The Peter family goes Karting

by Grape 2

An ungodly mashup of Family guy and garfield kart, John wick and Bling Bling boy also make an appearance. If you read this, i'm not legally responsible for any brain damage you may recieve. rated M because garfields first sentence includes the n word (Its censored tho so its ok) Written in a weird format, beware.

1. Karting

This story was made by me and some friends for fun, I hope you enjoy.

This is written in a weird format because thats how it was made originally and im not gonna change it

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k - Peter griffon: Lois i have haert disease

g - lois: huehh

a - Beter griffon: Lois we MUST go karting to cure my heart disease

*Brian Griffon enters the room*

k - brein: ya'll heard of this coin thing

*Brain gets hit by car moving at a FAST pace*

*Stewie teleports to the living room*

g - stewie *between chewing on cool whip*: Bruh, you should take me karting so we can cure you of HEART DISEASE

a - peter giffon: That sounds good stewie, lets go KARTING to cure me of HEART DISEASE

*Meg Griffon enters room*

k - meg: what kind of karting at the kart of ing

*The Cool whip COMBUSTS, covering the room in COOL WHIPP*

g - stewi e: I am unable to liv ewithout cool whip

*Stewie's BRAIN FUNCTIONS cease*

*JOE SWANSON enters the room*

a - joe: my legs no work

*CUTAWAY GAG (lasting 10 minutes OR MORE)*

*the PETER family pulls up to KART PLACE driveway in CAR*

*Garfield enters the scene*

k - Garfield: Yall N***** be trippin

*Garfield SCREAMS in a LOUD and LOW PITCHED tone*

*the PETER family enter the KARTING PLACE and get into their KARTS*

*the RACING TIMER goes to GREEN and the RACE STARTS*

a - Garfield: I will BEAT YOU ALL and get the prize of a delicous and hot LASAGNA

*garfield THROWS a bannana and MEG hits the bannana, then CRASHES off course, KILLING her INSTANTLY*

k - Peter: I love my wife DEARLY

*Peter's KART REAR ENDS garfield's KART*

*LOIS eats MANY CHIPS, covering her STEERING WHEEL in SLIPPERY GREASE, causing her to CRASH AND DIE*

a - Peter: I will get MY REVENGE on the ORANGE CAT known as GARFIELD and I WIlL get the LAsagna for the sake of my (now dead) WIFE

*PETER hits a MYSTERY BOX and gets a 9MM HANDGUN*

a - peter: I will use this GUN to DEFEAT THE GARFIELD and get the LASAGANa

*Peter loads a magazine with MALICIOUS INTENT*

*a 1997 TOYOTA CAMRY enters the RACETRACK and hits the side of PETERS KART before peter can SHOOT GARFIELD*

k - garfield: I hate mondays and MINORITIES, i WILL get the LASAGNA and WIN THIS RACE

*PETER survived the CRASH and is FURIOUS*

g - peter: GARFIELD is a BOOMER, and a HOMOSEXUAL

*Peter HOLDS UP the 9MM HANDGUN*

g - peter: Eat lead you stupid fucking cat bitch garvfiel

k - garfield: Oh No, is that JOHN WICK from FORTNITE

*GARFIELD stares at JOHN WICK, who is sitting in the STANDS watching the KARTING*

*PETER takes advantage of the DISTRACTION and SHOOTS GARFIELD WITH THE 9MM HANDGUN*

*GARFIELDS dead body LIMPS TO THE GROUND*

k - lois's ghost: PETAH

*CUTAWAY GAG*

*Scene Transitions to a clip of the TWIN TOWERS on 9/11 2001*

*PETER GRIFFON goes UP TO garfields CORPSE*

k - peter: L

*PETER DOES A FORTNITE L DANCE to TAUNT garfields DEAD BODY*

*SCENE TRANSITIONS to the PETER FAMILY living room*

a - joe swanson: i dont have no leg

*BLING BLING BOY stands behind JOE brandishing a KARAMBIT FADE csgo KNIFE*

*END*

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