New Age Louds

by Batdude365

This story is a series of one-shots taking place after “The Day They Found Out”, with the Louds resuming their lewd escapades, whether the kids be young or old. (Cover art by Chillguydraws; co-written by Harry65)

53. Candy Crusher

(Later that night, Lincoln's friends are back to their kid forms and are packing up their things.)

Stella: "We had a really great time here, Lincoln. And got to relieve some tension…" (winks)

Lincoln: "Uh huh." (laughs) "I should totally go to your place, Stella."

Stella: "Yeah, you should. My mom is dying to meet you." (chuckles)

Lincoln: "Looking forward to it."

(Emma and Chloe hug Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "Getting clingy, I see?"

Emma: "Yep, we may love Clyde, but we love you too."

Jordan: "There, I'm fully packed."

Chloe: "As much as I loved to talk, we gotta go."

Clyde: (fists bumps Lincoln) "Later on, dude."

Lincoln: "In a while, crocodiles."

(The five of them leave the house as Lincoln closes the door. He stretches and yawns.)

Lincoln: "I'm beat. Time for bed."

(Lincoln goes upstairs and changes into his PJ's as he hops on his bed. Meanwhile, in Lisa and Lily's room, Lisa is in her adult form and is fingering herself in her bed while in the nude.)

Lisa: "Oh, yes… Ooh…"

(What Lisa is fingering herself to is a recording of one of Lincoln's sex sessions on her phone.)

Lisa: "Oh yes, deflower her nice and rugged…"

(Next, Lisa rubs her right nipple with her right thumb and arches her back as she starts becoming wetter in her snatch.)

Lisa: (grunts; whispers) "I'm in desperate need of intimate penetration…"

(Lisa fingers her snatch in deeper, causing her to shoot her cum out as she pants.)

Lisa: (whispers) "Phew, so much…"

(Lisa sits up in her bed and swipes through her video gallery.)

Lisa: "I envy the females that are able to have intercourse with my dear brother in these recordings. I wish for his warm embrace now…"

(As Lisa starts touching herself again, she looks at her cloning machine and gets an idea.)

Lisa: "Hmm… Well, maybe just this once. Can be used as a test run…"

(Lisa gets out of bed and takses the beaker that has Lincoln's cum in it. She goes over to her cloning machine and pours a sample of her brother's semen into it.)

Lisa: "Just to produce one clone."

(Lisa punches in the number 1 on the keypad as the clone machine begins to shake and it stops.)

Lisa: (winces) "Should put a silent mode on this for the future."

(Lisa opens the door to the clone machine and sees a nude, white-haired man standing in it.)

Lisa: "Greetings. Do not be alarmed."

Lincoln #2: "What is this place? Where am I?"

Lisa: "This is a safe place, but I need you to come up to me."

(The Lincoln clone timidly walks up to Lisa, as she hugs him when he gets close enough to her.)

Lisa: "(rubs her cheek against Lincoln #2's chest) "Success… A fully grown recreation of a stud…"

Lincoln #2: "Who are you? And why are you naked?"

Lisa: "I am Lisa, and I have a feeling you're gonna like why."

(Lisa bends down to her knees to take a better look at Lincoln #2's massively grown penis.)

Lisa: (measures with a tape measure) "Yep, 11 inches. It's perfect. Very much close to the real thing."

Lincoln #2: "What are you gonna do with my wiener?"

Lisa: "Something very special…"

(Lisa then licks Lincoln #2's cock, as he reacts in shock.)

Lisa: "Mmm… You like that? If you did, you're really gonna like this…"

(Lisa kisses Lincoln #2's tip, then starts sucking on it while swirling her tongue around.)

Lincoln #2: "Oh… That tickles…"

(Brushing away some of her hair from her face, Lisa resumes her blowjob as Lincoln #2 starts to moan, taking more of his cock down her throat.)

Lincoln #2: "Why does this feel so warm?"

(Lisa then gropes on Lincoln #2's balls.)

Lisa: (in her mind) "Even his huge grapes are the same. Time to see if he's capable of producing cream like the original."

(Lisa deepthroats Lincoln #2's cock as the clone bites his lip. Lincoln #2 then feels something shaking from his penis.)

