Angel opened his eyes as he seemed to doze off for a while. He wasn't surprised as he didn't get a lot of sleep during his time in captivity. He rubbed his eyes and ran his hands down his face as his best friend approached him laying on the couch.

"Well morning sleepy head, have a good nap?" Cherri asked.

"Honestly, yeah. More sleep than I got in the last week," Angel said stretching out his many arms.

"Do you want to do something, like go for a walk or something?" Cherri asked as she wanted to get out of the castle.

"Yeah, that sounds like a solid idea," Angel said rising to his feet.

"Where should we go?" Cherri asked seeing if Angel had a preference.

"Eh doesn't matter to me, we can just see where life takes us," Angel said.

"Okay Shakespeare, let's get going," Cherri said.

The two exited through the main doors and walked toward the exit gate. They walked side by side down the sidewalk not saying a whole lot to one another as there was a bit of high tension. Not between the two of them, of course, but Angel wasn't in the most talkative mood. There walk wasn't too entertaining, they walked at least five blocks, with some interruptions. One of them being a pair of demons that came up to Angel saying how they were big fans of him. Angel didn't feel like giving in to their little game, so Cherri simply pulled out one of her bombs and threatened to blow them to high shit if they didn't fuck off. It didn't take them long as they ran for the hills. As they kept walking, something caught Angel's attention.

"Did you hear that?" Angel heard the sounds of rustling coming from the nearby alley way. He thought that he was hearing things, but then he kept on hearing it more and more.

"Something wrong Angel?" Cherri asked.

"Did you hear that?" Angel asked slowly walking down the alley. It made a louder noise this time, which didn't go unnoticed.

"Oh yeah, now I heard it," Cherri said as she know was trying to figure out the source.

"Wonder what it is," Angel said walking further.

"It's probably just some homeless demon Angel. You shouldn't worry about it," Cherri said as she watched him walk.

"Don't think so, this sounds smaller," Angel said as he kept going. As he walked more he heard the sounds get closer and closer. He saw a trash can tipped over, and saw movement from the inside. He then let out a gasp as the creature making that noise, was a pig. The pig was munching on a wrapper as it seemed to be looking for food. It then looked up at Angel and seemed to smile as it walked towards his feet. The pig began to sniff him and was running all around his legs. Angel had a huge smile on his face as he picked the pig up and held him up to his eye level.

"Well hi little guy, you seem hungry aren't ya? Yeah you are," Angel said speaking towards the pig. In a way it seemed as the pig understood him as he began to wiggle his little tail.

"You probably don't have an owner, do ya?" Angel said.

"Angel who the hell are you talking too?" Cherri said as she approached the area.

"Cherri look what I found," Angel said holding the pig in front of Cherri's face. Cherri noticed that this pig had pink and black spots all over Its body. It had small spikes on its head and back, with large black eyes.

"Aw, it's kinda cute," Cherri said leaning in closer.

"I know right? Do you think this is someone's pig?" Angel asked.

"Maybe. Not many people in hell own animals, and not many own a pig," Cherri said.

"That is true," Angel said turning the pig towards him. He looked at it in the eyes and it looked happy in his arms. "I kind of want to keep him."

"Oh you do, do you?" Cherri asked sarcastically.

"Yeah. He's adorable and he seems to really like me. I mean look at his face, you can't say no to that," Angel said causing the pig too oink at him.

"Hey if you wanna keep him, I sure ain't stopping you," Cherri said.

"I guess it's decided then, you're coming home with me little guy," Angel said. The pig just oinked back at him.

Angel and Cherri left the alley now accompanied by their new companion. Angel used two of his arms to hold the pig as they walked back to the hotel.

"So what are you gonna call him?" Cherri asked as they hadn't given it a name yet.

"Um. I don't know, I hadn't thought of that yet," Angel said.

"Well is it a boy or girl?" Cherri said trying to narrow it down.

"This pig is a boy. You may need to help me think of something good," Angel said while looking at the pig again.

