A/N: Hey guys, this is the first Mpreg fanfiction I've written and quite honestly I've never been a fan of it but this idea just came to me out of nowhere and I just had to jot it down somewhere. I'm pretty sure the whole 'bet' thing has been done before but im not entirely sure. :s Feel free to judge me on this, and please let me know whether I should carry this on. Thanks!
Summary: After making a bet with Sakura with the temptation of one month of free ramen at stake, Naruto soon finds out what a mistake the whole thing had been when he finds out something he thought impossible.
Warnings: Mpreg, future Yaoi, swearing.
Pairings: KakaNaru
Naruto turned to look at the sleeping figure next to him and groaned. It had been one hell of a night, and he was absolutely knackered. Who knew his sensei was so good in bed? What could he say? Naruto had been a virgin before last night so he didn't really have anyone else to compare to, but still. This whole thing had been a mistake, it wasn't like he had planned to sleep with his sensei! Kakashi didn't even know it was Naruto!
The blonde grimaced as he sat up to dangle his smooth legs over the edge of the bed and glanced at the clock. 9:08am.
"Ugh my head," he bought his hands up to rub his eyes. Sighing, he dragged himself to his feet, noting with relief that he was still in his female form and started grabbing his strewn clothes from various places across the wooden floor.
Pulling on his pink underwear and a very revealing dress he padded over to his small black bag. Rummaging through its contents he almost cheered when his hand grabbed the small camera hidden within its depths.
Flicking the switch at the top caused the cameras small screen to light up, revealing the previous pictures that Naruto had taken. The newest one being a close up picture of a female Naruto and a surprised Kakashi. The blonde stifled a giggle, he remembered this being taken the day before.
The figure in the bed stirred, reminding Naruto why exactly he was standing in his own sensei's bedroom as a woman. Time to obtain the proof that he had held up his end of the bargain.
He flicked a button on the camera so that he was able to take pictures and strolled over to the bed. Cautiously pulling back the covers he was relieved to find Kakashi was still sound asleep... And completely naked. Naruto blushed.
Pulling the camera up he aimed the lens at his unmasked face and took multiple pictures from different angles. Making sure he had the images saved he tip toed back to his bag, slid the camera in and hastily walked to the front door. Letting himself out he released a breath he hadn't known he'd been holding. A smirk spread across his lips.
"Eheheheh a months supply of free ramen for me!" He fist pumped and sprinting off in the direction of his apartment.
THREE DAYS EARLIER.
"That's it! I give up!" Sakura roared, bringing her fist down hard on the shop counter, almost toppling over Naruto's freshly served ramen. The blonde choked on his mouthful at the sudden appearance of his pink haired teammate.
'It seems she's picked up a habit or two from granny since I've been away,' he shivered at the thought of another Tsunade terrorising Konoha.
Seething, She slunk down onto the stool next to Naruto.
"What's up Sakura?" He asked after recovering from his almost heart attack.
"Kakashi-sensei never takes that damn mask off! And even when he does he always manages to hide his face in some way!"
"So... You've still not seen his face?"
Sakura glared at him as an evil smirk made itself present on the blondes face, his mind turning as a plan started to form.
Sakura looked miffed and slightly creeped out. "NARUTO! Stop looking at me like that!" She smacked him across the head, attempting to knock some sense into him.
"Ouch!" He pouted. Turning back to his ramen he expanded on the little plan that was slowly coming together.
Sakura ordered a drink and side glanced at him, still seeing the smug look he was proudly sporting. She narrowed her eyes.
"What are you planning Naruto..." She asked out of suspicion. Whatever it was it wasn't good.
"Hmm? Ohh nothing..." He grinned.
"Naruto tell me!" Sakura threatened.
Naruto didn't reply straight away, instead finished eating his ramen, clearly grating on Sakura's nerves. She went to open her mouth when the loud clatter of chop sticks hit the bowl infront of him.
"So Sakura, do you wanna make a bet?"
"...What sort of bet?" She narrowed her eyes.
"I bet that I can gain photographic evidence of Kakashi's unmasked face!" He grinned at her, looking completely up to the challenge.
"Hah! Yeah right, that's impossible!"
"If you think otherwise then..." Naruto trailed off.
"Hey! No go on, what's the bet anyway?"
"If I'm successful... You owe me one months worth of ramen!" He beamed at the idea of free ramen.
The pink haired kunoichi furrowed her brow. "And if you lose?"
"If I lose... Hmm," he pondered the question. "If I lose I'll be your personal slave for a month!"