Lisa: (in her mind) "Here it comes!"

(Lincoln #2 shoots his semen into Lisa's throat as she gulps it up.)

Lincoln #2: "My wee wee hurts."

Lisa: (stands up; strokes cock) "Don't worry about it. I know how to soothe that pain. Come here…"

(Lisa beckons Lincoln #2 to the bed with her finger and a seductive grin. She then sits on the bed, spreading her legs for Lincoln #2.)

Lisa: (opens her vagina) "Put your wee wee in here. I promise this will make the pain go real quick…"

Lincoln #2: "Alright, if what you're saying is true…"

(The Lincoln clone gets close to Lisa and presses his cock up against her opening.)

Lisa: "Push more… Get as much as you can inside me…"

Lincoln #2: "Wow, you're really slippery down here…"

(Thanks to Lisa already being moist, the Lincoln clone manages to penetrate her with little resistance.)

Lisa: "Now move back and forth and keep it inside me at all costs…"

(Lincoln #2 heeds Lisa's instructions and makes her moan.)

Lisa: "Now try to go faster…"

(Lincoln #2 pushes faster into Lisa's snatch as she moans.)

Lisa: "Now can you do me a favor and touch these?" (points to her chest)

Lincoln #2: "What are those?"

Lisa: "These are my breasts. Street name, boobs."

(Lisa holds the Lincoln clone's hands and places them on her bosom. On his own, the Lincoln clone gently squeezes Lisa's tits.)

Lincoln #2: "Is this good?"

Lisa: "Yes, can you do them a little harder?"

Lincoln #2: "Boy, these things are soft and squishy…"

Lisa: "That's the point."

(Lincoln #2 goes even deeper into Lisa, eventually touching her womb. She screams as she hugs Lincoln tightly.)

Lincoln #2: (nervous) "Oh no, did I do something wrong?"

Lisa: "No… you're doing great! Let it out inside me!"

(Lincoln #2 pumps his semen into Lisa's womb as she screams once more, with her cumming afterwards.)

Lola: (from her room) "SHUT UP IN THERE!!"

(Lisa then realized the volume she was at, and she sees Lily slowly opening her eyes.)

Lily: "Huh?"

Lisa: "Oh, dear."

(Lily then cries.)

Lisa: "Damn it…"

(Lisa gets up and cradles Lily until she falls back asleep.)

Lisa: (frantically whispering) "Rock a bye baby on the treetop… Please go to sleep now, don't let your elder sister get caught…"

(Lily then goes to sleep as Lisa sets her down. Lisa sits back on the bed and examines the semen in her pussy.)

Lisa: "Phew, so much in me…"

Lincoln #2: "So, what now?"

Lisa: "I guess we can go to sleep."

(Lisa guides the clone to the cloning machine as he goes in, and after the machine shakes, the clone is gone. Lisa lays on her bed.)

Lisa: "Wow, what a session. Shame that he couldn't be in bed with me. The others may get suspicious…" (goes to sleep)

THE NEXT MORNING…

(Lincoln wakes up as he yawns.)

Lincoln: (yawns) "I think today's my date with Candy."

(After getting up, Lincoln walks out his room to see the long line to the bathroom, with Luan at the very back.)

Lincoln: (groans) "Come on…"

Luan: (notices Lincoln) "Oh, hey, little bro. Excited for your time with Candy?"

Lincoln: "I guess, sis. Though, I'm still a little peeved you set this whole thing up without my permission."

Luna: "What does this Candy girl look like, bro?"

(Lincoln went to his room to retrieve his laptop and showed Luna Candy's profile on the dating site.)

Luna: "Whoa! She's smokin' bro! And look at that blue hair!"

(The other sisters in line immediately gather around Lincoln and look at his laptop, Lana gets out of the bathroom and sees the commotion.)

Lana: "So that's the girl coming here tonight?"

Lincoln: "Yep." (to Luan) "Thanks to her…"

Luan: "Hey, maybe she'll be a nice lady… Another keeper for your girl collection…" (playfully nudges Lincoln with her elbow)

Lincoln: "Yeah, whatever. And no peeking at my date, and that goes for all of you."

