Naruto Yorozuya

Disclamier: I do not own Naruto or Gintama

Chapter 1: Screw the Backstory

In the village of Konohagakure, the village hidden in the leaves called Konoha for short is ruled under the mighty leadership of the Yondaime Hokage, Minato Namikaze.

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Screw it, you already know what this is except for the fact of what it is, let me the author break the fourth wall this once to say this "Naruto is neglected for sister except he is not neglected which breaks the whole point of being neglected" now let's get back on track while you read this shitty… I mean great fanfiction while listening to some music…. I know you listen to music….

*Cough*

In the village a certain blonde hair boy was currently walking to the academy to graduate to become a 'ninja' along with his younger twin sister Mito. He currently has blonde spiky hair is slightly long like when Kakashi isn't wearing his ninja headband, blue eyes but more like his mother's and three whisker birthmarks on face on both cheeks. He is wearing a white yukata with a blue swirl pattern on the bottom and ends of the sleeves, worn so that his arm only goes through the left sleeve, and the right half droops down over his obi. Over this he wears a black belt buckled so that there is leftover dangling from the buckle, from which his Bokken hangs. Underneath, he wears a black, red-lined shirt with a popped collar and black pants. He also wears knee-high black boots, buckled at the top and above his foot, which appear to add about half an inch to his height. He also has a full closet of duplicates in case any get destroyed for you reading pleasure… if you still can't imagine it its Gintoki's outfit from the other series we are crossovering or referencing and when I mean we I mean me. His name is Naruto Namikaze.

"I can't wait to graduate" said an excited Mito Namikaze who was the current Jinchuuriki of the Nine-Tailed Fox, Nine Tails or Kyuubi. She currently has long red hair like her mother and her father's blue eyes. She was currently wearing black ANBU style pants white a white bandage like cloth wrapped around the right leg, a kunai and shuriken pouch on the back of her hips, a red shirt with sleeves that go just half-way up the arm towards the wrists and a black haori with white trimmings that reminds one of Jiraiya's haori.

"Mito, it isn't anything to exciting, we are just going to the academy, graduating, going to celebrate, sleep, wake up, eat, go back, get a team, celebrate again, sleep again, wake up again, to a D rank or two, rinse repeat to a C rank and then…" Naruto travelled off lazily with a bored look in his eyes.

"Ok Naruto-nii I understand… but once we do we are having ramen!" She said to stop him from telling the story then drooled over ramen.

"Ramen! Blasphemy!" Naruto shouted "As much as a ramen addict I am I simply find over things to be equal for all except one or maybe three; Dangos! Strawberry Milk! Parfaits especially the CHOCOLATE PARFAITS!" Naruto said somewhat dramatically.

"EH! Ramen is under all of those!" Mito responded in a shout, the people they walked passed shook their heads as they smiled, the two always got into this argument. Naruto continued walking to the Academy ignoring and shooting down Mito's 'Food of the Gods' candidate ramen.

The twins entered the academy where the future rookies would be, while Mito sat with Hinata, Naruto sat with the very same Hyuga's younger twin sister Hanabi a rising prodigy that always USED TO faint around him for some reason… eh who knows… at least she only fainted a few times rather than the shy Hinata. Naruto also sat with Kiba and Shino to his right.

"Hello Glasses, Kuma, Hanabi-chan" Naruto said lazily as he leaned on his chair with his hands behind his back.

"Morning Naruto-kun" Hanabi said with a small nearly undetectable blush.

"Why am I 'Glasses' I ask? Because you never gave an explained reason." Shino said with a nod as he pushed his glasses up.

"It's Kiba! Not Kuma!" Kiba shouted at our heroic blonde.

"It's because your DNA is (now) 95% glasses" Naruto replied to Shino as he blatantly ignored Kiba who face faulted at being ignored… again…

Naruto looked up at the ceiling and said to no one in particular as Iruka came in talking about the graudation test. "Ara can't we just simply skip this scene we now how it's going to end, anyone knows what is going to happen based of other fanfictions and neglected fics"

"Um… Naruto-san who are you talking to?" Shino asked the blonde enigma as he was impossible to figure out sometimes.

"I'm glad to asked Shino, I am talking to the author so he can skip this scene for the readers." Naruto said as it was the most obvious thing in the world.

SOMETIME LATER

"Ah so the author heard my plea… or wrote it…" Naruto said as he tied the Konoha headband around his neck much to his distaste. "It makes my outfit… weird…" Mito just gave a blank deadpan stare at her brother for that as his whole outfit is weird, it also screams laziness!

"Alright you two where should we go to celebrate?" came the motherly voice of Kushina Uzumaki or now known as Kushina Namikaze. How were Minato and her still alive?

"Plot holes a reader and writer's worst enemy in a story" the whiskered blonde said quietly with only Mito hearing him causing her to sweat-drop before speaking up.

"Ramen!"

"Blasphemy! The delicious Parfaits and Strawberry Milk is the way to go or even the drooling dangos" Naruto responded to her sister. Minato and Kushina smiled at the children's bickering over food.

"Hey why not me and you go get dango while your mother and sister get ramen?" Minato suggested which the two nodded in response. Naruto and his father had a nice plate of dango before Naruto spoke up.

"Tou-san you should really go get Kaa-san and Mito before they bleed you dry…" Minato instantly stood up and after paying for both him and his son ran out towards Ichiraku Ramen. "Baka forgot to use the Hiraishin" Naruto said casually as if the man wasn't his father… Naruto was confusing at times.

Naruto walked out of the dango shop/store/stand whatever it is and started to go home to progress the story. "Ara ara someone is about to block me from progressing the story" Naruto said as Hiruzen walked around the corner.

"Ah Naruto! How are you today?" The old monkey said as he walked alongside the boy.

"Could be better gramps, I was on my way to progress the story. Anyways how is retirement?"

Hiruzen smiled at the young ninja "Perfect I get to spend more time with my family" Hiruzen replied as he was used to Naruto breaking the fourth wall like it was nothing. "Still breaking that fourth wall huh?"

"Yep" was the simple yet ONLY reply… lazy bastard.

"I wonder if there are going to be characters re-aged and placed into this fanfiction to make it a full crossover?" Naruto said to himself as he continued walking into the sunset ending the chapter.

"W-why can't I stop walking! Hey Author-san! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! DON'T END IT HERE! AT LEAST END IT WITH ME ENJOYING MY PARFIAT! "