Part - 1 : Prologue
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I had no idea where I was.
Whiteness. A pure, blinding whiteness was all that surrounded me, and at this point, I found the light was starting to drive me crazy. I didn't know how long I'd spent in the empty range of lightness, but oh boy, it's dangerously closing on to the boiling point.
For the first time in my life, I wasn't really sure about something. Am I dead? Or am I sleeping? Can you even be aware that you're asleep? I mean, this definitely doesn't feel like dreaming.
Except... Maybe I am? Bloody lucid-dreamers, even making me doubt myself.
All I knew, at this point, was that I died.
I found it strange that I could associate so many words with different emotions, but I couldn't associate them with any memories if I even had any memory, to begin with, that is.
Nero... Come to me...
A silent hiss of a woman continuously repeating itself from time to time, then suddenly stops. All I could think about while floating around in the utter light was this voice. I was starting to wonder why I felt this voice, and the name it repeats felt unusually familiar to me when thinking about it. Wondering about things like how I came to associate with them and vice versa...
Ping!
A strident noise that almost seems to echo all around.
What the fuck was that? Did I actually hear a sound? I can't even be sure. I've been here for what seems so long that I'm not sure that I even exist. Do I even have functional ears to hear a sound?
I tried to speak, but before I could send the command, I was warped into a seemingly limitless expanse of darkness.
Ping!
W-What? I was in the light, then I'm being warped into– Wait... WHERE THE FUCK AM I?! IF I WAS IN THE LIGHT, THAT COULD ONLY MEAN- AM I IN FUCKING HELL?!
Incorrect.
Huh?.. Who are you supposed to be? Some nonsense God from a forgotten religion?
Correct.
Well…I did certainly not expect this answer.
...
This has become quite awkward, isn't it? So, what am I doing here- or WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?!
This, what you call in the mortal realm, is Limbo.
Sooooooo, I'm dead, and you are here to judge me, then send me straight to the Hell, Underworld, or whatever the fuck they call these days.
Incorrect.
Then what the hell am I doing—
The Primordial Goddess and Ancestral Mother of All Life on The Earth Realm, Gaea, selected you as her Champion.
From this moment on, You are Nero, The 2nd Gamer.
Use your gifts wisely; otherwise, there will be consequences.
What do you mean by Gaea, and what the fuck is The Gamer-ARGH! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!
Skills gained!
[Gamer's Mind] (Passive)
Allows the user to calmly and logically think.
Gives a peaceful state of mind.
Immunity to a psychological status effect.
[Gamer's Body] (Passive)
Your body will behave like that of an RPG character.
[Observe] (Active)
Gain a bit of information about the target.
You now have the powers of The Gamer. Say 'Stats.'
After you technically mind-raped me?! Hell no! Not doing any shit you say. Fucking idiot, thinking me a fool...
Fine. We can wait here for eternity.
Sure, man. Let's fucking go. I'm not giving up that easily, you dog testicles for a brain!
...
Fucking hell...There is literally nothing you can do here! At least say something like 'Let there be light!' or some shit so I can see something other than darkness! Oh, you couldn't know how I missed the eternal light. There was something special about it, but with this? I can't feel my eyes, and this bullcrap has started becoming so fucking annoying.
By the way, Voice–Is it fine for me to call you Voice?
It doesn't matter.
How much time has passed since you started your open-handedly defeat by a virgin kid who died in possibly the most awesome way there is?
2 minutes 48 seconds 840 milliseconds 456762 microseconds 746789324 nanosecond–
2 MINUTES?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DAMN YOU, MULTIVERSAL LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE!
3 Minutes 2 Seconds 357 Milliseconds 878902 Microseconds 167345442 Nanoseconds 526272726273627890 Atto-
OKAY, OKAY! FUCK! Let's go. I don't have all day...
Technically, you are here for eternity, so that means-
I know! Just… continue to do your shit... This is fucking hard. I wish there were some pineapple and olive pizza—WHA? Thanks, dude!
Say or think 'Stats,' and we'll proceed.
