Don't Own Borderlands, Only The Oc.

'thought'

"Speech"

System

"Speech through echo devices and Text via book, notes, or newspaper... when those are around..."

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)


A masked man's eyebrow twitches as he taps his fingers on the desk.

Those damned vault hunters... the wildlife exploitation reserve. Destroyed.

He lets out a sigh.

Well, the human testing more or less stopped after the second breakout... damned Krieg. He's just lucky he didn't send any of his new 'important' projects there. The place was mostly collecting dust anyhow, but he really did want to try and re-work that place. There was trillions worth of equipment in that compound, only some of it worthless.

"Angel, can you give me a status update on the projects, sweety?"

It is quiet for a moment.

"Yes, Jack, I'm tapping into their servers now." His daughter responds before falling quiet again.

"It looks as if they have finished extracting some form of substance from the Varkid queen's corpse, they seem to have labeled it 'Badass Juice'." The girl states. "It looks like-"

"Woah woah woah." The man cuts her off. "'Badass Juice'?"

"That is what they called it, yes." Comes the deadpan response of his siren daughter.

He grabs the bridge of his nose and lets out a sigh. "Dear god. Do they call poison 'Bone Hurting Juice' or something?! Tch. Morons. What did they find out about it?"

"what they found is that through injection of this... juice... they find that the creature is either liquified, or in corrosive resistant creatures, they are invigorated and slowly- or, rather, quickly considering these sorts of mutations that would normally take place over millions of years instead happen within weeks- evolve into stronger forms... in the case of varkids, when applied amidst their transformation, they instead transform into a strange mutated version of themselves, the scientists called it 'corosifying'."

"Ah, so they do what David did to that one varkid, but for acid instead of ice." Jack deadpans. "Neat. Overall worthless in its current form as none of these beasts actually follow orders. Tell them to get rid of the corrosive element, then I want you to edit the document and just call it 'Super Serum'."

"As you command." The siren states.

A moment passes.

"Is that all that has changed in the research department?" Jack asks as Angel doesn't say anything for a good minute.

"Oh, sorry. I was reading through the rest. *Ahem* Project Hyperius has been successful, but the subject's sanity and mental abilities was reduced like a majority of Doctor Benedict's other tests. However, the dozens of stabilizers we have added to his original formula have allowed us to push his strength far beyond the strength of even the badass psychos without increasing the mental decline beyond what it was originally. however, due to his newfound incredible strength, his body mass has increased incredibly, limiting his agility somewhat, but he is still far faster than what he was when this first started."

"Good. Good." The man nods with a smile. "I'm glad at least one research team was successful. What of Project V?"

"The Kraggons have been... uncooperative... yet the implants are finally in. They have been shown to follow certain commands issued by the holder of the controlling device with... varying obedience."

"So what you are telling me is that it's imperfect." The man sighs. "Pull it up. This is probably the most important one, so I might as well take a look at it with my own eyes."

A holographic screen appears before him, and with a couple of taps he pulls up a video.

A shaking man stands within a large dark room, blast doors the size of the entire room quickly sealing behind him as it slowly rises from the floor.

Slowly the opposite wall begins sliding down, revealing a MUCH larger room on the other side, it is completely darkened, and within there are glowing lines of orange, pale blue, and green.

The man in a white lab coat continues shaking in terror as he steps into the room, in his hands is a cube about the size of a watermelon.

There is a loud thumping sound as the green lines grow closer, eventually the lights behind the man shine upon an absolutely massive rock lizard, green liquid seeps in between its scales.

The beast looks like it has had some work done, as it is currently it is roughly thirty feet tall and possibly a good fifty long, its entire body is covered within durable rocks, and along its back are two massive rows of glowing green rock spikes that go all the way from its neck to the tip of its tail, however are much smaller there, of course.

It seems to have some form of mechanical visor on, and has several metal spikes driven into its skull.

It raises a clawed hand.

"S-SIT!" The scientist calls out as he flinches back, clutching the cube of black metal to his chest.

The beast freezes, then slowly sits down, gazing down at the scientist as the visor over the kraggon's eyes glow brightly.

Nothing seems to happen, causing the scientist to slowly peek up at the monster. He sees that he isn't being brutalized, so he stops his defensive stance and begins losing his fear, he has a joyous expression on his face as he turns to look at the camera in the corner.

"Yes!" He cheers, raising his hands above his head with a massive grin.

