
"Done!".
As Demios went out of the control room, the big armored door made some heavy noises before slowly started to go up. Suddently, a wave of improbability invaded the room. Not that it affected the trio, as they were infected with it long ago, and are completelly used to it. But this kind of improbability felt a bit different; it felt like it was a bit more 'unstable'. That concerned a bit Sanford and Deimos.
"Umm, dude?, do you remember improbability energy to be this... kind of twisted?", asked Deimos akwardly.
"No Dei, this means that the AAHW and Nexus Core are onto something really ugly..., c'mon, we need to hurry!", Said Sanford.
"(Mmm.., maybe this whole mission isn't soo boring after all)", tought Hank as they entered the corritor that leaded to the IDPT.
After some moments of running, the trio finally arrived to the room hosting the IDPT. The room was pretty big, with many machines and terminals all over the place. There was a balcony at the upper right side of the room with more computers on it. Going a bit more far, the floor descended a bit until it ended into an altar. There; with some red improbability electricity beams; it stood the IDPT.
This particular Improbability Drive was pretty simple: It was composed of a medium sized cubic structure with some small red buttons and screens. Two small cilindric generators were at it's sides, connected by some sturdy wires. At the top, there was a medium squared red screen with some words and errors writted on it. The trio slowly moved across the computers and terminals, careful to not trip into some loose wires or junk. A thick red aura was emannating from the IDPT, and it was turning more suffocant as they neared to the Drive, not that it was troubling them tough.
"Seriously, why this place is so deserted?", Deimos asked.
"Don't look at me. I'm an assassin, not a soothsayer", Hank said out of irrirtation.
After a few steps more, the Nevadeans were in front of the infamous IDPT. The Drive was strangely functioning. Hank leaned down to see what was happening on screen:
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"Wow, what the hell his this bullshit?, did this thing took too many drugs or what?", said Hank a bit surprised.
"Seriously dude, this thing is starting to scare me. Whe need to do something!", exclaimed Deimos concerned.
Hank was just staring at the IDPT with a bit of confusion, Deimos was walking one side to another rather nervious, and Sanford was trying to communicate with his ACE.
"Alright 2BDammed, we are in the IDPT room. What we need to do?"
...
...
"Okay, I'll tell Deimos to progamme a Time Bomb and we'll be donne in sec-".
(Music Stops)
But as Sanford was about to finnish, the trio suddently felt a dangerous aura quickly aproaching to the room. Without any word, the Nexians pulled out their weapons at a considerable speed and waited fiercely. Many steps were heard outside the armored door. Some unintelligible chattering was heard and then a knock on the door. Nothing happened for some seconds, until...
*BOOOM*
The armored door was completelly blown up with a pretty big and loud explosion that shaked the entire room and it's surroundings. Hank and company ducked to avoid the various debris that were launched everywhere and crashed with loud noises. A big and dense cloud of smoke and dust covered the entrance area. No more than 4 seconds after, a big group of pretty heavy armored individuals entered the room in a ordered rush. They then quickly pointed their weapons to the trio who got up and also pointed their weapons to them. As the dust cleared, the assailtant's silhouetes were now visible.
"Heh, about time you guys show up", taunted Hank.
"Hank J. Wimbleton, Sanford Hodges, Deimos Phreen, you guys are surrounded. Freeze!", said a NEXUS Engineer.
As the dust cleared off, the AAA trio saw a bunch of NEXUS troops, such as Nexus Enginners and Soldats, Nexus Scouts and Riot Guards. But there was also some of the AAHW ones, such as ATP Engineers and Soldats, L337 Agents, and two ATP Psychos with their futuristic spears pointed at them.
"(Look what we wave here, I see we have two of these new ATPs)", Hank thought while looking at the ATP Psychos.
Both groups were staring at each other in alert. Nobody said a word while weapons were pointed at each other, tension wandered around the air like it was dancing. Hank could even heard his hearthbeat along with Dei and San's ones. This tension continued for some minutes until the Nexus group felt an important presence aproaching. Hank and co. also noticed, and they loosened a bit as a new figure entered the room. Some Nexus Soldats stood at his side as bodyguards and the new figure watched with a unamused expression at the trio. His new "Employee of the month" plate shinning red in all it's glory.
(Now Playing: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - "C.R.A.S.H Theme")
"Well well well..., it isn't no more or less than Mr. Wimbleton and company!, hehe... Snooping-as usual, I see?", said the new guy mischeviously.
"Hello there, Rich", replied Hank with malice on his voice and "smile".
