Harry Potter the Hands of Fate
I don't own Harry Potter brah.
The date was July eighth of 1990, and also the second day of the Dursley family's yearly holiday, but this year since they were traveling across America, they had to take HIM. HE had many names, the most common being Boy, but we know him as Harry Potter. But little did they know, this trip would be really bori- uh I mean scary.
A convertable filled to bursting with a very large man, a very large child, a thin horse woman, and a thin malnourished child drives on a country road as annoying music plays in the backround. The large man is looking for where they'll be staying that night, a place called Valley Loogie. You see just the week before the large man, named Vernon had gotten a raise from his boss at work, and it was all because of a conversation he had with his father.
[Flashback]
"Young fellas today won't work the way we did eleven years ago!" Vernon said passionatly. "Maybe not son." his father Jiminy said wisely. "And then again maybe they're working harder than you think." Vernon's father said. "You probably thought you were a pretty good man when you first started in this business. And you probably were, but you owe a lot of your success to the way Harry Carpenter worked with you." Jiminy added. "He use to tell me about the mistakes you made, you may not have known it but you really served an apprenticeship." "Work, Booze, Work, Booze." Vernon thought idly. "Remember how closely he worked with you the first year, he used to tell me about it." Jiminy chuckled. "He ripped you a new one every day." Jiminy said. "Yeah I remember how he used to talk to me about my prospects. And how I use to handle some of them." Vernon said. "But you know I always thought that was because he knew you so well. Maybe he had more of a personal intrest in me." Venon said suddenly looking up. "Nonsence, he hated you." his father replied. Jiminy suddenbly started waving his hand around by his head, "AH flying elves are back!" his father yelled. "I'm begining to sober up and you're scaring me!" Vernon said.
[Flashback End]