A green light appears at the tip of the large reptile's tail, it slowly travels along the beast's spines as it goes up the Kraggon's back.

The glow brightens as the scientist turns around, a look of confusion on his face. "H-Huh?"

The rock reptile opens its mouth, its lower jaw splitting in half like a snake's when they went to swallow prey, the inside of the beast's mouth is a fleshy ooze that leads deeper into the mouth, rows upon rows of teeth lurk within its maw as the glowing green flesh drips acid onto the floor, the back of its throat glows and...

"AAAAHHHH-" *BVMMMMM*

A massive ray of green light vaporizes the man, leaving nothing but the black cube.

"Hn. Vault metal is resistant to acid it seems." The masked man notes as he closes the video. "And I can see where this went wrong... he told it to sit... it sat... he didn't tell it to not kill him."

"Well, apparently sometimes they can even ignore orders." The siren supplies.

"I see. A problem with the receivers, then." He mutters. "I designed that cube myself, so I know that's not the problem here."

The relic from Elpis' vault helped a lot in these situations... I mean, how else did the eridians control The Warrior? The vault key is basically just a perfected multitool that can open vaults, show a map of all the vaults, and control the warrior.

Regretfully, all of those require it to be charged... the man shakes his head and looks to a certain aspect of the Kraggon lifecycle.

When killed they tend to split into two or more smaller versions of themselves, at which point they are their own beings, it's quite fascinating, basically mitosis but on a much larger, rocky dragon looking thing, scale. It's actually how they breed... their race doesn't have males or females, they just split... then they can begin growing again... provided they aren't torn apart by whatever killed the original form. The larger they grow, the larger their 'offspring' starts, which allows them to get a head start and potentially grow far beyond what the original body was.

"Angel, tell them to try and reverse the Kraggon death split, then infuse it with the Super Serum."

"You... want to combine them?!" Angel asks.

"Well, yeah." The man smirks. "The warrior does primarily fire attacks, much like the Phoenix... I need something that can annoy the brat while the warrior crushes the others, after all. I won't be feeding the little bastard another vault monster. Who knows what he'll manage if he can eat another."

"I will... write it down."

"Thanks, Pumpkin." The man smirks.


Pov: returned:

"Master Gee!" I hear a man from the booth behind me gasp, causing my eyes to widen considerably. "It's her! She was one of those vault hunters that killed Sandman!"

I turn around just as the tall man sitting behind me does, solid glowing blue eyes meet my own as a frown appears on his face.

"So... you are the ones who killed my baby brother, huh?" He slowly drawls as frown grows into a smirk. "You won't be leaving this bar alive."

Master Gee the Invincible
Wandering Drunkard. Puts the 'Invincible' in the Invincible status.

He stands up, turning around to face us, hand moving to an echo device on his hip-

He freezes in place as I swap out my class mod.

I reach over and steal his echo device, flinging it over my shoulder as I raise my fists and unleash an absolutely brutal hail of punches to his face.

His shield crackles as my arms become blurs, my hands make contact with his face as the shield shatters, a large hole appearing in front of his face.

I continue punching, attack after attack, right into his upper face.

Time resumes as I finish one last punch, the man is rocketed away from me, smashing into the man sitting across from him, the mook's bones are snapped and broken, Gee smashes through the back corner of the chair behind him, carving a swath of destruction across the bar as his body tears up the floor boards, he eventually comes to a halt slightly imbedded in a wall after busting through another booth's table, the two civilians eating there freeze in shock at the large projectile that just caused the wall beside them to fold inwards.

Before the wall can snap, a blue barrier springs to life and bounces the invincible back.

He lays, unmoving, face down on the floor.

I blink slowly as people seem to panic and rush around.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Moxxi asks, definitely VERY irked that her bar took some considerable damage.

"Sorry, Moxxi. The guy threatened to kill Tina and it set me off a little bit."

I hear the woman sigh. "Alright... in that case, I won't ban you... but you'll have to pay for damages."

"Sure, Sure." I wave. "Do you accept custom weapons?"

"I suppose..." The woman frowns. "What do you have in mind-"

*Creak*

I whirl back around to see the man pushing himself up from the floor, he would normally have some form of headwrap, but that is completely gone, revealing a dark-skinned man with short hair, he glares at me with those piercing- and glowing blue eyes. He also seems to be bleeding from the forehead.

'This man's head should look like pasta sauce right now! What the fuck?!'

He clutches his forehead, a trail of blood seeps down from his headwound and drips onto the floor.

