Welcome to the Naruto World! You have been selected to play the GAME OF LIFE as a shinobi.
I was fucking playing GTA Online! How the fuck does that lead into Naruto of all things. A video game about killing people with guns and pulling heists to an anime about ninja wizards, the power of friendship, and the most broken abilities in fiction. SHARINGAN. Not to mention one of the worst places to live in, not even the leaf village is safe.
Wait a second, Game of Life. As in the Gamer. At least I have a chance of surviving now.
Select your place of birth. It will determine your allegiance, allies, and enemies. It will also determine what options and perks you have as a shinobi, advantages and disadvantages.
Konohagakure no Sato
Iwagakure no Sato
Kumogakure no Sato
Sunagakure no Sato
Kirigakure no Sato
Amegakure no Sato
Takigakure no Sato
Konohagakure no Sato has been selected. Do you sure? Yes or No
Of course I'd pick Konoha over the others. Because Gaara, Bloody Mist, Pain, and the others I don't know about that much. And who knows I might placed as an Uchiha or Senju.
Before we start the combat tutorial let's start with user interfaces.
I read enough fanfics to know where this is going.
Name: Norman Torrance
Sex: Male
Age: 12
Level: 127
Lifestyle (How you spent your time on a day by day basis. This affects your Stats):
Asleep: 9.5 Hours
With Friends and Family: 1 Hour
Playing Sports and working out: 1 Hour
Doing legal work: 7 Hours
Sitting on the couch: 7 Hours
Doing illegal work: 0.5 Hours
Stats:
S: 6
P: 8
E: 5
C: 3
I: 9
A: 4
L: 13
All I could say is at least my luck, perception and intelligence are decent.
You have graduated from the academy early due to the fact that the Third Shinobi War is going on. You passed with decent scores and the 3 basic jutsu. You will now begin the tutorial with your jounin sensei and teammates. Good luck, you'll need it.
Shit, my first day and I'm already going to die. At least it's not the Warring Clans era otherwise shit could be worse.
And with that a blinding light hit me and disappeared as soon as it came.
I can now see three people. Two children and one adult, my teammates and sensei.
"Since this is our first time meeting each other we should introduce ourselves. I'll go first, my name is Tsubaki Inuzuka, I'm your jounin sensei and a member of the Inuzuka clan. This is my partner Chikamaru. I like dogs and fighting. I dislike those who are cruel and cats. My dream is to one day find a mate and raise a pack together. Who's next?"
The girl next to Tsubaki jumped up and down, "I'll go! My name is Ina Yamanaka, from the Yamanaka Clan. I like to hang out with my friends and work on my mom's garden. I dislike the baka sitting in front of me and the color orange. My dream is to become a great kunoichi and marry Daichi Uchiha!"
Goddamnit a fangirl who hates me for some reason. Why couldn't I replace Rin ane get an easy team that'll carry me to victory and or possible Sharingan?
The other kid looked like he wanted to go. "My name is Shin Aburame of the Aburame Clan. My likes include my hive and reading. My dislikes are those who crush hugs on purpose and bug puns. My dream is to own one of the greatest hives in my clan and to be a great shinobi."
And with the Shino clone's intro finished they all looked at me.
What is your name?
Name Senju
Fuck yeah I'm a Senju. Just give me a Sharingan and i'll be cruising Rinnegan Alley. As for a new name how about
Sheev Senju. Do you wish to change your mind? Yes or No
'No' Now you may ask why Sheev, that's not Japanese at all. Well I don't need to care since this is a fucking video game like that's gonna matter. Plus I like the sound of Sheev Senju.
Now let's introduce myself. "My name Sheev Senju of the Senju Clan. My likes include big tits, big asses, broken jutsu, Icha Icha, red clouds, and killing all of my enemies. I dislike flat bitches like Ina over there, broken jutsu, Kaguya, Zetsu, Boruto, and aliens. My dream is to fuck the hotest bitches here and shit on Madara's grave for laughs."
I looked at my future comrades to see their reactions. Ina was pissed and Shino looked impassive, but Tsubaki was actually laughing.
