BONGGGGGGG!

The ring of the shrine bell greeted Tomoko as she crested the top of the steps. Dressed in an elegant yellow yukata, she had her hair done up in a curly bun. The long sleeves of her dress fell past her hands, but the soft fabric was quite relieving in the strenuous heat of summer.

Next to her, a man wearing a dark green robe had his arms crossed, the long sleeves creating an image of elegant strength.

"Ah, here we are!"

Izuku and Tomoko had embarked on their date. To complement Tomoko's unique hairdo, Izuku had slicked back his normally wild hair, so it lay flat backwards. The lack of his trademark curls was a little off putting, but there could be no mistaking his large green eyes and freckles. It seemed to be enough of a disguise, as nobody had given them a second glance on their way here.

Izuku had suggested a topknot for the date. He'd assumed it would be so distracting that people wouldn't be looking too closely at his face. The cold stares he'd received in response dissuaded him from the notion.

"Under no circumstances are you making yourself look like a moron in front of any girl who likes you," Kyoka had said bluntly, forcing him down into a chair and scooping out some hair gel.

Izuku had long since come to the realization that the women in his life scared him far more than most villains. He wasn't sure how to feel about that.

Coming up to Izuku's chest, Tomoko looked up at him. "I must admit, I'm taken aback by how… traditional this is."

"Well, looking for a little luck never hurt anybody. The girls did an excellent job on your hair. You look breathtaking."

"You've been practicing that one?" All the same, Tomoko blushed. She brought a hand up to touch the tresses of her hair.

"But Ochaco and the others did an incredible job with this, yes. I'll have to thank them again."

"It's a specialty of hers. She really likes that look. Why don't we get going?"

They made their way to the offering box, each tossing in some money.

"Sure you don't want me to pay for you?"

"I'm quirkless, not broke. Let me preserve a little dignity."

"Oh, uh… sorry."

"Lighten up, there's no need to apologize! Geez, and I was nervous about making you upset after the other day."

"In all honesty, I didn't really mind three women on top of me…"

Color rose in Tomoko's cheeks. "Ah, yes. Yes, I suppose you wouldn't."

They bowed.

"Wish for anything in particular?" Izuku asked.

Tomoko held a finger to her lips. "That's a secret. I hear in the west they like to keep these things tight-lipped, for a better chance of the wish coming true."

"And? Does it work?"

"I'll let you know if it does." The two began walking down the steps. The gentle chatter and buzz of voices drifted over to them. A few minutes later they'd made their way back down the shrine and found themselves in a bustling line of stands.

"Feels like forever since I've been to a summer festival like this," Tomoko said, spinning around. "There are so many stands I want to try out! C'mon Deku, let's go."

"Right."

There were a number of attractions. Tomoko was quite a skilled marksman, as it turned out. Izuku's aim was equally as good, and they both walked away with sizable matching plushies of green and yellow monkeys.

"No monkey business here, is there?"

"Har, har." Tomoko humored him.

After that they toured the rest of the festival. Eating takoyaki, wearing masks, posing in cutouts of old daimyos and his samurai. Tomoko's eyes drifted to the cotton candy stand, and despite insisting she didn't want anything Izuku bought her some anyway. She ended up eating the treat silently, obviously content.

As they were walking, Izuku thought he saw a flash of long, blue and pink hair pass by him. Whirling around, he tried to find where it had gone but there were too many people to discern whether the person he thought he saw was there.

"Deku?"

"… Nothing. Just… thought I saw somebody. It's nothing, let's keep going."

And so their date continued uninterrupted, until—

"Hey, the lovely couple over there! The greenheads! Yeah, you! You wanna come over and try out our special fortune."

A man wearing a bandana sitting at a table squished in between the stands beckoned them over. Before him was a crystal ball.

"We already made a prayer at the shrine though… Not fond of pushing my luck."

"It couldn't hurt to hear what he has to say," Izuku pointed out, handing over a few hundred yen.

"Thank you very much sir. Now, how long have you two lovelies been dating?"

"Uhhhh… just a day, actually." Tomoko replied.

"Oh? I would've thought you'd been together for a while with how good you look."

"I bet you say that to every new couple you come across," Tomoko chuckled nervously.

"Well good sir, we've waited long enough. Why don't you tell us what's in store for the two of us?"