Luan: "Aw, man. But I understand, Linc. We'll keep out of your hair."

Lincoln: "Good."

(Just then, Adult Lisa steps out of the room with Lily in her arms, rising groggily from the night before.)

Lisa: (rubs her eye under glasses) "What's all the hubbub about?"

Luan: "Lincoln's got a new girl over today."

Lola: "Show a little class for her, Lis. Making noise during the night, and getting up butt naked."

Lisa: "Apologies, if I had a rough night's sleep. In addition, you all wake up nude sometimes too."

Lola: "So, you could at least show some modesty, right, Linky?" (looks around) "Linky?"

(The girls then hear the bathroom door close and the shower nozzle start up.)

Leni: "Looks like Linky's freshening up…"

Lori: "And stole our spots too..."

(Downstairs, Rita is checking the newspaper as she gets a phone call.)

Rita: "Who could that be?"

(Rita picks up the phone and answers it.)

Rita: "Hello?"

Karen: "Hi, is this Lincoln's mother?"

Rita: "Speaking. This is Rita."

Karen: "Hi, I am Karen, and I came to let you know I met your son the other day, and he was such a little gentleman."

Rita: "Is that so? Did he do it with you?"

Karen: (blushes) "He actually did." (laughs)

Rita: "Yep, that's my Linky. Scoring girls' tails everywhere."

Karen: "I can't believe I did it with an eleven year old. My husband hasn't been able to satisfy me lately. And then, when Lincoln came along, something just awakened in me… My more lustful side… I tried to fight in, but I eventually gave in."

Rita: "That's the power of the Lincoln Log."

Karen: "I haven't had that much fun in a long time. My husband would flip if he found out I did it with Lynn's brother. We took a bath together, then had sex. I even let him eat ice cream while sitting on my lap."

Rita (smiles) "Sounds like you two had a blast."

Karen: "Yep, and I was wanting to have some more fun with him in the future."

Rita: "I'm sure he'll eagerly say yes."

Karen: "Oh, I gotta go. Need to take my kids to see their grandparents."

Rita: "Okay, see ya, Karen." (hangs up) "My Linky… the MILF hunter." (chuckles)

LATER THAT NIGHT…

(Adult Lincoln is combing his hair in his room.)

Lincoln: "Okay, hair looks great. Now to wait for Candy."

(Lincoln starts pacing around in the living room in front of the TV, waiting for the doorbell to ring. In his room, Lisa starts removing the camera from his ceiling.)

Lisa: (sighs) "Sorry, Luan… But privacy is needed for him…"

(Outside, a white Volkswagen pulls up at the front of the house as Candy steps out. She's wearing a blue turtleneck sweater, black skirt, and white pumps.)

Candy: "Okay, this is the place."

(Candy goes up to the door and rings the doorbell.)

Lincoln: "She's here!"

(Lincoln opens the door to reveal Candy.)

Lincoln: "Welcome to Casa Loud…"

Candy: "Wow! It's really you! You look great!"

Lincoln: "Same to you! Just like the picture! Your blue hair is great! C'mon in!"

(Lincoln escorts Candy into the house.)

Candy: "Really big place you got here."

Lincoln: "Thanks, got a lot of family here. The action will be in my room."

(Lincoln takes Candy to his room as he closes and locks the door. Candy sets her purse on Lincoln's dresser.)

Candy: "Wow, not bad of a room."

Lincoln: "Thanks. How about we start right now?"

(Lincoln gets up and removes his clothes until he's in his boxers. Lincoln sits down as Candy removes her clothes until she's in her underwear, which is a strapless blue two piece. She sits down next to him.)

Lincoln: "How long have you been to beauty school?"

Candy: "For two years." (feeling naughty) "And you're not bad of a hot stud."

(Candy lays on the bed while Lincoln crawls on all fours, hovering over her.)

Lincoln: "How's about some smooching to get us started?"

(Lincoln kisses Candy's cheeks and then her lips. Next, he holds her face with both hands and slips his tongue into her mouth, leading them to tongue wrestle.)