"Sorry, Moxx... looks like I may have to do a bit more damage to your bar." I sigh.

"Gaige. Take Tina and go." I growl as I narrow my eyes.

Moxxi grabs a shotgun out from under her bar and pumps it as Gaige grabs Tina's hand and quickly rushes away.

"No, no." I call out to Moxxi. "I've got this. Besides. If my hands didn't even slightly cave his skull in, what do you expect to do with a simple shotgun?"

Moxxi narrows her eyes and decides 'eh, fuck it' and takes cover behind the bar.

Master Gee gets to his feet and rolls his shoulders. "You... hurt me..."

He is tall, well over six feet, maybe even seven feet tall, he absolutely towers over me as I slowly walk forwards, I stop a few feet away from him, I look up at Gee and smirk. "There's a lot more where that came from."

He smirks a toothy grin. "I like you, brat. I'm gonna kill you painfully."

I kick an empty bottle up to my hand. "Care for a simple bar brawl? No guns, no siren bullshit. Just me, you, and a bunch of punch."

He huffs. "Confident, aren't you? I accept."

I toss the bottle straight up as I roll my shoulders. "Good. I have been yearning for a good fist fight."

The empty bottle flips end over end, arcing through the air as I gain a slightly feral grin, Gee watches the bottle as it drifts down, nearing closer and closer to the floor.

I duck a punch and hop back.

The glass shatters.

'Ah. You little cheat. Starting before the bell? Shame on you.'

I lunge forwards, tilting my head out of the way of a punch as I land two punches on the man's stomach.

He barely even reacts to it, all he does it take a single step back and try to backhand me.

'something's wrong here.'

I duck the backhand, grabbing onto his wrist as the attack goes overhead, I twist around, lashing out with a kick to his ankle, he stumbles as my back presses into his side.

I firmly grasp his arm as I flip forwards, his body cracks the floorboards and leaves a hole as I throw him over my shoulder, smashing his back into the ground.

He looks as if he didn't even feel it, which is sort of fair, it's wooden planks and he is an invincible.

I stomp down towards his head, but he rolls to the side and gets back to his feet with a surprising show of agility considering how fucking tall this guy is.

He brings his knee up, but I lean backwards, just barely avoiding the knee strike as I cross my arms.

He extends his leg, kicking my crossed arms and sending me sliding backwards across the floor.

I reach the wall and push off it, smashing my hand into his nose.

He staggers backwards, bringing a hand to his nose.

"Interesting..." He mutters. "That stung a little."

I expected to see some blood, but there's not even a single drop from his nose.

'I hit him hard enough to dent steel what the hell is this dude made of?!'

I lunge forwards and strike his kidney as he smirks, he takes the blow and lands a downwards chop on me that strikes my shoulder, my feet are sent through the floorboard as there is a crackle of electricity... my shield crackles wildly, that single blow did incredible damage to it. Another couple of blows like that and it'll break.

He gives me a cruel grin, but I simply uppercut him with the same arm he struck causing him to widen his eyes.

'what? Did he not think I had a shield too?'

My fingers find their way to his throat, causing him to gag slightly and stumble backwards as he brings a hand to his neck.

I rip my feet from the floor and flash him a cocky grin and enter a boxer's stance.

"What the-"

I land a trio of punches on his chest and slowly walk around him as he staggers backwards.

I pause next to the speaker system and smirk as I lean on it.

"Well now. You are certainly impressive." I state "Not many can walk off my punches without being maimed in some manner. But I've killed an immortal fire bird the size of several buildings. You are just chump change, dude."

'time stop cooldown has finished. Grand! I suppose I'll spend it on rule of cool.'

I give the speaker a weak bump with my elbow as the man raises his fists, a large frown on his face, he seems to be taking me seriously now.

I stop time, quickly rushing to the Jukebox, I ignore the 'out of order' sign, then I slip a dollar bill in it and I pick a random song that looks cool, then quickly rush back to where I was standing and lean on the speaker.

The jukebox springs to life a moment after time resumes.

"THIS IS LOADERBOT 1340 COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM THIS JUKEBOX! WUB WUB WUB! UNCE UNCE UNCE! SUFFER FOR ME!"

The speaker throbs as I let out a low hum and shrug. "Ah well, that's what I get for Pandoran's shit taste in music."

