Naruto Uzumaki the name of a legend in the final battle against Kaguya Naruto made the ultimate sacrifice sealing Kaguya right as she teleported never to be seen again his name forever etched in ninja history his death marking the beginning of peace for ninja, but those who knew him always wondered was he truly gone as Naruto was always pulling one surprise after another and to all that had bonded with the ninja knew he was out there somewhere
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Inside a pillar of ice laid Naruto Uzumaki a legend and quite possibly the strongest ninja of all time frozen the world passing him by becoming a world one could only dream about
The Ice pillar he currently called home was in the basement of a cryogenics lab as they waited for it to melt
Suddenly it felt like the entire world froze in time
"Yuck, the world has evolved and yet people still make hideous messes" Hagoromo said as he appeared looking at the messes inside the room
He floated over to where Naruto's frozen body was and touched it
"I apologize for the wait my son I give you these gifts in hopes that you forgive me" Hagoromo said as he looked at Naruto as the ice shattered "be safe...both of you" he said referring to his other son
And with a snap of his fingers, the entire world began to move once again just as Naruto woke up from his long slumber
"Fuck" Naruto said yelling in pain as his body felt stiff and his mind felt disoriencted
"About time you woke up" a deep booming voice said to him
"Kurama?" Naruto asked looking down at a small fox with nine tails sitting in front of him
"No it's the fucking easter bunny of course it's me and have I got a story for you" Kurama said to his partner/best friend as he filled him in
"I've been frozen for centuries" Naruto asked him in shock
"Yeah be glad while you were asleep I was able to listen in on shit outside" Kurama said as he often kept track of current events with people who passed by and talked as many people lazed around leaving a radio or tv on
Naruto relaxed and calmed down but was a little saddened as everyone he knew was long since dead
"So everyone I know is dead?" Naruto asked but it came out more as a statement
"Yeah" Kurama said sadly as he felt Naruto's sadness and long ago that would've been something he loved but now he hated that his friend was suffering
"Ow my head" a female voice said
"No" Kurma said in horror recognizing that voice and when Naruto looked at the direction of it the fox's eyes widened in horror as he recognized the woman "Naruto you need to kill this bitch fucking annihilate her now" he said in quick heated anger
"Uh lady, do you realize you're naked?" Naruto asked looking at the beautiful woman's form drinking it in as she was very beautiful but what captured his attention was her red hair, she had low E-cup breasts, curvy body, and a nice bubbly ass "here" he said tossing her his jacket and a sage coat he had sealed in his person
"T-thank you" the woman said with her face as red as her hair
"KILL HER" Kurama yelled in rage
"Oh it's you, hello little Kura" the woman said teasingly
"Oh I hated it when you called me that!" Kurama said as this woman knew his name and it was a misstep on his part
"I can't help it if you're adorable" the woman said teasingly
"You know her?" Naruto asked the kit sized tailed beast
"You're looking at my first host Mito Uzumaki" Kurama said to him as he growled "aka the first bitch along with your mother that had me crucified in those hell holes they called seals" he said to them
"Well it was either that or let Madara have you" Mito said
"How in my father's name are you even alive and not a wrinkled prune" Kurama yelled in frustration wondering how she was alive
"Your father brought me back to help Naruto reach his full potential as a seal user along with one added extra" Mito said as her eyes changed into a certain pair Kurama knew very well
"NOOOOO HOW DARE HE GIVE YOU THOSE!" Kurama shouted seeing the Sharingan
"He also gave me the rinnegan for the Rinne-sharingan so I could also teach Naruto how to use them, good thing with these Sharingan we don't have to kill each other to make them stronger" Mito said
"This is the worst day of my life" Kurama said as he felt like crying
"Wait, I have what now?" Naruto asked in surprise
"Hagoromo gave you the rinnegan and sharingan for the rinne-sharingan the same pair of eyes he gave me so I can teach you how to use them as well as becoming a great seal user" Mito said knowing the true reason was that Hagoromo didn't want Naruto to be alone and she felt like she owed it to Kushina to look after her child
"My day got worse, now the brat has father's eyes and that damn sharingan as well" Kurama said as he hated the sharingan with his very being
"You have… oh what was his name? Oh yes, Sasuke Uchiha's sharingan, Hagoromo wanted you to have the eyes of who was it, Indra?" Mito said as the sage mingled and mixed up names for the reincarnations of the next lives of his sons
"Yes it was Indra, so you have Ashura's chakra and now Indra's eyes, swell" Kurama said "Wait who's Sharingan do you have?" he asked wanting to know what she had
"Madara's" Mito said with a an innocent smile
"I'll claw out your eyes!" Kurama yelled as he clawed at her while Naruto held him with one hand
"Sit boy" Mito said with a smirk
Suddenly Kurama found himself slamming down on the ground "How did you make me do that" he asked
"Your father also gave me and Naruto the ability to keep you out of trouble" Mito said as Hagoromo expected the strongest tailed beast to be violent
"You mean I have to do everything you say?!" Kurama shouted
"Apparently" Mito said nonchalantly
"What was the first Hokage like?" Naruto asked curiously wondering what one of his idols was in life
"Well he wasn't exactly a slouch in the sack but I kinda expected better" Mito said as her Uzumaki blood craved excitement and more of a challenge in life "Since we're on the topic, you think you have something more than Hashirama's 12 footer?" she asked as even though her husband was well equipped she expected something...more from him
"Kid's got a real bitch break… why did I say that?" Kurama said as he wondered if he snapped in the icy prison of solitude
"We can talk later let's get out of here" Naruto said as he looked for the door out of here
"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!" A man said dramatically walking in
(1 hour later)
"Thanks for the clothes" Mito said as she was wearing a small crimson red t-shirt that exposed her smooth stomach, a black skirt
"Not a problem ma'am those two were idiots" a woman with purple hair and one eye said to her simply, she had very high DD-cup breasts, athletic body with nice curves, wide hips, nice legs, and a nice plump ass
"I hate my life" Kurama said as he hid away his extra tails and had a collar around his neck
"Hey it's not my fault they wouldn't let you in without a collar" Naruto said
"Yeah well I'm a nine tailed fox not some helpless kit" Kurama said as he hated looking and acting like some pet as he was always proud of who and what he was
"Yeah and how are we supposed to explain a nine tailed talking fox?" Naruto asked as he was sure some earthlings would freak out despite the crazy shit the world had
"Well at least I don't look like I'm some kind of orange mob boss" Kurama said as Naruto looked like a thug in his opinion, an improvement in his own opinion "And since when do you wear suits?" he asked curiously
"Hey it was the only orange things she had in this place" Naruto said as he was wearing a candy cane striped undershirt shirt with a orange hoodie over it and tan pants
"Yeah well we're finding something different as you're not the suit wearing type" Kurama said
"How is this a suit anyway?" Naruto asked his friend
"Eh, do want some shades or a blazer, I think a blazer is a type of eyewear" Kurama said as he didn't wear clothes so he wasn't sure what the particular name was for certain articles of clothing
"Blazers are a type of shirt dude" Naruto said as even he knew that
"Well try these shades, they scream bad boy to me" Kurama said as he put on a similar pair "Yeah baby" he said nodding at a mirror admiring himself
"I feel like a dancer" Naruto said as he looked at himself
"Like you know how to bust a move" Kurama said as Naruto was skilled in many things dancing not so much
"You two done in there yet?" Mito asked from outside the male's dressing room
"Are you sure I can't kill her" Kurama asked Naruto flashing a set of sparkling puppy eyes
"No" Naruto said
"Yeah wouldn't want to kill her before she experienced that 18 and a half inch sword you call a dick… there is something wrong with me" Kurama said
"Yeah cause you don't hear me parading that" Naruto said as he was creeped out Kurama was talking about him like that
"If only you got with that Hinata chick, she'd be one happy lady and Sakura one jealous chick" Kurama said as Uchiha men were small in the pants he knew this well considering all the time he was with Madara as his summon
"Yeah, but you got to admit we look awesome in these shades" Naruto said as the two nodded in the mirror grinning
"Hurry the fuck up" Mito yelled from outside making them jump a little as they were witnessing the famous Uzumaki women temper
"We're coming gorgeous" Naruto said as he heard her yelp and he somehow knew she was blushing
"Who's the cyclops? Kurama asked seeing the woman in uniform
"Shut the hell up" Naruto said smacking the back of the fox's head he then approached the woman in question and bowed his head "sorry about him he's a idiot" he said knowing what it was like to be labeled
"Oh thank you" the woman said as no one ever apologized to her for someone else "hi my names Leela" she said being polite as they introduced themselves earlier
"You seem to be not freaking out a fox just talked to you" Naruto said to her
"Ehh there's freakier, ever seen a lobster man?" Leela asked as she had met a few of the species
"All I gotta say to that is… got any butter?" Kurama said chuckling "since she's not freaked by me, I'm going back to my normal look" he said as he made his extra tails appear "ahh much better" he said as it felt stuffy to him
"You can keep the tails we have aliens ya know" Leela said to him simply
"Aliens like those that drop those eggs down your stomach like in the movies?" Naruto asked as Kurama paid much attention to the late 20th century and wouldn't shut up about it
"No no not on earth anyway" Leela said as there were a few species that may have done that
"What about those cloak hunter guys? I loved that movie" Kurama said
"No, sorry" Leela said
