Rated M

Author's Note: If you are a young reader or female, please do yourself a favor and leave. You can leave reviews about how awful all this is, as is your right! I respect you and simply believe it is in your best interest to depart, as I once wrote and misled many readers, young readers, girls, and even the guys these stories are meant for, and they were forced to read some uncomfortable, borderline sadistic stuff. I apologize in advance. For any wondering where these ideas come from, please check out RSAHNP which you can find on P4treon and Deviantart. However this story is vastly different from that universe. RSAHNP has the same writer as The Affections of a Villainess. This is a fanfiction of a fanfiction of a fanfiction.

Chapter synopsis

Chapter 1: Kim decides to accept Ron, no matter what kind of person he is, or person he turns out to be.
Chapter 2: Shego interrogates a high school student. Kim and Ron start being more intimate in public.
Chapter 3: Adrena Lynn makes an offer to Ron after the bombing.
Chapter 4: Shego stirs up trouble for the Syndicate.
Chapter 5: The Fiske Clan seeks a weapon. Ron talks to Penny.
Chapter 6: (Flashback) Shego meets a young Ron.
Chapter 7: (Lemon) Ron and Kim skip class.

Based on the works of
oobidoobi GreenScar1990 and Henrik Hammer Hedemann...

The Mad Dog of Middleton: Mystical Fever

Kim made short work of the henchmen. All but a few remained conscious, and all chose to run after seeing what was done to one of their sergeants, the Red Ox, in a manner of seconds. Ron and Kim had great chemistry and knew how to cover for each other when it was needed. As always, Shego was the last remaining. Kim's kicks glazed her head. She was so damn fast, Ron thought. And her form was refined to perfection. He remembered a few years back, Kim impersonated a man to take part in and win a male-only fighting tournament. The Prince of Kicks is what the mystery participant is now known as. Only Ron knew the truth of that person's identity. He threw punches that landed easily, given it was two-on-one. Still Shego put up a respectable effort, withstanding an offensive array few others in the entire world could.

"Fuck me. Someone's been beefing up." Shego said. "Those actually stung a little, kid."

"I'm kinda touched that you even bothered to notice." Before it was a rarity for Shego to really acknowledge his strength, much less his existence. Banned from Bueno Nacho and sent to the gym everyday is what his coach decided since Ron became the star quarterback. His movements didn't suffer much from the added muscle. Ron sidestepped Shego's attacks while Kim sweeped the leg. Even when things felt awkward between them, Ron and Kim still worked well together.

Shego was too stubborn to give up. After getting beat down by Kim many times throughout her life, the fallen heroine never gives up. It's worse now that Ron became a capable fighter since going overseas. Her bruised face showed frustration. She rolled to dodge and got back up, with some blood trickling down her nose. "You're gonna have to hit harder than that bud!" Ron almost felt bad for her, but her little stint with the synth made him want some form of recompense on the beautiful villain.

A neon glow emitted from Shego's right hand.

"To me, Ron!" Kim said with concern. He complied and got behind her. Then, a bright shield protected them from harm, deflecting the plasma.

"Well that's kinda cheap."

Kim wore her battle suit under her black outfit. After all, stealth isn't easy when you're styling in all white. The green energy dissipated in her hands. Ron figured out Shego's plasma ability can only be used for a limited period of time. This wasn't the case before, but her power must be fading, seeing as how she wasn't using it frequently anymore.

"Kim Possible." A recognizable, unpleasant voice came from behind an open hatch to the cellars. Had to belong to Drakken. He was no fighter so he strayed a good distance away from the real fights. He seemed much less flamboyant and talkative as of late. The bad guys seemed like they were getting desperate. Shego would never admit to it, but they were. His haggard complexion was most noticeable in the lights of an opened freezing unit he lurked past. There was something in his hand. He gave it a casual toss, and the pineapple-like object was thrown in the air, falling on them. Shego grinned despite her being relatively near, shutting her eyes, and plugging her ears.

"Grenade!" Kim kept her eyes on where it traveled, backstepping.

Ron turned away. And then, a deafening ring.

It was not a normal grenade, but a disguised flash grenade. The appearance of it must be to catch her off guard. He was disoriented, but Ron ran to help Kim. But in thinking it was an attacking Shego, Kim took his helping hand and flipped him over. In the commotion, the mad doctor picked up what Ron remembered was the Reverse Polarizer, and promptly fired at Kim, seemingly making her fall unconscious as her body went still.

