Who brought a Bat to a gunfight?
Sitting in a more comfortable position now while watching the Game through his scope, Ken spoke as a Cannon stepped onto the pitch.
"We got a Home runner, Aranea, give the kid a hand will you darlin'." Smirking as the scene played out, Ken watched a Squire move to catch if not for his right foot to lose traction, making him fall while the Soft Ball found itself soaring into the excited hands of a kid on the seats.
Smiling at the sight, Ken grinned evilly as Cash stepped onto the pitch.
"Hey Aranea, feel like giving the little shit a bruise on the ass for checking out 2B?"
"HE DID WHAT!?" snorting at her response, 2B's voice spoke calmly.
"He was ogling me… it made me feel filthy" hearing the strained seriousness in her voice, 9S spoke.
"May I ask why we're basically cheating in a Game?" before Ken could speak, the ball came flying at Cash who went to hit it… only for him to give a cry as the Ball curved into his hip, making him growl and hop in place with Aranea, 2B and Ken laughing into the Radio.
"Oh my god, that little shit is gonna have the worst day ever!" wiping his eyes while looking through the scope once more, Ken watched as JT stepped up next.
"Wait, I got this one" hearing Venessa speak through Aranea's comm, Ken smiled proudly as he found JT's shoelaces tied together. Watching the ball soar towards him, JT missed pathetically as he fell down, resulting in a foul and him getting an extra try.
"Alright… let's get serious people, these things acting like kids are after the President by winning this tournament, keep them far from a chance… Also be sure to have some fun" smirking as he watched the fireworks, Ken watched as the Ball literally bounced from player to player, with Ken watching the Coach show an annoyed look.
Smirking as the machine looked away to think, the Cannons struck first place in the leader board, thus ending the first round of Baseball.
"Aranea, I think you deserve some brownie points for this lovely display of fair game" her reply was a sultry voice.
"Ooooh I can't wait" smiling to himself while moving to ground level, Ken spoke into the Comms.
"Be sure to watch over the cannons, the robodudes will no doubt try something"
"Affirmative" hearing Hanzo speak into the comms, 9S followed suit.
"I'll provide him with back up" nodding while shrugging as his armor melted away, Ken walked by an old dude staring at him stunned. Nodding to the man who looked vaguely familiar.
Stepping onto the camp with Max and Gwen, Kevin was there putting up a tent beside Ken's and Aranea's with Venessa helping him with Kai'Sa
Hanzo and 9S nowhere in sight on Ken's orders obviously.
Sitting down on a lawn chair, Ken gave a sigh before a weight set itself on his left side, making him hug Aranea firmly.
"I have to admit, that was fun" smiling as they snuggled, Ken spoke with 2B drinking from a can of Soft drink.
"It was worth it, that little shit deserved it for being an ass"
Getting a round of laughter from the others, Max sighed.
"I still don't like the fact a team of Machines are after the President using his own favourite game"
Shrugging as the time went by, it was close the second round that news about a factory being blown up did Ken frown in worry for Hanzo and 9S until he found himself staring… dumbfounded.
That reason being the two standing before him with amused smiles bottles of alcohol in hand, covered in soot and dried blood, Hanzo sporting a black eye.
"Mission ready for report" staring at Hanzo with a stunned look, Ken turned to Angela who also gawked at the condition the two found themselves in.
"Angela!?" before he could even finish his sentence, the medic was already moving to get Hanzo to a bed, the Archer walking with a slur in his voice while 9S stumbled onto a chair, his own slurred words escaping his lips.
Staring at the android with a frown, 2B spoke with amusement.
"So we can get drunk… Ken, do we have any drinks?" giving her a look, Ken shook his head while looking for a blanket to put over 9S.
"No… maybe" setting the blanket on the drunk android… Ken stood beside 2B before she leaped into his arms, curling her legs around his waist while they fell onto a lawn chair.
Sitting on the back of the seats now to watch the President, Ken smiled as his plan was under way, Ben having swapped with Cash.