"Damn it" Kurama said as he
"So what's a nice lady like you doing selling clothes?" Naruto asked
"I'm not selling clothes we just happen to have these in the lost and found" Leela said to them
"Well whoever had these ain't getting them back" Kurama said rubbing his shades
"Or these, I look hot" Mito said looking at her appearance in the mirror
"Wait then what was it they wore on their way out?" Naruto asked a little curious
"No idea" Leela said not wanting to think about it
"So what people would just exit this place naked or something?" Kurama asked curiously not having an issue with nudity
"Possibly" Leela said as many people did that
"Well thanks for the clothes beautiful they ain't getting this orange hoodie back by the way" Naruto said with a smile
"Actually yeah" Leela said as she presented Naruto a hoodie with all too familiar markings of magatama and similar marks to his tailed beast chakra mode
"Where'd you get that from?" Mito asked curiously
"No idea never saw it before" Leela said to them
"Must be dad" Kurama said as his father always seemed to know
Naruto was too eager to try it on he accidentally took off his under shirt revealing his muscular body
'Damn' Leela thought as she was amazed by his muscular physique and had already found him attractive but that increased seeing his adonis like body
"So what's your job here?" Mito asked as they made it to Leela's office as Naruto put his shirt back on and put on his new hoodie
"I'm tasked with assigning people their jobs I just wanted you both properly dressed" Leela said as she felt they needed it as Mito was naked and Naruto was in tattered clothing
"Where do we go to get money because with this shirt you gave me I feel if I flex I'm gonna tear it" Naruto asked curiously
Leela answered him by using a pincer like device and pinched his and Mito's hands
"Come at me with that and it's going somewhere" Kurama said as he growled at her in warning
"The fuck was that for?" Naruto asked as he rubbed his hand
"Career chips they assess your capabilities as an individual" Leela said "And considering you're an animal I don't think you need one" she said to Kurama
"So what's ours?" Mito asked curiously
"Well Naruto is a rare case he seems capable of many jobs usually a person gets one" Leela said scrolling down a long list of capable jobs for Naruto
"That doesn't surprise me" Kurama said as Naruto was skilled in many regards
"What about me?" Mito asked
"A couple, one of them says secretary" Leela said to her simply
"Me a secretary?!" Mito said in shock and anger thinking she was much more than that
Kurama was rolling in laughter as that was hilarious in his opinion
"Well teacher or secretary" Leela said to her
"She technically is my teacher" Naruto said hoping that'd make her feel better
"Anything good for the kid?" Kurama asked curiously
"Ambassador?" Leela said as it was the highest position in the long list of jobs he was capable of
"Me/him?!" Naruto and Kurama said
"You did say you always wanted to be kage" Mito said as being a leader of someone who helped direct their land was considered a noble position
"How is being an ambassador like being a Hokage?" Naruto asked curiously
"Seeking out new worlds to try and make allies sounds like you" Kurama said simply
"And what is she supposed to be? My secretary?" Naruto said looking at Mito
"Hmm, I think I could pull off a secretary outfit" Mito said picturing herself in a suit
"Yeah but being a ambassador of that level will mean you will need help" Naruto said as that'd be a lot of work
"So you want 2 secretaries or 1 secretary and an assistant?" Kurama asked
"Just as long as Mito doesn't get buried in all the work, I don't care what you call it" Naruto said
"Thank you" Mito said as she became a little scared as she saw the paperwork Hashirama had to deal with and that was a nightmare all on it's own
"You will need to go apply for the job at DOOP" Leela said to him
"And that is? Besides being one letter away from Doof" Kurama asked curiously
"Basically the government of earth and the alliance between planets" Leela said to him
"Sounds like assholes work there" Naruto said plainly
"Governments suck you can't trust 'em" Kurama said as people were always corrupt especially at the top
"Well there are smaller places where you can do it" Leela said as a lot of jobs revolved around going to other planets
"Something simple would be best" Naruto said as he'd prefer not to get the government involved
"Like what, delivery men?" Kurama asked sarcastically
"Well there is this place I've been thinking of going to be hired as a pilot" Leela said as her job sucked and she was considering quitting
"Seems like a good fit" Naruto said checking out the job seeing multiple warnings'well at least it won't be boring' he thought liking the thought of danger
Mito liked the job as well
"Seriously we're gonna be deliverymen?" Kurama asked thinking that'd be lame
"Well we need money" Mito said as any job would do
"It sounds bellow us" Kurama said as he had self respect
"Who cares, well looks like we'll be working together, beautiful" Naruto said to Leela winking at her
Leela had a small smirk and looked away brushing her hair back as it was the first time a guy took an interest in her and didn't care about her eye
"Whatever get us food, I'm hungry" Kurama said as he was very hungry
"Do they still make ramen?" Naruto asked curiously
"No sorry" Leela said
"I can make some" Mito said as she was a skilled cooked and she knew how to make it from the simplest ingredients
"Actually I was joking, I thought he'd flip" Leela said with a teasing smile
"I'm beginning to like her" Kurama said as that was pretty good
"And I was gonna ask you out too" Naruto said as he pouted at Leela who was blushing in surprise
'He needs a real woman' Mito thought as Naruto had quickly gained her interest stirring up things inside her as he had many qualities she liked very much
"Ah I'll take you out anyway your way too cute to stay mad at" Naruto said as Leela looked surprised and looked like she had many thoughts go through her head
"I know a good japanese place down the block" Leela said quickly and very excited
"Take us anywhere as long as it puts food in my belly" Kurama said as his stomach growled
"Great lead the way Leela" Naruto said as he took her arm
(next day)
"And I thought I was off my rocker when I got old" Mito said under her breath as they met the professor
"That's our boss? Dude looks like he has one foot in the fucking grave" Kurama said as he man had wrinkles on his wrinkles
"A talking fox oh Bender get my equipment and I can dissect you" Professor Farnsworth said calling out to someone
"Piss off you fossil" a bending robot said to him "hi names Bender" he said extending his hand and soon his other that tried to steal Leela's wallet fell to the floor courtesy of Naruto who had a kunai in his hand
"Touch one hair on him and it will be the last thing you ever do" Naruto said threateningly as he was protective of his friends
"Go back to your inventions old man" a jamacean woman said as she entered the room, she had low E-cup breasts, curvy body, and a thick ass "Before it kills you, like he might" she said looking at Naruto sending a flirtatious wink his way
"I was just kidding" Farnsworth said his self preservation kicking in
"Yeah I thought you were" Naruto said not believing him
"Try taking my wallet or anything and I will melt you" Mito said as she activated her sharingan
"Oooh cool trick, got any others?" Bender asked as he screwed his cut arm back into place
"Ooh I'll show you a trick, like how to send someone into orbit with one punch" Mito said as she made her hands glow blue
"So you have both the sharingan, rinnegan and you have that monstrous senju strength?" Naruto asked as he remembered Tsunade's raw physical power
"Yep, Hashirama taught it to me" Mito said with a smirk
"Gan what now?" Bender asked very confused
"Later robo dude" Naruto said to him as he approached the jamaican woman "I'm assuming your in charge of hiring people here?" he asked curiously
"Well I am after my husband, sorry ex-husband, quit my name's Labarbara" Labarbara said as she introduced herself
"Well he must've been a real idiot" Naruto said thinking the woman was beautiful
"A real idiot and a waste in the bed" Labarbara said as she had horrible taste always picking up men that were assholes "Heck our own son practically begged me to take him and not be with him" she said to him
"Wow is he that bad?" Naruto asked wondering how someone could be that much of an ass
"Not exactly but he is very boring and kind of a ass especially with how much he spends working instead of being with his family" Labarbara said
"Sounds like my ex-husband" Mito said as she often found it difficult to believe that Naruto and Hashirama shared the same soul
"Oh did he quit having sex with you after giving birth to your kid" Labarbara asked her
"Yeah the bastard" Mito said as like all Uzumaki's she possessed a high libido and desired a large family
"Oh sister, I feel your pain entirely" Labarbara said as she sympathized with her very much
"Wow you both must have bad luck I want at least 3 kids" Naruto said as he was low balling as he wanted a large family and didn't care how many children he had as he'd love each and every one of them
"Kid everyone wants that, but knowing you you're gonna have way more than that" Kurama said as Uzumaki were very fertile and had much vitality
"Most likely" Naruto said laughing "so Leela you want kids?" he asked half serious half teasing
Leela's face turned darker than Mito's hair "w-well I have always hoped I would find someone to have kids with someday but all the guys I date freak out because of my eye" she said as she used the term date loosely as she never had a true date mostly men gawking at her wanting to use her body or who walked away due to her eye
"Well my singular optic friend, where we came from having one eye was the least weird thing you'd see" Kurama said as he thought about his three tailed brother and Naruto's sensei and his teammate
"Where you came from? Oh you mean your time" Leela said as she forgot he was from the past with how normal he was
"Yeah I had a sensei that had one eye, well visible the other was a replacement of his friends eye, same with the other guy but I did meet a giant turtle that had only one eye" Naruto said
"What is this energy?" Farnsworth asked holding Mito's hands
"Back off pops" Mito said taking her hands back "It's chakra, something the world seems to have forgotten" she said as she wondered of that was for the best considering the damage that was done with it "anyway we are here for jobs" she said
