I had this random thought of Deadpool meeting Naruto. But, it has a different twist to it. Something a little different. So I figure I'd test it out and see what everyone thinks of this little jewel of insanity.
DEADPOOL: Crazy Lady doesn't own my sexy ass nor does she own Naruto. So let see what she can do.
KYŪBI NO POOL
Chapter 1: Fallen down the rabbit hole
Present day Japan. It was the week of Thanksgiving and Deadpool had no one to hang out with.
He had annoyed the Avenger to the point that even Loki wanted to seal him away in another dimension.
Spidey was busy with that Gwen chick he has been chasing after for so long and told Deadpool he couldn't hangout this time.
So his search for someone to bug lead him to Japan. He was called in by the Yakuza to handle a problem for them.
To his surprise he was hired by The Yashida Clan to handle a suitor that the head of the Clan disapproves of his daughter dating.
Outside of the Yashida Clan home, Deadpool looks around and narrows his eyes. He saw several armed men walking around the garden and two were on their way towards him.
"So bone head. Why do you think the Yakuza called for your crazy ass? His brain had asked him."
I have no clue. What these taught guys are not able to handle.
Deadpool just smirks to himself and watches the two armed guards come his way.
Deadpool-san. Said guard number 1.
This way. Said guard number 2.
Why thank you Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. Said Deadpool.
Both men just raised an eyebrow to what he said.
Deadpool just smiled and fallowed both men though the garden and to the house and past two sliding doors.
Wait here Deadpool-san. Said guard number 2.
Sure thing Shirley. Said Deadpool.
The man walked away shaking his head.
Several minutes later the man returned and looked at the other guard and nodded his head.
The Oyabun will see you now. Said guard number 1.
He fallowed the two men down a very long hallway.
You know if you put a escalator ramp in this hallway it would make people move faster. Said Deadpool.
The men just ignored him.
They came to the end of the hallway and open the sliding door and a very pale skin woman with black hair stood before the men. She was wearing a black kimono with beautiful white Lotus blossoms sown on to the silk fabric with small red and pink butterflies floating above the flowers.
She looked at the mask man before her oddly and softly smiled.
Welcome to The Yashida Clan Home. She said as she bowed to Deadpool.
Why thank you pretty porcelain doll lady. Said Deadpool.
She looked up at him with an raised eyebrow. He was an odd person indeed.
So where is the boss man. I have some business with him. Said Deadpool.
My father is right over here. Said the woman.
Oooh…my lucky day I get to meet a Yakuza Princess. Said Deadpool as he grinned from ear to ear.
She stepped aside and allowed him to enter the room.
"What does my father what with this odd man? She thought to herself"
Ah…Oyabun it's been ages since I've last saw you. Said Deadpool as he walked over to the large oak wood desk with a grey hair man sat.
Deadpool-san, it has been awhile since I've last was in need of your services.
Well, your message sparked my curiosity and had to find out what your men could not handle. Said Deadpool.
Oyabun sighed and pulled out a yellow envelop and slide it across the oak desk.
Ooh…pictures oh joy. Said Deadpool.
He quickly opened the large yellow envelope and pulled out a black and white photo. His eyebrow rose and he looked at the old man across from him.
So, how much are you paying his head? Said Deadpool.
One million dollars American. I'm sure you would take the job for no one wanted to go up against this beast. Said Oyabun.
Well, normally I would agree. But… Deadpool trailed off.
BUT, WHAT? Asked Oyabun.
The room was silent for a couple of seconds before anyone spoke again.
But, you see Wolvee…he's a buddy of mine and I told him I wouldn't try to kill him for awhile. Said Deadpool.
WHY THE HELL NOT! Yelled the Oyabun.
Well he did me a huge favor and finding where my good buddy Frances's boss was hiding at. Said Deadpool.
I really do like the picture you took of him. Makes him look sexy from this angle. His left side is his best side. Giggled Deadpool.
Oyabun held up his hand and snapped his fingers and 10 armed guards appeared out of nowhere. They had mini machine guns pointed at the masked man.
Really now? Come on now Oyabun old buddy. We can work this out like two grown adults. Said Deadpool.
The old man just glared at Deadpool.
I'm afraid now Deadpool-san. I'm unable to allow you to leave here alive. In fear of you blabbing to Logan about the hit on his head. Said Oyabun.
Well then old man you have one…no wait you have two problems now. Said Deadpool.
What are those? Asked Oyabun.
Well you're first mistake was thinking you could kill me with those toy guns there. You're second mistake was pissing me off. Said Deadpool as he stood up and pulling out his two guns and firing at the 10 men killing them at once.
Oyabun fall back out of his chair. He knew Deadpool was one that was hard to deal with but he didn't think the crazy man would attack his employer. But, boy was he wrong.
The next time you want a job done call some other asshat to do it. I'm not working for a two bit jerk like you. Said Deadpool.
He turned around and walked to the door to be greeted by several more guards.
Your like cockroaches coming out of the wood work. Said Deadpool.
Yells came from behind Deadpool. KILL HIM! Yelled Oyabun.
HAI! The men answered back as they pointed their guns at Deadpool.
You know this could happen in two ways. 1. You let me go peacefully and you never hear from me again. 2. I kill everyone in this place. Said Deadpool. Without anyone noticing he drew his swords and began slicing and dicing the men before him. All was hear were screams and guns going off and shooting up the walls.
It took about 20 minutes for Deadpool to get out of the place and run into a near by forest.
Dammit, that hurt. Said Deadpool as he looked at the hole in his right arm and left leg.
You know you could have went more into detail into my fight scene. Said Deadpool breaking the 4th wall.
He began to wonder though the forest as his body began to heal itself. He came across a very old stone path. He looked around and looked up to be looking at someone.
Oooh…off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ. Deadpool sang as he skipped down the old path. He came up to an old shrine. It had golden foxes sitting on each side of the staircase. He rose an eyebrow to this and slowly walked up the stairs. In front of him where two sliding doors. He slowly open the doors. He looked in.
Hello Wizard of Oz are you here? Asked Deadpool.
