Shyly, you push the door open. Nervous and excited. Your favourite author was doing a book signing in a local book shop. You were excited. You planned on waiting in line, letting your nerves settle, and meet him all smooth like. Because you would rather not make a fool out of yourself in front of one of your heroes. But... the store was empty. Did you miss the event? You couldn't have! You checked the date and time like eighty times! Oh... no there he is.

Looking rather bored and stewing in his own anger, was Jiraiya. Sitting behind a table with some of his books on display. He kept clicking the pen in his hand against the table in a quick rhythmic pattern. His other hand propped up his head with elbow on the table. His eyes completely lost in thought or daydreaming.

"Do a book signing," he uttered under his breath, "it'll be fun!" He mocked the joyful tone of someone. "God, I could just kill my publisher."

No one wants to admit they read his raunchy books. He only signed one all day! It's been two hours! Jiraiya is very sure he's more popular than this! His book is on the best seller list. He sighs and considers taking a nap or just leaving. The cashiers of the book store were whispering words of pity to each other about his unsuccessful effort to meet his fans.

He hadn't noticed you yet. Slowly working up the nerve to talk to him. Clutching your copy of one of his books. Do you think he'll sign it? Gosh you hope so. You inhale deeply and approach. Standing in front of his table and barely able to swallow. There he is! One of your idols. Looking an inch away from dying of boredom. Jiraiya glances up at you, not a lot of hope in his eyes.

"The check out is to the right. I'm just... sitting here."

"Is the book signing over?" You ask. How disappointing.

Jiraiya sits up straight as he looks at you. Now more alive and alert. A fan! You were here for him! Such a cute fan you are! All flustered and nervous to meet him. He smiles.

"No! It's not over." He tells you enthusiastically.

Gosh he's so cute. He has a nice smile. You fidget with the book in your hands.

"I know you're supposed to buy a new book with a signing, but I was hoping you would sign the one I already got?"

"Are you sure you don't want a new one? That one looks pretty worn out."

You stammer for your words, turning bright pink. Jiraiya only laughs at your reaction. Oh, he's just teasing you. He holds his hand out.

"I would love to sign it."

You smile. The anxieties about this interaction beginning to fade. You hand him the book and he opens it to the first page. You watch as he writes down a note before signing it underneath. He shuts it and slides it back towards you. You thank him and take your book back. Just as you crack it open to read the note, he stops you.

"Hey, how about a drink?" Jiraiya invites.

"A drink? But what about your autograph session?"

He laughs and gestures to the empty store.

"Ain't no one here going to miss me! And besides," Jiraiya hops around the table to stand next to you, "I'd much rather spend my time with a gorgeous woman."

"You think I'm gorgeous?" You laugh nervously at his compliment.

"Of course! And you got great taste." He points to his book before laughing.

"I would love to go out- er, get a drink with you." You accept his offer whilst half hiding your face behind the book.

"Excellent! I know just the place!" He takes your hand and leads the way, shouting a quick goodbye to the staff.

You grin behind the book. You're a little nervous, having a drink with your idol. Sitting next to him all night. Maybe even taste the alcohol on his lips.

The bar was a little shady. Smoky and smelly with cigarettes. But it was close knit and warm. Your knees were bumping against Jiraiya's. You just can't stop blushing. Sitting so close to him. He smells nice. He looks nice. And he can drink. Throwing them back without a care and wanting to have a great time. You nurse your drink. Drinking it slowly, you are a bit of a light weight. Already feeling a little tipsy from your drink. Jiraiya planted his hand against your thigh and leaned towards you. His cheeks a little red from the alcohol. He's smiling and his lips are slightly parted. You look at them before cautiously glancing to his eyes. He notices it and smiles.

"Do you want to kiss me?" Jiraiya asks teasingly.

"A little, yeah." You admit.

He smiles. His hand curls in to your inner thigh. His hot breath hot exhaling over your lips. His mouth a fraction away from yours.

"Good, because I want to kiss you too."

