Random homunculi tributes made just for your enjoyment if you're looking for a laugh. Also if you want to here greed and Envy say "My tummy hurts" this is the place. Not till later chapters though. Please Read and Review! Rated for safety

its a royai love story and they are doing their normal thing after work hours

Mustang is bored his fellow recruits suggest he does something, so he takes their advice and does.Indication of yaoi. Oneshot

Riza’s sick and Roy wants her to go home, but since when she SHE listen to ROY? She’s more interested in keeping everyone on track for that night’s military ball. See how the team finally gets Riza home, and how fluffy Roy can be... RoyRiza undertones

Trying to get around fraternization laws is difficult. Keeping a forbidden family secret under the noses of the Homunculi is harder. Doing so with Edward Elric around? Roy & Riza are about to learn the meaning of impossible. Last chapter: A son unmasked.

Edward Elric used to dream. Light Elricest. Dedicated to my friend Lio.

Oneshot. A murderer has been to Central overnight. A murderer that likes to play with his victims before he kills them. Which victims did he decide on this time? Character deaths and a reasonable amount of blood and gore. Ye be warned.

Includes 'FMA goes to the psychiratrist'. Songfics, angst, romance, crack, whatever i'm feeling at the time...R&R

Colonel Roy Mustang and First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye have been accused of assassinating the Fuhrer and have been placed behind bars. What if they managed to escape and the military is hunting the both of them down? Royai. CHAPTER FIVE POSTED! 02/01/08

He had to wake up. Life couldn't be this cruel, this unfair...An Al-centric ficlet. not Elricest.

When Ed is stuck on the other side of the Gate, his mind wanders. What will his thoughts lead our favorite blonde alchemist to do? And how will Mustang respond? //Song Fic/Mentions of shounen-ai/minor language/ooc/character death\\

Envy and Wrath are left alone for 8 hours...let the madness begin! -Now Complete-

A new Alchemist appers on the scene, with orders to kill Scar. The only proplem is, The Bloody Cat Alchemist has never obeyed orders. refer to foot notes, their funny. Now complete.

Winry's pregnant and is now having extreme morning sickness,horrible cravings, and mood swings. What is Ed going to do? Epilogue now up! EdWin

What do you do when you want to know something, but the older brother won't say a word? Ask the younger brother, of course! He doesn't know any better anyway...

I want to become human, nothing more." A short one-shot dedictated to the homunculi.

The brothers are presented with another seemingly trivial lead on the Stone, and prepare themselves for another disappointment. However, they remain unprepared for what else this journey might have in store for them. Elricest, armor!Al, lime, WAFF, plot

After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!

Inspiration from lyrics to "Call Me When You're Sober" Evanescence . One-shot, implied Roy/Maes.

When Trisha is murdered by the military, Ed turns into a vicious hater of the military. Unicorn's aren't real...are they? yaoi future. Idea gotten from reading wolf story by QuitexSoul. I got permission. T for now

Songfic to "Thank-you" by Dido. Al is dead and Winry helps Ed cope with the loss. Rated T for teen for character death and alcohol abuse. Dark beginning and cheesy ending. Don't like cheese? Don't read.

Post Movie Fic. Roy is back in Central and Riza helps him fix up his house. As he does, he reads a letter given to him before he left. A promise made, a promise fulfilled

RoyOlivier. The rating has been adjusted downward from M. Ch 18 - Jean attempts lunch with Riza, to find that the worst day of his life is about to unfold. Next chapter, we will see Riza's same experience on that awful day.

I’ll be choosing my side for myself. - Right, right. Just make sure it’s the one you want, eh? Wouldn’t want a pretty thing like you getting dusty. GreedLust

Ed and Al have been separated between worlds.Ed,now forced to play the part of a young girl,is faced with homunculi and an evil god hell bent on taking away his soul.But when kidnappings,invasions,and red stones show up,its time to be worried.Not a MS