"Well what are your qualifications?" Labarbra asked Naruto
"I could help your stress relief" Naruto said confidently
Labarbara laughed at this "oh I like you" she said getting close "I love a man with confidence" she said with a grin
"Lots of confidence for a virgin" Kurama said to him teasingly
"Takes one to know one" Naruto said sternly
"Ha!" Bender said before Mito smacked his head bending it down "Hey look I'm a cartoon character, say nyah, ow!" he said before he got kicked
"You wouldn't be a virgin if you got with that Hinata, you two would be going like rabbits" Kurama said as there was a saying about innocent girls and how they were in the bed
"How would you know you're like a million years old and never got with anyone" Naruto said
"There were only 9 of us in existence. I'm not into that deliverance shit!" Kurama yelled at him
"So what couldn't find a fox you'd like" Naruto said tauntingly
"Like a normal animal would suit my needs" Kurama said as no vixen ever caught his interest
"So you're gonna be alone all your life?" Bender asked finding that a little sad as he loved getting laid
Probably a alien out there that would like him" Leela said
"Professor it's time for your nap" a Chinese woman said coming into the room, she had D-cup breasts, athletic body, and a bubbly ass
"Is every woman that works here a babe?" Naruto asked as the girl giggled at him
"Well have you seen the old guy?" Kurama said snickering
"Well hello little lady" Naruto said as he leaned against the wall and dropped his shades to look at her
"Dude every lady in here is little to you, you're like 6'5" Kurama said to him as that was pretty tall
"Hi I'm Amy" she said introducing herself
"A rose by any other name just as sweet" Naruto said
"Oooo old school you wanna go out sometime whiskers?" Amy asked as she felt he was nice and kind but he was also strong and tough something she craved and desired in a man
"As fun as that sounds I asked Leela out first so she gets first dibs" Naruto said
"Aww" Amy said as she whined
Naruto put his hand next to her head and leaned over her "I didn't say no" he said
Leela felt a little nervous wanting to stake her claim even further on Naruto as he drew women to him like moths to a flame
"O-oh really?" Amy said thinking she had a chance
"Yeah after Leela's date you can get yours" Naruto said before Leela pulled him away
"I want my date now" Leela said in urgency
"Ooo aggressive I like that" Naruto said as he groped her ass finding strong women truly attractive
Leela jumped slightly as he groped her and bit her lip trying not to moan
"Hmm, nice and plump perfect for smacking" Naruto whispered into her ear
Leela threw money at Mito "you and kurama get a hotel and stay away from my place" she said as she dragged Naruto off to their date
Kurama backed away from Mito as she had an evil aura around her
"That fat ass bitch stole my man" Mito said as she looked in the direction they took off
"Well if you have problems with it, why not go out with them, I'm sure Naruto has enough for the two of you" Kurama said simply
"Wait" Mito said realizing something "he's clan head of the Uzumaki" she said having an idea appear in her mind
"And the Namikaze, don't forget that" Kurama said as it was a clan
"I'd have to convince Leela" Mito said as she smirked knowing that when Leela and Naruto did the deed the opportunity would be present and even the most inexperienced Uzumaki was considered a stud to others
"So you two want jobs?" Labarbra asked curiously
"Yeah" they responded and finished quickly wanting to try and spy on the date
"Well we need a bodyguard and a cook for the crew that goes to space" Labarbra said as the two fought for the bodyguard position making her sweat drop "I didn't mean the fox tell you what the fox can help Naruto as a bodyguard and Mito can cook but also help with bodyguard duties?" She said
"That works for me" Kurama said thinking that'd be fine
"Fine now let's go I wanna watch Naruto break that fat ass in" Mito said wanting to see what her fellow Uzumaki was capable of
"Watch or join?" Kurama said
"Watch don't wanna scare her off" Mito said as two Uzumaki's would be a little much for the clearly virgin woman
(skating rink)
"You have skated before right" Naruto asked as Leela was slightly off her balance slipping slightly
"Y-yeah just a little rusty" Leela said as she hadn't had the chance to skate in awhile
"Here" Naruto said skating toward her skidding as he grabbed her hand pulling her along with him as they drifted on the ice
Leela smiled as she slowly got in the grove and kept pace with Naruto still holding his hand as the skating became less like skating and more like dancing she blushed as she was the center of Naruto's attention it made her feel special made her feel all the emotions she always wanted to feel with someone else
(later at Elzars)
"How can you afford this place we haven't gotten a paycheck yet" Leela asked him curiously
"Bender gambled with me and tried to steal my wallet so I stole his when he wasn't looking" Naruto said as he was surprised Bender stole with how much he carried on his person
Their waiter soon arrived and served them some wine and soon brought their dishes
"Hope you enjoy kid" Elzar said challengingly to him as Naruto called him out basically testing his abilities as a chef when Naruto requested ramen and he made it wanting to shut Naruto up
Naruto toon out some chopsticks and took a taste
(later in central park)
Naruto and Leela were walking in the park Leela wearing Naruto's jacket as she accepted it as she found his chivalry very attractive
They both stopped at the bridge and looked up to the sky looking up at the stars
"I use to do this as a kid" Naruto said as when he was a child he looked up at the sky in wonder
"Me too" Leela said as she and him looked up at the sky remembering the loneliness they felt "I was an orphan growing up and never had a family I looked to the stars wondering if my parents were alive or dead and often wondered if they were thinking about me" she said as she thought opening up to Naruto would be best as she didn't wanna hide anything about herself
"So was I my parents died when I was young but I never was told if they were alive or dead always wondering if I was abandoned" Naruto said giving her a sympathising look as he understood her
Leela was surprised he was an orphan and inched herself closer to him feeling closer to him than before as they understood one another
"Naruto can I trust you?" Leela said looking into his eyes wanting to be sure as she wanted to be positive she could truly give herself in this relationship as she felt she was being to easy in the past in comparison to this date with Naruto
"Leela if you trust me I will do my best to honor that loyalty I'll be there for you whenever you need me for something serious or something trivial I'll be there" Naruto said taking her hand placing it on his heart as he felt a real connection with Leela as if they were kindred spirits if it was for their similar pasts or something else didn't matter he wanted to dive deeper into this connection and explore it
Leela's lips quivered as she felt happy and touched that she felt someone care for her it had been a mere 2 days and if felt like the best days in her life
They subconsciously approached one another gazing into the others eyes/eye peering deeper beyond the others eyes/eye looking into the others soul and soon they began to kiss starting out as simple and caring and the more they kissed the more passionate it became the emotions in their bodies building more and more feeling love and trust despite the minimal amount of time they've shared as they truly felt like they knew the other for a long time
(LEMON WARNING)
(later at Leela's apartment)
Naruto laid on Leela's bed in his underwear feeling his member harden a little as Leela was completely honest with him telling him this was her first time and him admitting the same making both of them even more horny with that information
Leela soon came into her room wearing a pink sexy and revealing lingerie as she saved this for a special night and it didn't get any more special than this "hi" she said nervously not knowing what else to say not looking at his eyes and as her eye drifted to his lap she saw his semi erect member and she rubbed her thighs together slightly 'you can do this' she thought as she crawled on top of him and rubbed their covered privates against each other as she kissed him lovingly both slowly getting into it
Naruto began to grope her breasts making her moan from the attention he was giving her
Leela's mind was drifting toward the other girls at work who fawned over Naruto and that angered her a little so she chose to get more aggressive wanting to stake her claim
Naruto felt Leela get more aggressive in her actions and returned it in kind making it become a contest of domination of who would wear the pants in the relationship and who'd be on top 'I accept your challenge' he thought as he grabbed her hips and soon flipped them over with him now on top of her dominating the kiss his tongue invading her mouth his body firmly pressing against hers and his hands holding hers down
They both gazed at the other not blinking not showing any sign of weakness trying to demonstrate their strength to the other
Leela felt her gaze weaken as her moans became louder as Naruto was fully erect and she felt it spread her lower lips 'fuck' she thought as she felt her body betray her giving into Naruto's touch
"I want you Leela" Naruto said to her as he panted a little
"Than let me go" Leela said as she looked at him "c'mon Naruto just let me go" she said ating cute wanting to push him further
"No" Naruto said surprising her with the firmness in his tone "I want you to submit" he said to her in a very serious tone "I want you to be mine Leela do you understand" he said to her
"Yes" Leela said sounding like she was in a trance as Naruto was so hot and sexy right now and the look he was giving her made her feel weak and tremble wanting more from him
Naruto released her hands and took off her panties going down giving her pussy a long lick making her have a breathy moan, he then took off his underwear unleashing his 18.5 inch long and 5 inch wide dick making Leela gasp as it was bigger than she thought "beg" he said rubbing her pussy with his dick
"Please Naruto fuck me I want you to have me" Leela said breathlessly unable to contain her excitement
"Tell me Leela what is it you want what is it you desire what makes you hot and bothered what is your fantasy" Naruto said wanting to know what would push her over the edge more than anything
