The Leo Valdez show!
Leo: Hello and welcome to the Leo Valdez show I'm with my amazing co-Hosts Fred and George Weasley! , Today we have a godly visitor to start of the show.
Leo: today's statement?
Fred Weasley: My brother stole my lightning bolt, I can prove it!
Leo: thanks Fred! Fan girls and Fan boys please welcome to the stage…Mr. Zeus!
(Zeus walks on)
Leo: hello Zeus so I here you've had an incident with your lightning bolt.
George Weasley: wait so the almighty Zeus lost his symbol of power? And I thought Fudge was bad!
Zeus: I don't know who you are kid but I'm going to crush you! It was stolen, BY POSIEDEN!
Fred: Wow watch-it sparky!
(Zeus growls)
Leo: well ok let's uh-just stop there huh? Any way so you say Poseidon stole it how, might I ask how do you know?
Zeus: well as you know he has tried to unseat me as the king of the gods before, and right after it was stolen he claimed JACKSON as his son!
Leo: and that proves what?
Zeus: did you literally just here what I said, he claimed a kid. Now were not aloud to steel it ourselves as gods but…our kids are!
Fred: wait whose Jackson?
Leo: tell you later. Now Zeus if I was to tell you that Poseidon was here on the show what would you say?
Zeus: ill give him a piece of my mind!
George: wizards and warlocks please welcome Mr. Poseidon!
Hephaestus: (whispers)
George: I mean Ladies and gentle men!
(Poseidon storms on)
Poseidon: IT WASN'T ME!
Leo: now folks we have taken a lie detector test so we'll find that out later
Zeus: POSEIDON IM GOING TO-TO-TO BLASTS YOU!
POSEIDON: NOT UNTIL I GIVE YOU A BATH!
(Security holds them back)
Leo: now boys take it easy
Poseidon: Percy didn't even know whom he was till after it was taken!
Zeus: and I'm supposed to believe that how?
Poseidon: BECAUSE IM YOUR BROTHER!
Zeus: that changes nothing!
Fred: wow uh should we just give them the results now or-?
George: no! This is funny.
Zeus: ILL GIVE YOU FUNNY RANDOM MORTAL!
George: The names George and I'm a great and powerful wizard!
Poseidon: A what?
Leo: ANYWAY! Ok so Zeus you say Poseidon took your bolt and Poseidon you; say it wasn't you, or Percy?
Poseidon: IT WASN'T!
Zeus: tell that to mother rhea, she liked me best any way!
Poseidon: NO SHE DIDN'T!
Leo: getting away from the point!
Fred: where the popcorn?
(Both gods growl at Fred and George)
Leo: so to stop any one getting drowned or blasted with lightning, ill just cut to the chase.
Both Weasleys: AWWWW!
Leo: so the lie detector test results please Fred?
Fred: so I'm getting paid double for being with these guys? Ok the results are…
(Hands envelope to Leo)
Leo: Zeus is…wrong it wasn't Poseidon or Percy Jackson!
Poseidon: HA!
Zeus: WHAT!
Leo: that's right folks daddy god is not always right!
Zeus: who was it then?
Leo: I don't know
(Percy Jackson bursts through the doors)
Percy: IT…WASN'T…ME!
Zeus: we know (says sadly)
Percy: IT…WAS…LUKE!
(Hermes crashes through other door)
Hermes: WHAT?
Percy: AND…ARES!
Zeus: WHAT?
Leo: well that's all for now see you next time
Zeus: I CANT BELIEVE THIS
George: yep! And subscribe to us on YouTube!
Poseidon: (dancing) I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
Fred: BYE!
Percy: wait who are they?
(Fred and George vanish in a bunch of blackness powder.)