"YOU'RE DISGUSTING" "Kid you're fuckin hilarious" "Who is this Kaguya*
"Anyway now that we've introduced ourselves we need to head to the gates. I have our mission scroll so I expect you there in 2 hours." Then he disappeared.
Tutorial
Kill all of the bandits
Reward
1.000 RP
1,000 Ryo
?*
?*
Money and XP I get but I wonder what the question marks are?
2 Hours Later
All I have are a pouch filled with kunai, Henge Jutsu, Clone Jutsu, and that teleport with wood one. I look at my reflection from a mirror while waiting and I was shocked. I looked like young version of my GTA Online character. Short orange hair, light blue eyes, and a face without acne or scars. As for clothes just a grey hoodie and brown pants.
Shino clone looked like Shino but with a different hairdo, Ina wore a pink dress with black shorts underneath, and sensei wore the usual jounin clothes.
"Alright everyone listen up. Our mission is a simple one, we just need to clear out a bandit settlement in our borders. This should be easy to complete. Now let's go." And with that Tsubaki started running and we followed.
It took us three hours to get there. Bright side was that it was quiet and I increased my endurance by 2. Now hopefully this will be like Tsubaki said easy, and not Wave mission disaster. Since we have no plot armor if a member of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist pops up then we are dead, unless Tsubaki is a top tier fighter with his dog. Doubt it though.
Anyway it was night time and all of the guards were outside. We all had our jobs and were split into two groups, Shin and Ina, Tsubaki and I. I was supposed to be on watch for him, a job I did pretty well until a game prompt popped up.
Since you are a shinobi you're best friends will be stealth and lies. In this tutorial you will learn to sneak around.
You have unlocked a new skill
Stealth Lv.1
You have unlocked a new skill
Lying Lv.1
As you gain new skills you can get better with them by using them. For example running around will increase your endurance, studying for intelligence, making friends for charisma and so on.
Some skills can be learned on your own while others cannot. Ways to overcome this are using your memory or the Sharingan. So go ahead give it a try..
Alright let's do something simple like the leaf exercise.
New skill unlocked
Leaf Concentration Lv.1
Balancing a leaf on your body helps your control
10 EP per minute
New skill unlocked
Energy Control Lv.1
Think of this as Chakra Control but replace chakra with energy
OK then, while I'm waiting I can beef up my control. Let me check my stats for energy.
Former Name: Norman Torrance
New Name: Sheev Senju
Sex: Male
Age: 12
Level: 127
Health: 127,000
Energy: 127,000
Stats:
S: MAX
P: 8
E: 5
C: 3
I: 9
A: 6
L: 17
What the hell is with my stats! Is this a glitch or something, i mean yeah I started fresh off the academy but no starter should be this strong unless they paid for it with real world money. Which I did. OH GOD
Oh yes this is no glitch at all. Since you purchased the starter pack and occasionally purchase new add-ons we decided to a few things to help you out. We allowed you to keep the things you earned in Grand Theft Auto Online aka guns, vehicles, armor and stats. Just as a thank you for your support.
Who knew that paying to win would actually save my ass later.
Skill leveled up
Stealth Lv. MAX
Skill leveled up
Strength Lv. MAX
Skill leveled up
Flying Lv. MAX
Skill leveled up
Driving Lv. MAX
Skill leveled up
Lung Capacity Lv. MAX
Skill leveled up
Shooting Lv. MAX
Is this incredibly broken and unfair? Yes. But do I give a fuck? FUCK NO! At first I'd have some fear for my life since this was the Naruto world without any plot armor but I got the next best thing, microtransactions. With these six maxed skills I now out punch Tsunade of all people and out stealth any ninja including Madara Uchiha himself.
Theoretically with maxed out Lung Capacity do I even need oxygen to breathe. Can I fly on my own with maxed out Flying. Only one way to find out. Up up and away!
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CAN FUCKING FLY OH THANK GOD THESE DEVELOPERS TOOK FLYING LITERALLY"
"Hey look it's a flying kid."
"Shit he looks like a ninja."
"Someone get him"
And in my excitement I may have forgotten that I was on a mission. Now that I think about it wasn't I supposed to give Tsubaki a signal or something?
