"I can feel it. We're gonna be RICH," Blake says, smiling at the scene before her.

"What gives you that idea?" Yang responds, overdramatically brushing her hair out of her face. She follows Blake's eyes downward, unashamedly staring at her outfit.

"I can think of two good reasons." Blake giggles as Yang pushes her arms forward, squishing her breasts together. "One, it's a lovely day, so the lighting will be great, and two, Mark here has gotten good at catching the right angles."

Yang pouts and kicks some water towards Blake. "Don't disparage my girls, BB. These are totally gonna make us rich. Right, Mark?"

You swallow. You try to think of something to say that won't reveal that you've been very much enjoying the sight of Yang in a tiny pink bikini decorated with sunflowers, sitting on the edge of a pool. "I think this plan will work."

"Pfft." Yang splashes you with water. "It's not exactly a secret that you think we're hot, you know. We were designed to be attractive, was it?"

"I really don't want to think of the grand implications of what you being transposed fictional characters anymore. It's getting to be a real headache." You hold up a camera and snap a picture of the sun catching Yang's golden hair, making it seem to glow even more than usual. "I'm just here to scam people."

"It's not scamming if we're giving the people what they want," Yang replies, doing a cute pose for a picture. She shifts an arm under her bust, further bolstering her already-ample chest. "And I THINK we're giving them what they want." You gulp and snap a picture.

"Tone it down a tiny bit, Yang," Blake says. "You're supposed to build up to the cheesecake at the end of the photo set. You can make the weak-hearted faint AFTER you're in the water."

Yang sighs. "Fineee. Mark needs to build some tolerance, anyway." Letting her arm down, Yang fails in toning down the sex appeal, as she instead lets her breasts drop freely in a tiny bikini. If she continued doing that, there was no way they wouldn't actually fall out.

You try not to think about Yang slipping out of her top. You manage to absentmindedly snap a picture of a *slightly* less sexy Yang as she showed off her robot arm; you decided to just say it was a mix of good prop work and after-editing to keep people from asking too many questions. As a side benefit, people who said Yang was just a slutty girl in a bikini and wig and not a cosplayer would be even more wrong than usual, as she'd have theoretically had to have made the arm in the first place. Discount that it's her actual, working arm…

Blake looks over your shoulder at the camera. "Much better. Which means less better, but better for the story arc of the pictures." She flashes a thumbs up at Yang.

Yang runs her robot hand through her hair and looks up at the sky, making a great, relaxed shot. "Surprised you don't want to doll me up for this, Blake. I thought you liked showing me off."

"I'm just thinking like a businesswoman." Yang opens her mouth, but Blake immediately cuts her off by saying, "–Not like Weiss. People will keep buying if we get progressively more naked each shoot. And if THIS–" Blake says, motioning down to her strap-covered black bikini, "–is where we start from, then we'll…" She pauses. "Oh, man, we made a mistake."

Yang playfully kicks her legs in the water again, letting you take a picture. "I disagree! Committing to progressively skimpier outfits isn't the worst mistake we've ever made. *I* sure won't be complaining."

A now slightly red Blake nervously covers her chest. "You will when it's Ruby's turn. Don't forget she's part of this."

Blake's words successfully stop Yang in her tracks. "Crap… You're right. Dammit. That's it, she's starting in a full-body wetsuit."

"Too expensive," Blake answers. "Face it, if we're showing skin, she'll have to, too."

"Not necessarily," You bring up. "You're assuming Ruby will want to in the first place. I'm still surprised Weiss is even entertaining the idea of cheesecake shots considering her usual attitude."

Yang pouts. "Un-slash-fortunately, she's grown up a lot from her whole, 'normal knees,' faze. Plus she sounded like she wants to jump in the deep end for the confidence boost; since she started crushing on Oscar, I've noticed her focusing more on makeup and her hair." Yang smiles but still looks a little put-down. "This is just an excuse for her to, 'do grown-up things,' as she'd put it. Any other situation and I'd be proud. She's growing up too fast."

"We all did. That's just how Remnant is."

You butt in, "On the plus side, rising to meet the challenge usually results in overcoming it."

Blake and Yang smile. The blonde hooks a thumb under her bikini, stretches it out, and says, "And now we're doing this. Anything to survive."

Blake makes a, "Seriously?" face and says, "You're enjoying it. Don't lie."

Yang shrugs and poses. "I'll admit, it's a great feeling to feel… pretty again. Spending the last few weeks fighting in the snow with a scant few showers really did wonders on my self-image. Not to mention…" She raises her robot arm. "I've yet to pair this with a bikini until today." She flexes it, then individually lifts up each finger. "Crazy how… natural it feels."

"People love the arm," you add. "They think it's quintessential RWBY to paint it your colors and also install a gun into it." You admit that, yeah, having a one to one prosthetic with an ejector and a gun built-in does sound awesome. And yeah, giving it a black and gold paint job? Stylish as hell. "People have made TONS of art about specifically that."

Yang inspects her arm some more before brushing it through the water. "I'll admit, while I think I do miss my old one, this… it fits. It protected me from one of Adam's attacks; one my other arm wouldn't have." Lifting it out of the water, she lets the droplets fall gently back into the pool. "And yeah, from the outside looking in, it's RWBY alright. Nothing says, "Remnant," like throwing a gun into something." Yang runs her steel fingers through her hair and flashes a gorgeous smile towards you and Blake, again catching the sun perfectly.

