"OC guide" this, "Mary Sue test" that. Will no one think of the poor characters who are forced to dwell in between? (This is more for Self-Inserts in general; I'll just be using Fullmetal Alchemist for examples and analogies and the like.)

Now changed to vague non-named third person. Al should've listened to granny Pinako. "Really? Why did you pick that up off the street!"

ONE-SHOTS. Random blah, blah, blah scenes that I wrote dealing with the ever so gorgeous and annoyingly stubborn Colonel who the character is, leave to your imagination ;)

One rainy evening a stranger knocks on the Elric brothers' door. There is something about the stranger that Edward is drawn to, but what? What will Edward encounter when he experience feelings he did not know he had? In addition, how will this affect the youngest brother? Warning: Roy/Ed

Post-manga. While in the West, Edward sends Winry a letter.

"Always together and forever apart," the curse placed on two lovers by an envious Bishop. By day she is a hawk and by night he is a wolf. Then there's Edward 'Fullmetal' Elric, a petty thief who somehow stumbles into the whole mess while escaping from prison. [Royai AU based on the movie Ladyhawke]

I met him during the fire. I met him while eating ice cream. I met him while drunk. I met him, and he destroyed me.

FMA, time travel, romance and a killer on the loose, what could possibly go wrong. pairings edwin,almei,royai and oc's

A few years after the promised day Ed visits Roy and Havoc in Ishval only to be invited by the new couple to join them for a night. He agrees and thus starts something that could slowly develop into something beautiful. Roy/Ed/Havoc

"This can't be happening!" Those were Roy's words as he screamed, staring at the person in the mirror. His 'handsome' and adult boy was now fifteen years younger. You could say that Roy was...a...teenager again! But how did this happen? And where could he go to get some help? Oh No… (Story won't begin until Personality Siblings is Complete!) PARENTAL: Roy!Edward and Riza!Edward

Everyone thought that they would never see Edward Elric again, especially after he "transformed" at the wrong place and time. But they were wrong. Now the Elric Brothers along with help from the Colonel must help Edward turn back to his normal Fullmetal self. But what has he turned into and who is behind this transformation? Small hint of pairings and minor cursing...

When Jean and Rebecca end up at the same bar, neither of them are willing to leave, and so begins an usual but fun not-really-a-date night.

Roy and Riza are trapped in an elevator. What shenanigans can Roy think up? Riza already knows the answer.

The music reminds Roy of his childhood at Madam Christmas' bar, and he just wishes that Riza could experience that same joy and warmth he feels whenever he hears it.

When their headquarters in Ishval is destroyed with Roy inside, Riza struggles with her refusal to give up on Roy being alive and whether or not she can complete their work without him as Havoc attempts to help her.

All Roy wants is a slice of spinach quiche after the work week from hell, but apparently Havoc was never taught how to share.

A Young mother running from the abusive father of her two sons finds hope again

DRABBLE. YAOI. ArcherxKimblee. Rated M bcs (lemmon? something like that) and bad language. I think that this could have a plot. "Lick my boots like the military dog you are, Kimblee or I'm going to shot you in the head with my gun. No, I have a better idea" Archer says while he unbuttoned his pants. "Suck it, dog."

(DISCONTINUED) Roy is having strange nightmares, too realistic to be dreams. It's driving him crazy and even his team begins to think he is going mental. Why do all his dreams consist of him being just too late to save his friends. When the line between reality and dream blurs Roy begins to think he finally lost it... That's when Edward begins having dreams to.

Drabble. They were inseparable.

Ed's a girl... enough said... Ed has somehow changed into a female and now Alphonse, Risa, Winry and an unsuspecting Roy Mustang must help her to change back... before it's too late!

She never could say no to him, even over the most ridiculous of requests. [lingfan drabble, fake relationship au]

Two years after the Promised Day, Edward is living life comfortably as a teacher.. Everything seems peaceful until things explode out of control. Imprisoned by a man with a strange, foreign alchemy, Ed can only watch as inhumane acts of evil are committed before his eyes, with no way to stop them. And the man's odd religious adoration of him doesn't make things any easier. RoyEd

Who knew that restricting yourself to one solid religion was the only way to avoid asshole gods and an adventure in another dimension? Not me, obviously. [FMA:B Universe]

Post brotherhood. EdxWinry. Edward and Winry and happily married and living in central when tragedy befalls their household. Rated T for mature themes.