"MY TASTE IS AMAZING! BUMBUMBUM"

I lunge forwards with a mad cackle, Gee punches downwards, shattering the floorboards as I slip in between his legs, I get to my feet behind him and quickly spin in place, rapidly building up momentum as I lash out with a brutal kick.

My heel finds its place in his ribs, for the first time since I got here, my attack seems to cause some legitimate damage as he is lifted off the ground for a moment, he stumbles to the right, the air knocked out of his lungs.

He whirls around punching towards me.

There is a loud clap and a rush of air as I catch his fist with one hand.

His eyes widen. "What the hell... are you?"

"Anomaly" I answer with a grin.

"DO-DO-DOO"

"BAR FIGHT BAR FIGHT! THIS IS A SONG ABOUT A BAR FIGHT!"

I tilt my way out of his second fist and pull him past, using his momentum and letting go of his hand to land a vicious elbow strike to his lower chest, right about where his diaphragm is.

I kick a leg out from under him and bring him down to a kneel, then I hop up and smash my own knee into the side of his head as I grab his forehead and scalp.

His head snaps to the side as he is sent sprawling across the floor.

He rolls to his feet and brings a hand up to his head.

"How are you doing that!" He hisses under his breath. "HOW ARE YOU HURTING ME?!"

"It's simple." I begin as I rush forwards, he punches towards me, planning to abuse his reach to strike me first, but my hand lashes out and deflects his punch around me, I suddenly lash out with a single punch with both hands at the exact same time, one to the upper chest, and one to the stomach.

My dual punch sends the man backwards where he crashes into the wall.

"HE PUNCHES STUFF! YEAH, HE PUNCHES BARS! HE IS COOL BUT NOT AS COOL AS ROBOTS WITH ROBOT LIMBS AND METAL AND STUFF!"

"I just hit you... really really hard." I finish with a satisfied smirk.

"Damn you..." He hisses under his breath. "DAMN YOUUUU!"

He lunges forwards, grabbing onto my forearm as I go to block what I think was a punch, he whirls around and smashes my body into the wall, denting it outwards as a blue barrier springs to life.

"Grk-" I grunt as he pulls back and slams me into the shield again, my own shield shattering upon the second blow.

"NOBODY HURTS GEE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! I AM INVINCIBLE! INVINCIBLE! AHAHAHAH!"

He goes for a third slam, but I twist around and place my feet on the wall, I crouch and run up the wall, flipping over Gee entirely, his arm is pulled along with me as I grab onto his wrist.

I twist around so I am facing his back and smirk as I shove him forwards, his face smashes into the blue shield that is apparently within the bar's walls,

*CRACK*

My eyes widen as his arm pops out of socket.

'seriously? That easy?'

I whirl around and kick him in the ribs again, sending him flipping down the lane.

"UNCE UNCE THIS IS A BAR FIGHT SONG!"

He lands in a crumpled heap, arm hanging at an awkward angle.

I slowly walk over to him.

"Noooo." He hisses as he begins slowly crawling away. "It wasn't supposed to be like this... my relic made me immortal! You cheated!"

He pauses for a moment then redoubled his effort to crawl forwards.

I look up, blinking as I spy his echo device a short distance away, he crawls for it-

I put a knee on his back and press him into the floor. "Immortal huuuuh?"

"Why'd your arm break so easily, then?" I ask with a smug smirk. "Sure my punches don't hurt you much, but want to know what apparently does?"

He reaches out his working hand for the echo.

I grab the top of his head and his chin as my arm glows.

"Grapples"

There is a meaty crunch as I twist his head to the side, his arm droops and suddenly *CRACK*

His entire body is suddenly replaced with pink crystal.

You have leveled up x2

A Perk has been Acquired-

"MURDER! BLOOD YES! AHAHAHAHH! SUFFER!"

I stand up, brush myself off, then turn towards the jukebox.

'I'll check that later. There are larger matters to attend to.'

I stroll over to it and pause before it.

"Hello. I am loaderbot 1340. You killed that man, boss."

"'Boss'?" I echo.

"Prime directive two three eight deems that when disabled before the male siren, I must act dutifully and pleasant. You have murdered that flesh bag ruthlessly and without remorse. You have earned my respect."

I blink slowly. "Okaaaay."

"Can Jack please have some of those crystals?"

"No." I deadpan.

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

I reach down and unplug the jukebox.

"You may silence me, but you cannot stop my... dan...c...e"

I look around to the destroyed bar.

Several walls, the floorboards, a couple tables, like eight chairs... not bad.