"Shthtabs" Oh man, this is some delicious pizza–AH! The hell is this?!
Nero
Level 1
Title – The Gamer
Class -?
Race –?
Alignment –?
HP – 150 [15 HP/60s]
SP – 150 [25 SP/30s]
STR – 5
VIT – 5
DEX – 5
INT – 5
WIS – 5
CHA – 5
LCK – 5
Points: 0
HP/SP = (100+VIT X 10)
HP REGEN = (VIT X 3)
SP REGEN = (VIT X 5)
This is your Character Sheet. You can view it here to determine your abilities.
Like that DnD stuff? But this is so undetailed! And what about those question marks? ALSO, I DON'T HAVE MANA! HOW COULD YOU MISS SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAHAHAHAha-ha, dumbass.
Sigh, Select your race...
[Human], [?], [?], ...
More question marks? Are you serious?!
Question marks are races that have existed some way or another through the Multiverses. These races can range from a [Higher Vampire] or a [Celestial] to a [Gungan].
Well, I am picking [Human]. I don't want to be some weird-ass hybrid between a giraffe and a sea bass, and I'm definitely not taking a chance to become a race that has been contaminated by the Jar Jar Binks. Seriously, fuck you, Jar Jar Binks. The third worst thing that has yet to come to Star Wars– But If you think about it... Yeah, probably fourth or the fifth...
..Uh, Voice? You there, mate?
You have selected the Race [Human], Jack of All Trades
You now have the Racial Perk, [Evolution]
Grants +20% EXP Gain for [Class]
Grants +20% EXP Gain for [Skills]
Do you want to continue?
[Y][N]
Ahh..y-yes, please?
Your choice has been accepted. Proceeding to the next step...
[..LOADING]
[..LOADING COMPLETE. PLEASE START THE INITIATION CODE 37.]
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I'm taking it from here; sugar pops, you rest on that couch or something.. Now where was... AH! YES! The Class!
Now, this is where the little mumbo jumbo happens, little human!
You can only select a few on your first world-
Hehe- now wait a minute... FIRST WORLD?! THIS IS SOME PARALLEL UNIVERSE SORTA SHIT, RIGHT?! OH FUCK, I AM DEFINITELY GETTING REBORN AFTER THIS– AND COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN ME, WHY DO I FEEL THE URGE OF HAVING A MASSIVE ORGY WITH ALL OF THE WOMAN WITHIN THE MULTIVERSE?
HOW THE FUCK I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS?! I DON'T WRITE BLOODY RULES, YOU ASS RAMPART! NOW, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP, AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!
Fine. Also, why do you speak like a Brit with an endless diarrhea problem? I thought you were a God?! Fucking liar.
Now, listen here, you little shi–
Whatever diarrhea-god, suc my dickus biggus.
Goddamit! This is fuckass going to be the end of me.. and I forgot what I was saying! Just select another one, mate! Interacting with that asshole gives me legit pain in my non-existing head!
Just scroll up and do your job, dude. You also know the ancient rules don't change on the spot.
Yeah, yeah, I know...I got this, don't worry.
..Anyway, as I said, you could only select a new one every jump, but at the start of this whole multiverse bullshit, you can select 3 classes. How awesome is that, right?!
…
Right… So select some of these then we can proceed to the 3rd and final step! You can't skip the [Production] class, by the way.
...
[Melee][?]
Sword Proficiency
Axe Proficiency
Martial Art Proficiency
Scythe Proficiency
Mace Proficiency
[Magic][LOCKED]*[?]
Fire Affinity
Wind Affinity
Water Affinity
Earth Affinity
Lightning Affinity
[Ranged][?]
Bow Proficiency
Crossbow Proficiency
Gun Proficiency
[Armor][?]
Light-Armor Mastery
Medium-Armor Mastery
Heavy-Armor Mastery
Shield Proficiency
[Production][?]
Engineer
Alchemist
Enchanter[LOCKED]*
Blacksmith
Runesmith[LOCKED]*
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WHY CAN'T I PICK MAGIC?! I DON'T WANT TO BE SOME WEAK-ASS PALADIN! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Well, life is not fair, kid.
