Author Note: This is the result of insomnia and mead. I claim no responsibility for any mental injuries from trying to figure this out. I have gone off the rails with this one completely and totally and have decided to just run with it. We are going to get more absurd and over the top as we go probably or back to semi-serious. As always basically my name is Rahmota not Rowling. I have no claim to anything you are reading. I'm not even sure I want to claim I wrote this but here it is.
Trigger warnings. Uh basically just be warned. It's easier to just say be careful than to try and explain this.
The next morning Harry invited Goydle and his ladies to their quarters for breakfast.
"You really think this is a good idea?" Hermione worried in his mind.
"Yeah I know. I have an idea and I want to see about it."
"What kind of idea are you talking about" Luna asked in concern.
"A potentially bad one. I think I figured out how he's cheating."
"How?" Both girls asked out loud.
Ginny glared at them as AJ grumbled a moment before settling back on her breast. "Guys could you keep it down its bad enough we have the dark lord coming for breakfast but apparently I inherited mom's milk production prowess and I don't want AJ to go off his feed. As it is I've had more than enough left over to put in the fridge."
"That's your milk in there?" Harry said.
"Yeah why?"
"Oh cool. I've been using it for my cereal. You taste pretty good. Maybe we could start selling that. Or making cheese."
"Uh excuse me? I already make more than enough. Ramping up for commercial production levels I'd be barely able to walk."
Harry's eyes glazed over as Hermione and Luna both looked at each other then him. They simultaneously smacked him in the back of the head.
"Hey what was that for?"
"You and your milk fetish. Bad enough you have a pregnancy fetish and we have to see those dreams."
"Yeah well you're not exactly one to talk with the My Little Pony dream Luna. What in the world is with that?"
"Oh yeah well Goydle and his harem will be here soon. Lets move on." She said changing the subject rapidly.
Ginny looked at Hermione "My Little Pony?"
"Don't ask. Rule 34."
"Oh okay." Ginny said transferring AJ from one breast to the other while shaking her head in confusion. "You AJ you are going to grow up in a very loving family. Very confusing and strange but loving at least." She told him. He gurgled and suckled quite happily.
Draco was standing there in a fine dress with her tiara as was Daphne. The two of them looking lovely.
"Ginny done feeding AJ yet?" Draco asked.
"No not yet. Then she will have to pump."
"Good grief. She is a freaking cow." Draco snarked.
"Hey now. That's not fair. Besides you wanna have a nice pair of udders dear?" Hermione said holding her fingers up ready to snap.
"Okay okay. I meant that in the best possible way. Besides I know Harry and his fetishes. He's probably got a breast milk fetish too now right?"
Hermione and Luna both sighed simultaneously, "Yeah he does."
"I'll have to keep that in mind after Ron comes out." Daphne said running her hand over her belly. Its curves just beginning to build up at five months
Dobby popped in, "Mister Goyle and his retinue are here sir."
"Thank you Dobby show them in and then see if Ginny is ready."
"Yes sir."
"He's getting a lot better with his diction and elocution." Draco said.
"Uh yeah. I guess the more powerful the bond the better he gets. That and he's been practicing."
"Well no need for him to sound like a bad caricature of an uneducated slave from one of those antebellum movies from the thirties in America."
"True that was rather annoying."
Goyle, Pansy, Millicent, Tracey and Marietta Edgecombe all came in. The girls were all beautiful, pale perfect skin framed by silky long hair. Their eyes all pure ice blue. They moved like dancers with the grace and fluidity of predators.
"Hello and greetings to you and your retinue. Be welcome at our table."
"Greetings and many thanks to you. We look forward to enjoying your excellent repast."
They had just sat down to the table when Ginny came rushing in. She was apologizing not paying attention so when she sat down she flopped one of her heavy milk laden breasts on the table causing some to leak out through her dress.
"Oh frak. Sorry. AJ didn't get me drained this morning and I didn't have time to finish pumping. That one's still a bit full."
"You. Are. leaking. Milk." The way Goydle said it, stretching the word out in a long distasteful way. Like it was the most disgusting substance in the world. Annoyed Harry and seemed to aggravate Ginny.
"What the frak dude. Its just the basic function of these things. To feed my baby. I'll go clean up and finish pumping. No big deal."
"Like the udders on a cow. Horrible. Disgusting. I will not remain in their presence. Good day to you sir. Good day!" He stood and rapidly exited the room.
"Hey what. Well that was rude." Harry said slumping in his chair.
Pansy was perplexed and staring after her paramour. "Sorry about that. We're not wierded out by it. If anything I think its really neat. Besides you smell really good."
