Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"Yes! It's finally done!" Yami cackled madly as he held up an electronic chip. "After decades of hard work, it's finally done!" Oh the fun he could have with this... Working on this secretly without Kami or Shinigami knowing had been very difficult, but after decades of hard work, he had finally done it.
"What's done?" asked a smooth feminine voice.
Yami yelped and turned to see Kami approaching him. He started sweating and began to back up.
"Ah... nothing! Nothing's done!" he stuttered nervously.
"What's that in your hand?" Kami asked suspiciously with narrowed eyes.
"Um..." Yami knew that he was screwed now. As luck would have it, in his nervousness, he tripped and fell backwards.
Yami watched horrified as the electronic chip fell from his hands and continued falling through the clouds. He raised his hand weakly hoping that the chip would come back.
It didn't.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Naruto was sleeping. After his mission in wave, he had finally come back home. Haku was back too, with her being held in the Hokage's monument. He was currently snoring contently taking a well deserved sleep when something like a chip fell inside his mouth.
Naruto immediately woke up and clutched his throat. He started gagging, trying to spit out whatever was in his throat. When he was sure that he would suffocate, he had no choice but to swallow.
"Yuck! I hope it wasn't a bug..." he spat out a couple of times and laid back down. His stomach was already feeling woozy.
He woke up the next morning with a bad headache and an upset stomach.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"Are you okay Naruto?" asked a concerned Sakura. Naruto was clutching his stomach and groaning.
He grinned weakly and gave her a thumbs up, "I'm fine Sakura-chan."
Sakura gave him an unsure look turned away. She was rocking back and forth trying to pass the time while waiting for their sensei. Naruto sat at her side clutching his aching head and stomach.
From his position on the ground, he could see her movements perfectly. When she rocked forward, her chest would push up a bit tightening her shirt growing bust. When she rocked backward, the same would happen and give him a view of her petite ass. Contrary to popular belief, he was not oblivious to the wonders of women. It was to to expected of a growing boy.
Naruto shook his head as watching her movements made him feel even more fuzzy. He nearly threw up as Kakashi appeared in front of him via shunshin. He groaned weakly and fell backwards.
"Are you all right Naruto?" enquired a concerned a Kakashi.
"I think I'm sick," Naruto mumbled weakly. Kakashi shook his head.
"That's what you get for drinking expired milk. Take the day off."
Naruto gladly thanked the man and got up. Shooting one last glance at Sakura, he began walking home.
He hit the bed immediately once he reached his apartment. He pressed his face against the pillow and tried falling asleep. As his face was covered, he couldn't see the words floating in front of him.
Analysis complete! Welcome to the game: The Lemon Life!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Naruto skipped happily to the training ground the next morning.
"Feeling better?" asked Sakura.
Naruto show his crush a wide grin, "Of course!"
The day was boring, at least by Naruto's standards. They had to do D ranked missions the whole day and it even involved catching the damned cat Tora. The only thing Naruto felt good about the day was the gardening mission. He was behind Sakura and enjoyed watched Sakura bent over while pulling out the weeds. She wiggled her ass cutely whenever she complained.
"Say Sakura-chan?" he called nervously. The day had ended and they were returning home.
Sakura turned to him. "Hmm?" Naruto swallowed thickly and stared at he soft lips.
"Would you like to go out? Please don't hit me!" he begged while holding up his hands in front of his face.
After a few seconds, when the pink haired girl didn't hit him, he slowly lowered his hands and looked at her to see her contemplating the idea.
"Sure, let's go." With that, Sakura turned and began walking into the village. Naruto stood there dumbfounded. She had accepted? That was new.
Naruto took her to the place the only place he could- Ichiraku's.
"So Naruto, I heard that you went on a mission," Ayame asked as she leaned over the counter to stare at Naruto.
Naruto gulped. As Ayame was very close to his face, he could directly see down her clothes at her impressive cleavage.
"Uhh... Yeah, I'll tell you about it later." Naruto sighed in relief as Ayame backed away with a smile and began eating his ramen. Sakura was really talkative today, which was unusual. She still behaved like usual towards him, just a lot more nicer. He watched out of the corned of his eye as Sakura cutely slurped down her ramen. If he could just kiss those beautiful lips...
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"That was a wonderful date Naruto. Thank you." Sakura was smiling at him. They were standing in front of her house.
Naruto blushed and looked down, "It's all right Sakura-chan."
Naruto felt Sakura place her hand below his chin and lift his head up. His heart beat furiously as her face came closer to his. His eyes widened as she pressed her soft lips against his. He was too shocked to respond and Sakura pulled away after a while.
"Bye."
Naruto watched transfixed as her long hair flowed in the wind as he went inside her house. With a cute wink at him, she shut the door. He touched his lips and they formed into a smile. Sakura had just kissed him. He was too happy to care why though.
He could taste that strawberry flavor oh his lips.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
A/N: Yeah, this is a lemon fic. Lemons start in the next chapter. Naruto is stuck in a game and what's important in it? Lemons! This is vastly different from 'The Lemon Games' so you don't have to worry about reading the same thing. This may also contain incest later on.
Review!