There he stood: firstly known as the "employee of the month". Then after years of service, was promoted to an aspiring combatant. Some upgrades there and here, and then he became The Auditor's right hand. "Rich Handerson", or simply known as Rich, stood unamused in front of the Nexian trio. He has completelly changed in both apperance and behavior. Before, a common Grunt who simply worked on Energy Logistics. But as the time went on, The Auditor saw potential on him, and thus he promoted him on combat. Rich surprisingly demostrated to be excelent at combat, and so, The Auditor turned him into an AAHW sergeant. But a certain incident with a rogue MAG Agent Torture resulted on his first death. After that certain incident, that was the moment when Rich severely changed. His emotions darkened a lot, and his combat power grew at higher rates. Soon, after his revival, Rich was one of the most brutal and mercyless warriors the AAHW and Nexus Core ever had, and The Auditor loved that. That was the moment were Rich was offially turned into The Auditor's right hand and a commander of both the AAHW and Nexus Core, and he surprisingly demostrated to be even a match for Hank, Sanford & Deimos.
"Of course it was a fucking trap...", said Sanford as he facepalmed in irritation.
"And you guys say I'm the dumbest one of the group", said Deimos, a bit of confidence on his voice.
"Hehehe, looks like even the fiercest guys can be simple minded sometimes. Rushing without a second thought. Amateurs", taunted Rich as he crossed his arms on his chest.
As said before, Rich changed completely in apperance and behavior. Many years ago; where the Drives were still 'young', he simply weared a gray working smock and black pants. But some years after the Torture incident, his mentability was twisted a bit. His body from waist and going down was replaced by a robotic implant, replacing the crushed lower body he suffered when Torture crushed him with his desk. It was a mix of armor and cybernetic parts, a very resistant one; decorated with some plates and red glowing parts and lines on all it's dark gray surfface, strong and armored metallic legs were now in place; gaining him great speed and strength. Rich was also wearing a special dark Nexus military vest over a gray tank-top. The Nexus Core logo was at the center of the vest, and some armored plates were at it's sides. On his waist, there was a cargo belt with many pockets and magazine spots. A rectangular shape with a red glow at it's center united the belt. And to finnish his apperance, Rich was wearing gray fingerless gloves, and on his right arm; near the wrist; there was a device with some buttons and a screen glowing red.
From being a simple Energy Logistics worker and an (almost) innocent guy, to a mercyless and brutal warrior and commander of the AAHW and Nexus Core, also being Auditor's right hand.
"So, do ya' guys like our new 'IDPT'?, The Auditor requested me and my platoon to build it, since you guys were giving him some little trouble. With this new Improbability Drive, we could be able to distort reality enough to open a wormhole and travel to another world!. Once done that, the Nexus Core would simply analyze the situation and corrupt that world with improbability. Then The Auditor would gain even more power to rule the existence itself!. He will be the ultimate being in the whole existence!", announced Rich as he lifted his arms in power.
"Ahá, so it's a world-traveling Drive after all. Why I'm not impresed?", replied Hank nonchalantly.
Rich took that as an offence and growled.
"mhmhm..., stubborn as always. Hanky...".
"But anyways, I think you should start to think about forgetting this whole 'world invasion' little game. 'Cause we're going to make som' fireworks with your little IDPT as fuel. So, just leave and we are all happy", provoked Hank as he slowly pulled out his Dragon Sword.
(Now Playing: Madness: Project Nexus - "Blood Son")
"Not going happen, pal. Now, make this easy for us and stay still so we could exterminate you easily. This is your only warning, Hank", threatened Rich as he pulled out a futuristic-looking MP5. The Nexus & AAHW troops readied their weapons. Tension was increasing in the room. "The Auditor trusted me on protecting this whole operation, and I'm not gonna let you guys ruin our precious plan. He is going to pay me veeeery well if I bring your head to him...".
"Oh yeah?, sorry, I think I'm a little deaf. What were you saying?", taunted Hank as he, Sanford & Deimos got into a combat stance.
"Grrr..., so that's how we're gonna play, uh?", Rich growled as his posture and aura turned more dark and dangerous. Then he pointed at the AAA trio.
"ANIHILATE THEM!".
'BLOOD SON!'
All hell broke loose. The AAHW & Nexus troops opened fire at the trio who moved with a very fast speed around the room avoiding the shoots. Hank then used one of his special habilities:
BULLET TIME: ON
Suddently, all time seemed to slow down, the others moving very slow, and the bullets flying slowly like snails. With quick speed, Hank moved like an eel around to room towards the Nexus group. And then, with incredible agility, slashed his Dragon Sword at them; making cuts out of a profesional japanese cheff. But when he went for Rich, suddently time started to advance more quickly. And as Hank lowered the Sword, it was inmediately meet with Rich's; a futuristic Megachette.
