Started on August 2, 2020| 01:43 hours| Philippines.

IMPORTANT: This story takes place in an alternate universe and will not follow canon. Otherwise, why would I bother? ALSO, I only watched the Clone Wars in episode order and as of this point, stopped at Season 2 Episode 12. Didn't know its episode order was out of order. What the fuck? Who does that? Well, clearly some people, but that's beside the point.

GOAL: A minimum of three chapters, hopefully: a maximum of twenty; this story aims to show what happens when you mess with a god's chosen one... sort of.

WARNING: This story will contain explicit material not suited for all audiences. I will not pull any punches here. Reader discretion is advised. Oh, and possible fourth wall breaking.

Disclaimer: I, the author of this FAN FICTION, am mostly separate from my work. Anyone unable to discern fiction from reality, leave. I don't have time for you. I did not make this for you. I made this for myself after just wanting to create some chaos in the Star Wars universe.

Rated M for Mature

Pairing: Naruto x Ahsoka (x Satsuki?)

SUMMARY: Anakin may have been chosen by the Force, but a new player has been chosen by a carefree 'god'. Enter: Naruto Uzumaki: master prankster, Master of All, and the Second Rikudou Sennin. Behold the work of divine intervention.

(Prologue)

Naruto Uzumaki is dead. Well, at least, he was supposed to be dead. However, looking at the man before him, a man wearing a grey hoody with brown cargo pants typing on a computer—well, specifically a laptop with a Bluetooth keyboard, but that's beside the point. Naruto, for one, can't help but ask.

"The hell?"

The man on the computer glances up and smiles. "Yo."

"Kakashi-sensei?"

The man blinks… and a grin escapes him. "Nah, some can wish, but nah."

It is Naruto's turn to blink. "Okay… so… who are you?"

"Me? Hmm…" the man pauses in a thinking pose before nodding to himself. "Well, I'm many things, but first, why not take a seat?"

Take a seat? There are no chairs here, where the hell can—"Oh," Naruto says as a chair appears behind him. "That was… convenient."

"Indeed," the man says. "So, you asked me what I am, right?" He receives a nod in confirmation. "Well, see, in the worlds I make, I'm what the people in them call a 'god'. I sort of am, sort of am not at the same time."

"Huh?"

"Ah, right, where are my manners. I'm 'ShinigamiNoKitsune209', or SNK209 for short. I'm an author. Also, before we continue, I hope the people reading this at least read the author's note."

"What?"

I—ahh… I mean, the man in front of Naruto clears his throat. "Let me explain. You're created by a cool dude called Masashi Kishimoto. Right? Now, I'm an author creating fanfics revolving around you. You were part of my childhood, after all."

Naruto gives a sheepish smile at my—err… the man's praise.

"So, anyway, as an author, I can make you into whatever I want, while giving zero fucks about what others think. I mean, if they don't like the way I write or what I write, they're free to make their own fic."

Naruto shakes his head. "Huh?"

The man hums. "Alright, let's skip to the chase. By technicality, I am god in this story since I technically write it, and thus, control it. And I choose you to create some chaos in the Star Wars universe." I look at him with a teasing grin. "Game?"

Naruto thinks for a moment… then nods. "Yep—" he pauses. "You just made me say yes, didn't you?" the power of the author is strong with this one.

The author smiles. "Great! Now! Here is my knowledge on the first six episodes of Star Wars," Naruto nods, "and here is my knowledge on the Star Wars: The Clone Wars, all of Season One, until Episode 11 of Season Two."

Naruto pauses. "These things aren't even in chronological order?"

I shrug. "It is what is." My eyes brighten in realization catching our favourite blonde by surprise. "Oh! I have something better!"

"Huh?"

"Here, knowledge of the real world."

Naruto blinks. "Damn… those NaruSaku and NaruHina wars were really something…" He blinks once more. "All the Naruto-verse girls are hot… and Female Sasuke and Female Itachi…"

I grin before shrugging. "Among other things." I shew him away as I start to fade into the background. "Now go. Create chaos and fuck up the entire part of the Star Wars universe that doesn't make sense."

"Like being able to force push the button of the lightsaber and technically breaking all the rules of the force?" Naruto calls out as I fade.

"YEP!"

And so, this is how Naruto was chosen by a 'god'.

Naruto opens his eyes and is greeted by the site of one Obi-wan Kenobi and Master Yoda discussing something important. Probably something around the lines of "what to do with the boy Obi-wan found after defeating Darth Maul," kinda important.

"Little one, awake, you are, hmm?" Yoda hums as he practically waddles over.

Naruto blink. Before a warm grin plasters itself over his face. "Yeah. I don't remember how I got here," he said in a full-faced lie.

Yoda hums in excitement. "Intriguing, you are, youngling," he says and then turns to face Kenobi. "Train him in the ways of the Jedi, I will," Yoda says, and jolly waddles away.

Kenobi nods before explaining to Naruto just what was going on. Something around the lines of what the Jedi and Sith were, the Jedi code that's full of hypocritical shite, members of the Jedi council and who I never bothered looking into because I'm lazy, blah-blah-blah, and Naruto tuning him out. "Palpatine here I come!" A mischievous grin plasters itself onto his face—one that seemingly Obi-wan either doesn't notice or one he chooses to ignore.

To be continued?

That's a wrap! I have Chapter One on stand by in case anyone wants me to continue this.

Also, Star Wars is technically just a fanfic of the Roman Empire. As a guy who loves the early Imperial empire, you can probably guess that I want to do some Roman stuff… like "defending" from attacks. You know… like Julius Caesar and Gaul?

History buffs will understand.

Anyway, want more? Or nah?

Finished on August 3, 2020| 01:50 hours| Philippines

Proofread on August 3, 2020| 02:04 hours| Philippines