"SHEEV! WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS WE'RE HAVING A CHAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
Oh fuck he's pissed off. Who cares let the slaughter begin.
Weapons work the same way as Grand Theft Auto Online, just think weapons and a weapon wheel will appear. All sorts of weapons from guns to swords fit, however bullets will be a pain to replace.
I'm in the air with all sorts of guns, this will not end well for the bandits at all. Let's use a combat pistol cuz I don't want to waste a lot of bullets.
Headshot Instant Kill
Headshot Instant Kill
Headshot Instant Kill
Headshot Instant Kill
Headshot Instant Kill
Headshot Instant Kill
Headshot Instant Kill
This is too easy now hahaha! Let's go melee some motherfuckers with maxed stealth and strength. I went behind a bandit who smells like piss, makes sense guys been dropping left and right.
Stealth Kill Instant Kill
Explosion Release unlocked
Why did he explode? Because that is so goddamn cool!
And this is our second to last gift to you. Since you could already do this with a cheat code in single single Grand Theft Auto we decided to just give it to you. The Explosion Release kekkei genkai. All melee and ranged attacks explode at will.
This game is too thankful for a couple of microtransactions. Oh if only I brought all the shark cards, maybe they'd just give a Rinne-Sharingan and make me the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki.
I am so goddamn overpowered it ain't even funny. Nah it still is.
Anyway I still have a job to do.
2 Hours Later
"Please don't ki-" And that should be the last one.
Quest Complete
Tutorial
Kill all of the bandits
Reward
1.000 RP
1,000 Ryo
Two jutsu of any rank (Within reason ex. no Mangekyou Sharingan Abilities)
Oh yes. But before I could continue on that train of thought I feel some heavy pressure. My guess is that this is killing intent. I think Tsubaki-sensei is still pissed that I blew our cover.
You unlocked a skill
Killing Intent Lv.1
Skill leveled up
Killing Intent Lv. 10
Yep I was right. Tsubaki was marching towards me with his dog. He was very angry
"I gave you a simple job. Be on the lookout, be silent. But what do you do, you set off every guard! Give me one good reason why would you do such a thing!"
I decided to tell the truth a little. " I unlocked my kekkei genkai. I make things explode see." To show that I did have one I grabbed a rock and threw it at the nearest moving creature thanks to max shooting. It hit a deer.
Headshot Silent Kill Instant Kill
The jounin sensei had a shocked expression on his face before he schooled it and went back to mission mode."We'll talk later. Right now we need to find Ina and Shin. I'll go north, you go south." Then he left. Of course I didn't really care about my teammates so I didn't look for them.
Now about my Explosion Release. Of course when Danzo hears about an orphaned Senju with the Explosion Release he's going try bringing me to ROOT. Now the question is do I join or not. I mean with Gamer's Mind and Gamer's Body I can survive harsh training and brainwashing. Now I'm not telling him about the Gamer power but he'd train me to be one of his very that does sound like a good idea. Then when I'm done I'll steal his shit, ROOT, Shisui's eye, and his Sharingan. I can picture the Wood Release and Kotoamatsukami now. Then I'd ditch the village and join Orochimaru for his shit like Edo Tensei, get experimented on, or get a Curse Mark.
New Quest
Join ROOT
Rewards
10,000 RP
10.000 Ryo
Training from Danzo
?
?
New Quest
Join Orochimaru
Rewards
10,000 RP
10,000 Ryo
Training from Orochimaru
Curse Mark
Get experimented on
Well then it's settled. I'll ditch Tsubaki for Danzo, then him for Orochimaru. And then I'll think about that later.
"Sheev get over here! We're leaving!"
About time.
Back in Konoha
Sadly the trip back wasn't as quiet as the trip to. Sensei gave me a speech about teamwork and shit and how I could've gotten them killed if enemy shinobi were nearby. Then my teammates joined in on the Sheev bashing. Now I know why Naruto wanted to destroy Konoha in all those shitty fanfics.
Then Shino clone and Ino knockoff grilled me on my Explosion Release that in hindsight maybe I should've kept quite. Whatever, not like I'll have to deal with these guys any longer.