BULLET TIME: OFF
As time returned to normal, almost all of the Nexus & AAHW troops were turned into mincemeat; blood splattered everywhere. The ones who escaped quickly went for cover. Hank and Rich stood in front of each other, both of their swords clashed in midair.
"Ah-ah-ah~, not on me this time, Handkerchief...", tanunted Rich.
Then, he quickly made a floor spinning tackle that brought Hank down to the floor. Rich then bringed down a vertical strike to finnish off Hank, but the assassin was more quick. And so, Hank rolled back and jumped away some meters before Rich could reach him, and quickly pulled out his two Micro-Uzis; firing them at Rich. The Nexus commander inmediately deflected the bullets with his sword, a loose bullet even reached an unfortunated L337 Agent to the head, killing him. As Hank stopped firing, Rich pulled out his MP5 and returned fire, Hank dodged the bullets by jumping there and here with some acrobatinc spins.
"STAY STILL, DAMMIT!", exclaimed Rich on rage.
Realising it was useless, Rich disocuppied the MP5 and went for a quick dash towards Hank. Both of them clashed again with their swords, and then both went for various slash storms, both of them moving like Cheetahs. Two furious forces slashed there and here, leaving a trail of destruction were they went. Both Hank and Rich tried to hit each other, landing various blows with their swords. That was the moment Hank saw an opening on Rich's attacks. And so, Hank landed a fierce punch to Rich's face, sending him flying across the room. Rich crashed into a wall; leaving a cráter.
"C'mon, is that all you got?", taunted Hank as he reloaded his two Micro-Uzis.
"Grrrrr, how about this?!", roared Rich. The Nexian commader then pulled out two Tec-9s and opened fire at Hank.
The assassin dodged the bullets by making various roll-ups. But Rich used that moment to dash at Hank and land a spinning karate kick one he was up. Fortunately, Hank reacted quickly and lowered his head as the kick went above him.
"Ah cra-!"
Rich was then cut off as Hank landed a fast wave of puches on him, JoJo style. Each punch was more devastating than the previous one, and then Hank finnished with a powerful uppercut that sent Rich flying towards the balcony of the room. Loud noises were heard as Rich crashed at the computers and machines up there. Without losing time, Hank inmediately followed and jumped to the balcony too, he saw the quite mess Rich made upon crashing. Before the Nexus commander could get up, Hank grabbed him by his left leg and proceeded again to smash him side to side Hulk style. Each smash damaged more and more the balcony's supports, until the point were it slowly started to collapse. Noticing this, Hank finnished his smashings by launching Rich to the ceiling. Rich crashed again and then began to fell off. Hank used that moment to charge a Nexian Punch; like the Falcom Punch, but with improbability energy instead.
"Nexian Puch!".
Hank's fist and arm glowed red a bit, and small red improbability electricity beams came out of them. When Rich was in Hank's range as he fell, that was the moment the assassin unleashed the charged punch, and he landed it on Rich's chest.
*POW!*
A small improbability explosion happened and Rich went crashing at the front wall near the entrance of the IDPT room. A loud *Boom* was heard across the room, and some dust went out of the site Rich crashed. Hank quickly jumped off the balcony as it started to collapse. As Hank landed, the balcony collapsed and crashed down, bringing up another cape of dust with loud noises. Hank stood up and took a moment to analyse the chaos that was unleashing.
"Ok, let me see: There are many mutilated Nexian corpses here and there, San and Dei are fighting off the survivors of my attack, this IDPT thing is probably gonna blow up and kill us all, and here I am kicking an old rival's ass...", Hank stood quiet for some seconds.
"Yeah, just another day".
That was when the assassin felt a disturbance in the air, and barely had time to dodge a sudden powerful slash of Rich as he came at insane speed. The ground shoock fiercely as the Cyberchette (Rich's sword name) impacted with much force to the ground, leaving a cráter with some cracks on the grunt. Hank made some flips while retroceding and then landed on his knees. Rich recoiled from the attack and slowly composed himself. Silence was in the air (apart from the background shots that were happening between Sanford & Deimos and the surviving Nexus troops), and both Hank and Rich were observing each other at distance, both with theirs swords readied.
"Haha!, you need more than just a Nexian Puch to take me down, Hanky. I can take muuuuuch worse...", said Rich with a sly smile.
"Huh, I guess you're a lot more tougher than I thought. A common person like those sorry ass L337 Agents would have been blown into gory bits with an attack like that. Looks like this is going to get exciting", said Hank. Slowly he was becoming more excited and maniac. It has been some time since a fight like this happened.