"Hold your horses, I'm getting to it… say, have I seen you somewhere before?"

"I just have one of those faces," Izuku said.

"I see… okay then, here we are. For the two of you…"

The fortune teller continued to palm his crystal ball. He smoothly ran his hands over it. He frowned as his eyes blinked open. "Hang on, this one has to be a dud…"

"What is it?"

"Well, normally I see a vision of a couple happy together or. Well, breaking up. And if one of them is cheating they either end up with somebody else or by themselves. But whenever I kept trying to push forward and try to see the two of you, I saw so many others with you. Couldn't make out their faces, but great Buddha, there had to be damn near thirty of them! I've never seen this before in my life."

Izuku could hear something fraying in the back of his head finally give way. His eyes grew blank.

"Th… thirty?"

"Hang on, let me try again."

It had to be a mistake. No way. No freaking way.

"De— uh, I mean, honey…"

Izuku couldn't hear her.

"What else can you see?"

"Don't rush me lad… hmm…"

The fortune teller's eyes grew wide in shock, eyebrows shooting up beneath his bandana.

"This is… well."

"What!? What does it say!?"

"… No, you would never believe me. I'm sorry for leading you on—"

"Tell me."

"I'm serious—"

"Tell me. I need to know."

The fortune teller took off his bandana, looking up at Izuku. "When I kept seeing those thirty women, I decided to push a little further."

"… And."

"Well. If this is to be believed, and trust me, I've never been wrong… you're going to be having over one hundred kids."

All the noise in the world seemed to vanish. Izuku felt a chill creep into his very soul.

"One… one… one hund… one hundred children?"

"… Yes."

"Oh, this has to be a joke. Come on." Tomoko tried to tug Izuku away, but he remained rooted to the spot.

"Let's go alr—whoa!"

Izuku had keeled forward and was leaning on Tomoko for support. Their winnings from the day were in danger of falling to the ground.

"One hundred kids… one hundred kids," Izuku kept muttering to himself.

He'd fought and defeated All For One. He'd fought and defeated Shigaraki. He'd slummed it out as a vigilante, tormenting his body and soul and risen to become the greatest hero in the world. He'd truly gone to hell and back. But this revelation was what had brought down the mighty Deku to a gibbering mess, leaning on his date for support.

Back at the Midoriya household, it was another ordinary day. Several of the girls were out on the patrol, but a few were at home.

Ochaco entered the garage. "Hatsume, you there?"

The end of a boot sole thumped on the ground a few feet away. Ochaco made her way around to find Mei on a roller tuning up a car.

"I'd have expected you to be working on another gadget."

"Technically I am. Every piece of machinery is some fancy gadget at the end of the day. I'm just tuning up your cars for peak performance. You know, so you don't have to pay for them. Least I could do."

"Appreciate it… but they're not going to explode this time, are they?"

"Ha. No, not even I'm that reckless with other people's stuff. The things I mess up are completely my own inventions."

Mei wheeled herself out. Her appearance made Ochaco flush red and look the other way.

"But besides that, I need something to work on until my workshop is all set up. So anything I can find in this place to get up to speed will do."

"Um… Hatsume?"

"Yeah?"

"Could you please put a shirt on!?"

Covered in grease, Mei was dressed in her overalls. And only her overalls. The dark straps slung over her shoulders and clasped onto the front entrancingly holding up Mei's large breasts. The pink of her areolas were peaking over the top, and it seemed like a few raucous shakes would make the whole thing slide off her body.

"Why? I've told you guys I like dressing light like this. All bouncy and buoyant… I mean, free and unrestrictive."

She accentuated this with, indeed, bouncing up and down to make her outrageously large breasts attempt their daring escape. Ochaco was only a little disappointed they ultimately failed…

"I would appreciate it if you had a little decency. We've got a little girl living here."

"She's at school. Trust me, I learned my lesson from the day before. No stripping in front of minors. I admit, that was going a little too far. But as for our other lovely guests, well… I'm sure they don't mind the view."

Bending over to grab her toolbox, Mei wiggled her plump ass in Ochaco's direction. Gravity was also doing quite mesmerizing things to her chest as it drooped downward.

Ochaco sighed. "I'm not in the mood for any games, Hatsume. You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

Mei straightened herself back out."And what if I was?"