She thought it over for a minute. "You'll do everything I tell you?"
The blonde grimaced at the very thought. "...Sure."
A smile tugged at Sakura's lips at the thought of the broad possibilities of embarrassing Naruto in many different ways. "Anything?"
Naruto scowled, "yes! Now is it a deal?!" He held his hand out.
"Wait, wait, wait! You have five days to complete the task and prove you managed it. Oh! And if you succeed, no one else is allowed to see the pictures until I do!"
"You're on!" They shook hands. Naruto was utterly determined not to lose and he had a very good idea about how he was going to go about achieving his little plan.
PRESENT DAY.
Naruto stepped out of the shower and dried himself off, glad to be back to his normal self. Dressing in his usual orange and black jumpsuit he flicked the kettle on to prepare his usual breakfast of instant ramen.
His stomach growled. 'I can't wait to show those pictures to Sakura! The sooner the better!'
The kettle flicked itself off and Naruto poured the boiling water into the small pot, leaving the noodles to soak for three minutes.
He thought over the previous days events. To be honest, no matter how gleeful he felt in his victory he couldn't help but feel slightly guilty for tricking Kakashi. His original plan had only been to get the man to kiss him which would require he take his mask off. And what better way to do so than use his sexy jutsu? The photographing of his actual face would have been harder - he planned on using a clone or to knock his sensei out while he was distracted. It turned out he hadn't needed to do either, which made Naruto's job a hell of a lot easier.
And anyway it was a win-win situation! Kakashi got what he wanted and so did Naruto. Free ramen! He couldn't believe it, this month was going to be the best month ever and he was going to make the most of it. He probably wouldn't live it down if anyone knew how he'd managed it though.
'I think there would be a competition between Sakura and Kakashi as to who could tear my head off first,' Naruto gulped. 'Probably Kakashi.'
Well that settled it, he was never ever ever telling anyone... Well maybe pervy sage one day, he grinned and tucked into his breakfast.
A few hours later the blonde jinchuriki was strolling down the street towards the hospital, emitting an air of achievement. He had managed to print the pictures off and was now on a mission to locate Sakura.
He was sure she was in the hospital helping out, if not th- his trail of thought abruptly ceased when he slammed face first into a rather solid figure, causing him to drop the file full of photographs.
"Hey watch where you're going!" He shouted.
"Maa sorry Naruto, I didn't see you there," Kakashi gave Naruto an eye smile.
"K-Kakashi?!" He squeaked.
"Here you dropped this," he frowned, handing Naruto the file. "What is it anyway?"
He fiercely snatched the object from the jounin's grip. "I-it's nothing! It's none of your business!" He panicked, trying to think of an excuse as to what the file held within it.
"Uhhh..." Kakashi rubbed the back of his head.
Naruto, who was now a bright shade of red looked at the jounin and sprinted off in the direction of the hospital.
"Weird kid," he shrugged before heading towards the bookstore.
Naruto burst through the hospital doors, causing a number of people to stare at him. He swept his gaze about the large room and located Sakura who seemed to be engaged in a rather (by the looks of it) exciting conversation with two other medic nin.
He jogged towards her. "Hey Sakura!"
She turned her head in surprise at the blonde dashing towards her, file in hand. "Naruto? Is everything ok?"
He stopped infront of her, panting after his exertion and offered her a bright smile.
"I did it!"
"You did it?" She shook her head, looking utterly lost.
"I did it Sakura!" He was almost bouncing up and down in delight.
"You did it..." Confusion slowly turned to understanding which then turned to shock.
"You-" she whispered in disbelief. Grabbing him by the collar she made to drag him into the nearest empty room. The medic nin that were left behind shrugged in confusion and carried on their rudely interrupted conversation.
Slamming the door behind her she chucked Naruto towards the nearest seat. "Sit there!"
She briefly looked around the room before grabbing a blanket from the cupboard and chucking it over a hidden security camera.
She turned towards the blonde.
"Show me the proof!"
Naruto beamed, clearly proud of himself as he handed the file towards her. Sakura rolled her eyes and snatched the object from him. She looked at the closed file and ran her hand over the front.
"How do I know it's not a trick? Not just one of your stupid pranks?" She frowned.
Naruto then looked seriously at her. "I wouldn't lie to you Sakura, the pictures in there are all real," he leant back into the cushioned chair with his hands behind his head.
"Perhaps I shouldn't look... I mean it's against his privacy," she blushed.
Naruto shrugged his shoulders and gave a 'do what you want' grunt. "The bet still stands though!"