I let out a yawn and slowly walk over to the crystalized corpse.

i freeze as I feel something... strange? It's like something is guiding me to the hunk of crystal.

I spy a strange pendant at his hip and tug it off.

Pendant of Iron Abs (Effervescent) (Relic)
"Every item buff has an equal and opposite debuff"
Decreases 'Physical' damage taken by 95%
Increases Elemental damage taken by 95%

"Oh." I mutter as I look down at the pendant.

'That explains some things... also that strange feeling disappeared... Anyways, back to the pendant. I mean, it's strong but I don't need it. It has more flaws than benefits, and besides, I already resist about thirty percent of physical damage.'

I wordlessly step over the body and grab the echo and walk to the bar.

"Yo! Moxxi! He's dead and I'd like to make a small down payment." I call out.

The wall behind the bar slides down, the hat wearing woman in question slowly walking out of the apparent panic room and looking around. "Ugh, you really trashed the place, I hope I'll be getting my... hmn... compensation."

I lay the man's echo down on the counter. "Here is his echo. He probably has some pretty good stuff in it."

I then sit the amulet down beside it. "And here's a relic that makes you almost immune to physical damage like Jakobs weapons or punches. The downside being elemental weaponry does considerably more damage to you."

"Considerably rare, and you could probably fetch a pretty penny if you were to sell it." I slowly nod. "As for a little goodwill."

I conjure a simple Jakobs revolver with golden inlays. "A free weapon."

I tilt my head. "I haven't really thought of a name for it, buuuut considering what it does, and your general theme."

I flip it around and lay it onto the table. "I present to you the Golden Shower."

I turn and walk for the door. "See you Moxxi, sorry about the damage."

"It's fine." She mutters. "We had... protection... for this very situation. The damage is far from permanent I appreciate the gun, I will give it thorough use. The name is indeed quite fine as well. It certainly fits my theme I suppose."

"It was either Golden Shower or Slagnum" I state as I glance back briefly. "I'm glad you like the name."

I give her a wave and leave the bar, only to stop and peer back in. "Oh. And can you save those Seraph crystals for me? I want to know if I give Maya them if she'll grow stronger like Lilith did. Byyyyye~"

I let out a low hum and look at the perk Gee gave me.

Nose for Treasure: (Master Gee The Invincible)
You have gained a special sixth sense for treasure! Any item with 'legendary' rarity and up, or of incredible value, that is not within your possession or in the possession of an 'ally' will immediately become known to you as long as it is within fifty feet. Please note that a solid object at least 10 feet thick blocks this sense.

'oh... that's pretty good.'

I blink slowly and look to the two levels I have gained. 'oh right. I need to do that as well.'

Do I choose time stop or phoenix powers?

Hmmm, tough choice.

One, is my go-to move in basically all things... and the other? I don't think I have used it EVEN ONCE since I got it.

Tough choice indeed. I could meditate on this decision for possibly millennia, who knows how long it'll take for me to decide which of my- oh. Drat. I seem to have upgraded Time stop within my haze.

Maybe next time phoenix powers.

Belated Attack: 2/3
Your attacks within time stop deal 75% increased damage.

With this, I probably would have just flat out killed Gee with my first attack. Ah well.

Why don't I take a look at my tier two time stop abilities now~

Kill Sync: 0/3
For every person killed during time stop, the cooldown of your skills are decreased by 2%

SHINEII KAKYOIN!: 0/1:
[Melee Override] Whenever you attempt to punch something within time stop, you summon a spectral arm to attack your foes, this arm is around two-to-three times stronger than your regular melee.

Pocket Watch of Blood: 0/3: (1/3)
Every frozen attack within time stop gains an additional 10% damage upon the end of time stop.

I... see. Jojo references.

I eventually spy Tina and Gaige peering over the side of a crushed car, I smile and wave at them, then I calmly strut over to them.

"He's dead." I announce as I sit on the hood.

I spy several crimson raiders rush into the bar, it's a shame all they'll find is a corpse.

"You killed him?! That fast?!" Gaige asks. "Since he survived your punch I had thought it would have taken at least a couple more minutes... also I expected it to destroy the bar!"

"That guy was here... for me?" Tina whispers.

"No, no. He was here for US. The vault hunter group in general." I stress, trying to get Tina out of her funk.

"I can't believe that bastard interrupted your drink. Let's march right back in there and get you another."

Tina is silent for a moment. "O-Okay."


"What the hell happened here?!" A man asks as I boredly sit in my booth chair.