"I-I" Leela said stuttering weakening under his intense gaze "I always wanted the man I'd be dating to take me to take me and use me however he wanted to take away my control" she said as it was a wet dream of hers to have a strong man she was madly in love with be able to just take what he wanted from her
"Ok" Naruto said to her calmly surprising Leela as she wasn't sure how he'd respond "from now on no matter where no matter when I'll touch your body however I like you are mine and mine alone Leela I am your man and you are my woman so I'll do whatever I like to you are we clear" he said in a calm tone but the weight of his words carried
"Yes" Leela said to him and moaned as he penetrated her making her scream in pleasure and pain and soon Naruto captured her lips easing her pain, she wrapped her legs around him wanting to pull him deeper into her
For the entire night Leela's house was filled with screams of bliss
(LEMON END)
(next day)
Leela was currently working on the ship doing much needed maintenance on it but she felt a little nervous as Naruto had his eyes glued on her making her feel excited and nervous under his gaze, he whistled when she bent down and her ass was visible making her blush even more as the pants she was wearing were more see through than her other sweatpants and they were wet from her constant sweating from the heat from the ship
"Hey Leela need a hand" Naruto said right next to her
"Oh sure" Leela said nervously as they began working on one of the landing gear reaching upward and gasped in surprise as Naruto groped her breasts as she worked she chose to remain silent and continued to work
"C'mon Leela this is nothing compared to what we did last night c'mon no need to be shy" Naruto said in a calm tone of voice as Leela stuttered "I mean I can see your purple panties" he said getting behind her kneeling down fondling her ass watching it with much attention
Leela tried holding back her moans letting out small barely audible whines as she continued to work certain fluids from the ship dripped onto her body as she was sealing cracks and closing wires and tubes
"Looks like you're dirty Leela" Naruto said whispering into her ear nibbling on her ear lightly rubbing her tits smearing the fluids deep into her wife beater and her tits
"Hey dudes, what's up?" Bender asked as he came into the room drinking a beer
Leela felt such intense anger she tackled Bender showing her strength by putting multiple dents
"Ah, what'd I do?!" Bender shouted as his body was beginning to dent
"You ruined my moment!" Leela shouted
"Whoa, whoa, okay, babe, back off" Naruto said as he pulled her off of Bender
"Damn lady, what's wrong with you" Bender said as he picked himself up
"Leela please refrain from damaging company property" Labarbara said as Bender agreed to that when he decided to work here
"Okay, let's all just take a breath" Naruto said with a small smirk as she eased up a little
"You made me spill my beer" Bender said in anger as he loved his beer
"Oh you can get more" Leela said non caringly
"Greetings crew I'll have you know you'll be going on your first delivery to the moon" Professor said as he explained the details
"Fucking hate that shit" Kurama said as he hated that his grandmother was in that shit
"They have people on the moon?" Naruto asked curiously
"What? Oh yes many farmers but it's main source of income is the Luna park" Professor said to him
"Second date" Leela said grabbing his arm having it between her bust
"Wait, ain't it Amy's turn?" Naruto asked while also wondering what exactly Luna park
'Forgot he promised her a date' Leela thought to herself sourfully
"And what exactly are we delivering?" Mito asked wondering what they were taking
"And what exactly is this Luna Park?" Kurama asked wondering what kinda shit was built on the moon
"An amusement park of course" Professor Farnsworth said simply
"They put a park on the damn moon?" Naruto asked finding that a little odd
"Let's go already" Bender said from inside the ship "damn humans" he said as he grumbled to himself
"What's there he's so excited to see?" Kurama asked wondering what the lazy alcoholic wanted from the damn moon
"Whatever it is it'll probably be better than the Ghost lady of the moon" Farnsworth said scratching his ear
"Sleeping what now?" Kurama asked hearing the name clearly but hoped and prayed it
was something else
"There's this pale woman that's been sighted around the moon she disappeared long ago in a sphere taking much with her like that crap from the moon landing I think there's a reward for it now that I think about it" Farnsworth said in thought
"Reward!" Bender said in greed laughing maniacally
"Move it, now!" Kurama yelled in frustration 'I thought that bitch fucking died how the fuck is she alive' he thought to himself than looked at Naruto 'of course he lives and so does she' he thought as if Naruto survived there was a good chance she did as well
(10 minutes later)
"Here" Naruto said tossing Amy the keys from the claw game
"Oh thank you" Amy said in pure gratitude as she thought this would've been a major mess up for her first assignment
"Why not just break the stupid thing, you know these games are always rigged right?" Bender said as all these things has loose claws and things had been magnetized like the ring games and bottles were glued down and the balloons were industrial
"If she would have broke it she would have been arrested" Naruto said as this park had a crappy environment but top notch security
"And?" Bender asked uncaringly
"She's too pretty for jail" Naruto said as Amy fawned at being called cute as she liked being complimented
"Meh" Bender said "What's the mutt doing?" he asked as Kurama was sniffing the place
"Trying to find a certain lady" Naruto said
"Aren't we all" Bender said as he sympathized with that
"C'mon let's go" Kurama said as they left for the airlock not taking suits
"Uh meatbags I think you need suits unless you wanna die" Bender said off handedly
To everyone's surprise they walked outside the dome and didn't suffocate
"Heh I thought humans couldn't breath in space" Bender said as he put a pin in that thought and went to get more beer
(1 hour later)
"Yep" Naruto said as he extended his chakra outwardly "a barrier" he said to himself
"I swear this bitch needs to die not tomorrow not in a few minutes right the fuck now" Kurama said
"Everything's killing with you" Naruto said
"You think I'm a mega killer, check out my robot me" Kurama said as he pulled out a blueprint "also the people I wanna kill have it coming" he said to him which Naruto had to concede with a little
"Where have you been keeping that?" Naruto asked as Kurama didn't have pockets
"Had the bitch put a seal in this collar shit" Kurama said as it made up for not wearing clothing
"Mecha Kurama? Really?" Naruto asked thinking that was unoriginal
"Hey you had a robot version of you, why can't I?" Kurama said as he whined
"Maybe if we shrink it down we could give it to Bender as a pet" Naruto said chuckling as that'd be funny
"Ok that'd be funny to watch...and record...and sell" Kurama said as he laughed and planned "but enough of that break the barrier" he said wanting to finish Kaguya off forever
Naruto punched the barrier breaking it and saw the the ship from the lunar landing
"Bitch come out wherever you are" Kurama said wanting to see her face as they killed her
"Hello" a female voice from behind him said making him yelp and jump into Naruto's arms
"Real tough fox huh" Naruto said sarcastically as he turned around seeing a calm Kaguya, she was wearing a black no sleeve shirt with an opening for her G-cup breasts with magatama on top similar style black pants that showed off her smooth nice legs and plump thick ass, she also wore a loose white feminine style sage that hung off her shoulders and had black magatama on the left side
"Hello Naruto" Kaguya said in a calm civil tone
"Is she sane?" Kurama asked as last time they saw her she was out of her fucking mind
"Time heals all wounds" Kaguya said to him in a simple manner
"Really?" Kurama asked skeptically
"I have been here for so long, carrying my anger until I eventually got bored with it, tried being insane but that got boring as well" Kaguya said to him
"So you've been up here bored out of your mind for centuries?" Naruto asked in surprise "wait back up you've been free this whole time why haven't you gone back to earth" he asked curiously
"In our final clash I was brought here my powers diminished you took a lot of me" Kaguya said as Naruto had taken the full nine tails chakra
"So you're weak" Kurama said chuckling before he got kicked
"I was, but my powers have been coming back to me, I could conquer the Earth, but like I said that got really boring as what would I do afterward? Wait for my fellow clan members to come and kill me for treason?" Kaguya said as she saw no value and had no interest in the world and couldn't care if it burned
"Typical bad guy thing, they never think of what will happen after they do their thing" Naruto said
"Take your Orochimaru, I sensed his life for a long time, he may still be alive" Kaguya said to him unsure
"Oh dear lord I hope not" Naruto said as he wondered what that psycho could be doing in this time as from what he remembered he helped in the fight against Kaguya but that didn't mean he trusted the snake as he was sure he was doing it so he could live
"So does this mean we can enjoy the amusement park?" Kurama asked curiously
"The what" Kaguya asked curiously
"Ok Naruto you deal with….all of that while I go make some cash" Kurama said looking at the ship wanting the reward
"Good luck moving it" Naruto said to him
"Ah shit" Kurama said as he remembered his current size
(2 hours later)
"What have you unleashed on the world" Kurama said as Kaguya was burning through their cash fast as she was like a child in a candy store never experiencing the foods, rides, games, and was even getting stuffed animals
"Just so you know you were a part of her so you were a part of all that" Naruto said smirking as he could practically see Kurama's orange fur turn snow white
"I hate you" Kurama said in pure horror
"I know you mean love" Naruto said
"Who's the pale lady with the junk in the trunk going all over the place?" Bender asked the group curiously as he was thinking about stealing from her
"A super fucked up god" Kurama said to him in brutal honesty
"Goddess with a giant front and back, heck she's got a bigger bust than Tsunade" Naruto said as that was an accomplishment all on it's own