No, there isn't a wizard here sir. Came a young woman's voice.
The young woman walked into the light from the shadows. I am the Priestess of this shrine of The Kyūbi no Kitsune.
The what now? Asked Deadpool with an puzzled expression on his masked face.
The Great Fox God. Many call him a Demon. But, he is a great fox spirit. Said the Priestess.
Come and I'll show his scroll and some of his story.
Deadpool fallowed behind the young woman and looking around as candles came to life on each side of the wall in the long hallway. They came to the end of the hallway to another room with a large window facing the green lush forest. The Priestess stopped before a large table that had a golden racks on each side to rest the open scroll in. She picked up the large scroll on the table and began unrolling it and placing both ends on each rack.
Come and see. The Kyūbi no Kitsune has been also known as Kyūbi no Yoko as well. He is a large Fox God that has the power in just one of his nine tails to distort a mountain and start typhoon and wipe out whole villages. He is pure raw energy. His fur is blood red with blood red eyes and black tips on his ears, tails, and paws. He mostly lives a very peacefully in the forest protecting the creatures that live within it. But legend goes one night over 1000 years ago He vanished. Many believe someone had summoned him and enslaved or trapped him. For no one has seen him running in this forest the 1000 years that has passed. Yes, we have seen other Foxes with 2 or 4 tails but non as powerful as the Kyūbi. Said the Priestess.
Wow that is a fun and sad story. But, what is those funny looking symbols around that circle? Asked Deadpool.
Some say a chosen one would come one day and with his blood he would be able to call back the Kyūbi. Said the Priestess.
So does it take a lot of blood just a little bit? Asked Deadpool.
Just a little. I was told one just bit their thumb on their dominant hand and drop the blood into the circle. She told him.
"So you are going to really give it a try bonehead?" Asked his brain.
Shut up, I figure why the hell not. We have nothing to lose and if I'm able to call back this fox it would make a bad ass Christmas card for this year for everyone. Just picture it me riding on top of a giant fox. Said Deadpool in his head to his brain.
"Yeah bonehead you have a go point and it would be Epic." Said his brain.
Deadpool , being Deadpool pulled off his glove on his right hand and bit his thumb and squeezed blood out of it. Several drops fell onto the scroll as it began to glow.
Elsewhere in a whole nother world.
Young girl with bright sunshine blonde hair in twin pigtails and electronic blue eyes and a orange ripped t-shirt and old ripped blue shorts with sneakers on ran from an angry mob.
Get back here you demon brat. Yelled a woman from the mob. They threw rocks and other things as the girl.
Tears streams down her checks. Why are you doing this to me? I have never done anything to you. Cried the child.
It's your fault our loved ones died 5 years ago. Yelled a man this time.
I've never hurt anyone the child cried out. She ran around the corner losing the mob for just a few seconds and saw an alleyway and hid behind a couple of trash cans. She closed her eyes and prayed to Kami that they would run passed her or that maybe someone would come and save her. Sadly her prays went unanswered for one of the men from the mob walked into the alleyway and began knocking over the trash cans.
I found the demon beast yelled the man. The mob quickly came running into the alleyway. They began throwing things at the small girl and yelling and screaming at her.
Just then two women with a pig was walking down a street near by.
Thank you My Lady. I really did miss my mom and it was good to see my family again after all this time. Said the women with black hair that was cut in a Bob style.
Don't worry about it Shizune. It was good seeing them all as well I was able to pick up a few things from my family home and a contract scroll that my uncle had. Maybe I can sell it or find someone worthy of it. Said the Blonde hair woman.
Just as they rounded the corner they heard the screams from form a child in distress. As well as hearing adults yelling horrible things. They stopped and looked around the corner to the alleyway and saw about 10 adults beating on a small blonde hair girl.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF KAMI IS GOING ON HERE? Asked the blonde hair woman.
A man turn and faced her. He looked into her deep chocolate brown eyes and saw her long blonde hair in two low pigtails and a purple diamond upon her forehead. His jaw hung open. Lady Tsunade…..we are just beating the demon brat.
WHAT THE HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO DECIDE IF A CHILD IS A DEMON OR NOT? Yelled Tsunade.
A woman spoke up now. She is the reason our family and friends died 5 years ago during the Kyūbi attack. Said the stupid woman.
By now Tsunade had enough of this bullshit and pulled up the sleeve of her green kimono top and slammed her fist into the ground. The sheer force of the punch made the ground shake and break apart knocking all the people in the mob to the ground. Shizune putting down her pet pig ran over to the girl. Bending down she took her in her arms as Tsunade walked over to them.
The small girl open her eyes looking at her savior's They saw her electric blue eyes. Thank you for saving me kind ladies. She softly said as she passed out once more from the pain afflicted on her.
Tsunade looked down on the small girls face. She had three whisker birthmarks on each cheek on her face, along with those eyes and golden hair. She tighten her fist as she turned around and looked at the mob once more.
This child is innocent and you bastards blame her for crimes she never committed. For 5 years ago that child was just born. You tell me. How can an infant kill so many people you claimed she did? Last I knew 5 years ago the Kyūbi no Yoko attacked this village and killed 100s of people. It was not a child that did it. Said Tsunade.
That child is the Kyūbi. The Civilian council told us that the beast took over the child's body and is portending to be human. Said the same foolish woman.
Just then the 3rd Hokage and his ANBU appeared.
Well thank you for the confession on the corporates that gave level S classified information out so freely. Said the 3rd Hokage.
The mob turned around and paled. They knew after this stupid woman open her big mouth their fate was sealed.
Just as the 3rd was walking up to Tsunade and Shizune a bright red light engulf them and they disappeared in a large poof of smoke leaving no trace of them.
The same stupid woman yelled. See I told you the demon child spirited them away to the demon world.
Before she could say anything else Inu of the Anbu punched the women in the mouth.
Lord 3rd it appears someone had summon them away. Said Inu.
Yes, Inu. I want my best seal experts to find away to summon them back or who had done the summoning. Said the 3rd Hokage.