"No!" Ron let Shego have it, but one on one, Shego was his equal, and could outlast him given their track record. The two traded lightning-like blows. This must have been their plan to turn Kim into one of them. The horror soon set in. Ron swung as hard as he could, trying to finish the fight quickly, and she blocked every hit.

"You're predictable, sidekick." Shego taunted. She held him so he couldn't run while whaling on him. "Too late to save the princess!"

As if on cue, Kim did an impressive kip-up, and cartwheeled to her archenemy Shego, nearly taking her head off with a high kick. The raven haired woman backed off. "And who needs saving exactly?" Kim asked.

"KP!" Ron exclaimed in relief.

Shego grumbled.

"It's funny. I don't feel any different.." Kim didn't look different either. Ron looked ill when he was changed by the Reverse Polarizer. Kim didn't share the same symptoms.

She rubbed the dust off her cheek. "Guess it's a dud, Doctor D." Shego said, tired but jovial. "I'm honestly glad it didn't work. I would never want to work with you unless I had no other choice, I'd much rather just beat you the old fashioned away.. But to think you're seriously that much of a girl scout." She cackled. "It must not work on anyone without one speck of evil in 'em, like Kimmy here."

Ron wanted to double-check. He could barely understand how that thing even works, other than the surface-level description.

"Are you sure you're alright KP?"

"Don't worry babe. It won't be that easy to stop me."

"See, doc. Like I said, you should have tried using it on HIM!" Shego took the Reverse-Polarizer from Drakken's hands and charged towards the duo with it. Ron decided to meet her head on, as she tried blasting him point blank.

"Not a chance!" Ron instinctively kicked it out of her hands like it was the world cup. The last time he went bad he embarrassed himself and attacked his own family. The helmet went flying out of her hands. Ron jabbed her in the gut, blocked two hits and socked her in the ear, though it didn't make full contact.

"Tsk. You really play hard to get." His shots didn't phase her, in fact, she was enjoying herself more than anything else.

"Way to go Ron!" Kim was impressed, and gave his bicep a pat. "It might not have worked anyways, seems to me it's malfunctioning." The redhead turned to Shego, with a smug look. "Let's wrap up here shall we? The two of us are supposed to be on a date right now."

"Hooh? We ain't through princess, not by a long shot." Shego readied with a fighter's posture, somewhat irritated the heroine was getting cocky and treating a fight like it's no big deal. "Still think this was a good idea, genius?" The woman asked her partner in an I told you so manner of speaking.

"The day is lost. It's high time we depart."

"Smartest thing you've said all year," Kim said. "But I'm afraid, you won't be going anywhere unless you're knocked out or handcuffed. Straitjacket works too."

Kinky, Ron thought. The madman said nothing in response, which was unlike him.

Shego said, "Oh I'd love to see you-!"

"Try right? For the hundredth time, and succeed. It's kind of the thing we do every time, for the record." Ron interrupted Shego with a joke he thought sounded better in his head. But they were really going through the motions. It was just boring. Still, something lingered in the back of his mind. Shego wouldn't want to work with Kim. Her exact words. He made a troubled face as he thought about the implications.

The blond approached her from behind before she could react, and held her. "Um, Ron, what are you doing? I mean you know I don't mind a little skinship, in fact it's welcome, but while on a mission is a little.."

"Stay still." He got her in a hold, though he was reluctant, he didn't want to use force on his girlfriend. Man, did her hair give off a nice fragrance. It reminded him of his time in France. "Unless you resist, I won't have to hurt you." He paused. "Okay, that sounds creepy, sorry."

"No big, just." Kim said, weirded out. "You're making me look bad in front of the archenemies babe."

She seemed innocent enough, but he felt it was all an act to slip away, while still remaining evil. That's what a smart villain would do. Ron might be overthinking this, and this would go down as one of his worst moments, but better to play it safe than having to deal with an evil girlfriend.

"We mustn't get in the way of a lover's quarrel. Come Shego." Drakken left the warehouse with Shego in tow. She seemed disappointed at being unable to enjoy the show, looking back with curiosity at how it will play out. Ron heard her argue with the doctor, but she was too far for him to make out the words.

