BEFORE I START: The idea for this fix was NOT originally mine, I got it from VG Jekyll who wrote one for another fandom. Credit to her for the original idea.
None of this is to be taken seriously, it's just a crack fic...
DISCLAIMER: I don't own TVD.
Dear Elena
I love you.
Stefan
Dear Stefan
Why the hell are you writing letters? You're a vampire for god sake.
Damon
Dear Damon
You are now also writing letters Damon.
Stefan
Dear Stefan
Watch your back. Brother.
Damon
Dear Stefan
Awww, I love you too pumpkin...I can't come round tonight; Jenna's getting a bit worried about my constant disappearances but feel free to visit, my window'll be open. Can't wait to see you again.
Elena
Dear Stefan
I infiltrated your mail. You two are so sentimental it's vile.
The better brother
Dear Damon
Your opinion means nothing. Oh and 'the better brother'? I thought you'd come up with something more insulting then that.
Stefan
Dear Elena
Of course i'll be round my love.
Stefan
Dear bunny killer
You left that back of yours inwatched. That's what you get.
Damon
Dear Damon
The stake was easily removed. You're losing your creativity.
Stefan
Dear Jeremy
Fancy earning some pocket money? (Or whatever else you want?)
Damon
Dear Damon
Go on then, hit me - theoretically of course.
Jeremy
Dear Jeremy
This matter is too private for mere mail, meet me at the grill in 5.
Damon
Dear Elena
Damon's planning something...
Stefan
Dear Stefan
I'm sure it's nothing that bad honey, don't worry about it.
Elena
Dear Elena
You're right, it wasn't that bad. It was worse.
Stefan
Dear Stefan
What happened?
Elena
Dear jeremy
Good job kid. I'll be calling on you again in the future.
Damon
Dear Damon
Yeah sure whatever, just remember to tell Elena about Bonnie and I for me.
Jeremy
Dear Jeremy
I'm a man of my word aren't i?
Damon
Dear Elena
It's fuzzy, I was in the shower and then i woke up in Canada wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt, a Hannah Montana wig and covered in glitter. I don't even want to know what happened...
Stefan
Dear Stefan
I've discovered a suspicious coincidence...I found an emty bottle of glitter in Jeremy's room...Great, he teamed up with Damon...
Elena
Dear Elena
Well I gotta give him points for creativity.
Stefan
Dear Stefan
That was immensely enjoyable. I can't wait for an excuse to do something like that again.
Damon
Dear Damon
You haven't talked to her yet...It's been 3 days...
Jeremy
Dear Jeremy
Geez kid. Calm down. I'll do it right now, don't get your knickers in a twist.
Damon
Dear Elena
Jeremy wants to bang the midget witch and from what i hear the feeling's mutual.
Damon
Dear Damon
Great way to break the news jackass. Most Awkward. Conversation. Ever.
Jeremy
Dear Jeremy
Hey i told you i'd tell her. DIdn't say i'd do it nicely.
Damon
Dear Damon
I can practically see the smirk in your writing. Next time the details of the arrangement will be more specific.
Jeremy
Dear Stefan
You're a bit quiet. It's boring. When you gonna be finished licking those wounds of yours?
Damon
Dear Damon
Don't. You have no idea what it's like to be attacked by twi-hards, 'Belieber's', and those ridiculous Hannah fans. Most horrifying experience ever. EVER.
Stefan
Dear Stefan
You deserved it brother. Don't mess with fire unless you're prepared to get burnt.
Damon
Dear Damon
I just found out the full extent of your 'revenge'. GET. HERE. NOW!
Elena
Dear Stefan
You little snitch.
Damon.
Hope you all like it :D
This fic is currently set as Complete, but if people like it i'll deffinetly write more, i quite enjoyed it :3
Please review, much love xD