"What about Piggy?" Cherri suggested.

"Are you serious?" Angel asked.

"What? What's wrong with that?" Cherri said.

"Well it's not too creative. You're just adding a few extra letters to the end of the animal's name. It's like calling a dog, doggy, or calling a bird, birdy," Angel said explaining while the name isn't too great.

"Okay, okay. I see you're not a fan. Let me try and think of something else," Cherri said.

"Try and think of something creative. I have never owned a pet before and I want something GOOD," Angel said.

The two looked around for any type of ideas. Angel really wanted to make this name interesting, but was struggling for an idea.

"You could call him Sebastian," Cherri suggested.

"That's not bad. Where did you think of that?" Angel asked.

"Eh I don't know. I think I knew a Sebastian when I was still alive," Cherri said.

"I will definitely keep that one in the chamber," Angel said.

As they walked down yet another block in hell he saw some signs in a market place and it read the word "Tasty Nuggets." He looked at the sign and back at the pig. He did a double take as he came up with something.

"Wait I got something. What if I call him nuggets. Fat Nuggets," Angel said looking at the pig as it was a little plump.

"Fat Nuggets? How the hell did you think of that shit," Cherri said with an odd look on her face.

"Just looking at the stuff around me. And it is creative is it not?" Angel said.

"Yeah, I guess it is. I never in a million years would have came up with that name. I don't think anyone else will either," Cherri said shaking her head as she still couldn't believe he came up with that name.

"Exactly. So welcome to the new member of Fat Nuggets," Angel said petting his head. All Fat Nuggets did in response was oink at him. As Angel was petting him he realize that he was digging around in the trash before he found him, so it gave him an idea.

"He's probably hungry. I need to get him something to eat," Angel said.

"What do pigs normally eat again?" Cherri asked trying to remember.

"I think they eat like carrots, lettuce, and maybe corn and stuff. You think we got that at the hotel?" Angel asked.

"Well I don't know if you remember, but the hotel is kinda, wrecked to shit," Cherri said reminding him.

"Aw fuck, I forgot about that. How bad is it?" Angel asked as he couldn't remember the damages.

"Not good. They stole a ton of shit, they broke and tossed all the furniture in the lobby," Cherri said.

"They went out of their way to break the couches and chairs?" Angel said making sure he heard right.

"Yeah, like they're truly a bunch of assholes," Cherri said.

"Well shit, guess I may need to go shopping. I may just get a bunch of shit for him and see what he likes," Angel said.

"I don't have any money on me and I don't think you do either," Cherri said digging into her pockets.

"Well shit I guess you're right. I mean, we are in hell after all," Angel said with an evil looking grin.

"Oh you're trying to have some fun?" Cherri said as she was in on the idea.

"Why not? I could use some fun right about now," Angel said.

(30 Minutes Later)

"Well, I think that went pretty well," Cherri said as they began to walk back to the hotel.

"Indeed, and we only had to kill one person," Angel said carrying the supplies. His pet now known as Fat Nuggets was no longer being carried. He was walking beside them sniffing things as they went. He was more than happy to have someone to care for him and wouldn't leave Angel's side.

"Well I guess we can go bring him back to the hotel. I don't think they wrecked any of the rooms," Cherri said.

"Sure, I don't think it's too far from here. While Charlie's parents home is nice and all, it doesn't have my taste," Angel said.

"Oh believe me, even if I was rich, I could never deal with that kind of life. I like my space and don't want a ton of servants or guards or whatever always around me," Cherri said.

"Yeah, you would probably kill them by the first week," Angel said while laughing.

"You know me way too well Angel," Cherri said.

As they laughed with one another for a brief moment, Angel decided to change up the subject a little bit. "So, while we were away, what kind of shit did you get into?"

"Well, after I finally recovered from my coma, as we can call it, I mainly helped look for you with Nifty and Doomguy. And I also visited Porn Studios," Cherri said.