We then went into Hokage Tower to report to the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. Now while the guy wasn't the best or strongest Hokage he did live the longest and you gotta respect that. But I'm not comfortable with the idea of the dictator that's supposed to be the strongest in village being an old grandfather like man. I mean look at the Konoha Crush.
Once Tsubaki finished the mission report, Team 6 minus me and him are dismissed.
"And that is everything that happened on the mission Hokage-sama."
"Well Sheev-kun you are a very interesting individual. The last Senju in the village and with the Explosion Release. Well I don't recommend blabbing it out to everybody. The Senju Clan and Tsunade have made many enemies who would love to use you to get revenge."
"Yes Hokage-sama."
"And you need to work on your teamwork, Sheev-kun. We have teams for a reason. Is that clear?"
"Yes Hokage-sama"
"Then you can go now."
I left the Hokage Tower and headed to where my house was on the mini map. On the way there I found a ramen shop, THE ramen shop. Ichiraku's Ramen. I have to at least try some of it. I walked on over to find no one there, not even a certain redhead. Just the chef.
"What would you like to order?" he asked. I sat down as he went to the kitchen. Around me were civilians walking to their destinations, so were the ninjas but on rooftops.
Congratulations! You've found a Legendary Location in the Hidden Leaf Village. Legendary Locations are famous spots seen in the Naruto anime. Ichiraku's Ramen is a good example of this as Naruto spends a lot of time here. When you find a Legendary Location you get XP and an item. How much XP is gained from the location depends on what it is and how hard it is to go to. Again Ichiraku's is a ramen shop, as such
You have unlocked a skill
Ichiraku's Ramen Lv.1
Your ability to cook ramen like that of Ichiraku.
You've unlocked a new skill
Cooking Lv.5
Your ability of preparing food
While I was staring at people Teuchi put down my plate. "That'll be 500 Ryo."
Before I can even look in my pocket another pop up appears.
When you have to pay for a transaction usually Ryo is used. Ryo can be used at most stores in the Elemental Nations to purchase most things such as food, weapons, armor, and "favors".Currently you have $19,423,856 from your save data of Grand Theft Auto Online. All of that has been exchanged so your total Ryo count is 19,423,856. You can earn Ryo from missions, quests, heists, and looting.
Shit that's nice. Looks like money won't be a problem anytime soon. And now I don't really need to come here ever again since I fan bootleg ramen now.
I've got an hour and a half to eat and find my house, plenty of time to think. The hell am I supposed to do here? I read plenty of fanfics where the answer is become best buddies with everyone, save the day, and become Naruto's best friend. Well fuck all of that. This is a fucking video game of a shounen anime, these people couldn't actually think that they have time to become bffs with all the main characters when they don't even exist. Hell they should've been grinding their asses off and taking preemptive measures. Like murdering that little shit Sasuke, Obito, or Zetsu. Just to say fuck it why not kill Naruto for shits and giggles. Actually that sounds like a great idea, fucking everyone over for shits and giggles.
New Quest
Because the characters don't truly exist to you and your boredom you've decided to screw the happy ending and fuck it all up. From stabbing Naruto dead and handing that Uchiha body over to Orochimaru to prematurely revealing Kaguya's existence to the world, you don't really care.
Ruin the end of Naruto
Destroy The Hidden Leaf Village
Time Limit: End of Shippuden
Rewards
Game "Story" Complete*
A Choice*
No Boruto
1,000,000,000,000 XP
?
?
?
Failure
No Choice
Failure
Game Over
Now this was supposed to be shown after the tutorial but since you've already thought about the Endgame we'll explain it. The only "Story Mode" is just your story and that is written by you. Most of the time the story is Konoha ninja missions until canon, keep canon the same, or save everyone, in words you'd use. Do note that once the Endgame is selected that changing it also changes "Story Mode" as well.
Do you wish to change your Endgame? Yes or No
'No'
So that's what my goal is. The destruction of the Hidden Leaf Village and Naruto's happy that'll be interesting. Now what is on my mini map.
Danzo Shimura
ROOT training here I come. Just gotta look like I didn't notice the guy and focus on my empty bowl.