"Wait, that's the chick that took the moon thing, where'd she put it? I want my money!" Bender said demandingly
"Too late we collected it" Naruto said to him
"Damn it" Bender said angrily
"You must try this it's called cotton candy, I found it in orange, pink, red and blue" Kaguya said her cheeks stuffed like a chipmunk's
"You know we're stuck with her right" Kurama said as she was too dangerous by herself and Naruto wouldn't kill her because of his principles as she was no danger yet
"Yeah but at least she's not like she was back in the past" Naruto said as Kaguya was insane when they met
"Oh relax if modern times has fun stuff like this then you don't have anything to worry about from me" Kaguya said as she had a bright smile
"Well let's find her more modern clothes" Naruto said as she always seemed to be wearing robes but had to admire her current outfit as it displayed more than her old baggy one
"I want something sexy looking" Kaguya said
"Where'd you learn that?" Kurama asked
"Oh the ship had some technology on it and I pick up a few capsules from earth filled with music information that kinda thing" Kaguya said as earth sent a lot of them thousand years ago
"Let's go!" Bender said as he hurriedly ran to the ship
"Bender what did you do?" Naruto asked as a farmer was chasing him and behind him were three robot females
"You just had to spread your code around didn't you" Leela said as she had to pull him out of that mess
"But I still haven't gotten to have my date" Amy said as she pouted Leela seeing that as a plus
"Well then let's go on one when we get home" Naruto said trying to soothe her
"We have to go now!" Bender said as he was in the ship
"Why?" Kurama asked before looking up as Bender was pointing up and ducked almost getting hit with buckshot
"I may have pissed off some people and maybe cracked dome" Bender said saying the last part rather quickly
"I'm sorry what?" Naruto asked curiously
"May have cracked the dome to their farm" Bender said nervously
"Well I'm not paying for that shit" Naruto said as he was getting billed
"Why is there a crack in our dome?" Kurama asked as he looked at the ships glass
"I may have cracked, other stuff" Bender said nervously
"Bender you asshole if that dome breaks, everyone here will die" Naruto said as he, Mito, Kaguya and Kurama were the only ones who could breath in space
"Well it's not my fault they made a ball throwing contest" Bender said
"Bender that game is for throwing the ball at targets, not seeing how far you can throw a damn ball" Kurama said to him
"I'll fix it" Kaguya said as the glass glowed red before the cracks disappeared
"Whoa what can you guys do" Amy asked wondering what her crew mates were capable of
"Well with our rinne-sharingan, and other stuff… we're basically gods" Naruto said to them simply
"Gods my shiny Metal ass" Bender said
Kaguya snapped her fingers and rabbit ears were put on Bender's head
"Ok your gods" Bender said as Kaguya snapped her fingers again and the ears disappeared
Kaguya then looked at Naruto curiously as she walked toward him
"What? Do I have something on my face?" Naruto asked her curiously
"You have the same eyes as me" Kaguya said to him simply "I want you" she said as she craved an equal in life
"Well I have the rinne-sharingan I don't have your byakugan" Naruto said as she smiled at him
"Irrelevant" Kaguya said as the Byakugan was wasted on her as she never fought with her fists merely used the elements and her other powers from the rinne-sharingan "you are now my equal my match so I want you" she said as if it were a simple matter
"Get in line sister" Leela said before she got turned into a butterfly
"Kaguya" Naruto said in a disapproving borderline angry tone
Kaguya conceded as she knew it would do her no good to anger him so she turned Leela back
"Guess we found Mito's little helper" Kurama said as Mito like all Uzumaki like to cause mischief
"Two of your most hated people having to live with us, you must be in hell" Naruto said as he laughed at Kurama
"Yes, even more as we have to work with them" Kurama said as they couldn't leave them alone for anything
"If I have to work to be your lover, so be it" Kaguya said as she grabbed Naruto's hand and put it between her G cup breasts
Leela grumbled at having smaller assets than her
"Let's go before those farmers try breaking the ship" Bender said as they were still on the moon
(few weeks later)
"We need a bigger place" Kurama said as they were all in Leela's apartment as they had been to save money
"Yes a goddess such as myself deserves finer living conditions" Kaguya said as she was raised as a princess
"Gonna have to work on modesty though" Mito said to her flatly
"Any ideas" Leela asked them
"Good news the Professor had a friend who died torn to shreds and his apartment was on the top floor and is golden" Naruto said coming back from there just now
"How do you have a golden apartment?" Kurama asked not getting the reference
"Never mind lets go" Naruto said
(30 minutes later)
"It's nice" Leela said as she admired the deceased man's taste
"What sets this place apart from hers?" Kaguya asked admiring the size
"Well for one you can look down on everyone" Kurama said with a chuckle appealing to her superiority complex looking down from the balcony
"And it doesn't smell like a graveyard" Mito said
"What was wrong with my place?" Leela asked insulted
"Leela it was plain wet paper was more interesting than that" Naruto said in brutal honesty "plus I want you to have the best too" he said pulling her close
"And how are you gonna do that?" Kurama asked
"There's other places in this building" Naruto said simply
"I can't afford that" Leela said sadly
"Wonder if my bank account is still open" Naruto said in wonder as the banks had bank records from centuries ago and he hadn't claimed his inheritance from his parents and Jiraiya
"What is a bank?" Kaguya asked tilting her head
"Kurama this is all you" Naruto said leaving the apartment
"What am I a special ed teacher?!" Kurama yelled after Naruto
Kaguya looked at Mito confused at the term Kurama used
"He called you stupid" Leela said informing her at the indirect insult
Kaguya growled before suddenly Kurama turned into a rabbit
"No" Kurama said in horror
"Be honored fox I transformed you into a noble animal" Kaguya said as the rabbits were what she considered noble
"Change me back grandma" Kurama yelled pleadingly
(later at the bank)
"So this is what was considered art in your time" Mito said reading one of Jiraiya's books as part of Naruto's inheritance was that he get the gold edition of his books
"That's a porno you know?" Naruto said as it was pure smut
"What do you think I did all day when my husband was being hokage" Mito said giving him a blank look
"Guess being Hokage meant not having much time for family, wonder if dad had that problem" Naruto said finding that to be a little sad
"Considering you're here, I find that hard to believe" Mito said as she had been pregnant before the hokage had even been established after that her sex life all but died
"With how much the money has built up over the time, I must be the richest person on the planet" Naruto said
"One thing a friend told me when I was younger, is that there's never such thing as too much money" Mito said as money was useful
"If Hashirama was rich how would you have liked him to use it?" Naruto asked curiously wondering how she would've used the money
"Well to spoil me some, of course every woman enjoys being spoiled at times" Mito said as that was a stone cold truth as women liked to be showered with either gifts or love or attention
"I'll remember that" Naruto said to her
"With this much money you can buy anything you want, like a mansion or a resort" Mito said as Jiraiya had saved up much if what she was reading was accurate and it built well over time becoming a total of 200 billion dollars
"Well the golden rule of money is spending it wisely" Naruto said as he took his mother's words she said to him as an infant to heart
"So what, we're stuck with that little apartment?" Mito asked
"Oh hell no we're moving out and more" Naruto said as using that money to get the apartment and had even bigger plans
(next day)
"You bought the building?!" Leela said in surprise
"Yep" Naruto said thinking it was a good way to make money as he offered the people at work cheap rent which they all took
"Why the fuck are you wearing a monocle?" Kurama asked Bender who was trying to look like he had class when in all honesty he was trashy, impolite, and a crook 'actually that basically sums up a politician' he thought to himself
"I'm hanging around a rich guy now, gotta look classy for him" Bender said intending to use Naruto to boost his social rep
"Kiss ass" Kurama said simply
"Fleabag" Bender said noncaringly
"So are there others way to pay you sexy man?" Labarbara asked as she pressed her mounds against his chest
"Yeah like other means outside of cash or credit" Amy said grabbing his arm and playing with her hair trying to act cute
"Oh brother" Bender said feeling disgusted seeing humans in their natural environment
"You said it" Kurama said as he felt the same as Bender
"So what's this about Naruto telling me you have blueprints for a pet for me?" Bender asked as he always wanted a pet a robot pet would've been nice for a accomplice
"If someone makes my Mecha Kurama, I better see money back" Kurama said
"So you're trying to make a robot you? Why tired of being an animal?" Bender asked curiously as he couldn't blame him as he thought robots were superior in every way
"No, I'm not gonna put my brain in a robot body, moron" Kurama said not even thinking it was possible anyway "but I see you and Naruto on occasion plus it wouldn't hurt to have an actual companion" he said as he would've like an animal with his mindset
"So you're making a robot friend?" Bender asked now getting bored
"Yeah basically" Kurama said to him
"Now I'm bored" Bender said
"Anything I can do, it will do" Kurama said as he still remembered that robot version of Naruto
"So it could blow shit up like you can?" Bender asked now very interested to have that kinda fire power for when he went looting
"Well if Naruto's robot duplicate can do what he can, why can't mine?" Kurama said
"Someone made a robot out of him?" Bender asked
"Yep, it blew itself up sacrificing itself I think" Kurama said as he didn't really care at the time and was still pissed it could steal his look and his chakra
"Now I want it, so I can have it blow shit up whenever I want" Bender said his mind immediately going to destruction and death to humans but soon forgot as he was thirsty
"So where are we gonna put the jacuzzi or the pool?" Mito asked