Jiraiya moves in quickly after speaking. Pressing his lips firmly against yours. You hold your breath. Your heart pounds. He tastes like saké and something warm. Like the inviting smell and taste of mint and cinnamon. You eagerly part your teeth and his tongue invites itself in. You don't mind. You encourage it. Leaning in closer to the edge of your stool and pushing your tongue against his. You touch his leg. Jiraiya pulls back, a breathy sigh followed right after.

"My place or yours?" He asks quietly.

You smile.

"Mine."

Before you could argue, Jiraiya pays the tab and puts his arm on your lower back. He guides you to the door. Once outside, he kisses your neck.

"Lead the way!"

You do. He got more antsy and handsy the farther you lead him. Already you are getting red in the face. Jiraiya was enjoying himself as he felt you up. Touching your butt and slipping his fingers under your shirt. His warm hands touching your skin. You keep smiling behind the book. Nervous, yet excited. Was this really happening? Are you really escorting your favourite author to your home? This was like the plot of how many of your dreams now? It's almost unreal.

A quiet 'eep' escapes you when Jiraiya attacks your neck again. You fumble with your keys. Struggling to get the right one with such shaky hands. His pelvis pressed hard against your ass. His lips and teeth playing with your neck. Then he very boldly shoved his hand down your pants. The lock now felt almost impossible to undo! Unable to focus on it as those talented fingers rubbed and pressed against your most sensitive area. His hips eagerly rocking against you as he groans.

"You're so beautiful! You better get that door open!" Jiraiya was getting impatient. He bites your ear before continuing. "Or I'm going to fuck you right here!"

"Is that really a threat? What if I'm into that?" Being around him made you more confident, especially if he's this into you.

"Oo! Adventurous, are we?"

You giggle before finally getting the lock to behave. Turning the handle and heading inside. Jiraiya follows, keeping his hands on you. He does you the favour of kicking the door closed. A second later he grabbed the hem of your shirt and pulled it over your head. He kisses your bare shoulder while fiddling with the clip of your bra. It becomes loose and you help him pull it off. Jiraiya excitingly grabs your breasts. Groping them and giving them a good squeeze. His large hands covering them, supporting them, as he kneads them. It's not a bad feeling. He gives your nipples a quick pinch.

"How perfect! They fit right in my hands!" Jiraiya laughs.

A small shiver runs up your spine. He licked the back of your neck. Hot and wet. A small bite followed. It wasn't hard enough to hurt badly. But it provided a shot of excitement. Oh and how excited you are! Legs pressed together, missing his touch. In need of pressure. His fingers, tongue... both! Everything!

But maybe not in the hall?

"Jiraiya." You say his name and he moans in response.

"You sound good saying my name!"

You blush. You grab his hands. "I like saying it! But can we not bang in my entryway?"

He chuckles and lays another kiss on your shoulder.

"Alright, alright! Lead the way to the bed."

You spin around and grab his shirt.

"Only if you get undressed along the way."

Jiraiya smirks. He follows you as you back your way into the bedroom. Helping him pull off his clothes and tending to whatever you still had on. Some nervousness began to rise. Oh god you're gong to see him naked! You're going to have sex with Jiraiya. A man whose work you've followed since his first book. Years of wondering what he was really like. And here you are, about to bed him.

You gasp, startled when you run into something. Stumbling and falling back. Landing on your bed in a compromising position. Laying back, legs spread. You blush harder. Your idol standing above you, naked and aroused by the sight. He's beautiful. Fit, muscular body. Handsome face. Pretty long white hair. His dark eyes completely focused on you. He's hard, with a hefty size. The idea of it being in you made your hips twitch.

"If you're that excited just seeing me, I'm about to blow your mind!" Jiraiya teases you with that signature grin of his.

"I know you will."

"Good! Haha!" He smiles widely. He puts his hands on your knees. "Spread those pretty legs of yours wider~ I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't be able to walk tomorrow!"