"Okay, that's enough." Kim in one swift motion, got out of the hold and shoved him away.

He raised his hands to try and reason with her, like he was talking her down from doing something she was going to regret. "Kim, you're going to have to listen to me alright." If Kim was evil, then the world is pretty much fucked. He couldn't take that risk, even if he loved her. The Kim he knows would let this treatment slide if it means saving her from ruining the past years of her blood, sweat and tears.

"We can talk about this later. Shego and Drakken are getting away." She was about to run, but Ron grabbed her by the hand, pulling back.

"Hold on!"

"If this is about the Reverse-Polarizer, relax. I'm the same. Just look at me." He looked into her green eyes. She was still the same beautiful teenage girl, no doubt. She certainly didn't have the impulse of wearing a lame comic book outfit, as a number of her rogue's gallery has done, though Ron himself is guilty of doing that.

Ron didn't listen to her, having the feeling she was trying to throw him off. "The police will be here soon, right? I think we should be here to explain the situation. We did just leave a pile of bodies scattered about on private property." Plus after this he wanted her escorted to a location with the authorities backing him up. If worst comes to worst he needed help. He put two fingers on his custom earpiece. "Wade? You aware of our predicament?"

"The gist of it." The boy replied.

Wade put a bug on Ron in case they wanted to extract information. Most everything is being listened in on and recorded for future use.

"You got a secure area for us? Somewhere she can stay for the night. I just want to be sure she's, well, not evil." If Shego wouldn't work with her, it stands to reason that a heel-turned Kim wouldn't work with Shego and would try and hide their intentions like an actual intelligent villain would. That line of reasoning might be a little weak and jumping to assumptions, but he couldn't take that chance that today just happens to be the one time that Reverse-Polarizer failed.

"Ron you're being ridiculous. Ow! Ron you're seriously hurting me. Let go!"

He could hear wailing sirens in the distance. "Kim, you need t- wait!"

Kim struck hard and true, and the hits were so painful. He did his best to grit through the pain while he tried to catch the punches and pin her down with his weight. The heroine slipped away from his grasp, and used her acrobatics to put some distance between them. While mid leap, her pretty green eyes glazed over, and then out of nowhere, his best friend collapsed onto the floor.

He's been different since they started dating. Maybe it's because he feels pressured, or feels like he's not good enough. So he changed. She loves the new Ron. But he seems so sad, like he's just a shadow of what he used to be. Kim always knocked him down when he was high off a power trip. That's what she thought was best for him. That that side of him wasn't really him. After a decade of being partners, they were finally lovers, yet Ron still seems unsatisfied. It made her feel like she wasn't doing enough for him as his best friend.

Shego fired that thing at Ron for a reason, the Reverse-Polarizer has worked on him before.

Kim remembered one of the many little conversations she's had with Shego. "There's still good in you. I saw it. You can still change." Kim had said to Shego. And that woman said back with gusto, "If what you saw when I taught at that high school was what's really buried deep down, there must be some evil in him too, then. Ever think about that?"

Ron was her boyfriend. Her childhood friend. But there were things even he hid from her. Not that Kim was any better, but there wasn't such a thing as a completely transparent relationship. Kim thought back to what was told to her about two agents at Global Justice.

The story of two agents who shared a love, though they were not lovers, but siblings. They fought together for the sake of protecting the world, and they even endured torture together, with both of them losing an eye during their interrogations. When it seemed like they were inseparable, they ended up walking different paths. Kim often wondered if that could happen to her and Ron. Separated by ideals, cursed to be in conflict. She didn't want that kind of tragedy to be their ending. But to stay loyal to a person through thick and thin, no matter what happens. It seems fairy tale impossible.

But isn't that what love is supposed to be?

She was uncertain about Ron being beside her, but as the years passed he proved to her he wasn't someone she should be doubting. She owed him her life and more. And she wasn't blind to the risks and the hardships he has endured for her sake. But sometimes, she thought the real Ron would appear only when she wasn't around to see it. Like he had something to hide. Kim has been trying to mold him into a person that suits her, and that would be convenient for her. Not that she was completely indifferent to his feelings, and it's not like it's entirely on her for her partner's decisions. Ron chose to be the way he is then, and the same can be said for today. But deep down she was embarrassed of how he used to be. So, the silly boy was slowly stamped out of him.