"Oh did you? Looking for some action?" Angel asked.

"Hell no, Doomguy, or well VEGA, thought that we should look their first for any leads," Cherri said as she still hated that place.

"The all powerful Slayer went back to my work? That must have been an interesting site," Angel said.

"It was. Everyone seems too scared to even go near him, or say no to him," Cherri said.

"Well yeah, the dude is big and scary, if we wanted to pin me to the sheets, I would just accept my fate and let it happen," Angel said as he closed his eyes to imagine it.

"Oh please, I know you wish he would do something like that," Cherri said as she playfully punched him.

"Got me there," Angel said.

After they walked for awhile they approached the Happy Hotel. It looked decent from the outside. Although some windows were broken. Angel was almost hesitant to open the door. He didn't know what site laid before them. Before he opened the door, he reached down and picked up Fat Nuggets. After he did so he opened the door to the chaos of the main lobby.

"God fucking damn, you were not lying," Angel said looking around the place.

"Yeah, it's a mess," Cherri said.

"Well I'm going to get my little friend here situated," Angel said as he walked towards his room.

"Alright, I'll see you in a bit," Cherri said as she walked to hers.

Angel's room was up a set of stairs and at the very end of the hall. You would pass by a ton of rooms before you got to his. As he reached his room, he placed everything down, except the pig, and opened the door. The room looked exactly how it was the last time he saw it, so that was a relief. He placed Fat Nuggets on the ground which sent him into a frenzy. He wanted to explore his new home as fast as possible.

"Well I can see you like it here little guy," Angel said as he kneeled down to pet him. As Fat Nuggets kept exploring, Angel went into the bag of food and pulled out a carrot. He put it in front of him and he took it immediately. Angel knew he was very hungry. After he ate the first one he gave him another one. While he was eating the second one, Angel went and laid down on his bed. He really took this time to think about the entire year. It started with him being pushed to his limit, where he finally gave in to the pain. But then that man showed up and changed it all. Angel didn't know if he did it for him or not, but he did more for him than anyone else had ever done. Angel figured out that the Slayer was a protector of good vs evil. He didn't know how to thank him for what he had done. He realized that he was free. Free from being a slave to Valentino. The constant pain, the constant depression, the overuse of drugs. It may end for good. He has the chance to be his own person. Sure he still may be Angel Dust the famous pornstar, as he did enjoy all the sex. But he would have sex when he wanted too, not be told who too fuck and when to stop. Not be abused daily, not be practically tortured daily. The chance to start a brand new page. He opened his eyes as he heard the sounds of excessive oinking coming from his bedside. He sat up and looked around for Fat Nuggets until he saw him on his hind legs on the side of the bed. Angel knew what he wanted. He picked him up and placed him on the bed. The pig walked around in circles as he was trying to find a good spot to lie down. Angel smiled as the pig decided to lay next to him. While this may not help deal with all the pain, it certainly helped.


Earth 2021


"Alright according to our client, our target should be in that building over there," Blitzo said looking through his binoculars.

"Sir you do realize that you are the only one with those, we cannot see what you're seeing," Moxxie said. The notorious group of the Immediate Murder Professionals were on the hunt for their next target. Due to their small statures, the three of them were hiding in a nearby tree.

"Okay fine Moxxie, so you don't whine, you can take them," Blitzo said handing them to Moxxie.

"I am not whining, I am simply pointing out a fact," Moxxie said.

"Look are you going to take them or not?" Blitzo said.

"Yes I will take them," Moxxie said as he began to look at the apartment building.

"Alright Moxxie the asshole should be on the 4th floor, about the 5th window on the right," Blitzo said.

"Could you maybe explain that a little better than that?" Moxxie asked.

"God damnit Moxxie," Blitzo said.

"How about you tell him what the target looks like?" Millie suggested.

"Yeah that's a good idea," Moxxie said in agreement.

