Caught in the Act

by lizzieanne16

Elizabeth is lost at Pemberley and encounters Mr Darcy unexpectedly. Yes, she is in for a BIG surprise. Warning: ridiculous, silly and naughty. Originally planned as a two-shot. Will post a few more chapters due to requests, probably up to their wedding day. I do not know how to write their wedding night tastefully but I willl see what I can do. I do not want this to become smutty.

21. Way to Go

"Where is my nephew?!"

"Aunt Catherine! I am glad you decided to attend the wedding."

"Are you out of your mind? To be marrying that chit?"

"Elizabeth is the only woman for me. If you are not here to offer your felicitations, kindly remove yourself."

"How could you disrespect me? That hoyden has nothing to recommend herself. She would not listen to reason. She said you love each other! Delusional woman!"

"She said that? When?"

"Just before I arrived here. She was dressed most inappropriately. Too much decolletage on display. Utterly wanton."

Lady Catherine was discharged unceremoniously, kicking and screaming.