And I'm back with the next chapter of Meta-Verse. In this chapter, the agents are up against Neurois that attacked Florida. Let get this chapter started, shall we?
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters appearing in this fic.
Florida
In a house, we see a teddy bear that is light brown and has orange eyes and black pupils. This is Theodore Clubberlang, who is mostly known as Ted.
Ted is watching Law & Order on TV, alone. "Now, let's see who's gonna get the bate."
But, it gets interrupted by the TV exploding.
"Jesus Christ. What happened?" Ted said, confused.
Then, all of a sudden, an alien came into the house.
This alien is black with her face hidden, white hair and white cat ears. She wears a white long sleeve shirt, gray panties and wears black Strikers. This is an X-11 Class Air Infantry Witch type Neuroi.
"Hey! You get out of my space, man! You look sexy, but honestly, let's not destroy the TV. Besides, I wanna know what happens to the guy in Law & Order." Ted said.
"You're foolish. We, the Neurois, don't show mercy to innocent people."
"Neurois? Who the hell gave you that name?"
"It's what we are."
"Oh, okay, let me give you a word of advice here. There's a door, get out."
The Neuroi then prepares her gun.
"Oh, you wanna shoot me? Go ahead. Do your worse." Ted said.
The Neuroi then shoots at Ted, but he dodged and it hits the picture frame instead.
Ted has gone to the picture frame. "I like you Mike Friday." He turned to the Neuroi. "What did you to Mike Friday?"
"Your kind will be eliminated. Your friends, will also be...eliminated." The Neuroi then leaves.
Then his house gets attacked by ships, which are different types of Neurois.
"I gotta get the hell outta here." Ted ran out of the house. He stopped at the hill and turns to see his ruined house and the Neurois searching for Ted. "I gotta get some help and fast."
He left the scene.
Opening Theme
Obieta sekai ni madoi nagara
Kakusei wo shinjiru yokogao (Oh, Daybreak)
Mukuchi na ketsui negai kara
Konna ni ookina mirai growing to love
Kedakai hodo junsui ni tada
Shinjitsu wa (Doko ni aru?)
Toki to shite (Mayoi sagashi)
Zankoku na me de warau kedo (We can go out)
Ari no mama no your innocence mamoritai
Akete yuku sora ni
Ima ryoute ni uketomete kimi e sosogu ano hikari
Kegare naki egao to jiyuu no sunrise
Mou osoreru koto wa nai sa fumidashita chihei no saki
Saa atarashii hajimari (Tooi mirai sasu chikara)
Ikou towa no joy to the world
Meta-Verse Department Agency
In the cafeteria, we see two creatures and a female sitting on the bench area of the cafeteria.
The first creature is light yellow and has large black eyes and the top of his head has black fur with two large bumps resembling animal ears. This is Mametchi.
The second creature is green and has black beady eyes and has two large lips. This is Kuchipatchi.
The female has chestnut colored hair with two pigtails and a yellow star clip and green eyes. She wears a pink jacket, red crop singlet, jean pleated skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and blue shoes. This is Tanpopo.
"Where's Memetchi?" Tanpopo asked.
"She said she has to wake someone up." Mametchi said.
"Who is it?" Tanpopo asked.
"How should I know?" Mametchi said.
Memetchi then arrives with Milk Chan.
"Taken me a while to get her up." Memetchi said.
"I didn't want to do this in the first place." Milk Chan said.
"Oh, Milk Chan, this will be great." Memetchi said.
"Yeah, right." Milk Chan said.
"What's wrong with her?" Tanpopo asked.
"She's like this. Like, a lot." Memetchi said.
"You don't have to say that like I'm some sort of idiot or something." Milk Chan said.
"Milk Chan." Memetchi said.
"You finally got her to listen." Paiman came to them.
"Not what you think." Memetchi said.
"So you're the idiot that brought me here, huh?" Milk Chan asked.
"Yes." Paiman said.
"Not interested." Milk Chan said.
"This is serious." Paiman said.