What of those fools there? Asked Inu.
Take them to Ibki and Anko for interrogation and then have him executed afterwards. Said the 3rd Hokage. He looked at the spot that the 3 where once at along with their pig. He sighed and looked up into the sky.
Where ever you might have been summon to Naruto please be safe. Please Tsunade in the name of Kami protect that child. Protect her and care for her. For I had failed her here. Thought the 3rd Hokage.
Back in present day Japan
Tsunade and Shizune hit the hard wood floor hard. Knocking the wind out of them. But, Shizune made sure not to let go of the small girl. When Tsunade went to sit up their pet pig fell onto her lap.
Rubbing her back side, she looked around the candle lite room and saw two people standing next to a table. One was a young woman dressed as a Priestess. Another dressed in a black and red body suit with matching mask.
Where in the world are we? Asked Tsunade.
Shizune had layer the small girl on the ground and went to work healing her. She gasped as she lift her shirt and saw how malnourished the girl was.
My Lady we have to get some fluids into her soon. Said Shizune.
Tsunade forgot about the other for that moment and pulled out a scroll and unrolled it and pushed a little chakra into it. Several medical bags popped out and Shizune went to work pulling out what she needed.
To answer you're question Miss. You are at the shine of the Kyūbi no Kitsune in Kyoto Japan. Said the Priestess.
Turning around Tsunade looked at the young woman and just blinked her eyes.
You said we are in Kyoto Japan? How is this? We were just in the Hidden Leaf Village. Said Tsunade.
Well lady your not in Kansas anymore. Said Deadpool.
The Priestess calmly cleared her throat. This Person next to me put his blood into the summoning circle on that scroll on the table.
Yeah, I wanted to see if I could call this so called Fox God back to this world. Said Deadpool with his arms crossed behind his head.
Tsunade just looked between the two people.
Well it appears you have called back the Kyūbi no Kitsune to his home. Said the Priestess as she walked over to the young woman in the black kimono and black bobbed hair.
The small girl there has the Kyūbi sealed with in her. But it appears the kyūbi sleeps at this time. Said the Priestess as she kneels down next to Shizune to check on the state the little girl is in.
Your telling me that buffoon in the red and black bodysuit summoned us? Asked Tsunade.
Who are you calling buffoon big boobs? Asked Deadpool.
"It appears she is calling you that moron." Said his brain.
You shut up I don't have anytime for you lip. Said Deadpool.
All the women look over at him.
What? Doesn't everyone fight with their brains? Asked Deadpool.
Dear Kami we are screwed. Said Tsunade.
Just then several of Oyabun men come flying though the window. Three dressed as ninjas, wearing all black with their face covered. Deadpool swings around and pulls out his swords.
Is it my birthday or something. Oyabun gifted me a couple of ninjas and his little hitmen. Said Deadpool.
Tsunade stood up as a kunai fell from her sleeve. She scuffed at the three so called ninjas.
Those are ninjas? They appear to be running around in the pajamas. Said Tsunade as she got ready to fight.
You know boobies I think we're going to have a beautiful friendship after this. Said Deadpool.
One of the ninjas went at Tsunade with a short blade sword. She blocked his attack with her kunai.
Lady just give up. We are after that fool there. Said the Ninja.
If your after him why attack me? Asked Tsunade.
Because you drew a weapon. Said the Ninja.
Just then another kunai deeps into her other hand. That is a stupid reason to attack others. Said Tsunade.
She swung her other arm at the Ninja and stabbed him in the neck. She quickly raised her left leg up and kicked him in the stomach. He flow back out the window.
Deadpool was hold off the hitmen as the Priestess was fighting the other two Ninjas trying to keep them away from the girl and Shizune.
Tsunade throw the two kunai in her hands at the two ninjas hitting one in the back of the skull and the other in the right shoulder. Just as the Priestess did around house kick to the injured ninja. The man flow out the window and hit the large tree in front of it being knocked out.
Deadpool swung his swords at the man to his left and cut off his hands. The man began screaming bloody murder. Annoyed with his cried Deadpool quickly swing his sword slicing off the man's head. The other hitmen paled and turn to run away when Tsunade though another kunai at the base of the man's skull killing him.
What in the hell was that? Asked Tsunade.
Just some men that work for Oyabun the head of one of the Yakuza here in Japan. Said Deadpool.
Why is the Yakuza after you? Asked Tsunade.
Deadpool smiled and pulled out the yellow envelope and took out a photo and showed it to the women before him.
Well you see. They want me to kill this man. I can't kill Logan for I promise I wouldn't as well he gave me the best gift a couple of months ago. But, be sides the fact. Oyabun's daughter has been seen going on dates with him. The old man is pissed about it. For she is to marry into another Yakuza family to bring in more power to the old man. With her dating my old buddy here is messing up his plans. Said Deadpool.
So why hire you? He looks to have trained and skilled men…. Said Tsunade as she trailed off.
Well you see boobies, when you want a job done and your men are to chicken to do it you call me. I'm the Merc with the mouth. I'm Deadpool. Also the only crazy bastards out there to take any job and go after anyone. I have 100% kill rate. Well okay maybe 90%. For everyone is trying to get me to kill my friends. Said Deadpool.
Stop calling me Boobies. My name is Tsunade and I am one of the 3 Legendary Sannin. The young woman that is treating the girl is Shizune.
Well it is nice to meet you boo….I mean Tsunade and you too Shizune. But whose the kid? Said Deadpool.
I don't know. We came across her being beaten by a group of adults. Said Tsunade as she looked back to the girl.
WHAT THE HELL!? Yelled Deadpool. Let me at those bastards. They wouldn't be breathing after I'm done with them.
Well you summoned her. We got caught in the summoning. The last thing I heard the 3rd Hokage say was he was going to have them executed. Said Tsunade.
Deadpool walked over to the kid and saw she was healing quickly like himself. Her minor cuts closed on their own. As Shizune was working on the larger cut on her side.
Well this kid has some quick working healing powers. Maybe I should drop this kid of with old baldy Professor X. Said Deadpool.