Ken had stayed back with the other Celestials with the information Max had given them that the coach was checking the Secret service security.
Thus, Ken along with Max and Genji, hid back close to the President.
"Aranea, you in position?"
"All set here"
Nodding while standing calmly with his arms crossed.
Ken leaned back to watch the game, the Cannons pulling an advantage with the hidden help from Aranea and V.
It was when Ben got into the field that made Ken lean forward, watching with brotherly excitement.
"Come on Ben, hit the ball this time?" leaning on a chair to watch more closely, he failed to see the President turn to him with a frown of curiosity.
Watching as Ben failed to hit the first two with Ken Leaning forward with a wince.
"Come on Ben, I know you can hit it, just wait for the right moment!" seeing ball thrown with a whistle heard from the speed, it was the loud clack that had Ken yell.
"GO BEN GO!" seeing the brother stare upward in surprise, Ben rushed to the plates with Ken cheering for Ben.
Watching as ben hit the second plate did Ken stop his excitement, remembering the plan he moved back to bring out the Cloudstrike.
The President staring at him in alarm as Ken stood in wait.
And seeing Aranea rush in with a kick knocking a machine down, it rose back onto it's feet before it became it's true self with a flash.
Moving to strike back, it's head was blown off by Ken who moved to the Presidents side.
"Sir, an honour, you may want to come with us on behalf of SHIELD" nodding to the man while bringing out a badge to show to the Secret service, Ken whipped Cloudstrike up to bare and fire at a robot bug leaping at the group, Genji rushing around like the Ninja he was slashing and destroying machines all around.
The President took one look at the chaos before nodding to Ken.
"Lead the Way" nodding while Max, Gwen and Kevin joined them, Kevin was slashing any robot getting to close while Ken was snapping headshots alongside Kai'Sa and Ahri.
Ducking to avoid being tackled, Ken aimed and fired while going forward.
"Come on, once we get to the truck we can set a perimeter" moving faster now while switching Cloudstrike for his Lancer, Ken summoned his armor to be fully affective.
"Mercy, Lupa, WidowMaker, get him and Max to the truck!" making the President confused, he jumped as Lupa landed from above with a machine crushed by her claws, snarling while ripping another apart, she turned to Ken with a nod.
"He will be safe, Alpha" nodding while turning to the oncoming horde of metal, Loki and 2B keeping them at bay while Aranea kept them in a death circle.
"9's how we looking from you're area!?" sawing through metal while 2B spun with her right foot directing her sword, the two were surrounded by metal corpses.
"We're all clear over here" frowning at the reports coming in, Ken spoke to Max.
"Grandpa, you have eyes on the Coach?" waiting for a response, Max spoke with a hushed voice.
"We do, but we couldn't get to the truck, we're hidden in the hall of fame" sighing while rolling his eyes, Ken spoke through the comms.
"They got sidelined, move it people to the Hall of Fame!" moving to the main building, Ken dialled the form of Four arms before charging forward.
Listening for any voices, Ken smirked at hearing muffled voice from behind a wall.
"Soon we will control the White House!"
Crashing through the wall with a yell.
Ken stomped hard through with a grin as his muscles flexed from the usage.
"Someone order room service?!" grinning before looking down at his feet, a President laid under the debris beside an unharmed president.
Growing worry at the moments ticking by until the crushed President was replaced by a machine.
Allowing Ken to sigh.
"Max, get him out of here" seeing max grab the president, the Coach spoke with anger.
"Stop them!" seeing more machines flying at them, Ken smirked as 2B and 9S fell down from above, slashing the machines with the Coach staring at the two in alarm before Lupa side tackled him with snarl, severing it's legs while 2B and 9S took it's arms, allowing Ken to approached while flashing back into his human form, Lancer revving hungrily as the coach's disguised disabled.
Staring up at those gathered, Ken spoke with a smirk.
"Consider this a server shutdown" with that he ran his saw bayonet through the machines head.