Sakura scowled, "fine!" She flipped open the file and inspected each photo with a look of unadulterated shock.
"B-but he's... He's hot!" A deep blush spread across her face.
Naruto almost blurted out 'yeah and I slept with him!' But caught the words before he let slip. "He's ok I suppose," hah more than 'ok'! And better yet - free ramen!
A few minutes passed in silence as Sakura thoroughly eyed up each photo in great detail, the whole time practically drooling from the mouth. Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Heeeey you owe me a months worth of ramen," he jumped up and pointed an accusing finger at her.
"Mmm," she nodded slowly, not taking her eyes off the picture infront of her. "That I do Naruto, that I do," she murmured.
"Soo... How'd you do it then?"
Sakura thought it was rather odd how Naruto wasn't bragging about his 'genius' plan. It was so unlike him - usually she'd never hear the end of it.
The blonde slurped his noodles, wondering how he was going to come up with something half believable. He should have seen the question coming a mile off.
He took a breath in, about to reply.
"How'd he do what?" A very familiar voice was heard from behind them.
Naruto almost fell off his stool in shock and Sakura squeaked loudly, almost spilling her ramen. A bright blush coloured her cheeks.
"Oh nothing sensei! He was just...he was just um.."
Sakura glared at Naruto.
"I was just uh... Explaining how I um, managed to... Uh..."
He glanced at Sakura with a 'help me!' look. She shrugged.
Kakashi glanced between the two, one eyebrow raised in amusement.
"I was just explaining to Sakura here-" Naruto motioned towards Sakura, "how I managed to convince Lee to go on a date with her!" He beamed.
Sakura's grip tightened on her chop sticks, successfully snapping them in half. She glowered at Naruto.
Kakashi laughed and ruffled Naruto's hair before sitting on the stool next to him. "I didn't think Lee needed any convincing in that matter, but I'm still glad Sakura has found someone she can be happy with," he spared a glance in her direction.
She spluttered. "Excuse me. I seem to have lost my appetite," she elbowed Naruto painfully in the ribs, wiping the smirk off his face. "I'm off to speak to Tsunade, she may need me for some more work at the hospital."
She smiled at Kakashi. "Talk to you later sensei, it was nice seeing you," she waved and sprinted off, still red in the face.
The copy nin chuckled and ordered a bowl of ramen. Naruto cringed as he tried to rub the pain away from his ribs.
Kakashi sniffed in amusement. "You bring it on yourself you know, you shouldn't tease her like that."
"Heeey, it was the first thing that came to mind!" He blurted out. He then pouted at what he had let slip.
"So what did you really do?" Kakashi smirked.
"Ahhh its nothing sensei... Really."
He felt utterly guilty and extremely awkward being in close proximity to his teacher again. Especially after seeing the man naked and moaning Naruto's 'name'. He rubbed the back of his head and glanced towards the floor.
Kakashi gave a satisfied hum and dropped the subject completely. There was no point pursuing it and it had only been a bit of fun anyway.
"So Naruto, we start your training tomorrow. It'll be pretty intense, I'm planning on teaching you a new jutsu... Sort of."
Naruto perked up at the mention of 'training' and 'new jutsu'. "I can't wait sensei!" He looked momentarily panicked. "Will it... Will it just be me and you?"
Kakashi didn't know whether to feel hurt or not at the others reaction to being alone with him. He shrugged it off though, Naruto had been acting really weird lately and anyway it was Naruto, that was enough of an explanation.
"Hmm no, Ten- Yamato will be helping with your training," he scowled at the name change.
"Captain yummy!" Naruto beamed as he finished yet another bowl of ramen.
"Uhh... Yes, Captain Yamato..."
'That boy and the names he comes up with... Does even know how gay that sounds?'
Naruto abruptly stood up, his mouth still half full. "Anyway sensei, I've gotta get going! Things to do and places to be y'know," he mumbled around his mouthful before swallowing. "I'll cya tomorrow!" He offered a bright smile and took off down the street before Kakashi could reply. He shook his head and grimaced when he realised he'd been left with the bill.
TWO DAYS EARLIER.
"Sexy jutsu!"
A puff of smoke hovered around a very naked, big bosomed woman, her blonde hair was held up in ponytails and dark lashes pronounced her already prominent bright blue eyes. Looking in the mirror Naruto let his hair down and put a henge over the whisker marks on his cheeks. Too many people knew what his sexy jutsu looked like so he tried his best to modify it a little.