Just then the girl open her eyes. She slowly went to sit up. Hey Mister do you have anything to eat? Asked the little girl.
Sure kid. Taking off his Hello Kitty backpack Deadpool unzipped it and pulled out a bag of cheese puffs and a bottle of water.
Here kid have some cheese puffs. But, maybe first drink some water. Said Deadpool as he open the bottle for the kid.
The little girl nodded her head and took the bottle in both hands began drinking it down quickly. She finished the bottle within seconds.
Thank you mister I didn't know how thirst I was. The girl gave him a big foxy grin.
Well kid eat some of these puffs and after their done patching you up we'll get you some new cloths and something better to eat. Said Deadpool. Hey kid what's your name?
It's Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. She said before shoving and a handful of cheese puffs in her mouth.
Both Tsunade and Shizune gasped.
Naruto just looked at them like they we're weird.
Tell me Naruto do you know anything about your parents? Asked Tsunade.
The girl shook her head as she ate.
Well maybe when your older I will help you figure out who they are. Said Tsunade.
Okay. Thank you lady. Said Naruto. She just smiled as she returned to her snack.
Just then the Priestess spoke up. Would you three please protect the young Master there. She is very special to be holding Kyūbi inside of her. As she spoke she began to turn into a silver fox with 3 tails swaying behind her.
I know it's a lot to ask of you three. Please do not fear me. I will help with money to raise the child. Said the Priestess Fox.
Sure. But, first could I get a picture with you. It would make one hell of a Christmas card. Said Deadpool.
The young Priestess Fox blushed and smile. I guess it would be fine. Anyways everyone would believe I was photo shopped anyways.
Like the true big kid he was Deadpool pulled out his cell phone and wrapped arm around the young Fox and took several pictures.
Thank you so much. Said Deadpool.
I will be coming by once a month to make sure she is alright and has all she needs. As well to drop off more money. Think of it as child support for raising her. Said the Priestess Fox.
I don't mind I like kids. Also it would give me a couple new roommates. My last one I had to ship her off to the old people's home. Said Deadpool.
If we're going to live with you buster. There will be some ground rules and you will obey them or I'll make you wish you were never born. Said Tsunade.
Haha…nice try. I have some villain try that once a week along with the hero's after I annoy them or break Cap. Said Deadpool.
But, we better get going before Oyabun sends more of his little friends after me. Said Deadpool.
Before you go here take this. A silver briefcase appeared before the young Fox. I used some fox magic and made you three passports, birth certificate, driver licenses. So no one will question you. For I know our masked friend here is an American. So everything will say New York on it. Said the Fox Priestess.
Wow lucky guess how did you know I was crashing in New York right now? Asked Deadpool.
Because of your New York City Bus pass. Said the Fox Priestess. As she pointed with her paw to the buss pass that was laying on the ground.
Deadpool quickly picked it up and walked over to Naruto. How about a pig back ride kiddo.
Sure Deadpool-san. Said Naruto as she stood up and climbed onto Deadpool back. The small girl giggled as she wrapped her arms around his neck still holding onto the bag of cheese puffs.
The young Fox Priestess bowed her head. Thank you. May Kami guide you safely.
Before anyone could say anything the Fox Priestess vanished in silver flames.
Naruto looked at everyone and smiled. So are you my family now?
Tsunade and Shizune both held a soft smile. I guess so kid. Kami has sent us to you to watch over you til we are able to return back home. Said Tsunade.
Well kiddo let's get going. I can feel your tummy rumbling and oddly enough I'm a little hungry myself. Said Deadpool.
Could we get some Ramen? Asked Naruto.
Don't think so gaki. You need something that is better for you and Ramen isn't that healthy. Said Tsunade.
Ahh…come on Boo…Tsunade let the kid have something good and after we return back to New York you can force all the healthy food do her throat. Said Deadpool.
Tsunade glade at him.
They made their way back to town and found a few shops where they bought Naruto some new cloths and get some different outfits as well. Then went and found a small little Ramen stand. After eating Deadpool found his good old buddy.
LOGAN! Yelled Deadpool.
The feral looking man, turn to see the small group heading his way. He had an annoyed look on his face.
What do you want Bub? Asked Logan.
Oh nothing. I figure I let you know Oyabun tried to hire me to take you out. I guess he isn't too happy with you right now. Said Deadpool.
Logan raised his eyebrow and looked at the red and black clad man. So, he really wants me dead? Asked Logan.
Yuppers, I guess you should have known better then date a Yakuza Princess. But, he'll she is hot though. Laughed Deadpool.
Naruto was standing next to Deadpool. She had on a orange kimono with a yellow obi. Her hair in two high pigtails. She held on to his leg for dear life. She looked up at the feral man.
Logan looked down and saw the child. When in the hell did you have a kid? Asked Logan.
With a cocktail smile and raising his eyebrows a little Deadpool spoke. Today.
Who the hell gave you a kid? Asked Logan still very confused.
A 3 tailed Fox Priestess. Said Deadpool as he pulled out his cell phone and showed Logan the photos.
We don't have time for this you moron. We need to leave this place quick before your friends show up and hurt the gaki. Said Tsunade as she crossed her arms under his breast and looked pissed off at the two men.
Logan looks at the blonde hair woman and the black hair woman standing behind Deadpool.
Clearing his throat Logan spoke. Well bub I'm heading back to the states anyways.
Well that's great. I have a plane parked on a private airstrip outside of town. Said Deadpool.
When did you get a plane? Asked Logan.
Oh it was a gift from Fury. Said Deadpool.
A plane? Asked Naruto. What is that?
The two men looked at the little girl.
It's helps you fly in the air over the ocean. Said Deadpool.
Both Tsunade and Shizune exchange looks. This caught Logan's attention.
I have never flow before. Said Naruto.
Well kid today is your lucky day. Said Deadpool. So Wolvee you going need ride back to New York?
Yeah, I don't feel like hanging around the airport. Said Logan.
The group walked though town and made it to the airfield and there sat a black bird stealth fighter jet.