Then, Hank started to concentrate his improbability energy on his Dragon Sword. Slowly, the sword started to glow red, and some small red electricity beams came out of it. The air appeared to be distorted near Hank, and a heavy atmosphere surrounded him. The assassin was preparing one of his attacks he himself created and practiced: "Impro-Slash".
But Rich also knew it, and seeing Hank prepare that attack made him also do the same; Rich possitioned himself and started to put his Improbability Energy on his Cyberchette. Both psychopatic rivals stood still, as the improbability increased around them. Some debris near them even started to levitate a bit from the improbability energy. Both Hank and Rich were almost finnished on the attack, the red glow on their swords was now very bright, and the electricity beams were now constant.
"Impro...", both Hank and Rich whispered.
Then suddenly both opened their eyes; they were glowing red in madness.
"SLASH!".
Time semmed to stop for a bit. Hank and Rich's silhouettes suddenly disappeared in a flash, and no a trace of them was visible for some nano-seconds. Then on midair, a shape of two red slashes clashing together was visible also for some nano-seconds. After a moment, time slowly started to go more fast. And then, Hank and Rich were visible again; this time on opposite places (Hank was where Rich was before and vice versa) and still on their kneeling possitions.
Then suddently, there was a loud *POW!* where the clash happened, and the reality itself distorted a bit. Thats when a huge shockwave exploded; along with many red electricity beams. The shockwave literally shook the entire building, casuig a small earthquake. The shockwave also knocked down Sanford & Deimos and the remaining Nexus troops, it even sent flying some of them. Unfortunately, the IDPT was the most affected, as it suddently started to glow more bright, and more improbability electric beams came out of it.
Hank and Rich stood up and looked at the destruction they caused. Sanford struggled a bit before he managed to get up, and then leaned over a broken PC.
"Goddammit Hank, calm down a bit!. You're gonna bring down the whole building, Jesus!"
"ah, don't be a crybaby San. I didn't do THAT much", replied Hank nonchalantly.
"oooh, is the little Mr. Smug worried?", taunted Rich.
"Whatever, just watch your moves or the whole building will explode", said Sanford ignoring Rich's taunt.
Rich decied that playtime was over, and picked up a G36 from a dead Nexus Agent. Hank noticed that and dashed at him with his Dragon Sword before he could fire. Hank and Rich swords clashed again, and went for another wave of clashing and slashes. But as all the chaos appeared to continue, Deimos noticed something alarming:
"Ummm... guys?. I think something's wrong with that IDPT over there".
"Don't distract me now, Deimos!", exclaimed Hank while still clashing with Rich.
"Hank, Deimos is right. Look at the IDPT!", added Sanford.
(Music Stops)
Both Hank and Rich stopped their clashing and looked over their shoulders. They saw that Sanford, Deimos, and even the few surviving Nexus troops stopped fighting and looked at the malfunctioning IDPT. The Drive emited some alarming beeps, and red improbability electric beams came out at alarming rates. The ground even started to shake a bit
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?!", roared Rich in anger.
"W-we didn't do nothing sir!, it appears that one of your attacks caused the Drive to go crazy!", responded alarmed a sole L337 Agent.
Deimos was brave enough to take some steps closer to the IDPT. And Sanford inmediately yelled at him.
"DEIMOS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!, DON'T GO ANY CLOSER, IT'S DANGEROUS!".
Deimos ignored Sanford's yell and carefully looked at the IDPT's screen:
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Deimos looked back.
"Oh well, I guess that's it", he said in a almost lifeless manner.
He was going to walk to Sanford when suddently a small explosion from the IDPT happened and the shockwave paralyzed him.
"What the-?!", he exclaimed surprised.
"DEIMOS!", exclaimed alarmed Sanford.
"Ah shit, here we go again...", grunted Hank while delivering a powerful punch at Rich that sended him flying at the entrance of the room.
Slowly; in front of the IDPT and behind Deimos; a red portal started to form. It grew in intensity and the atmosphere distorted a bit. Suddenly, Deimos found himself being dragged towards the portal. Alarmed, he tried to grab onto anything.
"Gah!, shit shit shit shit shit. Sanford, help!".
"Crap crap crap!, Deimos, hold on! I'm comming!", exclaimed Sanford as he made his way towards Deimos.
But another shockwave happened and knocked Sanford down. Deimos found himself being dragged with more force, and in less than some seconds, he found himself being engulfed into the portal.
"SHIIIIT!, SAN!, HEEEEEEEEEEeeeelp...!", was the last thing Deimos said before he disappeared into the portal.
"DEIMOS!", screamed Sanford as he got up.
