Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER or its characters.

Warning:There is adult language and implied sexual content . Enjoy.

Got this idea from Twisted parody' secrets.

Italics for thoughts. There will be Dumbledore and Weasley bashing . I am not yet sure what to do with Hermione.

Deceptions

There was a young man on the couch with glowing green eyes and messy black hair . This man is Harry Potter . 'Fifth year has been the worst so far . First the Ministry defames me and Dumbledore then they released the plague Umbitch who started her reign of terror with her blood quills . Then the battle at the Department of Mysteries happened . The battle where I lost my godfather Sirius . The Ministry declared him innocent but it was too late . Then the old fool Dumbledore decides to tell me about the goddamn prophecy. Why didn't he tell me earlier? And the old Bastard refuses to train me that will be the last time I trust him . At least one good thing came after all this, I finally escaped Durzakaban . I decided to go to one of the Potter properties somewhere in the British Isles and only told one person my secret girlfriend'.

Harry suddenly heard a crash behind him and looked at the intruder only to come face to face to the blue eyed face of his girlfriend Daphne Greengrass . With her shining blue eyes,black midnight hair,great curves,big bust and looks to kill for, Daphne Greengrass was god's gift to men. 'Well I am guessing by the fact that you are here that your parents went ahead and did something stupid.' said Harry. 'Shut up and kiss me. It's been too long. ' Daphne said before passionately kissing Harry. Before long, clothes were been tossed about and they were making passionate love. Several hours later, Harry and Daphne were lying down on the couch naked where Harry conjured a blanket wandlessly and covered the both of them. ' I still can't believe how all this came about ' were Harry's last thoughts before he snuggled closer to her and fell asleep'.

Flashback

I was just lying in the hospital wing after fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher Stone when she came in with her black hair bouncing as she walked with elegant grace,her ice blue eyes staring into mine. I vaguely recognised as Daphne Greengrass a Slytherin in my year group.

'I want you' she said without betraying emotion.

'You do?' I said half amazed and half amused at her declaration.

'I heard you talking with Dumbledore and I am impressed' She did and she is. 'There is not many if any first years who could face Voldemort though a wraith and win even if you are the Boy-Who-Lived although there a lot of things you could have done differently and better that's where my proposition comes in.'

'Which is?' I asked half stumped at what her point is and part amazed/angry at her criticism.

'I need someone strong who I can trust to protect me and become mine and help stop the Potter and Greengrass name from dieing. In exchange, I will help you become better and achieve whatever goal you want to achieve. Do you agree?'

I looked into her eyes and saw truth,honesty and hope. Well I wouldn't oppose to living life with someone as hot as Greengrass and she offered to give me what i want the most :a family.

The words 'Yes' rolled off my tongue and the deal was sealed as she leaned over and kissed me and gold light surrounded us.

She taught me spells,etiquette,magical law,politics,dueling and deception. We would meet up 4 days a week under the cover of the dark, one for spells and duelling,one for law and politics,one for etiquette and one for catching up. I told her everything from my life with the dursleys to my current life. She told me how her parents tried to mold her to the perfect pureblood but she rebelled against them and developed her ice queen persona to ward off boys. For the next years she helped me con my friends. I was afraid I was had been caught when Fred and George gave me the map but they had been too busy using it for pranking to notice. After third year, I asked Sirius to train me and Daphne using hand mirrors he gave me for communication. We devised a plan to throw Hermione who was getting suspicious off. First by my obvious crush with Cho and asking her to the Yule ball knowing she was going with Cedric then going out with Parvati a gossip queen and being a horrible date so no one would date me.(except maybe Ginny Weasley due to her obsessive crush with me)She was the only one who comforted after watching Cedric killed,Voldemort reborn and Barty Crouch Jr. I decided to have the real Mad Eye Moody train me after being emancipated by the Triwizard Cup and claiming the Potter Lordship only becoming of age on his 15th birthday which led to a hellish summer. Fifth year Umbitch sent 2 dementors, after I had to go to trial for self defence(where I almost slipped and mentioned reasons why the trial wasn't legal) then Dumbledore started to ignore me and Umbitch and her blood quills. After all that I still made a mistake that will cost me my godfather, I charged in thinking Sirius was in trouble and brought my friends along only to rescued by Dumbledore and his Order of the Chicken sorry Phoenix and have Sirius killed before my eyes by his bitch of a cousin but once again Daphne helped me through it.

Daphne my love,my heart,my soul,my best friend and my lover.