Blake brushes a hand over the scar on her stomach. "I do think it fits. You've loved tinkering since I've met you." Glancing towards the vague direction of your house, she clarifies, "Yeah, Ruby loves working in weapons, but how many hours have you spent fixing up your bike? And that arm? Heck, didn't you fix Saphron's heater?"

"I just flipped a few switches on that. But yeah, I know for a FACT you love this arm." Yang lifts up her hand and you hear a distinct buzzing sound.

did yang just reveal that she used vibrating fingers on blake

"Yang!" Blake cries, turning red. She looks at you, but quickly faces away and tries not to let you know she looked at you despite it being obvious.

oh my god yang just revealed she used vibrating fingers on blake

Yang flashes a sinister smile. "Remind me, 'Would it be wrong to say you wouldn't mind,' was it?" She laughs at Blake's stammering. "Where's that spirit now?"

wouldnt mind what yang

what wouldnt blake mind

"Brothers Grimm, stoppp! This isn't the place for this!" Blake whines, covering her chest even more.

Yang looks down at her own chest and gives a bounce. "On the contrary, the only time I think would be better is if he actually DID that, given our current outfits. Ruby and Weiss aren't here either."

"did what" you say, blankly.

"You wanna tell him or should I?"

"Yang, don't you–"

"–Blake here said she wouldn't mind if you–"

"–Yang Xiao Long!"

"–walked in on us." Yang smirks and raises her hand again, making it buzz once more. She winks. "When we figured things out. Because she's into it. And you. Like me."

oh my god blake wouldnt have minded you walking in on her and yang having sex

"Brothers Grimm, you are the WORST!" Blake covers her face with her hands and tries to disappear into her pool chair. "That was in the moment! Feelings are complicated!"

Yang brushes her hair and very obviously enjoys both the face you're making and the whimpers Blake is. "Didn't sound complicated to me. We waited this long to seal the deal. Don't want to spend what, another six seasons NOT being honest with ourselves?"

"Ugggggghhhhhhhh…" Blake transitions her hands from her face to through her hair, looking up at the sky. "THAT'S your way to bring this up? Seriously?"

Yang shrugs. "Either that or we lead him on until we stumble across ANOTHER portal to another dimension after fighting for our lives. We're here now, we're ready to be together, and *I'm* not about to pass up the opportunity to fully enjoy a vacation in an entirely different world."

"You still could have eased things a bit! Why is it always 0-100 with you?"

"Because us being together was the only thing that wasn't. The universe decided to give us a chance, and we should take every bit of it. We're young, we're free, and right now, we're taking dirty pictures so we can make money. I'm in a *mood.*"

"Unbelievable…" Blake mutters. Gathering her courage, she meets your gaze and admits, "Fine, yes. I said I wouldn't mind it if you walked in on us… getting together. Which we did. Why she thinks that this is the appropriate time…"

You stutter aimlessly. Not only are two fictional women standing in front of you, not only are they admitting to having had sex in your house, not only are they currently taking cheesecake shots to sell online, but they're also admitting that they're into you. Two gorgeous girls out of a different world, currently in skimpy bikinis, are hitting on you. By saying it'd be fine if you walked in on them having sex.

You ask yourself, then the room at large.

"Me?" Sure, you aren't unattractive, but again, almost-literally-impossibly hot bisexual girls want you to watch them get it on. "Why?"

Yang stretches back, laughing at your confusion. "I dunno. Not a lot of good, available men in our lives recently? Jaune's not exactly ready for a relationship, Ren is totally taken, Oscar is totally taken but doesn't know it–"

"–and he's a little young…" Blake interrupts.

"Not for Ruby, which is why it's cute. And yeah, Qrow's not exactly an option. You're all that's left."

Well, that makes it sound less appealing…

Whatever, if it works.

"And before you ask," Yang says, prematurely shutting you down, "I've noticed it's not really a thing in your world, but it's actually pretty common to have multiple partners in Remnant."

"Live free, die young," Blake adds. "Menagerie especially, considering the housing situation. It's easier to just add to the pile when you share a room."

"STRQ, too. I've seen that 'entire team,' bit. I caught the tail-est end of it, but I have a few memories of dad kissing Raven and then on to Summer."

Blake shrugs. "Solves whatever problem you might have with that, I imagine. Though, from what I've been reading, I don't think most guys would turn down two girls here."

There's a decent length pause before Yang asks, "So, that's out in the open now. Where do we go from here?"

You look at Yang, then to Blake, then unintentionally look down at your hands. "Well, first, we have to finish the photoshoot. Then–"

"–You're no fun~" Yang teases. "Even if I wanted to go the boring route, *I* would have said, 'First, we have to finish the photoshoot. And, since you two offered, you two should start making out in the water while I take pictures."

Blake sighs. "As much as I want that to happen right now, FIRST, we have to at LEAST take pictures of us with our hair still dry. Once we get wet, we–"

"–And you know we will!" Yang high-fives herself.

Blake sighs louder. "Then we can goof off for a bit. Sound like a plan?"

You pause, then raise your camera and snap a picture.