Sanford ran and stood near the portal. His mind was racing at insane speed, and after thinking some moments, he decided to act.
"Fuck this shit!, hold on Deimos, I'm comming!".
And with that, Sanford jumped into the portal. There was silense for some seconds, and the surviving Nexus troops just stood there completelly still, dumbfounded at the scene that just happened. They didn't even move when Hank calmly walked towards the portal, and then he stood in front of it. Not even the force of the portal was enough to drag him inside. Hank put his right hand on his chin, and observed the portal up to down.
"Yup, this day definitely turned interesting", he said. Then he heard Rich get up from the wall debris and turned over to see him stare at him; a mix of rage and confusion on his face.
"Oh well, looks like I don't have another choice", said nonchalantly Hank.
"Oh no..., you're not going anywhere, Hank", growled Rich as he pulled out his Cyberchette.
"Yes, I'm going", countered the assassin. And with quick speed, Hank throwed the flashbang he picked at the armory. The flashbang landed perfectly near Rich, and detonated; launching a flash of light and a deaf noise. Rich covered his eyes in pain and woobled a bit.
"ARGH!; YOU SON OF A BICH!".
"Well, bye bye for now", finnished Hank.
And then with a backflip, the assassin launched himself at the portal, disappearing into view.
Rich finally composed himself from the flashbang, and then he watched the portal with disbelief. He then noticed the remaining Nexus troops standing still in atonishment.
"Don't just stand there!, go after them!", the Nexus commander yelled at them as he pointed his Cyberchette at the portal.
The Nexus troops broke free of their trance and grabbed their weapons. Then; with confidence; entered one by one at the portal. Rich meanwhile pulled out a radio and spoke through it.
"This is Commander Rich!, I require an entire platoon of Nexus & AAHW troops in my possition ASAP!, this is an emergency, repeat, I require an entire platoon of Nexus & AAHW troops ASAP!, inform The Auditor about our situation quickly!. Hank, Sanford & Deimos entered into some kind of portal!. Repeat, all Nexus & AAHW troops stay on max alert!, we need backup RIGHT NOW!".
Rich then sended his coordinates through his NCD (Nexus Comunicative Device), and waited for the reinforcements to arrive...
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"Hello?!. Hank, Sanford, Deimos, can you guys hear me?!. Helloooo?!".
No response.
"Hank!, Sanford!, Deimos!, are you there?!, helloooooo?!".
No response.
"Dammit dammit dammit!, oh dear Osiris, what the hell happened there?!".
At some kilometers from the building that stored the IDPT, there was a small improvised camp with a small tent and some tables with devices and crates. The camp was situated on a medium hill, the red shinning of the Nevadean sky bathed it on all it's glory. At the edge of the hill, stood a man. The red glowing of his mask's eyeglasses was reflecting on his ACE, as he desperately tried to contact the thre AAA members with out any result. After some more failed attempts, the man sighed and put his ACE back to his bag. Then, he observed with disbelief the building.
"Well..., I've had a feeling that something like this would happen. I warned them, but they didn't listen. Well, at least only Hank and Deimos".
Then, the man went inside the tent and opened a large box. There, the man pulled out a VSS Vintorez; his trusty weapon. The man put the sniper rifle on his back, and then he pulled out more weapons: a AR-15 with two extra magazines and laser sight, a Beretta 92 with a supressor and one extra magazine, a Carbon Sword, and three Frag Grenades. After arming himself, the man went out of the tent and then stood again at the edge of the hill, with the VSS Vintorez at hand. He man inhaled and exhaled, and then proceeded to descend the hill and towards the building; his bald head reflecting the red sunlights of the dark sky.
"When I find you guys, you're gonna give a really good explanation", said 2BDammed.
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"Ugggh..."
Sanford slowly opened his eyes. Good thing he had his glasses, as the shinning rays of the yellow sun bathed him.
Wait, yellow sun?.
Realizing that something was off, Sanford quickly opened his eyes and sited down, looking at his surroundings for any threat. But he was surprised that instead of a dark facility room, he found himself in a dirt path surrounded in some sort of forest. The demolitionist stood there for a moment, his mind processing what was happening right now. He then looked up at the sky, and he was surprised as he found out...
"Wait what?!, why is the sun up in the sky again?! I thought Hank killed it?".
Sanford was totally speechless. For a moment he thought he was alucinating, as many years of madness finally made him insane. But it was no the case, there he was: alone in the midle of a dirt path surrounded by a forest, and the sky was bright blue with the sun back again and shinning yellow. Confirming that there was no Nexus troops near, Sanford exhaled a breath he didn't know he was holding. And when he breathed normaly, the air was surprisingly much more pure and normal; a contrast of the suffocating and heavy atmosphere of Nevada. For a moment, Sanford just stood there, breathing with passion this peaceful air he needed since a looong time. Surely, this place would be good for a vacation.