"Okay fine. I will make it easy on you. On the 4th floor our target is the only person who may or may not be snorting a line of what I can assume is high class amounts of cocaine," Blitzo said while pointing back at the windows.

"Okay I think I see the person you are describing," Moxxie said while looking through the lenses. After he was done he handed them to Millie so she could see.

"Alright, now that we know who our target is, I will come up with my great plan. So I will sneak through the stairs and make my way up to the room. I will get the man to open the door and give him one of my famous distractions. While I am distracting him you two will make your way up to the window of the room and make your way in and go in for the kill. Sound simple enough?" Blitzo said.

"Yep," Millie said.

"I guess it does," Moxxie said giving the binoculars back.

"Alright, wait 30 seconds before you make your way to the window. Time to go work my magic," Blitzo said pulling out his pistol.

He snuck his way up to the building. He was about to enter but someone was coming out. He hid fast as the person left. He used the free passage in and entered the complex. He made his way to the stairs and went up them as fast as he could. As he opened the door to the forth floor he looked left and right to make sure there were no people that would see him. He went up to the door and knocked on it three times. He heard the sounds of movement from the inside as the door opened.

"Hello there my name is Blitzo, the O is silent," Blitzo said holding out his hand.

"What the shit? W-w-what the fuck are you?" The man said, clearly out of it due to the drugs.

"I am just a man like you sir, that has something to show you that you cannot refuse," Blitzo said.

"But, you got like horns and shit," The man said reaching out to touch them.

"Oh do not worry about that. May I come in?" Blitzo asked.

"Oh uh sure," He said allowing Blitzo to enter.

"So my good man, how would you like to exchange in a fantastic, one of a kind, deal of the century to give you all the weapons that you could ever need?" Blitzo said while making us a bullshit ad.

"Well I don't know if I need and shit like that ACK-," The man yelled as Moxxie and Millie made their move and stabbed him from behind. Millie placed her hand over his mouth so no one could hear it. His eyes closed as the job was done.

"Good work guys, I never had a doubt," Blitzo said.

"I got to say, not one of our messiest jobs," Moxxie said wiping his hand on his shirt.

"Indeed. let's get back," Blitzo said opening up a portal back to hell. The portal brought them right back outside the building. They took the body near the dumpster and tossed it in. After that, they made their way back to I.M.P. headquarters. When they returned, they saw Loona texting away on her phone at the receptionist desk.

"Were back Loonie. Tell me, how's my favorite daughter?"

"Again, I'm your only daughter," Loona said while rolling her eyes.

"Well if I had a second one, you would still be my favorite," Blitzo said.

"I figured as much," Loona said.

Moxxie and Millie walked past the two of them and into the break room to get something to eat. As Moxxie was going through the fridge, Blitzo entered.

"Good work gang. We have been mowing out way through all these fucking clients," Blitzo said.

"People really seem to want someone else dead these days," Moxxie said.

"Good for us," Millie said.

"That's the spirit Millie," Blitzo said. "Now I have been thinking about some things."

"That isn't a good sign," Moxxie said.

"Moxxie, do you have to always shit on all my dreams?" Blitzo said.

"No, but when you think about things, it usually ends up with us nearing dying," Moxxie said.

"Well this is nothing like it," Blitzo said.

"What is your idea B?" Millie asked.

"Well I was thinking about expanding our business further," Blitzo announced.

"Expanding?" Moxxie asked.

"Yes indeed. Maybe buying up more spaces, getting more employees, which would REALLY make this business grow," Blitzo said making hand motions as he spoke.

"Do you think people would want to work here?" Millie asked.

"This is hell, people are angry, and frankly some are desperate as hell. We could really make something happen," Blitzo said. But before he could go any farther, Loona yelled from the other room.

"Hey guys, come out here for a second," Loona said.

The three of them looked confused but walked out of the break room and into the meeting room. They saw Loona looking out the window at something.

"Is something wrong Loona?" Millie asked as they approached the window.

They just saw Loona point down at something on the ground.

"What's that?"