The abrupt shift from oblivious to sultrily playful became evident. Ochaco found her heart begin to beat a million miles an hour as Mei strutted toward her. Before she knew it, she had been pressed up against the wall, Mei's chest lightly touching her own.

"You think me copping a feel the other day was just me being eccentric? Believe me Uraraka, I want you. Izuku showed me a whole new world, and now I'm thinking about what his best girl can do for me too. I need to feel your massive tits against my skin…"

Mei cooed as she trailed her finger along Ochaco's shoulder. It slipped over the hem of her shirt, pulling it forward so she could peer at the cleavage hidden past it. She licked her lips.

"We could even do it right here, if you want." Mei tugged at a strap, lifting up her breast and letting go until it pleasingly slapped against her ribcage.

Ochaco gulped. Not even Rumi had been this aggressive. She felt as if Izuku had awoken a monster. Mei needed to be subdued, quickly. That, and she'd be lying if she said she hadn't noticed her own growing attraction to the busty inventor over the past few weeks.

"Well, I can't say that sounds all that bad…"

"Mhm?"

"… But not right now. At least, not right this second."

"Oh." Mei looked a little disappointed.

"But… tonight could be better. In one of the rooms."

Mei perked up. "Really!? Oh, ahem."

Clearing her breath, Mei began chuckling. "Damn, it was really that easy? And here I thought I was going to have to wear you down for a while until you said yes."

"In all honesty, it was only a matter of time before I, uh. Started pursuing you too." Ochaco scratched her cheek, blushing.

"Oh? So it's true. I've heard that you do it with all the other girls?"

"Well… I wouldn't put it like that, but yeah. Whenever Deku isn't around."

"That's honestly so hot," Mei whispered, the sultriness back in her tone. Ochaco, despite having grown adept at wooing the girls herself, could only gulp.

"And just so you know…" Mei leaned in close, breath tickling Ochaco's ear. "Every second we wait, my pussy is aching for you. I need to satisfy this yearning for your body. Your soft skin. I've even been dreaming about you, Uraraka. Do you dream about the people you love? Or feel desire for?"

"Uh… I mean. Sometimes."

Mei curled her lips as her hands lightly ghosted over Ochaco's breasts. "So you know how it feels… We'll do it in my room at 10, okay? See your lovely ass again tonight~!"

With that, Mei sauntered her way out of the garage. But not without one handedly cupping her large ass pressed tight against the bottom of her overalls and shooting Ochaco a wink. Once she shut the door behind her, Ochaco let out the breath she didn't realize she'd been holding in.

She had a feeling Mei was going to be her most difficult challenge yet. Just when she thought Rumi couldn't be surpassed. Although, as she recalled the provocative breath against her ear, she couldn't say she wasn't looking forward to it.

"I can't believe I let you see me like that," Izuku chuckled. Him and Tomoko were sitting down at a low table in a local restaurant. They'd changed back into their casual clothes.

"I mean, you're right, the guy has to be a scam artist because… wow!" He chortled.

"Well, it was a little odd when you do happen to be… in your situation." Tomoko's expression was warm and inviting. Izuku felt the need to apologize all over again for making a fool of himself but decided not to press the idea any further."

"I mean. One hundred kids! Pfft, yeah, that's peak comedy. Still, we made some good memories here. You satisfied?"

"Oh yeah!" Tomoko pulled up the stuffed monkeys. "Sure you want me to keep both?"

"Hold onto them until you're ready to take the next step," Izuku said. "I mean. If you will be, that is."

"You're so considerate," Tomoko said. "This has been the most fun I've had in ages. Years, maybe. I mean, who gets to go out on a date with the top hero in the world that often huh?"

"You flatter me too much."

"Well, it's true. And I think it's about time you recognize that, especially with your situation, you're the hottest commodity there is. Figuratively speaking, of course."

"So you consider yourself just another loyal customer?"

"No. An interested party. But… how does this usually go?"

"Uh. Well." Now that he actually thought about it, the fact he'd accrued eight girlfriends in the span of a few months was sheer lunacy.

"It goes really fast, actually," Izuku confessed. "So fast I kinda feel like I miss a few steps, and then stumble onto the next process and skip through a whole bunch of stuff again."

Tomoko grew puzzled. "You're not happy?"