"What's a jacuzzi?" Kaguya asked
"A small pool where the water is warm but you need to be naked" Mito said as innocently as possible
"Isn't putting yourself in warm water like making soup out of yourself?" Kaguya asked as she tilted her head
"Ok I'm out I can't do this" Kurama said walking away
"Kaguya let me show you the sacred art of skinny dipping" Mito said making Naruto's face turn an Uzumaki red
"Skinny dipping?" Kaguya asked curiously
"It's where you go swimming without clothes, but it's also a way to go to jail" Naruto said to her giving Mito a look
"Not if she does it in the building" Mito said with a smile as she whispered it into his ear
"Then isn't that just streaking?" Naruto said raising a brow
"Aww you don't wanna swim with us?" Amy asked pouting slightly wanting to join in on the teasing while also wishing to get a hot tub
"Fine I'll set up a pool room along with a hot tub" Naruto said as he gave in
(2 weeks later)
"You know I went to prison before but being in a cell because some skirt wearing douchebag couldn't take rejection and had his own dumbass policies he self imposed is certainly a new one" Naruto said as his time in jail was better than this crap
"I say we kill him" Mito said as the man had the audacity to address them and think they'd fall to their knees and pleasure him like harlots
"You've been spending too long with Kurama" Naruto said to the woman who was showing the famous Uzumaki women rage 'or it could just be Kurama's hosts' he thought as his mother and Mito were terrifying it sometimes rivaled Kurma's he often wondered if the fox's essence increased their womanly fury
"You know I could just tear these bars off and we can just walk out, right?" Mito said as they put them in an actual cell after they broke the force field cell and broke the bones of dozens of guards
"I don't feel like getting into any more trouble, besides, wouldn't that make us escapees?" Naruto said not willing to deal with the military if they could help it
"Isn't it illegal to arrest a ambassador?" Kurama asked getting everyone to freeze in shock as he was right
"Yo dumbass" Naruto said calling out to Zap only for Kiff to come
"Oh look it's the green stick with skin" Kurama said as the man was a pansy ass in his opinion
"I am an ambassador, I have diplomatic immunity, so you can't hold me!" Naruto said to him as Kiff scanned his chip
"My apologies sir the jackass was supposed to scan all prisoners just in case" Kiff said freeing them wanting this to be quick before his jackass captain arrived
"Ha! Nevermind your cool to me" Kurama said as calling your boss a jackass wasn't the move of a pansy
"You gotta be a jackass when you don't wear pants" Kiff said as he shivered in disgust remembering the sight of Zap from below as he climbed a ladder
"Eww" Mito said as she wanted to throw up
"Well DOOP is getting a complaint from me they have to listen to an ambassador right?" Naruto asked looking at Leela who did a so-so gesture and explained that DOOP was comprised of many galactic planets and Zap answered to all of them not just earth
"So if I befriended some other planets I could mess with that idiot?" Naruto asked with a prankster smile
"I think, or do something with their leaders" Leela said to him simply
"You whoring me out?" Naruto asked with a teasing grin
"I didn't mean that!" Leela yelled feeling possessive
"Might as well as us Uzumaki's are known for being stamina freaks, and if your dad could keep up with your mother that means you must be twice the stamina monster" Mito said winking at her causing Leela to glare at her and blush
"Yup my little cyclops beauty is a freak" Naruto said as he pulled her into a hug and kiss making all the woman's anger fade "there much better" he said as he liked it when Leela was happy
"I was actually talking about you, not her" Mito said with a smirk liking that she got some juicy details
"Oh well any excuse to hold her is fine with me right Leela?" Naruto asked as he groped her ass with his hand making her yelp
"I don't know who's more sexually active, her, your mom or you" Kurama said looking at Mito and then him as he had been in the two Uzumaki women and wished he could forget what he knew about them
"Can we go now?" Bender asked wanting to get the fuck out as he and the government don't do well
"Yea let's go save this planet" Kaguya said happily
"Can't you just snap your fingers and fix it back to the way it used to be?" Leela asked her curiously
"I can't make something from nothing" Kaguya said as even she possessed limits and had to obey certain rules of physics
"What about that creation of all things crap the rinnegan can do?" Bender asked remembering his ears
"I could if Naruto loans me some chakra" Kaguya said as the Nine tails was a big portion of her chakra as half was able to handle the lower ranked tailed beasts
"How much do you need?" Naruto asked curiously
"Two or three tails worth" Kaguya said as it would be exhausting work
"Alright, let's do this" Naruto said as he channeled chakra into her and she was moaning slightly from it's shear essence despite once being apart of her Kaguya felt the purity and power in Naruto's chakra
There were gears turning in Kaguya's head as she stared at Naruto knowing the nine-tails chakra no longer would become a part of her in her state as it completely bonded to Naruto making the chakra his alone 'he never stops peaking my interest' she thought to herself feeling her desire for him increase
"Do your magic, rabbit babe" Naruto said as they landed and Kaguya walked out placing her hand on the planet unleashing a massive wave of chakra filling the hollow planet making plantation bloom
"The fuck is this" Kurama said as small black creature with three eyes approached trying to act cute "Whatever it's gonna be food for me, ok tiny monkey thing time to die" he said as he opened his mouth to take a bite out of the creature only to get kick by Leela "you bitch!" he said in anger
"It's so cute" Leela said as she picked it up
"You have a weird definition of cute" Kurama said to her "now hand me my fucking dinner and if you ever kick me again I'll kill you" he said glaring at her with bloodlust and was slightly impressed as she glared back
The two growled as lightning came from their heads and clashed against each other
"Hai-ya!" Leela yelled as she kicked Kurama with a skillful karate kick sending him flying
Kurama jumped back at bit her leg and she soon tried to shake him off as his fangs dug deep
"Ok enough Kurama let her keep the monkey thing and don't try to eat it" Naruto said to him plainly
"But my dinner" Kurama said as he was hungry as Zap did that light lunch shit
"I'll buy you a meal later on earth also if you scared her me and you are gonna fight" Naruto said as he didn't want Leela hurt at all
"Ah whatever you can just heal it" Kurama said nonchalantly
"That's not the point I love her and you better respect that or I'm gonna have you stuffed" Naruto said getting shocked looks from everyone
"Yeah right, you're too good to me to do that" Kurama said "Besides respect is earned kid" he said as he referred to the kick she gave him starting this crap
"Fine but no hurting my friends or I'm gonna have you fixed by Zoidburg" Naruto said making Kurama pale hearing that as when he met the dumb crap and his failure to identify basic anatomy he was worried about ever getting wounded
"As long as she doesn't do anything to me first" Kurama said still pissed about the kick
Naruto nodded as he went to Leela to see if she was ok "you ok" he asked
"I'm a big girl Naruto so what's this about loving me?" Leela asked as she was blushing
"Like I said, I love you" Naruto said like it was a fact
Leela dropped the three eyed creature and did a basic cliche of pulling him into a kiss and raised one of her legs 'he makes me happy' she thought as in the short span of their dating life it felt like they had been apart of each other's whole lives
"You wanna share my apartment?" Naruto asked as everyone had their own apartment in the building he bought
"Is there enough room for me, I mean you already have Mito and Kaguya in it" Leela asked as both women stayed with Naruto in the roomy apartment and it often put unease in her but now that she had the chance to be with him constantly made that feeling disappear
"I'm sure I can make room" Naruto said pulling her close and soon felt something nudge his leg "yeah you too shorty so Leela what are you gonna call...whatever this thing is" he asked her curiously
"Hmmm how about Nibler" Leela said as she picked him up hearing him purr and make other cute noises
"What the fuck happened to the animals in the ship?!" Mito shouted out as she came back from the holding area of the ship and found all the animals were gone
Nibler burped and out came a piece of fur
"What...the...hell" Kurama said in shock
"Told you getting those animals was pointless" Kaguya said as she finished restoring the planet as Mito didn't wanna chance it with the animals lives so she used shadow clones to get them and Nibler must've gotten to them as they all conversed before he made himself known
A small animal soon walked up to them and they watched Nibler devour it like it was nothing
"And I thought Kurama ate to much" Mito said as she was perplexed
"How can this thing eat those other ones, they were huge!" Kurama yelled wondering how the creature put it all away and gained zero mass
"Just as long as it doesn't think we're food" Naruto said as he looked at it cautiously and was a little surprised to see intelligence beyond the animalistic instincts
"Can we go home now?" Bender asked not caring anymore as long as they got paid
"Yea I need a shower anyway" Leela said as Bender turned their first cell into a sauna
"I too require a bath, that man's fingers… ugh" Kaguya said as Zapp touched her as well as looked her over and it made her feel repulsed
"Remind me the next time we see him to punch him for that" Naruto said as he really hated that guy
"At least he didn't cop a feel out of you" Mito said as that was a plus
"If he did he'd lose all his fingers" Leela said as she like Naruo as her knight in shining armor but she was glad he let her defend herself
"Tell that to my ass that he groped" Mito said rubbing her ass
"Ok remind me next time I see him to rip off his hand" Naruto said to her
"We could always feed him to this thing" Kurama said looking at Nibbler
"No-Ye-" Leela was saying feeling torn with responsibility and shear desire to make the man disappear for being an asshole
"Whatever let's go home, I'm hungry for ramen" Naruto said