The more he matured, the less he smiled.

Electronique shifts to the extreme side of good from her being afflicted by the attitudinator. But it was her own preconceived idea of what a good person is, not one concrete idea. And everyone has their own beliefs about what a good person is. If Kim now falls on the other side of that coin as he once did, she tried to think of what that would entail. Evil is giving in to one's more baser desires. To use one's gifts for self-gain. To not follow the norms dictated by society, and rebel. She has always followed what others needed her to be.

But deep down, she was just a girl with wants and needs too.

Words from the past echoed in her head.

"Danny's a misunderstood jerk," Kim once said to him. "There's a diff?" "Yeah! A hottie diff."

"Sooo, you like the bad boys!"

Kim knew he has been working hard for her sake to be a man she would want. He sacrificed a lot and is constantly trying to live up to her. Lately a lot of girls have been jumping on the Ron bandwagon because of his increasing fame and confidence. She was proud of the progress of their relationship, but despite everything looking up, Ron has a dull look in his eye, or, a disingenuous smile of disinterest with the status quo. This has even crept into their bedroom encounters.

Her first time with him was a lovely night. "Are you sure about this KP?" He had asked, to ensure she didn't feel pressured.

"N-no big." Kim's voice was shaking, thinking, How is that monster going to fit inside me?

Her worries evaporated in mere seconds with it being a purely pleasurable experience.

There was just one thing missing, she noticed weeks later. There was a bit of blood left over. But the condom was thrown out empty. Those other nights too, ended with Kim not being able to handle anymore and calling it in early.

She awoke to the sound of her lover's voice. "Something in her must have snapped, I got no idea. This is why these so-called geniuses need to stop and think before making this kind of a crap." Ron said angrily. The attitudinators have a lifespan of about a month, and they have been discontinued at HenchCo for obvious reasons. The inventor has dropped off the map.

"Ron?" Kim found herself in a room. It was familiar territory, an old safe house used by some criminals. It was long abandoned. Kim could vaguely remember being held here after being captured, but in typical fashion, she escaped from her confines and won the day.

"Kim, are you... you?" Ron walked away from a view screen latched on a wall. He seemed anxious, like he was afraid she would rush him.

"You really don't trust your own girlfriend, huh?"

"Only when she's beating me up." He grinned.

"Try seeing it from my point of view Ron. Bad guys getting away, you having a really strong grip, crushing my fingers... and you weren't exactly listening to me either." Ron might have meant well, but he kept holding onto her and plain refused to let go. He might not fully understand his own strength, but it hurt too much for her to not react in self defense.

Ron finally started looking guilty, as he should. "I don't remember you ever hitting me with intent like that before."

Kim calmed herself down. She found fault with how he treated her and felt that was necessary. "I'm not perfect. I did you wrong too." Her mother taught her never to let a man get physical with you. The same should go both ways, no matter the circumstances. "Sorry."

"Me too. I am still getting used to things. It was only a year back when I couldn't do anything on my own." God he was cute then.

"We're really going to need some kind of safe word if we're going to do that again, okay?" Kim said to bring some levity. They shared a quick laugh. "I mean, I was fine with it at first! But it got a little rough-"

"Okay, enough with the euphemism, you're real clever."

"I learned it from watching you," Kim pretended to sob, acting like he was her father.

"And there are actual children in this room."

"Don't mind me." The chubby boy said on the viewscreen. His nervous smile turned to a guilty frown as Kim shot him a look.

"I'm not wearing this thing ever again." There was no doubt in her mind. Kim electrified by some hundred volts from her own battle suit. "How long has that function been installed?"

"I am sorry, Kim." He tread carefully. "It was a failsafe meant for would-be thieves. I never thought I'd have to use it on you, but I couldn't just sit and listen while you two fought each other."

"If you're really worried, go ahead and use that attitudinator to revert me back to normal," Kim proposed it if they hadn't already.

"Ron.. broke it with his football punt," Wade said.

Her partner twinged in shame. She found it hard to be mad at the guy, finding him cute when he screws up. "What's the plan then?"

"Electronique lasted an entire week before returning to normal, but I feel like you really are the same old Kim. I think just one night will do," Ron said. Kim was relieved. "Wade called your parents and the school. We'll order some food, Wade can stream us some movies, and I'll be here too." Ron said. "As long as you're stuck here, might as well make a date out of it."

