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"You're joking... right?"

"Nope! Go ahead and try it!"

Standing with his hands on his hips proudly, Naruto Uzumaki grinned at his best friend. His blue eyed glinted with pure confidence, which was not unusual for him.

"I'm still getting the hang of this. You can literally be sent anywhere." Sasuke Uchiha frowned at his brother in all but blood. They were training after he returned from his little trip for atonement.

"I doubt it. You kinda suck at using the Rinnegan." Naruto's insult made Sasuke's face twitch.

He did not suck at anything. He could recall using his Rinnegan effectively against Naruto and his tailed friends.

"What if it takes me awhile to find you? Don't you have to continue studying?" Sasuke knew Naruto was struggling with his recent history, political, and leadership lessons.

"I'm just taking a little break from that..." Naruto rubbed his head sheepishly, ignoring the loud snort echoing in his head from his lifelong partner. Kurama knew he was slacking off again.

Sasuke sighed and focused on the nineteen year old shinobi in front of him. If the idiot was so sure of himself... then fine. It'll give Sasuke a chance to perfect his dimension hopping abilities. He needed to surpass the sealed rabbit goddess anyway.

"Don't blame me for this, moron."

Naruto closed his eyes with a dumb grin on his face, allowing the dark purple portal to settle over him. It was a different ability from the one that allowed Sasuke to simply swap places with an object or person.

Sasuke felt his frown deepen when noticing Naruto wasn't being sent anywhere. Surely this couldn't be his limit. He's been training with his Rinnegan ever since the war ended, there's no way he couldn't transport one person when Kaguya could do so easily. He began to strain his eye even more.

Naruto looked down at his body curiously, seeing that nothing was happening. Curiously glancing up at Sasuke, the Uchiha's eye was narrowed fiercely with a long line of blood dripping down from it.

"Oi, Sasuke! I told ya, you suck!"

Sasuke grit his teeth and the dark colored portal expanded drastically, swallowing up his idiotic teammate.

Sasuke's lone hand flew up to his eye, clutching his face painfully. He hasn't felt pain like that when using his dōjutsu in some time. Wiping the blood away quickly, he moved his head left and right, searching for any sight of Naruto.

"Huh... it worked."

Sasuke let an almost unnoticeable smile grace his features when realizing Naruto was gone.

Relaxing in the clearing they used to train, Sasuke didn't have to wait long for their other teammate to join them.

"... Where's Naruto?" Sakura Haruno blinked at the calm appearance of her boyfriend.

Sasuke shrugged.

Sakura hated his shrugs.

"A real answer, Sasuke."

"... I don't know. I sent him somewhere with my Rinnegan."

Sakura stared at him blankly as the Uchiha began to watch the clouds peacefully.

"You did what?" Sakura felt her deadly temper flaring. She loved both her boys, for different reasons, but she hated how their childish rivalry continued after the war. Every time they met up, they'd fight and Sakura had to patch someone up.

"That idiot said he'd let me do it."

"That is not a good reason!"

Sasuke shrugged once more.

Sakura cracked the ground beneath the Uchiha with her monstrous strength.

Sasuke wondered if he really needed a girlfriend.

"What a completely idiotic thing you agreed to."

"Mmmh... mmmhm!"

"You're face down in sand, sit up dumbass."

Naruto jumped up quickly, slapping his whiskered cheeks to get the sand off of them. Spitting out whatever grains invaded his mouth, he looked ahead at the vast ocean before him. It was nighttime, which was odd considering it was day only a few seconds ago for him.

"That bastard sent me to a beach!"

"... I can't sense the other Bijū besides the small amount of chakra already within you."

"Kurama, do you not see this?! Where do you think I am? I've never been to Kirigakure, so maybe this is one of their beaches? Hmm..." Plopping down onto the sand, Naruto pondered his location while rambling.

"You're not in the Elemental Nations, I can tell you that much." Kurama wanted to be worried about this, but the Kyuubi was used to Naruto getting into strange situations.

"Eh? No way..." Naruto continued to talk aloud, thinking he was alone in whatever dimension Sasuke sent him to. From his experience during their fight with Kaguya, they were usually all devoid of other human life.

"You should have just focused on reading those stupid papers about politics instead of training and fighting with Sasuke."

"Politics are stupid!"

"Why you want to become Hokage is beyond me..."

Naruto grumbled with crossed arms, looking out at the admittedly beautiful ocean. The calm waves barely reached the sandy shores and he felt at peace despite the circumstances. Narrowing his eyes, he caught sight of something white in the sky.

"Is that a bird...? I've never seen one like that." Naruto would have recalled seeing a blue and yellow bird with such a large mouth before.

"You talk... a lot... like... a lot..."

Naruto blinked when a monotone voice called out to him. Whipping his head around, he didn't have to search for long before seeing someone laying in the sand close to him. They were on their stomach, wearing all red and he could only make out the one bright purple eye staring at him. It was a lighter shade than Sasuke's unique Rinnegan. Despite the vocal tone, the voice was obviously feminine.

"Um... why are you laying there?" Naruto was shocked that there was life in the dimension his friend sent him to.

"Have you not seen a Pelipper before?" The mysterious girl questioned him, not at all bothered by the fact that she was covered in sand.

"A Peli-what?" Naruto sputtered out incredulously.

"Pelipper. Pelipper is a flying transporter that carries small Pokémon and eggs inside its massive bill. Pelipper builds its nest on steep cliffs facing the sea..." The girl spoke like a robot when she delivered the information.

"I have no idea what the hell you're talking about." Naruto knew Kurama was just as lost as he was.