"No, I'm thrilled. Everybody's been amazing to me. But… after spending the day with you I think this one has to be a little different. I wanna take my time. Stop rushing."

"Oh. You mean like, continue dating slowly like this."

"Yeah. Yeah. Is… is that weird? Do you wanna also take this a little… slow?"

"No, not at all. I was… kinda thinking the same thing. Stretch out this first part further. Because I really like you, and I really want this to work, but I've gotta be honest—"

"The situation being what it is," Izuku finished for her.

"Exactly. So this is not me saying no, dear God do I wanna continue this. It's just… I wanna wait and see where this goes."

Izuku raised his glass. "Here's to simply being happy about taking it slow."

"I'll drink to that," Tomoko said cheerily.

Later, once they'd eaten, Tomoko went up to use the restroom and left Izuku by himself. He couldn't help but tune into the conversations happening around him.

"… can you believe it's been five years since we first came here honey?"

"Not at all."

A young couple behind him were happily reminiscing.

"You nearly fell into the little fishpond they set up every festival. You would've had to pay them back for all those dead fish…"

"But I didn't have to, because I didn't fall and those little fishies stayed alive. At least, until the poor bastards died in a few months after being taken home by little kids…"

"Sweetheart…"

"Alright, alright. But it's funny, we went to visit that fortune teller and he told us that was exactly what was going to happen."

Izuku perked up. Was it… nah, had to be a different fortune teller.

"Yes, yes, the eccentric one with the bandana. Squished between the stalls!"

There had to be a lot of fortune tellers like that.

"He predicted everything. From the weather on our wedding night, to the airplane delay that pushed our honeymoon back a day… then they gave us those complimentary tickets so it all ended up fine. Just like he said!"

It had to be a coincidence. Again, could've been a completely different fortune teller for all he knew!

"The wildest part though… the quadruplets! I can still never get over that. What are the odds of having four children in one go?"

"I call it bad luck…"

"Sweetheart!"

"I know, I know. Bad joke on my part."

Tomoko came back to an Izuku staring at the table, his face pale. "Deku? What's wrong?"

"Nothing," Izuku said a little too quickly. "Why don't we get the bill? I'm paying, non-negotiable."

Afterward, Izuku walked Tomoko back to the train station. She turned around to wave goodbye as she boarded.

"I had an amazing time."

"Yeah. Let's get together again. Soon."

Tomoko gave him the brightest smile she could. "Everybody who meets you is lucky, Deku. Really. This was a special day for me."

Izuku, too touched to think of what to say, simply replied "Thank you."

As the train departed, Izuku whirled around. It was a peaceful night. Shouldn't be anybody getting up to any trouble, but he felt an impromptu patrol was in order.

Unbuttoning his shirt, Izuku prepared to duck into an alley when something whizzed in front of him.

DWHACK!

Embedded in the ground in front of him was a large blue and pink bullet. A speaker was at the end, a voice crackling out of it.

"Hey handsome. Been a while."

Startled, Izuku's eyes scanned the rooftops. He found his quarry sitting atop a telephone pole, her splendid two-tone hair cascading down past her body toward the ground. She had scars running down her face, but it did little to tarnish her beauty. She was smiling.

"Lady Nagant!"

Harem List:

Ochaco Uraraka

Momo Yaoyorozu

Itsuka Kendo

Kyoka Jiro

Rumi Usagiyama

Mina Ashido

Toru Hagakure

Mei Hatsume

Taking It Slow List:

Tomoko Shiretoko

Too Hot To Not Have Hook Up With Deku List:

Lady Nagant

Hey all. Been a while, I know. I've been doing some thinking and I wanna restructure the story a little moving forward. Instead of adding new girls within the span of a few chapters, I think it would be more natural for Izuku to be dating newer girls in tandem since I've got a more than solid base already for regular smut. Keep the story moving at a good pace. And how do you like the Nagant tease, eh? No way I wasn't including her.

I've done some more thinking too. Since I haven't shown her yet, I am indeed putting Mount Lady into the harem. And then I'll be adding just ooooone more after her and Nagant to round us up all the way to thirty girls, but we'll see. Anyway, it's good to be back. Thank you all for being so patient. Don't forget to fav/follow if you enjoyed this. See y'all next time.