Yes, I made sure to fuel it before I left. For I had a feeling I would need to get out of here pretty quick. Said Deadpool.
Everyone boarded the plane. Well people strap yourselves in and kiss your butts good bye. For you are now flying Air Deadpool. Said Deadpool as he turned the on the plane and took off down the runway. Both women closed their eyes and screamed as Naruto just giggled. Logan just looked at them and got up and went and joined the nutcase in the cockpit.
Almost a day later they land in New York on one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'S landing strips.
I don't want to do that again. Said Tsunade.
They walked out of the plane to find a 6ft 3 black man with a patch over his right eye. He was dressed in a black leather duster with a black shirt and pants and black boots.
What the hell do you think you are doing with one of my planes Deadpool? Asked Fury.
Well I needed a ride to Japan and the airport wouldn't let me take my toys with me. I remember you told me if I need anything you would let me use it. So I barrowed a plane. I brought it back in one piece. Said Deadpool.
The man just shook his head. Who do you have here with you? Asked Fury.
Well…
I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I'm going to be the next Hokage. The blonde hair lady there is Tsunade baa-chan and the lady next to her is Shizune-chan. Said Naruto.
Gaki I told you not to call me that. Said Tsunade as a tck formed on the left side of her head.
Shizune covered her mouth with her hand trying to hide the grin on her face.
Uncle Wade said someone by the name of Thor could help us return home. Said Naruto.
Fury raised his single eyebrow up and looked at Deadpool. Before returning g his gaze to the little girl that was speaking with him.
Where are you from? Asked Fury.
Tsunade stepped forward. "We are from the Hidden Leaf. One of the Hidden Villages in the elemental nations. Mr. Wilson there some how managed to summon us here with a summoning scroll a 3 tailed Fox demon showed him." Said Tsunade.
He did what now? Asked a very annoyed Fury.
Sighing Tsunade bit her thumb and summon Katsuyu. A giant slug appeared before them. This is Katsuyu. She is my summoning animal. Said Tsunade.
Is there something you need My Lady? Asked Katsuyu.
Yes, I need you to give the 3rd Hokage a message for me. Letting him know we are alright. As tell him we had been summoned though the Kyūbi no Yoko summoning scroll. But, we don't have it anymore. The Foxes have it. Maybe Jiraiya could figure something out to get us back. Said Tsunade.
Everyone just looked up at the giant slug.
Yes, My Lady. Said Katsuyu. With that she vanished in a giant poof of smoke.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU BERING ME WILDSON?! Yelled Fury.
A giant slug and two ladies and a little girl. I would say Logan but Wolvee has already left. Said Deadpool.
Mister Fury. I'm hungry could we get something to eat? I already finished all of Uncle Wade's cheese puffs. Said Naruto.
In a very rare moment Fury had a soft look on his face and a very kind smile. He bent down and picked up the little girl Setting her on his shoulder. Sure kid let's get you something to eat.
With that the group walked from the airstrip and went to a large building. The door slide open and they walked in. People walked around with folders in their hands or duff bags or weapons as they went by. The group made their way to an elevator and stepped in when the doors slide open. Fury pressed a button that had an A next to it. Naruto just looked around the small shiny box they were in. Music played in the background and Naruto couldn't help but hum along with it. They came to a stop and the doors slide open again. The group walked out and walked down a long hallway.
I'm telling you Rogers we need to go out and do something this weekend. Pepper is out of town and I get bored at home. Said Tony.
I have told you already Stark. I will not go out with you this weekend. The last time I went out with you. We ended up at a strip club and that was something I don't want to do again. Said Steve.
What is this strip club you speak of? Asked Thor.
It is a place you shouldn't be talking about in front of a little girl. Said Fury.
The three men quickly turned around and saw Fury carrying a little girl on his shoulder. She looked to be maybe 4-5 years old.
Are we doing another make-wish come true again Fury? Asked Tony. As he looked up at the little girl in the orange kimono with the yellow obi. Her eyes the brightest blue he had ever seen. He pigtail blonde hair just made her look even cute.
No, not this time. This time Wade has made a new mess and we are now having to clean it up after him. Said Fury.
Before anyone else could say anything they heard a very loud growl. Naruto blushed as her tummy growled even louder.
Sorry. Said Naruto.
Thor looked at the little girl with a big smile. "Come little one and let us dine on what I have made for lunch."
Fury put Naruto down and she ran over to the very tall man with dirty blonde hair.
Thor picked her up and placed in the chair next to him. He had two streak and cheese subs he had made and nacho cheese Doritos bag open next to him. He cut one of the subs into smaller pieces so Naruto could hold them. Steve had gone and got a glass of milk for Naruto.
Smiling Naruto took a big bite of her sandwich. Her eyes got huge and lite up. "This is really good."
Deadpool walked over to Naruto. "The big guy next you is Thor."
"Really?" she looked at the man next to her.
Yes, I am The Mighty Thor.
Mister Thor. Uncle Wade said you might be able to get us home. Said Naruto.
Tsunade stepped forward. "Yes, Wade said that you are able to travel between world's and might be able to open a gateway back to our own home."
Thor looked up at the blonde haired woman. "That is the job of our gatekeeper Heimdall. He is the one that opens the gates and allows those to travel between worlds. But, he and my father had spoken of a child of light come to earth and seek guidance from great warriors."
Is there anyway Heimdall would send us back? Asked Tsunade.
I am not sure. I would have to speak to my father about this as well. Said Thor.
Just then a tall man about 7ft wearing gold armor with a blade that was almost 6ft. Appeared before them. His golden eyes resting on the small child.
Heimdall? Did father send you? Asked Thor.
No, I am here to speak with the child. Said Heimdall.
Everyone looked at the man with an puzzle expression.
Naruto jumped out of her chair and walked up to the tall man. She smiled at him.
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze you are the child of light. The one who will bring peace to the Elemental Nations. I am here to give you several gifts that are of your lineage. Said Heimdall.