"Serious or not serious, I don't care. I help whenever I feel like it." Milk Chan said.
"You're such a damned fool." Paiman said.
"She isn't happy." Memetchi said.
"No she isn't." Mametchi said.
"Finally. Look who's here." Bo came to them.
"You are the succubus?" Milk Chan asked.
"Yes, I am." Bo said.
"Damn." Milk Chan said.
"Wow. She's too young to say that, right?" Tanpopo asked.
"What's the matter with that? I'm short-tempered." Milk Chan said.
"We might be the same level of short-tempered." Paiman said.
"Yeah, that's true." Milk Chan said.
"When did you meet?" Bo asked.
"It was a reconnaissance mission when a Nazi bomb was about to set off in Japan." Milk Chan said.
"Yeah, you screwed up though." Paiman said.
"Yeah, I screwed up the buttons, but at least we didn't die." Milk Chan said.
"We were almost killed." Paiman said.
"Yeah, notice that part." Bo said.
Then, a girl came to them.
This girl has blonde hair and amber eyes. She wears a red hood, a dress with pink long sleeves, pink top, white and red skirt and brown boots. This is Chacha.
"So, what's going on here?" Chacha asked.
"Little Red Riding Hood, what's up?" Bo asked.
"You don't have to be that sarcastic." Chacha said.
A portal opens and Ted came out of it.
"Who the hell is this guy?" Paiman asked, shocked.
Ted came to and looks at the group in panic. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?!"
"Calm down. We can explain." Bo said.
"Hey, a nice woman. Wanna marry me?" Ted said.
Paiman smacks Ted in the head. "Idiot."
"What was that for?!" Ted asked.
"What is actually going on here?" Tanpopo asked.
"Don't ask." Mametchi said.
Konata Izumi, Tomoko Kuroki, Tsumiki Miniwa, Yoshika Miyafuji and Kon came to them.
"What just happened here?" Tsumiki asked.
Ted looks at the five, and noticing Yoshika. "You are showing your stuff."
"What stuff?" Yoshika asked.
"Your panties, what else?" Ted asked.
Paiman smacks Ted in the head yet again. "He is a pervert."
Katy Caterpillar, Yotsuba Koiwai and Raggedy Ann then came to them.
"This is overcrowding." Tanpopo said.
"I hate tight crowds." Milk Chan said.
Later, in the meeting room
"Okay, you wanna know my history?" Ted asked.
"I know you're a pervert and that's it. Now why are you here?" Paiman said.
"There's more to me than just a pervert. Anyways, a portal must have opened and I accidentally went through it." Ted said.
"Where were you before the portal happened?" Yoshika asked.
"I was in Florida, being attacked by these things called Neurois." Ted said.
"Wait, slow down. Did you just said Neuroi?" Yoshika asked.
"Yes." Ted said.
"These aliens has attacked my world." Yoshika said.
"Oh crap, you mean they're from a different planet? Should of known." Ted said.
"These things ain't friendly." Yoshika said.
"My damned place got attacked by Neurois. How should I know if there's a nuclear war going on or something, huh?" Ted said.
"Well, let me just tell you this."
A baby then appears in the room.
This baby has blonde hair and violet eyes. He wears a white bib, bluish-green long sleeve shirt and bluish-green shorts. This is Ruu.
"There is a war going on, yes. But it isn't nuclear. It is a WWIII caused by a Nazi warlord. You see, WWII has been going on in the past. But somehow, the Nazis survived and there for ripped the fabrics of time and space and gotten into the multiverse. Now, this is known as WWIII." Ruu explains.
"Who the hell are you?" Ted asked.
"I'm Ruu, and I am an intelligent alien baby from the planet Otto."
"I didn't know about this." Konata said.
"You got me there." Tomoko said.
"It is true. Ruu is a highly-intelligent baby that is mostly a knowledgeable one. He is a knowledge keeper in this Agency." Tsumiki said.
"Boy, that must have been...I have no idea now." Konata said.
"Well, with me, you can learn all kinds of knowledge from me. Just don't go to crazy with it." Ruu said.