If you bother reading the [?] next to the titles, you could actually learn why you can't select it.
Nah.
Fine.
If I can't pick magic, then… SWORD PROFICIENCY! FUCK YEAH. Shield or armor? Armour could be really beneficial but then again, archers...
I could be sent to Skyrim, and I really don't want to take an arrow to the knee and get ridiculed by these morons, BUT I CAN FUCK THE ARCHERS FROM A DISTANCE- OR I CAN FUCK ANYONE FROM A DISTANCE! YEAH! I AM TAKING GUN PROFICIENCY AND ALCHEMIST. BEST OFFENCE IS THE BEST DEFENCE! Picking Alchemist would give me some chance to make HP Pots and MP... SP Pots, providing me with some kind of chance for not dying.
Yeah. It's all coming together, baby. Hey, Voice! I picked [Sword Proficiency], [Gun Proficiency], [Alchemist].
Weird choices.. but okay. Step 3!
But before we do that, you have the option of rolling and a chance of getting pretty awesome perks with pretty not awesome flaws.
[Do you even ROLL, Bro?]
This is really fucking embarrassing for me and you, Voice... Just don't use that or any other alternate versions of jokes from my Earth.
U MAD?
Roll the dice, douchebag...
Perk gained!
[Mind of A Genius]
Your mind is a natural phenomenon!
+2 INT gain per LVL, +10% EXP gain
Flaw gained!
[Hero]
Your entire life, you dreamed of being a hero, but you lived in a world where heroes are used until they can give no more.
You never turn your back on the people in dire situations.
[Hero]? Why is being Heroic is considered a flaw? Though, I suppose that's appropriate. I got killed by that goat-fucker terrorist when I tackled him out of the classroom after all—but I was never the intelligent type, let alone a genius. Interesting. Keep rolling, Voice! I'm feeling lucky today.
Perk gained!
[Devil's Horns]
Devils and their unquestionable effects on the opposite sex...
Charisma checks will always be easier for you.
+2 CHA gain per LVL
Flaw gained!
[Battle Crazy]
You live to fight, and you'll do anything for a good one.
You won't escape from a head-on battle, even if that battle would kill you in the end.
These are really not that bad... Roll another!
Perk gained!
[Skin and Bones]
You are weak. Get on with it.
Every physical attribute gets redacted by 4
Trait gained!
[Natural Leader]
You are born to rule, and you will rule them all.
People are more inclined to trust you and lead by you. Reputation and Affection gain would be much easier to get.
..I had to jinx it, hadn't I? Fuck you, Voice!
Not so good now, is it?! Hahaha! Who is laughing now bitch!
Really? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
-2 Affection with The Voice
What!? You called me bitch!
...
Get on with it already, man. C'mon!
...
OKAY, OKAY! I am really, really sorry about talking about your mother that way... and thanks for that other useless perk. There, are you happy now?
+2 Affection with The Voice
Could you send me to wherever the fuck you want now?
Of course, little human! Let's see… Naruto?
Too hard for him.
Naruto doesn't seem that hard- WAIT! ARE YOU SENDING ME TO SOME ANIME?!
Yes.
Nice.
...
RWBY? DC? Marvel? Oh! What about that Highschool DxD?!
Too early for those too, you know.
Yeah, you're right..WAIT! Yes! I have found something for you!
..Really? That one?
Do you find anything other than that fun to watch?
Hmph...Fair enough. NOW BEGONE, MORTAL!
Hey! I was gonna say that!
Man, shut up! I am making some dramatic exit here!
Sorry!
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NOW BEGONE, MORTAL!/NOW BEGONE, MORTAL!
W-wait, where are you senDIINNNNNGG MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
LOADING...
[23%]
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[99%]
The pre-selected world has been loaded.
Welcome to the world of My Hero Academia.
Fuck.
I was really bored. I could continue this. Maybe. I don't know, we'll see.