Four large scrolls appeared in his hands. These are of your mother. Kushina Uzumaki. She was a Valkyrie and a dear friend of mine. Yes, she was from the Elemental Nations. But, she had a special soul and had the powers of a Valkyrie. Odin had me summon her to him at a young age and had her trained and awoke several of her bloodline powers. After her training she was sent back home to the Whirlpool before it's destruction. When she arrived back her father had sent her to the Leaf to meet with Mito Senju. Where her Aunt sealed the Kyūbi no Kitsune into her. The Kyūbi must be passed to one of Uzumaki blood. For they are The only Clan to ever been able to cage the beast. Said Heimdall.
She took the scrolls and almost fell over when Thor cough her. She smiled looking up at him. "Thank you Thor."
He took the large scrolls and placed them on the table. "Kushina is this girls mother?"
Yes, she is. She had asked me to take these scrolls from her home when the Kyūbi was freed from her. Said Heimdall.
How in the hell was the Kyūbi freed from her and what is going on here? Yelled and asked Tsunade.
Shizune placed a hand on her Sensai's shoulder.
When Kushina was giving birth to Naruto. A man by the name of Madara Uchiha had attacked her and fatally wounding her. Freeing the Kyūbi and used it to attack the village before he was sealed within Naruto. Said Heimdall.
Tsunade and Shizune both their jaws hit the ground. As they looked at the man before them.
How do you know all this. Asked Shizune. As she tried to collect all her thoughts and feelings on what was being told to them.
As gatekeeper I have all seeing eyes. They show me what is happening. Also the second I felt something wrong with Kushina. I opened the gate to her world and saw everything and went to her side when Minato went after Madara. The man had kidnapped Naruto. She had told me she wasn't long for this world and that when Naruto was older to bring her to Odin to train and give her the scrolls to learn her birthright. I promised her. She had gone after Minato to help seal the Kyūbi back with in her. But, Minato had began to seal the Kyūbi into Naruto. While under Madara's control the fox attacked trying to kill the baby. But, both her parents served as shields. Kushina dead after telling Naruto she loved her. Minato dead after the 3rd Hokage had shown up. Expressing his wishes his daughter be seen as a hero. But, the elders and civilian council had other plans. I was unable to get the girl and take her to Odin. I had to return. For Loki was making trouble. Said Heimdall.
I knew your mother well little one. She was like a little sister to me and a wonderful warrior. She had earn the nickname Red hot-habanero. Said Thor as he Laughed thinking of his dear little sister.
Really? Asked Naruto. Her blue eyes sparkled and she had the largest smile anyone had ever seen.
Yes, really little one. Said Thor.
Well, isn't this a joyous family reunion. Said Deadpool.
("come on Fallen I need to talk more. It is painful keeping so quiet. Said Deadpool as he broke the 4th wall")
But, I hate to cut family time in half. I need to get a much bigger apartment and get rugrat there settled in. Said Deadpool.
Everyone turned looking at him.
Who the hell gave him custody of a this child? Asked Fury.
Out of no where a 3 tailed silver fox appeared.
I have. I am the Priestess of the Kyūbi no Kitsune shrine in Kyoto, Japan. Deadpool was the only human I had found that was able to summon My Lord Kyūbi back from the Elemental Nations. Said the Priestess.
Yup, the Fox did. Said Deadpool grinning.
Tony stepped forward and looked from the Fox and to Deadpool. "I'll set you all up in one of my extra apartments in Stark towers. This way I know the kid is safe and alive and not being twisted by this moron."
Cool. How much is rent. I can't go over $1500.00. I still need to take Naruto there shopping and buy her training gear. Said Deadpool.
It's free and what the hell are you going to be teach her? Asked Tony.
Well I was thinking sword play, guns, karate. You know the basics every little girl should know before she become a young lady and will be able to beat any boys ass if he tries anything with her. Said Deadpool with an evil glint in his eyes.
The Fox Priestess walked forward with 3 more large scrolls wrapped in her three tails. "With in these scrolls will teach her to become one with the Kyūbi's chakra as well as it has ninjustus, genjutsu, and several styles of taijustus that haven't been seen in a very long time. Once she is older she will be come our new Lord Kyūbi."
What do you mean she will be come one with the Kyūbi? Asked Tsunade.
I can not tell you. For it is her destiny and the battles she will face will test her will and will push her to her breaking point. I have seen her future and she will become very powerful. Her pure heart will guide her down the path of a true hero. Said The Fox Priestess.
Heimdall nodded his head to her words. "She is a legend in the making."
Then I shall help in her training. Father is awake and doesn't have any need of me at this time. Said Thor.
She will become a fine ninja like her mother. Said Heimdall.
Tony blinked. "This little girl is going to become a ninja? Like the ones in the all black outfits that look like pajamas?"
What's wrong with being a ninja? Asked Tsunade. A tck mark forming on her forehead.
I guess nothing. But, come on their outfits are silly. Said Tony.
We are ninjas. Said Tsunade. As she points to herself and Shizune.
How can you two lady's ninjas? Asked Steve.
Tsunade smirked as she flow though several hand seals and slammed her hand down to the ground as a mud pit formed around Tony and Steve. They fell into it.
That is how you morons. Said Tsunade.
Deadpool, Thor, and Heimdall all laughed at the two men stuck in the mud. Fury just looked at the two women with amusement.
That there is was you call a Ninjustus? Asked Thor.
Yes, it was earth style ninjustus. Said Tsunade.
Well could you let those to idiots go and fix my floor? Asked Fury.
With a nod Tsunade did several more hand signs and slammed her hand to the floor the mud pit was gone and the floor was back to normal.
Ninjas from where we are from are different from these ones here. We use chakra and are able to make illusions, as well as elemental attacks. Along with our taijustus. I believe you call it karate. Said Tsunade.
Shizune and myself are med-nins and the nest in our field. We use our chakra to heal those who are sick or dying or hurt. Said Tsunade.
Yes, Tsunade is my sensai. We have been traveling for awhile and she been teaching me how to heal, make medicine, about poisons, and heal medicines. Said Shizune.