"You're like Miyuki." Konata said.
"That girl. Yeah, I know who you're talking about." Kon said.
"I wonder how she's Konata's familiar." Katy said.
"Beats me." Yotsuba said.
"So, okay. This is an Agency where you guys save the multiverse from this warlord?" Ted said.
"It is, yes." Ruu said.
"Oh boy. Okay, help me here." Ted said.
"We will. All we need to do is set up for the mission and we'll be on our way to Florida. Been wanting to go there." Ruu said.
"Yeah, it was an okay place. Nice ladies, cool beaches." Ted said.
"Pervertion." Paiman said.
"Can you stop calling a pervert? I'm not a full pervert, thank you very much." Ted said.
"Liar." Paiman said.
"I'm not kidding." Ted said.
"Guys, quit it." Konata said.
"It's gotta get worse soon." Tomoko said.
The Unified Defense Force then came into the room.
"This is a full house." Bo said.
"We heard." Misora said.
"You gotta be freckin' kidding me." Ted said.
"That's a teddy bear. So cute." Mao said.
"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be hitting on me. Besides, I already got married to someone already. Well, maybe." Ted said.
"Whoa, wait. You got the wrong idea." Mao said.
"This is interesting. Have anymore thoughts you wanna talk about?" Silvia asked.
"No. Why?" Ted said.
"Just curious." Silvia said.
"And look, if I look like I might have children, then yes, I will." Ted said.
"Something's not right with him." Silvia said.
"This guy is knocking me out." Tanpopo said.
"Not the type of teddy bear I was expecting. How old are you anyway?" Mametchi asked.
"I'm like 39." Ted said.
"Whoa. Okay. You're an adult then." Mametchi said.
"Uh-huh." Ted said.
"I'm like...golly, I don't know how old I am, but I had a movie back 39 years ago." Ann said.
"Yeah, your movie was freaky as what you look like right now." Ted said.
"Thank you. Not what I wanted to hear." Ann said.
Flandre then came into the room. "People are saying that there's something going down in Florida. Are we going there?"
"For a mission, yes." Konata said.
"Mission start." Flandre said.
Break
In the parking lot of the Agency, we see a girl working on the tall limousine.
This girl has maroon-colored hair styled into two ponytails on either side of her head and red eyes. She wears a red and white dress, white gloves, white shorts and white boots. This is Akane Isshiki.
Konata, Tsumiki, Tomoko, Yoshika, Kon, Katy, Paiman, Tanpopo, Mametchi, Kuchipatchi, Memetchi, Chacha, Milk Chan, Ted, Yotsuba, Ann, Ruu, Mao, Misora, Silvia, Flandre, Solty Revant, Bo, Phil Coulson and Laetitia came to Akane.
"Is the limousine ready yet?" Flandre asked.
"Good as new." Akane said.
"Alright. Let's get this over with, shall we?" Flandre said.
"Wait for me guys!"
They turned to see a female coming to them.
This female has black hair with short, choppy pig tails and blue eyes. She wears a white t-shirt, dark blue skirt, black almost-to-the-knee socks and blue shoes. She also has a bandage on her right knee. This is Mato Kuroi.
"Mato Kuroi. She is also known as Black Rock Shooter, an entity that no one has understood before." Tsumiki said.
"Thanks for that." Mato said.
"No time for that now, we have to go. Our other teammates are waiting for us." Akane said.
Konata nodded.
Limousine
"So, we find out what the Neurois are up to and shut them down." Tsumiki said.
"I need a new home. I quit that last one with John Bennett back in Massachusetts." Ted said.
"Funny." Laetitia said.
"Funny if I thought about it." Ted said.
"We're facing a problem here." Chacha said.
"Why am I here again?" Milk Chan asked.
"For your information, shut up." Bo said.
"You shut up, idiot." Milk Chan said.
"I'm not sure if this is a good idea or not." Coulson said.
"Thanks Coulson. You're our hero." Ted said.