"You're always hungry for ramen, you need a healthier diet" Kurama said, getting a death glare from the blond Uzumaki "What? How can constantly eating ramen be healthy for you?" he asked
"I'm not giving up ramen" Naruto said in defiance
"I didn't say that moron, you just need to eat other things other than that every day" Kurama said blaming Kushina for always eating it when she was carrying this moron
"What is ramen?" Kaguya asked
"Oh lord" Kurama said as Naruto went on a rant about the food and pulled a ramen cup out of nowhere and as soon as the rabbit goddess ate it she loved it but wished the carrots inside had more flavor
(few days later)
"Ah" Bender said letting out a burp as they finished celebrating robonukkah a holiday he created
"How much you wanna bet the Professor would believe this?" Naruto asked Bender kicking back with him drinking some beer
"Probably till some jackass calls and tells him it's not" Bender said recognizing a suckers bet
Suddenly a muffled explosion was heard as Kurama exited a room as smoke followed him
"Okay that power source was a bust" Kurama said
"Still trying to get that robot of yours working?" Naruto asked curiously as Bender stole a lot of parts from the robots they killed as they made their escape
"I will make my dream a reality!" Kurama yelled
"Why not leave the robot making to someone who knows what they're doing?" Naruto asked
"Like who, that old fart with one foot in the grave?" Kurama said as the old man was out of his fucking mind was barely lucid and rarely had moments of sanity where he was paying attention
"What about this mom figure? she seems to know things about robots" Kaguya asked looking at a newspaper
"She's corrupt" Mito said as she meant that to the highest degree as she got into coding seeing it as a challenge like seals Naruto learning with her and once they did some maintenance on Bender they noticed way too many codes that gave mom power of control over him along with some other crazy stuff
"Then who do you go to if you want to make your own robot?" Naruto asked as Kurama had limited options
"Why not leave it to me?" Bender asked as he had many contacts
"Because it may be your pet but we're not going to let you make something that could kill us all" Naruto said as with Bender he was worried cause some things he got backfired on him
"I'm insulted that you think I would do such a thing" Bender said as he made a gasping noise
Everyone gave Bender a look that said they weren't buying his act
"But seriously who do you go to to make a bot?" Naruto asked curiously
"Mom owns the market so it's either her or you build it yourself" Leela said as Mom had the market on robots locked down
"Well it's hard to make it when A I have no idea what I'm doing really, and B I can't find a power source that won't blow up in my face" Kurama said to them
"Can't you just make it to run off of chakra?" Bender asked taking another swig of his beer
"I think so, I mean that's how Orochimaru did his Mecha Naruto, I think" Kurama said as he thought about how that was possible wondering if it had anything to do with seals making frown as that meant he'd need to ask Mito for help
"Just as long as you keep your word that it can do the same shit you can" Bender said really wanting a very loaded battle ready fox
"I'll need… help" Kurama said as he choked out the words wanting to die as he went to Mito looking away from her gaze
"I'm sorry could you repeat that?" Mito said grinning
"No, you heard me" Kurama said as he glared at her
"Mito don't be a dick and help him, this is harder on him than anything" Naruto said giving her a look
"Swallowing one's pride never is" Kaguya said to him sagely
"When the fuck have you ever swallowed your pride" Kurama asked her demandingly and very curious
"When I decided to start living like this" Kaguya said
"Oh stop you love it" Naruto said as he pointed out the pictures of her with the others smiling happy that she had friends
"Whatever, bun head go help the fleabag make my pet" Bender said taking another swig of his beer
His beer shattered in his hands as everyone looked to see Mito with the rinnegan activated
"I mean ugh what's the word" Bender said trying to think of words along the lines of sympathy and apologetic but couldn't find any
"Please?" Mito said helping him along
"Yeah that's the one, bun head" Bender said and soon dropped to the floor with a cracked eye as Mito punched him in the face
"One punch, ha!" Kurama said as he laughed at the robot's predicament
"I may have my hair in buns but I don't like being called a bun head" Mito said her voice very stern full of authority
"Then you might as well get used to punching him" Naruto said as Bender was very lax and rarely called people by their names
Mito rolled her eyes as she exited the room with Kurama
"Good luck bunhead" Bender said as he got up and soon screamed as kunai hit his ass "no my ass" he said as he cried in panic
"That's what you get" Naruto said as he laughed at the robot's predicament as Uzumaki's didn't get even they got even with interest it was a reason why no one ever tried getting back at Naruto in the past for pranks as they knew he'd do much worse
"Screw you whiskers" Bender said as he ripped out the kunai from his butt only for a shuriken to hit his antenna "noooooo!" he yelled as he began to sob
"If he keeps doing that with her, things are going to be very entertaining around here" Leela said with a chuckle enjoying the robots suffering
"You can say that again" Kaguya said as she enjoyed others misery on occasion
(central park early in the morning)
Naruto and Leela were currently on a jog both doing it as they liked to be in shape
'Sexy bastard' Leela thought as she watched Naruto jog but he seemed non affected and they had run a total of 5 miles and it seemed easy for him, she loved admiring his body as he looked like he was chiseled from marble
Naruto was paying attention to Leela closely as they jogged but his eyes wandered drinking her form in her body glistening from sweat making her seem even more attractive as it revealed a little of what she was wearing underneath
(1 hour later)
Leela felt sore from the jog as Naruto's regime was insane she walked toward the shower to enjoy a nice warm shower
Naruto watched Leela walk away and couldn't get how her body moved as they jogged out of his mind he barely registered his breathing becoming more heavier
(LEMON WARNING)
Leela looked up at the shower head her eye closed as the warm water hit her body easing her exhausted muscles unaware to the rest of the world
Naruto walked into the bathroom his hormones strong and high as he undressed and quietly entered the shower drinking in the form of Leela's backside his member standing tall and true wanting to take the woman as he did in the past
Leela moaned loudly in surprise, feeling familiar muscles envelop her in a hug from behind feeling a strong hand massaging her breasts and her ass along with a long member between her thighs, small thrusts rubbing her pussy and Naruto kissing her neck primally "you can't wait until bed?" She asked teasingly as she moaned and let out an even louder moan as Naruto spanked her ass
"Shut up" Naruto said commandingly pressing her against the wall
Leela gasped as her breasts were pressed against the cold wall 'he's gonna fulfill my fantasy!' She thought getting wet just thinking about it
Naruto growled as he rubbed his cock against her ass "I bet you have a tight ass let's see if we can loosen it up" he said thrusting into her fully
Leela's had tears coming down her eye as she screamed from the aggressive treatment the water barely being able to act like lube
"Scream all you want your my bitch now" Naruto said whispering in her ear as he started thrusting
'Fuck' Leela thought as she was feeling many emotions love, fear, pain, pleasure Naruto was making her feel all kinds of things but the negative emotions weren't as intense as the positive ones as she knew this was what she asked of him he was fulfilling her fantasy nothing more and just doing as asked "p-please stop" she whimpered putting on a begging tone of voice as she shook her ass at him hoping to entice him
"Your body says something completely different Leela" Naruto said giving her a hard thrust as she climaxed
'Fuck my body is betraying me' Leela thought to herself as she was quickly adjusting to him inside her ass
Naruto growled as he slapped her ass hard making it jiggle and turn a little red "who said you could cum yet?" He asked demandingly
Leela whimpered and looked at Naruto over her shoulder "I'm sorry please don't punish me" she said her tone betraying as it didn't sound remorseful but beggingly
Naruto grabbed her hair and pushed her to the floor on all fours "I'm gonna fuck you Leela " he said not asking but telling her "I'm gonna fuck your willing pussy until I knock you up" he said as he rubbed his cock agenst her pussy making her moan as the water from the shower covered them some more
Leela shivered hearing him say he was gonna knock her up as she found that exciting the mere thought of getting knocked up starting a family being his wife her pussy reflecting off her emotions tightening
"Oh? My little slut wants me to breed her?" Naruto asked as he groped her breasts as he rubbed his cock on her wet pussy
"S-someday" Leela said her voice breaking character as she had a strong desire for family but now wasn't the time
Naruto blinked at this confession :well for now let's just have fun" he said with a smile as he thrusted his cock into her
"Oh god you are so big!" Leela yelled as she arched her body from the pleasure she felt from Naruto thrusting into her
"I'm glad you work out keeps you tight" Naruto growled as he felt her pussy grip him like a vice practically milking him as he continued to fuck Leela as her ass slapped against his hips
"Ah ah I'm getting close!" Leela said screaming out in lust and pleasure as she and Naruto climaxed together
Naruto panted as he removed himself from Leela and looked at her laying on the shower floor exhausted as she panted for breath
Leela's eye widened in shock, lust, and fear as she looked as his still erect member seeing it not lose any mass or become less hard
"Let's take this to the bedroom" Naruto said as he picked Leela up and put her on his shoulder caveman style
'He's gonna break me' Leela thought as he carried her to their bedroom
(next day)
Leela limped into her room her stomach looking a little large leaving a trail of cum as it leaked out of her and the moment she closed the door a golden chain wrapped itself around her neck and limbs