Millicent, Tracey and Marietta all chimed in with their agreement. "You smell reallly good. Millicent said in a strange soft hungry tone of voice.
They all looked at Ginny with hungry glazed eyes when harry called to Dobby to bring them each a glass of milk from the fridge. The elf complied quickly and soon the four girls in Goydle's posse were curled up having glass after glass of the creamy white beverage. With each glass they got more and more calm, yet giggly. Complimenting Ginny on her flavor, on her scent, on her taste.
"Are they getting drunk on breast milk?" Harry mindspoke to Hermione and Luna.
"It certainly seems like it." Hermione replied.
Soon the four Slytherin girls had become incredibly mellow and relaxed. Sitting back and giggling every so often.
"You know what. You got it good here Potter. You got four hot girls who screw your brains out. We sold ourselves for immortality and we are still virgins. Such a shame." Pansy drunkenly purred.
"Yeah that dark bastard won't even touch us. I know I've tried to get him to. He gets mad and says he has more important things to do. What's more important than shagging a hot sexy immortal girl? I mean what's the point of being forever young if its all wasted." Millicent started crying as she lamented her virginity.
Tracey held her hand and tried to comfort the crying girl as Marietta sniffled her head down on the table. "I tried to wake him up it stayed soft as a noodle. He got mad and threw me across the room. He killed me Harry. How crazy is that he KILLED me!"
As Harry and his women watched the four Slytherin girls who were sloshed on breast milk started twitching. Bruises forming. They heard bones cracking and popping from Marietta as her body spasmed and began to bleed from her eyes,and nose. A clear fluid leaking from her ears. Millicent started rapidly regaining her lost weight while Pansy's beauty faded and she turned back into the pug
Soon the changes stopped and harry was looking at his women, "What the hell was that?"
"I think the breast milk reversed all the changes that had been done to them." Luna said as Hermione carefully approached Marietta.
"Mione stop. I'll handle this." Harry cast healing spells on Marietta's body restoring her back to a beautiful corpse. Smiling to his ladies he popped out to the clock room. Pansy, Millicent, Tracey and Marietta's clock were now sitting on shelves outside the locked cabinet. He saw Marietta's had reached 0. He turned the knob backwards until it had a lot more years and days listed and started working again.
By the time he got back the girls were awake and sitting glumly. Pansy's large magnificent bosom had deflated back down to her barely noticeable apples. Millicent though made up for that by actually being larger than she had been before the relationship with Goydle.
"Oh thank you Harry. That's twice I've been dead."
"Yeah well I gave you 97 years and 23 days. Hopefully that'll make up for it."
"You gave me? How did you do that?"
"Well I'm the master of death. Small d."
"Oh. Okay."
Harry looked at the glum girls and took pity on them. He waved his hand and their beauty was restored.
Pansy grabbed her breasts and happily welcomed them back.
Draco groaned, "Pansy could you put those away until later please."
"Sorry Draco. I'm just so happy to have them back. Thank you Harry. If there's anythign I can do for you let me know."
"Well yeah there is. You can tell me what he's planning."
Pansy and the other three girls nodded after conferring with each other. "We'll tell you but you've got to take us under your protection harry. He is still the most evil dark lord around."
"You did notice he had killed me right?"
"Besides four more mistresses aren't going to hurt anything will it?"
Harry looked at Hermione and Luna who were glaring at the girls and him alternately.
"Uh you'd have to ask my matriarch Luna about that."
"Luna please he wants to rule the world. He thinks that because they're helping him he'll be immortal even if he kills Harry. If he finds out we're helping you he'll do more than just kill us. He's already told us that."
Harry sighed looking at Luna. She was frowning. She mind talked to Harry and Hermione 'Its the Wrackspurts Harry. They were infected with them until they drank the milk. I can tell now. That must be how he's being helped.'
'Okay so how do I protect them from that.'
'Probably the same way you've been protecting us. Accept them as mistresses and frak their brains out.'
'Really? Oh well I guess. They are kinda cute after the alterations.'
'Luna don't you think Harry has enough mistresses?'
'Well I hadn't gotten him anything for Christmas yet. So a mistress for Christmas would be good. Besides Marietta is mine.'
'oh great. I was gonna call dibs on her you can have Tracey.'
'We could share her'
'true'
'So they're mistresses?'
'Yes but don't impregnate them'
'As you wish matriarch'
"Ladies if you'll follow me to the bedroom I'll initiate you into the Nargle Army and bring you under me for protection."
Ginny sat there shaking her head in wonder at how weird her life was.