"Yeah, say it to someone else." Coulson said.
"Wow...okay." Ted said.
"Insensitive." Paiman said.
"How insensitive am I?" Ted said.
"A lot." Paiman said.
"Damn you." Ted said.
"We should be getting to Florida any minute now." Katy said.
"Let's just hope the Neurois didn't started anything yet." Yoshika said.
"Let's hope not." Solty said.
Florida
The limousine parked at the tropical forest and they gotten out of the limo. There, they see some people watching for strange activity. The group consists of five females and two creatures.
The first female has long red hair that is tied in a small ponytail on the left side with bangs hanging on the right side and violet eyes and she wears glasses. She wears a tan-colored t-shirt with short white sleeves, gray skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and black dress shoes. This is Ichika Takatsuki.
The second female has light brown skin, blonde hair and brown eyes. She wears a black Bureau hat, black dress decorated with gray stripes and bronze fixtures, white leggings and black boots. This is Kitsurubami.
The third female has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. She wears a red t-shirt, blue denim skirt and white knee-high boots. This is Lucia Nanami.
The fourth female has straight pink hair and red eyes. She wears a set of blue headphones, white shirt with blue light blue long sleeves, gray skirt, pink knee-high socks and white boots. This is Super Sonico.
The fifth female has long sky-blue hair and dark gray eyes. She wears a black long-sleeve shirt, black skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and white shoes. This is Mero Furuya.
The first creature is tan-colored and brownish-orange with brownish-orange bat wings and has blue eyes. This is Patamon.
The second creature is a white cat with blue eyes and wears yellow gloves with orange stripes and wears a ring on her tail. This is Gatomon.
"Any activity?" Konata asked.
"Some of the Neurois has tookin' refuge here." Ichika said.
"It looks a lot worse if you ask me." Gatomon said.
"Wow. A feline." Ted said.
"What in the world are you talking about?" Patamon asked.
"I'm just saying, she's cute." Ted said.
"Thank you." Gatomon said.
"Don't take it literally." Mero said.
"Have me say it all you want." Ted said.
Then, three girls flew to the team.
The first girl has long red-orange hair and pink eyes. She wears a bunny-like red bow on top of her head, pink dress with a black horizontal stripe at her chest, white tights and black Mary Jane's. This is Blossom, leader of the Powerpuff Girls.
The second girl has blonde hair with two ponytails and blue eyes. She wears a blue dress with a horizontal stripe at her chest, white tights and black Mary Jane's. This is Bubbles, the scientific member and an animal lover of the Powerpuff Girls.
The third female has short black hair and lime green eyes. She wears a lime green shirt with a black horizontal line at her chest, white tights and black Mary Jane's. This is Buttercup, the hothead of the Powerpuff Girls.
"Found the location of the Neurois?" Kitsurubami asked.
"They're at the beach side of Florida." Blossom said.
"Oh damn." Ted said.
"This is not good." Coulson said.
"We have to fight them off carefully. We don't wanna get hurt in this situation." Konata said.
"Right." Tsumiki said.
"This is hard as I thought." Bubbles said.
Patamon flew to Bubbles. "Just don't let it get through your head."
"I hope so." Bubbles said.
Patamon looks at Bubbles in concern.
At the beach, we see the Neurois destroying the beach, people ran from the Neurois. James Vega fights off the Neurois with his photon gun. The team then came to them.
"This is so much." Yoshika said.
Four females then came to their side.
The first female has mid-back length light blue hair that has the top tied with two ribbons in each side and green eyes. She wears a purple and pink long-sleeve dress, black knee-high socks and purple boots. This is Angelique.
The second female has brown shoulder length hair and brown eyes and wears glasses. She wears a white t-shirt with short light blue sleeves, gray skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and gray shoes. This is Fumie Hashimoto.
The third female has brown hair and brown eyes. She wears a white long-sleeve shirt, light yellow skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and gray shoes. This is Yuuko Okonogi.