Candy: "Mmm.. you're a good kisser."

Lincoln: "You're so cute…"

(As Candy and Lincoln make out, the latter then reaches for the back of her bra and unclips it. Lincoln removes Candy's bra and tosses it on the floor.)

Lincoln: "Wow, nice rack."

Candy: "Hope you're a fan of big titties…" (smiles seductively; shakes boobs from side to side)

Lincoln: "The biggest…"

(Lincoln then gropes Candy's breasts and moves them around.)

Lincoln: "Wow… so soft…"

(Lincoln sucks on Candy's left nipple as he gropes the right, making her moan.)

Candy: "Oh yeah… Those magic hands and that mouth… Put them to good work…"

(Lincoln sucks on Candy's nipple to get her milk out. Candy bites her lip and moans as her breast fluids are being usurped.)

Candy: "Wow… you're a pro…"

(Lincoln finishes from the left nipple and starts on the right. All the while, Lincoln slithers his hand into Candy's panties and fingers her pussy.)

Lincoln: "Gettin' you nice and ready for your order of meat…

(Lincoln fingers Candy's pussy as she moans.)

Candy: "I can't wait for you to eat me out…"

(Lincoln finishes as he pulls his mouth away, he slips Candy's panties to obverse her wet vagina. Licking his lips, Lincoln slits his tongue deep into Candy's pussy.)

Candy: (clutching the back of Lincoln's head) "Ooh, yes!! Lick me in!"

(Lincoln licks even deeper, making Candy scream.)

Candy: "There! There! RIght there!!"

(Lincoln licks all around Candy's wet pussy as she squirts in his mouth. She grabs Lincoln's head and holds it there.)

Candy: "I'm cumming! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

(Lincoln keeps eating Candy out amidst her ejaculation, getting more of her sweet and tangy taste.)

Lincoln: "Wow… That was hot…"

Candy: "Look who's talking!"

(Candy then pulls down Lincoln's briefs to reveal his hardened girth.)

Candy: "God damn… Eating pussy gets you off, huh?"

(Candy strokes Lincoln's cock and rubs her thumbs against his tip. From there, pre-cum starts to erupt from the tip and makes her hands moist.)

Candy: "Cumming early I see… Let's pick up the pace…" (to Lincoln) "And no holding back!"

(Candy then envelops her mouth around Lincoln's cock and sucks it.)

Lincoln: "Oh goodness… I'm gonna melt…"

(Candy goes faster as she stares at Lincoln lovingly with hearts in her eyes.)

Candy: (muffled) "I'm gonna make your eclair burst inside me…"

(Candy goes deeper into Lincoln's cock as he bites his lip. He then holds Candy's head in place and proceeds to thrust his cock into her mouth himself.)

Lincoln: "Fuck yeah! Take it, babe! Take it!"

(Candy then grips Lincoln's balls tightly, making his cock twitch uncontrollably.)

Lincoln: "Oh, that's my weak spot…"

(Lincoln holds Candy's head down on the base of his cock, as he groans in pleasure and unloads into her throat.)

Lincoln: "Take my jizz…!" (grunts)

(Candy continues to slurp Lincoln's semen as she pulls away with bits of it still on her tongue.)

Candy: "That was great… Now that we can finally go to the main event…" (smiles) "And this time, I'm gonna be in control!"

(Lincoln lays on the bed as Candy pushes his cock into her wet pussy as she screams in a mixture of joy and lust.)

Candy: "It's so fucking deep! It's so damn big!"

(Candy holds onto Lincoln's legs behind herself to maintain balance, as they play a game of bull riding.)

Candy: "I really wanted this! This is so good! You're so warm!!"

(Candy then slams up and down on Lincoln's pelvis as he grabs her butt, making her squeal in surprise.)

Candy: "Fuck, what a grip!"

(Candy then lifts Lincoln's body as she hugs him, with her sweaty tits rubbing on Lincoln's pecs. The two tongue wrestle as she resumes her intercourse.)

Lincoln: "Oh, Candy! Give me something sweet!"

(As Candy is hugging Lincoln, the two then feel something from their privates about to burst.)

Candy: "Let's cum together!!"