"Hello there young one."
"Who's there?"
"You do not need to worry Sheev Senju. I do not intend to harm you."
"What do you want?"
"My name is Danzo Shimura. I only wish to speak with you. I have a proposal."
"What is it?" You want me to join ROOT.
"You're being wasted on your team. Tsubaki Inuzuka, while a respectable B-Ranked jounin, could never train you as effectively as I can. So what do you say."
"Sure thing Danzo-sama. When do we get started?"
"We start the next day. I recommend that you get some sleep. You'll need it for the intense training regiment I have planned for bye,"
Then he !
Quest Complete
Join ROOT
Rewards
10,000 RP
10.000 Ryo
Training from Danzo
Chance for Shisui's Sharingan
Chance for Hashirama cells and arm of Sharingan
I look at the sky and see that it's only noon. I can still do some exploring. Like let's say Hokage Monument. And away we go.
And before I know it I made it to the top of Hokage Monument. There I can the heads of Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju, and the old fart Sarutobi. I wonder what I would get from their one way to find out.
You found a Legendary Location
Hashirama Senju's Head (Konoha)
Reward
( Harashimas Sealed Bunker )
You found a Legendary Location
Tobirama Senju's Head
Reward
Edo Tensei (Gamer Edition)
You found a Legendary Location
Hiruzen Sarutobi's Head
Reward
( Scroll: "Elemental Affinities and You, The Basics" )
Up next is Training Ground 7. Again no sweat.
You found a Legendary Location
Training Ground 7
Reward
Future Kakashi's unreleased copy of Icha Icha Paradise
Sweet. Quality porn and a good thing to sell for myself. Now that's enough exploring I should check out my home.
Home
Wait a goddamn minute this place is a dump. The only place I remember looking this much like shit was
You found a Legendary Location
Naruto's Apartment
Reward
( Sexy Jutsu )
Why did I get the shittest place in the village to live in? Doesn't really matter anymore cuz ROOT but still.
Welcome to your safehouse. Iin here you can do many things be it sleeping, changing your outfit, looking at your collectables, taking drugs and more. You can have more than one safehouse at a time but remember that only owned property will count as a safehouse.
That's neat. Now that I'm in the privacy of my own home I can test out my Edo Tensei.
Congrats on obtaining the Edo Tensei (Gamer Edition). This is a special version of the Edo Tensei modeled after mobile games such as Naruto Blazing, Dokkan Battle, and FE Heroes. This means that whoever you summon will be random and deceased. So while you can summon legendary shinobi such as Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju, you could also end up summoning bandits and farmers as well. As for cost, it will require 60 human sacrifices, 50 like the cost to multi-summon in Dokkan or Blazing then 10 for the summoned souls. In exchange for this heavier cost you will gain a few extra differences. Undying loyalty to you, still retain unlimited energy and body regeneration, and will start out weaker than they were in life but can gain 60 levels and end up stronger than they were in life.
Once again the game did not mention chakra, meaning I could teach an undead army shit from other anime. Like the Eight Gates or the possibilities are endless. Now where's my free summon at?
And since you are a newbie you get one free multi-summon. After this however you'll need 60 human sacrifices to summon.
Yeah yeah just give me my army now.
Ten orbs popped out of nowhere. Then they started drawing in essence from the ground and the sky. It may look like a fancy light show but it is very powerful standing this close to it. I wonder how nobody else senses this. And after drawing enough they bursted.
Here is a list of those you summoned:
Farmer
Ronin
ROOT shinobi
Yahiko
Farmer
Farmer
Fisherman
Fisherman
Mito Uzumaki
Izuna Uchiha
Fucking hell why so many fodder characters? Yahiko's decent. But at least I got what can be considered two 5-star characters. Oh yeah the Mito Uzumaki and Izuna Uchiha are pretty good. An Uchiha with the Mangekyou Sharingan, a seal master, the founder of Akatsuki, and seven no names all at my disposal. Interesting to say the very least. Now I better get going to bed, I have a big day tomorrow.
Big thanks to philip83 from reddit for helping as a beta reader. I seriously appreciate the help. Check the guy out on reddit. user/philip83