The fourth female has blonde hair with cork-screw curled ponytails and dark-brown eyes. She wears a white pink and hot pink long-sleeve dress, white stockings and red dress shoes. This is Mitsuki Koyama.
The Infantry Witch type Neuroi sees this. "You fools aren't gonna defeat us, the Neurois."
"Why did you invade here?" Yoshika asked.
"You have no idea, Yoshika. This whole world shall burn." The Neuroi said.
"Yeah, and what about Mike Friday?" Ted asked.
"Don't talk about him again. Kill them." The Neuroi said.
The ship type Neurois then fires at the Agents.
"Look out!" Vega said.
The team dodged the beams coming from the Neurois.
"This is hell hectic." Konata said.
"Better prepare yourselves. Otherwise, we're so dead." Bo said.
Ruu uses his technolized power and shoots a powerful beam from his hand, shooting at the X-5 class Missile Neuroi. The Spindal class Neuroi goes into attack mode and fire it's beam at the Agents.
"This is ridiculous." Paiman said.
"Brace yourselves." Blossom fires beams from her eyes at the Spindal class Neuroi.
"This is the best you can do?" The Neuroi asked.
"Not quite." Blossom said.
"Then here's a taste of your own medicine." The Neuroi brought out her gun and shoots at Blossom.
"Yikes!" Blossom dodges the beams coming from the gun.
"Just hold still!" The Neuroi kept firing Blossom with her gun.
"Super sonic wave!" Mitsuki blasts a music energy coming from her mouth.
Some of the Neurois got destroyed by her ultrasonic voice.
"Stop this!" The Neuroi shouted.
"She's good at singing more than I do." Bubbles said.
"Shut up already!" Buttercup shouted.
Mitsuki then stopped her ultrasonic voice.
"You fools! You have no chance against us!" The Neuroi said.
"This is not over yet." Tomoko grabs out her sword and puts some dark energy into the sword, then jumps high and tries slashing the Infantry Witch type Neuroi, but she dodged Tomoko's attack. Tomoko then lands to the ground.
"I see. You wanna play it that way." The Neuroi then shoots her photon gun at Tomoko.
Chacha uses her magic to create a barrier for Tomoko.
"What?" The Neuroi said, shocked.
Chacha then flew, then used her magic to create fire and throws it at the Infantry Witch type Neuroi, but she dodged that attack. The Spindal class Neuroi shot at Chacha and she landed to the ground.
"Chacha!" Yoshika said.
"This is getting fun already." The Neuroi said.
Yoshika then got into her Strikers and she flew to the Neuroi.
"You wanna fight me? Come and get me." The Neuroi said.
"And that I shall." Yoshika shoots at the Neuroi, but the Neuroi dodged and shoots at Yoshika.
Mato transforms into Black Rock Shooter and flew to the sky, taking out the Neurois with her energy sword.
"This is our chance. Taimona!" Yotsuba said.
The Medabot then came to Yotsuba and the both of them flew and takes out the Neurois.
"You have to be kidding." The Neuroi said.
"We're here for the peace of this Earth." Yoshika said.
"You won't stand in our way of total destruction." The Neuroi said.
Silvia shoots a beam of light from her baton straight at the Lerche type Neuroi.
"This is getting too far. Retreat." The Neuroi said.
The Neurois then retreated.
"We'll meet again." The Neuroi then disappears.
"Well, that was interesting." Ted said.
"Now what?" Konata asked.
"It seems like we had the upper hand." Ruu said.
"You can say that again." Chacha gets up.
"How is it?" Bo asked.
"Unstabled." Chacha said.
"Should of known." Bo said.
"Well, we fend off the Neurois. Let's try to come up with a plan for my home." Ted said.
They all nodded.
Minutes later, everybody has gotten back to the beach. The Agents planned out where Ted will live in the beach house.
"So, where could he live now since the Neurois destroyed his home?" Yoshika asked.
"That's what I'm trying to figure out here." Tsumiki said.
"Your power is too intense." Konata said.
"Yeah, well I have it for a reason. I have my own dark secret to hide." Tomoko said.