"Man, Deimos surely would love a peaceful place like here...".
Then it hit him.
"Shit!. That's right!. Deimos!. Deimos, where are you?!".
Sanford remembed what happened a moment ago: the IDPT malfunctioning, Deimos being absorbed by that portal, him jumping on it to rescue him, and the whole mission his team was assigned.
"Deimos, respond!, can you hear me?!".
"Mmmrfff!, ugh!".
Suddendly, Sanford heard some mumbling under him.
"Mmmrff, ugh!, goddammit Sanford!, get off me. You're crushing me!".
That's when Sanford looked down and realised that he was sitting on Deimos. Realising the situation, the demolitionist quickly moved off and standed up next to Deimos. Sanford helped him to get up.
"Deimos!, thank god you're okay!", he said with a smile.
"Uff, well. I'm a bit crushed and dirty, but apart from that I'm okay", spoke Deimos as he was dusting off his clothes.
"Deimos, don't do something like that EVER again. Understand?", scolded Sanford.
"Yeah yeah, I'm sorry. Anyways, were the hell are we?", Deimos said as he looked his surroundings.
"I don't know pal. It appears that portal led us here. If my guessing is right, we're probably in another world as you can tell by the sky", responded Sanford.
"The sky?", asked confused Deimos. Then he looked up. "WHAT THE-?!, THE SKY IS BLUE AGAIN AND THE SUN IS BACK?!".
"E'yup. It seems that Rich's plan has been successful, although with a kind of a twist", replied Sanford as he was checking his weapons.
"Man, I don't know what are we gonna do now... . Wait, where is Hank?", said Deimos.
Sanford also realized Hank's absence and looked around. Then, he and Deimos felt like the air distorting behind them, and both looked back. They jumped back a bit when they saw the same red portal from the IDPT room. It was a bit more big than a adult person, and it was releasing at small rate some red electricity beams. Both Sanford & Deimos stood quite for a moment, observing the portal. Until Deimos spoke up.
"Sooo, umm... . Do you think he jumped in too?".
"Probably no. Hank would prefer to beat the shit out of his rivals first rather than fleeing. But hey!, it's just a theory", said Sanford.
"A GAME theory", joked Deimos.
"Really Dei...", Sanford facepalmed.
Suddendly the portal distorted a bit, catching the duo's attention. Both San and Dei prepared their weapons as the portal continued distorting. And then, that's when Hank came out of it, flying and doing some backflips. Sanford and Deimos barely had time to move out of the way as Hank landed some meters ahead. The assassin calmly stood up and looked at his surroundings. Then he looked back at Sanford & Deimos.
"Oh, hello guys. I guess we're not in Nevada anymore?", Hank said nonchalantly.
"Yo, Hank!, I'm relieved that you're okay too", said Deimos as he walked up to the assassin.
"Pfffff, it is needed more than just a simple portal to stop me, Dei".
Sanford catched up too.
"Anyways. Now that the three of us are okay, we need to figure out what the hell happened. I mean, yeah, we are probably now into some kind of another world. But what do we do now?, the portal is still open", announced Sanford.
"Simple, we just go back and show that asshole of Rich who's the boss", said Hank.
"Hank, there's probably now a whole army of AAHW and Nexus troops waiting for us at the other side. I don't think that's a good idea", said Sanford discarding the idea.
"How about we explore this place?, It was been FOREVER since we had this kind of peaceful ambient. I can finally breath fresh and pure air again!", proposed Deimos.
"That would be cool, if not for the fact that we're now being pursued by pretty much the entire AAHW & Nexus Core right now", Sanford said.
As if the Higher Powers listened to him, from the portal suddendly came out two L337 Agents armed with Desert Eagles. They were less disoriented than them, but they still looked at their surroundings confused. Then they put their gazes at the trio.
"Sweet Auditor!, they're he-!".
But the Agents were cut off as Hank instantly slashed them with his Dragon Sword; decapitating one and cutting his body in half to the other one. Their lifeless bodies fell to the ground, splattering blood everywhere.
"See what I'm talking about?, c'mon, we need to get out of here and find a safe place. Now!", exclaimed Sanford as he began to run at the opposite direction of the portal on the dirt path.
"Shessh, fine. Whatever", said Hank following him.
"Hey guys, wait for me!", exclaimed Deimos as he catched up with the two.
The three Nevadeans jogged on the dirt path for some minutes, until they made sure they were far from the zone where the portal was. Once they were sure that they leaved it behind, they stopped. They stood in place to regain some energy, and; by pass; observe their surroundings.