We will take on teaching her how to control her chakra. Along with Ninjustus, Genjutsu, and Taijustus. But, we may need help from back home on some of her training. For each ninja has a different elemental affliction and right now she is too young to find our what her elemental afflictions are. Said Tsunade.
Ummm…I was wondering. Why are we here to train Naruto. Couldn't she receive this training back in the village? Asked Shizune.
Both Heimdall and The Fox Priestess exchange looks with each other.
I am afraid not. If Naruto would have stayed in the village she might have been killed or disabled in a random villager attack. At lease here we know she will be safe and no one will try to hinder her growth as a ninja and into a young lady. Said Heimdall.
Thor raised an eyebrow to this comment.
What do you mean random villager attack? Asked Thor.
Well Thor what these lovely lady's told me. They saved her from an angry mob calling her a demon and they had been beating her. They had saved her and I summoned them here. Said Deadpool.
By hearing this Thor grow outraged.
What do you mean Naruto, daughter of Kushina was in danger? Why was I not told of this? I would have gone to save her and handle those villagers properly. Said Thor.
I am sorry Thor. Odin had forbid anyone to go to Naruto. Unless she was going to die, no one was allowed to intervene. Said Heimdall.
No one was to intervene in her life. But, I had found a loophole and used Deadpool to summon her here. Said The Fox Priestess.
See I can be use from time to time. Said Deadpool.
But, would we ever get back home though? Asked Shizune.
Yes, as well I will allow who ever you need to help grow young Naru's skills. But, she will return at 14 years old. I know that is the age they graduate from the academy and become Genin. As well she will be able to protect herself. Said Heimdall.
Just then a felling over took Tsunade. She smiled and bit her thumb and did several hand signs and slammed her hand down to the ground. Katsuyu appeared, she was the size of a half ton truck and sitting on her back was Jiraiya.
Everyone just blinked and looked at the huge slug and the man upon her back.
My Lady I have return with news from the 3rd Hokage as well as Jiraiya insisting that he was going to come along with me. Said Katsuyu.
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Katsuyu appears in The 3rd Hokage's office.
Lord 3rd I have news on Tsunade, Shizune, and a little girl name Naruto. Said Katsuyu.
What is it my dear girl Katsuyu. Said Sarutobi.
They had been summoned using the Kyūbi no Kitsune summoning scroll and are with a man named Deadpool who has been entrusted with Naruto's well being by a 3 tail Fox Priestess. As well I had sent word to Gamabunta to summon Jiraiya. Said Katsuyu.
Jiraiya will be here with in the hour. I was lucky to find him a in a village not that far from here. Said Sarutobi.
Just then Jiraiya jumped in though the open window.
Now what is going on here? Asked Jiraiya.
Tsunade, Shizune, and Naruto have been spirited away to another world. Said Katsuyu.
Jiraiya blinked looked at her and then back at his sensai. "What do you mean spirited away?"
Tsunade and Shizune had save a little girl by the name of Naruto from a angry mob of villagers. While they we're healing her a red summon Aura engulf them and they vanished. Said Sarutobi.
Okay and why would a mob being attacking a child? Asked Jiraiya.
Because she is the jailer of the Kyūbi no Yoko. The villagers blame her for what had happen 5 years ago when the Kyūbi attacked and many lives we're lost. Said Sarutobi.
Jiraiya's eyes widen. Your telling their child was alive all this time and no one told me? Asked Jiraiya as you could see the anger in his eyes.
Yes, she is and I did my best to protect her and kept who her parents were a secret. Said Sarutobi.
Man, sensei that is cold. You should have told me. I would have found away to take care of her and kept her safe. For Kami sake I am the girls Godfather. It fell to me to raise her. Said Jiraiya as he slammed his hands on the desk.
Honestly Jiraiya would you have given up your lifestyle to raise an infant? Given up your traveling? Given up your research? Asked Sarutobi.
Jiraiya look down with shame. "I guess not. I would have probably dump her on one of the Clan heads. Making her their problem and maybe coming once a month to check up on her."
I did what I could in trying to keep her safe. Knowing full well I wouldn't be able to find you and try saddling you with the burden of raising a child. Said Sarutobi
Both men just stood there looking down at the ground. You could see the guilt and shame in their eyes. Katsuyu cleared her throat.
What are you going to do now with them over in another world? Ask Katsuyu.
Well I guess see if we could some how summon them back with one of you summons. I could have Jiraiya summon a toad and send you back with what we talked about to Tsunade and the others then have the Toad summon everyone back. Said Sarutobi.
What if we allow Naruto to grow up there and have her trained over there with Tsunade if she wants to stay? I could also leave a toad there and have it summon me back there to train her as well. Said Jiraiya.
Sarutobi sat there for awhile thinking over this suggestion. After 10 minutes of sitting there in silence Sarutobi open his desk drawer and pulled out several scrolls and a small wallet. Just then there was a knock at his door.
Come in. Said Sarutobi.
Hokage-sama I have a couple D rank missions for you to sign. Said Iruka. As he walked into the office and around the large oak desk and placed all the forms down.
Ah…Iruka yes I forgot about those. By the way Iruka could you do a couple things for me? Asked Sarutobi.
Of course Hokage-sama. What do you need me to? Asked Iruka.
Pulling out a pen Sarutobi unrolled the scroll and began to write down several items.
Take this scroll and buy all I have written down and here some money. Said Sarutobi.
Hai…Hokage-sama. Iruka bowed and left the office.
So, we agree. We allow this Deadpool person and Tsunade and Shizune to raise Naruto over there? Asked Jiraiya.
Yes, it would be for the best. They do not know of her being the jailer for the Kyūbi and maybe when the time is right she can return home. Said Sarutobi. Just then the old man had appeared 10 years older. He had lost his golden ray of sunshine because of these assholes who couldn't tell the difference of a child and a fox.
Just then the Hokage's secretary walked in.
Hokage-sama they're waiting for you.
Ahh…okay. I am on my way. Jiraiya would you mind accompany me to a council meeting? Asked Sarutobi.
Not at all Sensei. Said Jiraiya.