Naruto rummaged around in his draws, trying to find an old track suit to wear so that he could go shopping for some women's clothing. It was necessary if his plan was to work and anyway he couldn't exactly stroll down the street naked.
Finding an old grey hoodie, some track suit bottoms and some old sandals, he pulled them on and left his apartment. He soon arrived at a popular clothing store and made his way to the women's section. He wasn't very well versed in women's fashion, let alone men's so he decided that black was probably a good idea.
The blonde grabbed a few black dresses that would hug his curvy figure. He wasn't exactly sure on sizes so he decided to experiment in the changing room... But first he thought he should probably buy some underwear.
This proved to be even more difficult. Looking at the numerous different bras he grimaced. They were all different sizes, shapes and colours. It seemed that no two looked the same.
'How do girls even live?!' He sighed and closed his eyes.
He forgot the bra all together and instead went to buy some knickers. He blushed at the wide range of female underwear the shop sold. He'd never seen so many panties in his life! Trying not to look at more than was necessary before he became too embarrassed he grabbed the nearest pair which happened to be pink and frilly... And a thong.
He groaned and headed for the changing room. Slipping on the underwear he saw that they fit perfectly, but were pretty damn uncomfortable. Next he tried on each dress in turn, some were too big and others too small and some he thought were just plain ugly. This left him with two options.
After twenty minutes of trying to make his mind up between the two he just decided to pay for both and get the hell out of there. He wondered how women did this on a daily basis and actually enjoyed it. To him it felt twice as hard as an average training day.
He left the shop with a purple shopping bag in hand, ready to make his way home when he remembered he still had to buy some shoes. He heaved a sigh and felt like crying.
He walked down the busy street, lost in his own thoughts, or more rather how he was going to put his plan in to action when he clumsily bumped into a passer by, dropping his bag.
"Watch it!" The woman said before carrying on walking. Naruto scowled at the woman's retreating form. He sighed once again and turned around to pick up the bag when he came face to face with none other than his sensei.
He was smiling, holding his bag out to him. "Here you go, I thought I'd be kind and help you out, it seems no one cares for politeness anymore."
Naruto gaped at him, "sen- sir?" He stuttered.
Grabbing the offered bag the blonde smiled sheepishly. "Uhh thanks..."
Naruto shifted from foot to foot awkwardly. He knew he should say something but didn't have a clue... He could put his plan in to action now but he wasn't prepared yet!
"So, what are you doing on this lovely day... Um... Miss?"
"Narumi! My name's Narumi," Naruto offered a little too fast, catching the copy ninja off guard.
He nodded. "It's nice to meet you Narumi, my name is Kakashi."
Naruto bowed, trying to act as feminine as he could. "It's nice to meet you."
Naruto turned to walk away, pretty shocked at the sudden but convenient meeting. Kakashi furrowed his brow.
"Hey wait up! Is there a place you need to be?"
Naruto side glanced at his teacher. "Um well I... I was going to buy some new shoes."
Kakashi brightened at this. "I know just the place! If you'd allow me I could show you..?"
Naruto nodded. "Sure ok."
Almost an hour later they left the shop to stagger back out into the busy street. Kakashi had helped her pick some rather nice black heels to go with her two dresses. They chatted aimlessly, talking about life, the village, what they both enjoyed doing and he even talked a little about his students. Naruto tried to dig more information out of the jounin about himself, but didn't get very far. Kakashi only revealed what he wanted to and did a good job of it.
"So Narumi, would it be possible to meet up again soon?" He asked hopefully.
'Yes now's your chance to set your plan into action!' The blonde cheered himself on.
"Well... Perhaps we could meet up for a drink or something tomorrow?"
"Sounds great, do you have a number or a way I can contact you?" The jounin asked.
Naruto hadn't thought of that, he didn't exactly want to keep any ties between them that could lead back to his true identity.
"I don't but how about I meet you outside the shoestore at 5pm tomorrow? It's near a cafe I believe."
Kakashi nodded in acknowledgement before grimacing. "Well actually I have a mission to complete tomorrow and I don't finish until around 7pm so maybe we could head to a bar or something? It's not very romantic but atleast we can get to know eachother a bit, ne?"
'You sneaky bastard,' Naruto almost snorted in laughter but chose to grin instead, blushing to add to the effect.
"So it's a date?"
Kakashi rubbed the back of his head awkwardly and smiled. "Ahhh... I guess so."
"Well... I'll see you tomorrow at 7:30pm then, Kakashi Hatake," Naruto winked before turning around and leaving the dazed jounin to stand alone in the busy street.
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