"I'm grateful." Her tone sounded weak, often an indication for sarcasm, but she meant it.

Wade, who has never experienced disappointment directed towards him from Kim before, said, "I have to sign off. Call me if something comes up." He acts like he has to go, but really he's still going to be in his room glued to his computer. She might have to reassure the guy later. The boy genius only did what he thought was right after all.

"Sounds like we're all going to have trust issues now." He grimaced.

Ron took off his clothes and changed out of his sweaty black outfit, having brought duffle bags. Kim was shamelessly checking him out head to toe. His toned abs, his broad chest, and a face that has slimmed and developed with age. Once she got a look at his boxer shorts, her thoughts shifted to one day earlier, when she realized he didn't look particularly happy after a night of intercourse. In fact he forced himself to smile. Anyone would feel insecure about being inadequate in bed. She just imagined this would be reversed.

Not that she was full of herself, but few could argue against Kim being a catch for any guy, and the number of times she's been asked out, and the several offers made to model for agencies and magazines is proof enough she's desirable.

Kim thought about the sex. What lovers are supposed to do to reciprocate their feelings. His touch was so sweet and intoxicating. She had a mind melting orgasm, and she acted in ways she never thought she would. This feeling was somehow, not mutual. "I'm sorry for not getting you off when we do it."

He blinked at her, putting on some pants. He thought he misheard her. "Say that again?"

"I'm sorry you're not getting off." Kim repeated with emphasis. "I've noticed, and I feel like you're not getting the most out of this relationship." She has never been this casual talking about it before, but she no longer felt shy. She attributed this to finally growing into an adult.

"Wait you're serious? KP, that is like the last thing on my mind, especially now."

"Please. It's the only thing on a guy's mind at this time of your life. You don't need to lie to me. I see you peeking glances at the girls during practice. I'm not dense, you know." She half-expected him to call her paranoid or crazy like most other men would. He didn't, though Kim didn't really know if she should be upset or happy he didn't deny it. She supposed it's normal to find many others attractive. "Tell me. Have you been fantasizing about other girls?" Kim noticed her body clenching up. But Kim didn't feel anger as a normal person would. It was a new sensation, one not exactly bad.

"I would never, ever cheat on you, you know that." He couldn't look her in the eyes. Red flag.

Kim remembered all the times Ron would have another girl wrapped around his arm. Those memories are most vivid when her cheerleading rival tried getting his attention on many occasions. It was like that girl jumped on him the moment he became a hot commodity. From when he became rich after creating a new kind of food, to when he became the voice of gossip as the journalist for his viral website, and now that he's a football star, he has caught the eyes of every girl at school.

She remembered being childhood friends with them both, and thought maybe somewhere behind that primadonna was the friend that once played with them. Nowadays, Bonnie would try and sabotage or embarrass Kim every chance she got. Even though she was the worst of the school's bullies for always getting away with anything, Kim knew boys like Ron found Bonnie enticing.

"Am I... too boring?" Kim asked outright. Ron hesitated when he approached to comfort her, not knowing if she was being real or not. His silence was enough of an answer for her.

"You're the one out of my league, Kim. Ask anyone. There's not a single day that goes by that I can't believe how you accepted me as your boyfriend above anyone else. I don't like saying it because it's embarrassing when I'm the one saying it, but I love you, Kim." His words made her smile like a giddy child. "I swear, if this is all some way of messing with me, and the real Kim is buried under there somewhere and I won't have any idea, it's working."

He's wrong. The real Kim is the fake. With renewed faith in herself, she said, "All this has been on my mind for a long time, Ron." Even if Kim was given an attitude adjustment, Ron's talk with the authorities regarding the Electronique incident revealed he was in total control. He simply didn't care about the consequences. Kim was confident in having the willpower to persevere against evil.

Kim boldly pressed herself up against Ron. She promised to spice things up, to be the best girlfriend she could be, and not just his best friend. Maybe that's what she wanted too. She wondered if she ever cared about consequences in the first place. If it's all just for show, to save face in front of her family or even her peers. It all seems so petty now. Her love for him is more important. These new feelings will remain in her heart, it's the only truth she knows, and even if the world goes against her, she wanted what any girl her age would want. A young, passionate love life with the man of her dreams.