As both men walked by the woman stepped aside and bowed. They walked down the hallway. Two large oak doors with carvings of the Leaf symbol and Senju symbol upon them stood tall and ever so sturdy. Pushing them open everyone in the room grow quiet as the two men walked in and passed by the others to the center desk.
What is the meaning of this meeting? Asked one of the civilian councilmen.
Clearing his throat Sarutobi looked over at the man who had the outburst releasing killer intent upon him. The man sat down quickly scared shitless.
As you all may have heard another mob of villagers attacked Naruto Uzumaki again today. But, after the attack her along with two others were spirited away. Said Sarutobi.
Who cares of that demon child. It is good that she is gone and out of our hair. Said a Civilian Councilwoman.
Jiraiya glares at the woman as the Clan heads we're shocked.
Does anyone know where they have gone? Asked Inoichi.
Yes, I have just gotten word not that long ago from Katsuyu that Naruto and the others are safe. That she has been placed in the guardianship of one named Deadpool. Said Sarutobi.
Isn't Katsuyu the summons of Tsunade Senju of the Sannin? Asked Shikaku.
Yes, her and Shizune we're the ones spirited away with Naruto. They we're also the ones that the mob confused to that the Civilian council had told them about Naruto being the jailer of the Kyūbi no Yoko. Said Sarutobi.
The Clan Council looked over at the Civilian council. Rage was seen in their eyes.
How dare you speak so freely of an S rank Secret. With you people opening you're big fat mouths you have place this whole village in danger. You Petit fools. Yelled Hiashi Hyuga.
Kami knows what the enemy would have done to the poor girl if they knew what she has sealed within her. Just before this meeting was called my daughter Hana had come to me with very disturbing information. Said Tsume Inuzuka.
What information was that? Asked Jiraiya.
She was told by the head lady at the orphanage that just this morning the civilian council had authorized orders to throw young Naruto Uzumaki out onto the street with just the cloths on her back. Said Tsume Inuzuka.
The Hokage just sat there in silence. Processing everything he just heard. He slowly removed his hat and placed it onto the table before him. He glanced up at the civilian council.
As of today there will be no more civilian council. Not til we are able to secure more confident council members to represent the civilians of the Village. I here by charge you with treason and willful endangerment of a child. ANBU take them all to Ibki and Anko for interrogation and to be executed for sharing valuable information that the enemy could have used against the village and endangered everyone. Said The 3rd Hokage.
I will call several of my clans men so they will be able to aid me in the interrogation of these Traders. Said Inoichi Yamamaka.
Don't you have a daughter Inoichi? Asked Tsume
Yes, I do. Said Inoichi.
Wouldn't it's be excellent training for her to see how a traders mind works? Asked Tsume.
That it would. I will have to send for her as well. She does always want to go and help her daddy at work. Said Inoichi.
Before the Elders could open their mouths to voice their objections to what had just happen. Sarutobi turned around and face them. "Before you bitch that I have gone against the village. I will let you know I have no issue sending you along with those traders and be done with you 3."
The Elders just paled and dared not utter a single word. For they knew at this very moment their lives hanged from a very thin line.
Danzo sat there his mind racing. For he knew once those fools talked it was all over for him.
Hiashi Hyuga I will have you along with Shikaku Nara head up civilian affairs til we are able to appoint a new civilian council. Would you two as well be willing to clean up house at the orphanage as well. Said The 3rd Hokage.
Hai Hokage-sama. Said both men.
You all are dismiss. Said The 3rd Hokage.
Jiraiya and Sarutobi return to his office. Both men sighed.
Just then Iruka had walked into the office behind them.
Hokage-sama, I have gotten all the items you have asked for. Said Iruka.
Ahh…Thank you Iruka. I have one more thing to ask of you. Said the Hokage.
What is it sir? Asked Iruka.
Please go to the Haruno residents and help Sakura Haruno pack her belongs. Said the Hokage.
Yes, sir. But, may I ask why? Asked Iruka.
Her mother has made her an orphan today with acts of treason and the Yamamaka clan has offered to take her in and raise the poor girl as their own until she is older and able to move back into her home on her own. Said The Hokage.
Hai Hokage-sama. Said Iruka as he looks at the men before him. He had a sad look in his eyes. He left the office and the tower and went and found Sakura Haruno and helped her pack and took her to her new home.
Sarutobi walked over to a safe in the wall and opened it with his chakra and took out several dusty scrolls that had the Uzumaki symbol on them as well as several scrolls that had Namikaze symbol as well and placed them on his desk. Walked over to the vault in his office and pulled out the forbidden scroll and walked back to his desk.
These are justus I have been entrusted with for Naruto for when she was older. Seeing that she will be elsewhere training. I see no reason not to give them to her. As well I will send some other justus that will aid her in the future. Said Sarutobi.
Jiraiya went to work sealing everything in several scrolls and getting ready for this trip.
Just as they finished with everything and Jiraiya was ready to go the Clan Council knocked on the door.
Come in. Said Sarutobi.
Clan Council came walking in.
Lord Hokage. You never told us who placed Naruto in another's watch. Said Hiashi.
It was a The Priestess Fox of the Kyūbi no Kitsune Shine in the other world. Said Katsuyu.
It appeared that even the Demon Foxes feared for the young girls safety. Said Jiraiya.
Yes, they did. They felt she would be safer there. As well there is a family friend of Kushina there. He has vowed to watch over her. Said Katsuyu.
The Clan Council had looks of shock on their faces. All but Shikaku Nara.
How troublesome. No one made the connection of the girl being the woman's daughter or that fact she is the daughter of Minato. Said Shikaku.
They all looked at him. They were all gaping.
Well now you know the truth. So, now I get to see a whole new world. Said Jiraiya.
He climbed onto Katsuyu's back and told he was ready. She grow quiet and within moments they both we're gone. As a small toad sat on the Hokage's desk.
Hey do you have any snacks? Asked the toad.
Opening his desk drawer the Hokage pulled out a bag of chips and handled them to the young toad and sat down.
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Well this brings this chapter to an end. I hope you all Enjoy it. As I had fun writing it.