So, bare with me, all those who are truely technical, I've written this as a script form because of the way opening Gambit are, it's easier to write as a script, having said that-I don't write script form so if there are technical things you think 'well that doesn't belong in a script', you're probably right. Please do your best to ignore them. I KNOW what is obvious to me isn't obvious with others, believe me any inaccuracies are down to me just not writing this format. I'm sorry in advance.

Oh and there is a hat tip to the reboot MacGyver, but it's something which isn't out of character for RDA MacGyver. See if you can spot it!

High Rise building floor 4

MacGyver is seen jumping down several flights of stairs followed by an angry mob of men and barking dogs. MacGyver has aged since we last saw him, now mid-50s, his hair silvering in an almost quiff style. He makes it to the bottom of the flight of stairs and we hear several rounds of gunfire from above him, his arms flagging over his head as if "protecting" himself from fire. We see a door leading outside and he runs through it.

MACGYVER (voice over):

When I was a kid, my grandpa used to take me fishing.

(We see him outside crossing a sandy scene, he looks desperately around and sees a big old shed where he runs toward it.)

MACGYVER (cont.):

He taught me a lot of useful and useless information those lazy days. There were a lot of mixed metaphors.

Instead of a cat being skinned,

(We see him opening the shed door and see the men coming through the door with their dogs and start shooting just as he closes the shed doors.)

MACGYVER:

I learned the old metaphor as "There is more than one way to skin a fish", perhaps in this case it's neither cat nor fish-

(He finds a plank and barricades the doors with it, preventing his pursuers from entering, temporarily.)

MACGYVER:

But a Mexican Warlord who had the sense not to leave an online bank trail, who depended on not having one… what he wasn't banking on was me.

(He looks around and sees an old discarded radio which he grabs as he takes out his army knife and starts unscrewing the back. All while hearing the shooting from outside.)

MACGYVER:

You see, back in the day before the Internet was in wide use, you didn't need to hack servers or break into a computer or a bank to take down the bad guys. You needed agility, swagger, nerves of steel, and the ability to get out of a sticky situation.

(The parts of the radio are lying on the table in pieces as he starts fiddling with the transmitter.)

MACGYVER:

That's not to say that modern technology doesn't have its advantages.

(Taking out his cell phone, he breaks into the back of it and takes out one of the speakers.)

MACGYVER:

Along with my handy penknife and duct tape; my cell phone has multiple uses. Including being able to create a dog deterrent.

(The dogs quieten and their heads tilt, irritated by the noise, and pull the owners back as they try still shoot missing their target of the door.)

MACGYVER:

Sorry puppies.

(He looks around and sees something hiding under a sheet. He moves over and uncovers it. He smiles as he uncovers the motorcycle.)

MACGYVER:

Now for the swagger.

(He pulls from his phone a scrap piece of wire and exposes the ends with his penknife, removes a wire socket from the bike and puts the wire into the socket which starts the engine.

At this point the guns have splintered the wood enough so that they could break in.)

MACGYVER:

I might never have learned more than one way to skin a fish nor a cat-

(He revs the engine and goes full speed at the door knocking it down and surprising the men on the outside so fast they do move away in surprise.)

MACGYVER:

But I know how to skin a Mexican Warlord which today turned out much more useful.

(A smattering of gunfire is heard being shot but don't come close as he drives off and out of shot.)