"As I was saying, I haven't been on a forest since like, forever. As you guys can tell, Nevada is mostly composed of desert", spoke Deimos as the trio walked again calmly.
"A dead desert if you ask me", said Hank.
"And also, Deimos is right. I think we really needed this kind of peaceful ambient since the beggining of all this bullshit. Seriously, it was the fucking end of the world back in Nevada", added Sanford.
"Hey!. I can even hear bird sounds!. Damn, almost all of the wildlife in Nevada was dead. I've almost forgot how a bird sounded", exclaimed Deimos excited.
"So, anybody have any idea where the fuck are we?", said Hank.
"Nope. Apparently, the portal made the ACE malfunction. All I get are errors", asnwered Sanford as he shaked the device, trying to make it work.
"Welp, now what?", said Deimos.
But before they could continue further, the Nexians suddently heard a noise comming from some nearby bushes at the left side of the path. By instinct, they instantly pulled out their weapons; Hank his SPAS-12, Sanford his MP7, and Deimos his SCAR; and pointed them where the bushes were moving. The three of them stood completelly still, as they didn't have the minor idea what creatures lurked on this place. The noises continued for some seconds, until they stopped. The Nexians were at maximun alert. Silence was in the air for some moments...
Until from the bushes came out a figure. And when she revealed herself, all the Nexians could do was stare in awe.
This girl looked like a very rich woman, straight out of some royal medieval thing. She was wearing what looked like some sort of royal brown dress, and she was wearing a strange hat with a pair of anntenas on it. Her hair was blonde, done in a beautiful way. She looked like a perfectly pretty woman with brown eyes. It would have been an enjoyable sight... If it wasn't for the fact that where her legs should be, there was instead some sort of slimmy, viscous pink mass that leaved viscous trails on the ground.
Hank, Sanford & Deimos were staring dumbfounded at the Slug Girl that crossed on their path. The monster looked at them with a neutral expression, as if she was studying her prey (wich she was actually). Nobody said a thing for some seconds. Until Sanford broke the silence.
"What... the actual fuck?".
"Ummm, hello there?", spoke Deimos akwardly.
"Huh, what do we have here?", said Hank interested.
"Oh, it seems that I've stumbled upon a group of adventurers. Good, I was getting hungry...", said the Slug Girl as she licked her lips.
Hank tilted his head. "Adventurers?, do we look like some sort of shotas or what?".
Sanford slowly moved his head towards Deimos, who humorously did the same.
"Dei, do you have any idea what the actual fuck is that thing in front of us?", said Sanford.
"Don't look at me dude!, I'm a hacker, not a ecologist!. I think I've smoked too many cigarettes this time...", replied Deimos.
"You guys look like you're armed, so you are adventurers: Although, you guys look like very strange humans, and I never saw a clothing like yours from all the men I sucked. But that doesn't matter, how about you come to me so I could suck out all of your fluids?", said the Slug Girl as she slowly moved towards the trio.
Deimos rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't alucinating. "I'm sorry, what?".
"You guys look delicious, but you don't look like you're baptised. But either way I will get a good feast", said the Slug Girl with a seductive smile.
"Delicious?, baptism?, what the hell are you talking about?", said Sanford.
But before he could ask more, Hank walked past him; SPAS-12 in hand; and stood in front of the Slug Girl.
"Oh, so you're gonna offer yourself as food first?. Well, no prob-".
"Hey you, miss slimmy thing. I don't know what the fuck are you, or why do you want to 'suck our fluids' or whatever bullshit is that called. But right now, we're in the middle of something important, and you're bothering us. So, fuck off. Or the only thing you'll be sucking on will be the cannon of my shotgun", Hank cut the Slug Girl off. And then he pointed the SPAS-12 at her.
"Eeehh.., Hank?. I think you're exagerating a bi-", Sanford was saying. But the Slug Girl cut him off.
"Oh, so that's how you're gonna put it?. Well, doesn't matter what, I'll be forced to make it at force!. Prepare to drown into my slimy bod-".
*BANG!*
Without any warning, Hank fired the SPAS-12 at the monster; the sudden lou noise resonated aroud all the forest, causing many birds to flee from the fear. Not even the soft and squishy body of the Slug Girl was resistant to the powerfull blast of the SPAS-12. And so, the upper half of the monster exploded into many gory bits and mucus that splattered around the ground. The lower half woobled a bit until it fell to the ground, dead. A thin trail of smoke was coming out of the cannon of the shotgun. Hank stood still, unamused, and still pointing at the mutilated body of the monster. Without any hesitation, Hank satisfactorily pumped the SPAS-12; the used cartridge came out of the breech, and landed with an audible "tud!" at the ground.