"Is that so?" Konata asked.
Tomoko nodded.
"Let's try and figure out where he needs to live now." Tsumiki said.
"I know of a place. California." Ted said.
"Alright. California it is." Konata said.
"How wonderful." Ann said.
"You're a creepy looking doll, you know that." Patamon said.
"Thanks." Ann said.
Katy was sitting on the sand, getting some fresh air. "This is the life."
She then suddenly heard and felt a thud. She gets up and sees that a girl is about to squish her.
This girl has brown hair and brown eyes. She wears a green bra, green panties and pink flip-flops.
Katy gets out of the way of the girl's sandaled foot and the girl passes Katy.
"Again." Katy said.
The girl then turns to see Katy down below. "Sorry about that."
"You're fine." Katy said.
The girl then walks away.
"Thank you." Katy said.
Meta-Verse Department Agency
"We send Ted to California where he'll be living there for now on." Tsumiki said.
"Hopefully no Neuroi would come at him again." Yoshika said.
"Who knows, they might get him again." Tsumiki said.
"I'm afraid you were gonna say that." Yoshika said.
They were in the meeting room.
"If the Neurois ever came back, we'll be ready for them." Tsumiki said.
Yoshika nodded.
Outside of the Agency, a mini Ika Musume was standing outside, looking at the sky. She is visited by a tiny female.
This female has white hair and silver eyes. She wears a white sleeveless dress and white long boots. This is Tama.
"What is it?" Ika asked.
"Well, may I have a word with you?" Tama asked.
"I guess." Ika looks at Tama.
"So, we have a situation in Berlin." Tama said.
"And why's that?" Ika asked.
"There's an enemy Persocom there." Tama said.
"An enemy Persocom?" Ika asked.
Tama nodded.
"This is not good." Ika said.
"It's gonna get worse if she has control of this whole world." Tama said.
"I see what you mean." Ika said.
"We have to take action." Tama said.
"And how are we gonna do that?" Ika asked.
"We are using tactics here." Tama said.
"I don't see any tactics here." Ika said.
"We take the enemy Persocom out, then we interrogate her." Tama said.
"How easy will that be?" Ika asked.
"Not sure." Tama said.
"Well, what are waiting for?" Ika asked.
"You don't need to say it." Tama said.
Then the two left.
Over Night by Aya
Cry, sway, go all the way
I'm in the same fate with you
I feel your beat all around
Wandering the everlasting way
(Chivalry, show me the way to go)
Forever
Tears fall, vanish into the night
If I'm a sinner
Chivalry, show me the way to go
These are the characters that appeared in this chapter:
Ted from Ted
Mametchi, Kuchipatchi and Tanpopo from Tamagotchi
Chacha from Akazukin Chacha
Ruu from UFO Baby
Akane Isshiki from Vividred Operation
Mato Kuroi from Black Rock Shooter
Ichika Takatsuki from Waiting in the Summer
Kitsurubami from FLCL
Lucia Nanami from Mermaid Melody
Super Sonico from Super Sonico
Mero Furuya from Sankarea
Patamon and Gatomon from Digimon
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup from The Powerpuff Girls
Angelique from Neo Angelique Abyss
Fumie Hashimoto and Yuuko Okonogi from Den-Noh Coil
Mitsuki Kouyama from Full Moon o Sagashite
Girl from Squid Girl
Tama from WIXOSS
Neurois from Strike Witches
Here's a sneak peek for the next chapter:
Konata: Who is this enemy Persocom?
Milk Chan: Where are you?!
Persocom: Things will get bad if you don't tell me where the location of your friend is.
Chi: Chi.
Kotoko: This is madness.
Tomoko: Super dark spin!
Katy: There's someone I need to save.
Next time: Bee Numbers
And that's a wrap! The opening theme in this arc is called Joy to the World from the anime series Neo Angelique Abyss, which I don't own. Next time, Katy and the Agents needs to save Katy's friend, Bee no. 5344 from an evil Persocom.
See you all in the next chapter of Meta-Verse.