You happily do as he asks. Breathing heavily as he crawls between your spread open legs. His knees tuck in behind your ass. Jiraiya holds your thigh with one hand. He looks over your body with a smile. Running his free hand along your body. Starting at between yours breasts and trailing down. Going down the middle of your ribs, over your bellybutton. Onto your pelvis, before finally touching your slit. At first he presses and massages your clit, watching your reaction. His breathing quickening as you behave exactly how he likes. You shift and your breathing can't stay controlled. You grip the blankets underneath you and moan. After swirling around in a slow pattern, Jiraiya pushes his middle finger inside of you. It's slow as his finger pushes in and out, then moving in circles. You moved your hips. Quietly moaning as you rock against it. Then he adds his first finger. Stretching and moving apart. Ensuring you're enjoying yourself with introducing this nice and slow.

It does feel good. Surprisingly slow, considering his excitement. Playing with you nicely. A soft warm up to the main event. It's a real turn on. Every nerve seemed to be sensitive. The slow thrusts teasing you. His thumb massages your clit again. In the same slow circular motion of his fingers.

"Ah! Jiraiya!" You moan desperately.

"You like that? Good!" Jiraiya was as giddy as a sugar high school girl. "You're going to have so much fun during this next part."

Jiraiya pulled his fingers out. He pumped his eyebrows up suggestively as he licked his fingers. As if he wasn't already doing lewd things to you! You smile and hook your feet behind Jiraiya's back. He licked his lips. A few encouraging strokes to his stiff erection and he pushes it in.

The breath was stolen from you. Fuck! It's pushed deep inside of you. Stretched and full. You squeeze your legs tighter. Jiraiya exhales a deep breath. Now that feels good. Tight, wet, and hot. He moans low and long, even cursing quietly. He grabs your hips tightly. He smiles, you smile. Eager for more, eh? He began to thrust. A little slow to test the waters, then picking up since it felt so damn good. Such lovely noises fill the room. Short moans and even shorter breathes. Writhing and crying out. Rocking your body to help him. You love it. He's a big fan as well. You feel absolutely delicious around his cock.

Jiraiya moves his hands. Running over your ass, giving it a quick squeeze, before moving on to halt on the back of your thighs. He unhooks them and manipulated them. Pushing them towards your chest.

"Hold those for me, would ya?" He asks rather cheekily.

You wrap your arms around your legs. Holding them just under the back of your knees. Jiraiya crawls forward until he's completely over top of you. Boxed in by his hands by your head. His long hair falling down like a curtain around his face. Sweat shined on his skin. He really puts his back into it. Thrusting harder and faster. His whole lower back moving with the motion. His face above yours, blissful looking. Mouth open as he pants heavily from the effort and feelings of it all. You match his expression, unable to let his eyes go.

He moans and his eyes flutter for a moment. He collapses overtop you. You're just too much! He licks your neck. He bit you. It's harder than the first time. You cry out. The pain. The pleasure. His body rocking against yours desperately. This was amazing! Tension began to build. Your noises got more strained. Shaky breathes against your lover's ear that only he could hear. You dig your fingers into your skin. The sensitive flesh behind your knees didn't appreciate it, a small flare of pain following right after. Your toes curl and the rest of you follows.

"Jiraiya!" You cry his name desperately.

"Yes! Say my name! Just like that!" He spoke between his teeth against your ear. His breath hot against your skin and tickling your nerves.

You continue to shout his name. Edging him on. Jiraiya pushes himself up just enough to kiss you. Holding your lips hostage, his tongue playing with yours. You hold your breath. You pull your lips into a tight cringe as a throaty 'hn' leaves you. Breaking the kiss for only a moment before going back. Arching your back and cumming. A smile pulls its way to Jiraiya's lips. A short quick thrust. Burying his hips and and flush against your skin as he climaxes. He's still for several moments. So are you.

With a loud sigh, Jiraiya relaxes. Laying on top of you as heavy weight. You release your legs. They're stiff and sore. You stretch them out and you hug him. Breathing heavily with him. He rolls off of you, laying next to you. Both you and him are spent after the activity. Sleep already wanting to pull on your eyes. But it's also a tad cold. Above the covers and all sweaty made it that way. Especially when the giant man keeping you warm had gotten off of you. You pull on the covers with Jiraiya's help, eventually curling up under them. You cuddle against him, his chest your pillow, and began to fall asleep. He wasn't much better, drowsy and nodding off. His arms around you like you were a beloved teddy bear.

Best book signing ever.