Naruto tensed up when the body next to him began to push up from the sand. Thin arms covered by a red silk dress adjusted the hood on her head. Tiny yellow horns were attached to the top of the hood, covering her light purple hair underneath. Equally purple eyebrows and eyes greeted him, although the dead look in her gaze was unnerving. Naruto would call her cute if he wasn't extremely confused.

"That is Pelipper. The Pokèmon." Her repeating the name didn't help him.

"This isn't Kirigakure." Naruto stared wide eyed at the girl.

"I do not understand." Finally something changed on the girls face. She tilted her head at him, becoming confused herself.

"Did Sasuke make you or something? Like a Zetsu?"

"How the hell could he do that? Better yet, why would he?"

'Well you don't have any better explanations Kurama!' Shouting in his head, he waited for the girl to respond. She opened her mouth and closed it a few times, it was weird to watch.

"What is a... Sasooke?"

"Uh-oh..." Naruto rose to his feet, finally paying attention to his surroundings. His heart began to beat wildly when he turned around. The beach wasn't occupied due to the time, but the sprawling city behind him probably was. Tall buildings, flashing technology, and flying creatures. It almost overloaded his senses.

"Where... where am I?" Naruto felt his stomach turning. This didn't look like anything he's seen before! Not in books, pictures, or in his travels.

"That is Slateport City. We currently reside within the Hoenn Region, known for its warm climate and tropical lifestyle. The following Pokèmon tend to make their-"

Naruto put his hand over the girls mouth, stopping her from speaking. She spoke like she was a living breathing history book, and Naruto hated reading those damn things.

"Listen, does the name Konohagakure mean anything to you?" He asked her seriously, all traces of goofiness gone.

The purple haired girl shook her head, standing frozen like a statue with his bandaged hand over her mouth. The tiny horns on her hood shook with the movement.

"What about the Elemental Nations?"

Another shake of her head.

"Well... shit."

"I just want to say, this is all your fault."

"Win-mmph, Peli-mmph..." The girl continued to rattle off information to him despite the appendage blocking her.

"Fucking Sasuke..."

"And then he told me I suck."

"I see." Kakashi Hatake, the current Hokage, looked up from his laptop screen slowly. "So you sent him to a random dimension because... he said you suck."

"He agreed to it."

Sakura clenched her fist from her position at Sasuke's side.

"How many times do I have to tell you that we don't use dimension changing techniques on teammates?" Kakashi waggled his finger in Sasuke's direction.

"You've literally never said this."

"Well I should have." Kakashi stood from his swivel chair and peered out at the beautiful village.

"Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura called out to him. "Can I have permission to beat Sasuke?"

"Domestic abuse is a crime, I do not condone it." Kakashi shook his head, turning to face his kids. "Besides that, we need Sasuke to find our future Hokage."

"That fool isn't even interested in studying, that's why he agreed." Sasuke snitched on his best friend easily.

"Just because Naruto refuses to read Tobirama-sama's thirty page report on why the Uchiha do not deserve rights doesn't mean he isn't interested." Kakashi defended his lost student.

"Only thirty pages?" Sasuke mumbled into his cloaks collar.

"He trimmed a lot down. Anyway, Sasuke I'm assigning you a new mission. You are to find Naruto Uzumaki and return him safely to the village. If either of you are missing an arm, it is an instant mission failure and I'll put it on your record."

"... I was going to find him anyway." Sasuke scowled when thinking about how many times he's going to have to use his Rinnegan now.

"Do you think he's okay? What if you sent him to that acid dimension Kaguya had..." Sakura idly rubbed at the arm that once came into contact with that dangerous acid.

"He's Naruto." Sasuke didn't even need to elaborate, everyone understood what he meant by that.

"I'm demoting you back to Genin for endangering the life of one of my shinobi." Kakashi stared down at the Uchiha.

"I am still a Genin."

"I know, I just wanted to bring it up again."

Sasuke turned and left without another word.

Sakura sighed and palmed her face tiredly, wondering why her team was so strange.

"Sakura assist your boyfriend. Tsunade-sama and Shizune are more than capable of taking care of the hospital while you help him." Kakashi ordered her, knowing she was going to do it anyway.

Team Seven were practically family now.

"Of course." Sakura bowed to her Hokage, showing she was still his most respectful student.

"You're my favorite, you know that right?"

"Obviously. Now let me go make Sasuke use that Rinnegan before I steal his eye and do it myself!"

"There's been too much eye swapping in my lifetime, please do not."

"Ah... alright..." Sakura left the room with slouched shoulders.

Kakashi sighed deeply before sitting himself at the Hokage's desk once more. Clicking on the laptop, he began reading one of the many pornographic stories that were uploaded onto the newest creation in the Elemental Nations called "Internet".

"They'll be fine..."

Kakashi had a hunch, and that was more than enough for him.

A/N - Complete rewrite of my Pokémon story, and I'm changing a lot.

I will leave my other story up, as I put in that notice, but only as a memory. F in chat boys.

It became really hard to write a Naruto that... wasn't truly Naruto. I don't feel like I'm good at writing his character or anything, but I think I can nail the character down more when it's the one we know the entire backstory of. Plus, this story will feature Sasuke and Sakura eventually joining up with Naruto.

Pairing is still Naruto and Courtney, yes she's still going to be awkward and strange. To my knowledge, there is no canon reason as to why she acts like she does in the games lmao. No harem, and Sasuke is obviously with Sakura here. If you hate that pairing sorry, but their relationship is not a focus here obviously.

It's not quite a "crack" fic, but it's not going to be a serious story either. I always loved reading the older Pokémon stories on this site that had a shinobi Naruto in the Pokémon world.

"The Last Movie" and the relationship with Hinata isn't a thing here, don't even worry about it lol.

As to how Sasuke teleported him there specifically... man I don't know... magic?

Cynthia best Pokémon girl btw.