(Lincoln grabs Candy's waist as she slams it down onto his pelvis, getting his cock to smash open in her womb, making her scream.)

Candy: "I'm gonna… CUM!!!!!"

Lincoln: "Me too!" (grunts)

(Lincoln shoots his semen into Candy's womb as she squirts her fluid inside of them. The two are panting and sweating.)

Candy: "I wanna stay inside of you for a little longer…"

(Lincoln and Candy hold hands, as they make out with each other some more.)

Candy: "I'm glad I chose you on that website… Was kinda worried you would've been some kind of wimpy geek, based on your profile."

Lincoln: "Yeah… but I'm a bonafide hunk… And I'm glad it was a hot blueberry like you that answered the door instead of some catfish..."

Candy: "Oh, Lincoln!"

(Candy then playfully pounces on Lincoln and rubs her face on his, giggling.)

Candy: "I love you…"

Lincoln: "I love you too…" (hugs Candy)

Candy: "I think you have one left in you to fuck me in the ass… Up to the challenge, big guy?"

Lincoln: "You better believe it!"

(Candy gets on all fours on the bed and sashays her ass from side to side, making her buttcheeks jiggle.)

Candy: "Go ahead and put it in…"

(Lincoln spreads Candy's buttocks apart and pushes his cock into her asshole. He thrusts as Candy grips the bed's headframe.)

Candy: "Yeah, stretch out my ass!"

(Lincoln leans in close and starts licking at Candy's ear while he services her with anal loving.)

Candy: (panting) "Oh, God… It's so hot in here…"

(Lincoln opens his window as the air breezes through it.)

Lincoln: "Better?"

Candy: "Much better."

(Lincoln briefly pulls out and turns Candy around, so she's facing him. He then lifts her up by her legs while she's still hanging onto the headframe, and sticks his meat back in her butt.)

Lincoln: "I think this way is better… The better to see the majesty of you with…"

(Candy smiles as she smooches Lincoln, who goes deeper into her asshole.)

Candy: "Go in deeper…"

(Lincoln goes faster as Candy moans in delight. He then claws Candy's breast with one hand and her buttock with the other, as he shoots his load into her asshole.)

Candy: "Oh, fuck… That was even better…"

(Lincoln pulls out as he sits on the bed. Candy sits up and kisses him while rubbing his right leg with both hands.)

Candy: "Mmm… You're the best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for…"4

Lincoln: "Thanks, I'm flattered… And you're one of the best girls I've ever met..."

Candy: "Thanks, hon…" (checks her phone) "Oh, gotta go."

(Candy gets up and puts on her panties.)

Candy: "I should give you my number in case you wanna hang out more."

Lincoln: "Awesome!"

(Candy writes her number down on some paper and gives it to Lincoln. She puts on her bra as she turns her back to Lincoln.)

Candy: "You mind doing this for me?"

Lincoln: "Oh, not at all!"

(Lincoln gets up and pulls the back clips of Candy's bra towards each other to fasten them in place.)

Lincoln: "And while I'm at it, let me help you with the panties too… Although, you may have to clean that cum out of your holes first…"

(Lincoln then licks all the semen from both of Candy's pussy and asshole.)

Candy: "Thanks for that."

(Lincoln pulls Candy's panties up to her hips, then she puts on the rest of her clothes. Lincoln puts his clothes back on too.)

Lincoln: "Have a nice night…"

Candy: "You too, handsome…"

(The couple walk down the stairs and share one last kiss before Candy leaves the Loud House.)

Lincoln: "That was amazing."

(As Lincoln goes upstairs, he is immediately surrounded by his sisters.)

Luan: "So, how was she?"

Lola: "Did you just get right into it?"

Lori: "Did she have a night she'll never forget?"

Lincoln: "Ladies, ladies. Calm down. We had an amazing time together. I can't believe I'm saying this, but.. Thanks for setting me up with her, Luan."

Luan: (puts her shoulder around Lincoln and kisses his cheek) "Anytime, snowflake… I'm probably gonna delete that profile. I don't want you to bang too many online dames."

Lincoln: "Okay, thank you."

(Soon everyone went to bed for the night.)