"Oh. Hey Axton." I mutter with a small wave.

Gaige silently working on some small device because all she seems to want to do when she is bored is tinker, Tina has a large mug of beer in between her hands as she takes small sips from it, a small 'I'm totally drunk right now' blush across her face.

"Ish fiiiine axey axyy!" She slurs. "Davey just killed the ba-*Hic* baaad man."

"I had a fist fight with some dude who said he wanted to murder you because you killed his little brother Sandman or something? Eh, it doesn't matter. He was tough, ignored most of my attacks, but I just snapped his neck." I explain

"I... see." He mutters as he looks towards the crystal statue sat next to Tina... one who's head is sideways.

"So how was your trip?" Gaige asks

"Uh..." He mutters as he looks away. "Well... it was... destructive? We killed basically anything in our way and left nothing but rubble in our wake... but uh..."

"David." He continues. "W-We miiiight have killed your dog."

"…"

I look at him with a raised eyebrow. "Hn? What do you mean?"

"Your pet varkid. It was there, and it attacked us... we were forced to kill it." He answers.

"My what?" I ask.

"The varkid you tamed, then turned into an ice creature... then used to fish weapon crates from the train after it fell in the river." He supplies.

"What?!" I exclaim before sighing. "Damn it. Fuuuuuck. I'll never forget... uh... whatever its name was. I can't believe you all have done this! That was my pet you know! My only pet! How could you- *Pfft* I don't fuckin' care. I barely had that thing for like twelve hours... now, if had it for like a month or so, yeah, I'd be pissed, but twelve hours? Nah. That's no time. I could hardly get attached in that time frame."

I cup my chin and frown. "It does sort of piss me off that Jack decided to take something of mine."

I look back up to Axton. "Did everything else go well? Did you save Bloodwing?"

"We did." He nods. "She's a bit... bigger... than when we first saw her, but Mordecai doesn't seem THAT bothered by it."

I let out a low hum and nod once. "Alright. Anyways, since you are all back, I can do this now."

I hold up a hand and grasp the air.

*FLASH*

A blade appears within my grasp.

"You can... call it to you?!" I hear Gaige gasp.

"Yep." I nod as it morphs into a bracelet.

Axton looks to the bracelet and turns, walking away slowly. "Anyways, thanks for the blade... it was a big help. Probably saved our skins a couple of times... more than likely saved Bloodwing as well due to us getting to her sooner."

"I'll leave you three to whatever it is you are doing." He continues. "Also, we are meeting with Roland in like sixteen hours to plan our next move. Don't be late."

"Alright." I nod as I watch him leave our view.

Tina goes back to drinking as I look over to Gaige. "What are you trying to make, anyways?"

"Some form of Echo blocker to stop people from randomly calling us." She responds as she reaches into her small tool kit and screws in a couple of screws.

"Ah. Useful." I complement.

"I don't know if it'll work though." She frowns. "But eh, better to try and fail, then to just leave it as it is."

Tina seems to be slowly swaying back and forth in her chair, she has even stopped drinking to use the Table as support.

"Alright." I sigh. "I'd say it's about time to get Tina to bed."

Gaige looks up to the girl in question, spying her drunken sway, then nods once. "Right."

'ugh. I wonder what we will be doing tomorrow.'


Well, another chapter comes to an end, and another foe bites the dust! Where will our adventurous vault hunters go next?!

I can tell you one thing... it certainly doesn't rhyme with Immunity!

Now, I have been getting one question practically non-stop, instead of simply messaging EVERY person that asks it individually, I suppose I might as well clear it up here.

Yes, I plan to proceed with this story all the way into borderlands 3, but not really in the way you might expect, as David would legitimately become a god if left unchecked for years upon years of time.

Guest reviews:

Guest 001 (Reviewing chapter 7)
the next time you get punched in the face, tell me how coherently you think, alright? He didn't' activate his time stop because: 1: he got punched in the nose and has to actively think about these things, and 2: I wanted a fun way to reveal he was a siren to the group. yes, that might make it a little forced, but eh. who cares, really *Shrug*

Nobody: TRUE

GuestSeven: I mean, sure he MIGHT have known it, but that was like a good 5-8 ish years ago, (Definitely more than three), and while, sure, Tina MIGHT have been tormented there, but with how much CRAZY shit happens on pandora, it's sort of ridiculous to believe that he would perfectly memorize the exact name of the place he found her.


Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I'll see you next time!