"Told you to fuck off", said Hank again.
Sanford & Deimos slowly walked to the assassin. A million of questions still on mind. Both of them silently watched the body of the monster.
"Ummm..., Hank?. Was that really nescesary?", said Deimos.
"That insolent woman, thinking she was the queen here. She made a really terrible mistake on annoying me", responded coldly Hank.
"I know Hank. But..., I think you pretty much revelated our possition right now", added Sanford as he was looking were they came.
Curious, Hank also turned back. So did Deimos. And then the three suddendly heard distant voices.
"They went over there!, the shot sounded in that direction!", they heard the distant voice of an ATP Soldat.
"What?!. How the fuck did they arrived here so fast?!", exclaimed surprised Deimos.
"Aaah shit...", said Hank out of irritation.
"Quick!, we'll take a diferent route. C'mon, let's go to the forest!", exclaimed Sanford as he went on the same direction the Slug Girl came. Deimos followed shortly after.
Hank; seeing that there was another option; groaned and followed them deep into the forest. The Nexians moved like eels through the trees and vegetation, hopping to loose their pursuers.
"This going to be a looooong day...", groaned Hank.
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Madnesspedia entry:
Grunt
"The weakest members of the Agency Against Hank Wimbleton. The Grunts are members who have the most basic combat training of the organisation. Because so, they only tend to carry basic weaponary, such as baseball bats, iron pipes, knifes and crowbars. And also basic firearms; such as pistols and Smgs, and there are even times they are unarmed. These members have very little durability; as they don't wear any type of armor, and can be taken down easily. They also tend to be pretty dumb, wich makes them the easiest enemy of the entire agency. However, they can be very annoying on numbers; and a untrained person could be severly injured if the Grunts work together. Even so, a person who at least practiced karate can take down easily these guys if one works hard."
And with that, the first chapter is finnished.
Hehe.., I bet you guys didn't expect that sudden apparition of Rich, eh?. I've decided to give that guy a more major role on this story. And while I was writting it, I've had this tought: "What if instead of some random old man, Rich was The Auditor's right hand and a very mercyless AAHW & Nexus Core warrior?". Well, here's the result. So I hope you guys like it.
And so..., is true that Monster Girl Quest is a femdom game, right?. And where most of the men are weak to the female monsters, right?. Hehehe, now that Hank and coº are here, they will turn that logic of the game on a 180º twist. These guys are TOTALLY different from the men of MGQ. Any moster that dares to touch them will get it's existence ERASED. These guys will create a new kind of genre: "Counter-Femdom".
Now before I go, here's a trivia. So you guys would understand some things of this story:
1) The Auditor is a roge Higher Power, and in fact: the leader of the Nexus Core. I found it to be very fitting, as his goal would be distorting reality.
2) The AAHW is PART of the Nexus Core in this story. Because, why the fuck not?.
3) In this story, The Auditor will be an EXTREMELY powerful being, more powerful than his apperance on MC10. He is by far much more cruel and insane than Ilias, Black Alice, or the Six Ancestors. He will be even more powerful than Alice I, and his intentons much more dark than Ilias. He wants to twist the existence itself, and nothing is gonna stop him. He's like, the ultimate incarnation of chaos and improbability.
4) As you can see, I will bring the PN story and the main story together. Cause why the fuck not?. I'll even make some of the incidents cannon as well some of the fan-animations such as REALM or Paradigmadness. That would be a very nice touch.
5) Improbabillity energy is gonna have a very major role on this story. You'll see why soon.
6) After the Ilias full-scale war is over, I plan to bring back some characters that perished or disappeared; such as Laplace and Eden.
7) Not only Nevada is under the influence of the Improbability Drives, but also the whole world. Nevada is like the epicenter of that catastrophe.
8) To understand point 4 better: Episode 1.5 of PN classic happened before the main series. And then episode 1 and the rest of PN2 happened many years latter, and other years before this story.
9) The Nexus Core and the AAHW have becomed VERY powerful and dangerous threats, as they managed to build more Improbability Drives around the world, gaining much more power and distorting reality even more.
10) As you saw at one point of the story, I plan to introduce new types of troops for both the AAHW and the Nexus Core. I send you some links of their images to see how they would look in later chapters (if I can).
11) And last, all the MC character will look like normal humans. But theyy still have their gray skin, and the Auditor still looks like his normal himself, just more humanoid.
Well that's all for now. I'll work on chapter 2 in some time. Remember to leave reviews to inspire me and correct me. (please, no severe critics ok? ;-;).