"Must say a little impressed" Mito said in a chair in her bra and panties sitting in a chair her eyes red showing her sharingan active "but I must say you were a little disappointing" she said as she had a small frown "I mean we both know it took everything you had just to satisfy him" she said as she used satisfy loosely "you blacked out" she said with a superior smirk
Leela glared and huffed as that was true as she did black out after a dozen climaxes she reached her limit she passed out from sheer bliss
"You know there is a way you could please him and keep things interesting" Mito said approaching her placing a finger under her chin her face a mere inch from Leela's "Uzumaki's are known for their vitality and stamina he will fuck you to the point where your mind is mush" she said in a playful tone but her voice kept a seriousness tone
Leela looked at her and moaned feeling small chains attach themselves to her nipples and clit feeling chakra surge through them making her feel wave after wave of pleasure
"So what are you suggesting" Leela asked her face becoming flushed
"Well it wasn't uncommon in our era for a man to have more the one lover even now I see certain places express poligamy" Mito said as she smirked
Leela's eye widened in surprise
"Relax Naruto would definitely love anyone that is in the harem" Mito said and then looked closer at her expression "oh I see you want him for yourself" she said with a smile as she kissed Leela at the moment pushing some more chakra into her nipples and clit 'fuck she might be of the Uzumaki bloodline' she thought as she was impressed with the stubborn demeanour
Leela let out small whiney moan
"You wanna know something funny" Mito said as she took out her phone and took a picture of Leela's lower back and showed her something surprising
"A-A tattoo" Leela said in surprise not even remembering that being there
"A clan symbol few methods of gaining them or any symbol in the skin" Mito said as Kurama informed him in detail about Naruto's enemies and past and she was upset by a lot of it but what really caught her attention was a sealing formula Orochimaru made called the curse seal as she guessed he based it off clan symbols and marks like the Hyuga with their seal on the branch family "the Uzumaki have them as well but don't fret nothing crazy happens once you get it that's basically a regular tattoo" she said to her
"And Naruto gave it to me" Leela asked feeling excited that he marked her as his and a little pissed that he gave it to her without knowing
"Gave may not be the most accurate world" Mito said to her simply undoing the chains on her limbs but not the ones on her neck, breasts, and clit "that symbol is usually given to the Uzumaki clan head for if he wants a harem and is marking the women he claims as his" she explained to her as Naruto had been the Uzumaki head for a long time "but Naruto gave it to you unconsciously he doesn't even know it" she said plainly "but the real kicker is the person who is getting it needs to accept it so you got it of your own free will" she said with a chuckle
Leela's eye widened as she blushed as she was told that tidbit
"Now" Mito said undoing her chains and her bra and panties easily lifting Leela to the bed tossing her onto it "now that I've given you all this information what do you say Leela wanna start a harem for your man" she said kissing her neck pressing her breasts against hers
Leela moaned lightly as she had millions of thoughts run through her mind
"Just say yes Leela your body is much more honest" Mito said whispering into her ear hotly
"Ok yes" Leela said as she screamed out in bliss before Mito captured her lips
"Good" Mito said when she parted from the kiss "now I just have to break you" she said intending on making Leela into a capable lover intending to train her in their ways
(1 week later)
"Wait you're ok if we ask out Naruto?" Amy asked as she and Labarbara were thinking of backing off as it looked serious between them
"Yeah" Leela said in a cheerful tone
"Is he that good in bed?" Labarbara asked with a coy smile as she looked at the bright glow Leela had
"Better" Leela said to her her smile growing even wider
"Never been a part of a harem sounds like fun" Amy said into many things sexual always willing to explore
"You're free to pursue him" Leela said calmly as she left the room and went to Mito's where the redhead was sitting on her bed naked reading a magazine nonchalantly
"So how do you feel" Mito asked as Leela stripped and snuggled up to her
"Amazing" Leela said as she had unlocked her chakra very early with Mito's strict tutelage and the waves of pleasure she felt had yet to die down
Mito put down her magazine and began to finger Leela immediately making the girl moan making her smile, but she lost her smile when she noticed something golden chains on her coming from the bed pulling her down on top of Leela
"Hey Mito" Naruto said making his presence known at the door
"Well this is embarrassing" Mito said as she was trapped in a technique she was well versed in and moaned when she saw Naruto strip and rub her slit "very impressive" she said as she looked at his member "please claim me already" she asked as she had some fun with Leela but she craved Naruto very much as her sharingan engraved Leela's sexual encounters with him in her mind
"Ok" Naruto said pulling the pins to her buns making them come undone showing Mito had a little past shoulder length hair
Leela assisted Naruto sucking on Mito's breasts
"Oh Naruto fuck me" Mito said in a breathy voice finally experiencing true loving and powerful sex like she always craved and smiled feeling the Uzumaki mark appear above her ass 'guess we both wanted each other that badly' she thought to herself as she felt him stretch her out farther than before
Naruto smirked as Mito seemed to find everything he did incredible he felt like sex during her time was not as adventurous as it was with people of the later era, he undid the chakra chains and picked her up Leela fingering herself as she watched him fuck Mito as he stood up
'He's punching in my womb' Mito thought as her womb descended to greet Naruto's shaft with each thrust his tip kissing her entrance
"So how does it feel to have a real man pleasuring you?" Naruto asked teasingly as he whispered into her ear breathing hotly at it intentionally
"Amazing we need to fuck like this all the time" Mito said in a pleasured but serious tone "oh Naruto you may have not gotten the red hair but you certainly got the stamina and then some oh you're gonna fuck us stupid" she said as she questioned if her own stamina could keep up with him
"That's the idea" Naruto said with a grin
"That's it" Mito let out a whiny moan of excitement "take me Naruto claim this Uzumaki slut as yours" she said beggingly her eyes rolling up slightly from pleasure her voice becoming hitched as Naruto went deep into her all the way to the base and soon came inside her 'thank god for birth control' she thought as it was to early for children
Naruto placed Mito down and gave her ass a nice slap smirking as she jumped a little in surprise
"We're not done by a long shot" Naruto said as Mito had a cheshire grin
"Good neither am I" Mito said
"Tell me did Hashirama ever fuck you in the ass?" Naruto asked as he put a finger into her ass the clenching of her ass was all the answer he needed from the redhead
Mito yelped as Naruto picked her up putting his arms underneath her legs and put his hands behind her head feeling very exposed making all the more hornier and excited
Naruto slammed his cock into her ass shoving every inch in one go
Mito's eyes widened as tears of pleasure and pain poured out and screamed as Naruto began to thrust and soon moaned even further as Leela ate out her exposed pussy
"I'm going to wreck you so hard, you'll forget all about Hashirama" Naruto said to her whispering seductively into her ear thrusting into her with the force of a jackhammer loud slaps of flesh very easily heard
Leela was amazed by how hard and fast Naruto was going, his lower half just a blur of motion going in and out of Mito's ass
'Fuck he's destroying my ass' Mito thought as her ass was being reshapen to fit his cock
Naruto grinned as he entered chakra mode and made hands from the chakra which began to grope Mito's breasts and play with her ass
'I take back every bad thing I said about this chakra' Mito thought as she had an explosive climax drenching Leela head to toe
Naruto roared as he slammed every inch into Mito before beginning to unleash a raging torrent of his cum inside of her
Mito's eyes rolled up into her head as she climaxed once more
Naruto grinned as he dropped her onto the bed "Next round" he said
For the rest of the night the room was filled with moans and screams of bliss
(LEMON END)
(few days later)
"Pollution seriously" Naruto said as pollution was never a major issue in his time but as time went on it seemed to get worse making the sage sad
"So how do you intend to deal with the garbage ball" Mito asked as she didn't like leaving something like that in space even if it broke apart and soon saw the smile on Naruto's face remembering it on his mother knowing that he was going to do something….extreme
(few hours later)
"Just for the record I believe this is a dumb idea" Mito said to him on a skyscraper as he had a giant rasenshuriken in hand
"She's right" Kaguya said to him "use a truth seeking orb it's better" she said greeting a black sphere sending over to him
'Starting to see how the Uzumaki's got such thick heads' Mito thought to herself
"There it is right on time" Naruto said seeing the ball of trash enter the atmosphere and soon tossed his signature attack right at it
Everyone in NNY looked up seeing a bright blue star like light hit the garbage ball not only ripping it apart but shredding to the point of nothing
(1 hour later)
"Are you sure it was a good idea to do that it seemed like overkill" Leela asked him as the news was still covering his act
"Leela this planet is mostly idiots what's the worst that could happen" Naruto said calmly relaxing on the couch
At that moment military like men burst through the windows aiming lasers at them
'Me and my fucking mouth' Naruto thought as he forgot it was not wise to tempt the universe
"Ahhh, Mecha Kurama sik 'em" Bender said as he hid behind the couch
"Unleash the dogs of war!" A mechanical version of Kurama screamed as his nine tails turned into 9 different weapons
'Ok not how I saw today going' Naruto thought sending the 2 most violent members of the crew a look to stop and shut it as these were not the people they'd wanna fuck with if they wanted to live on this planet
