Oh poor Shikamaru

Authors Notes:

First of all this is my first lemon story. I have read some of the lemons here in the forum and was very impressed. The stories are very good and for the lemons I give you a "THUMBS UP".

While I am writing my two Story "Master of the Spirits" an "I'll try to make it up" I simultaneously started reading other stories to come up with ideas and especially to see how the people describe some scenes. After I red some of the lemons I began to search for one shots and finally came up with an own Idea.

Short description: Shikamaru accidentally got x-ray vision. But the hitch is that he can't control it and this ability activates only when he sense people who are attractive or getting it on.

So please read and review and of course "ENJOY".

*** Prologue ***

It was a sunny morning in Konoha. Jiraiya was sitting in the top of the Hokage monument reading a scroll with a pervert expression in his face.

"Hehe ... this is it. I finally managed to translate the rest of it."

It was an old secret scroll with a banned jutsu. A long time ago an old Shinobi created this jutsu for only one reason: Spying on the enemy.

With that jutsu the user is able to amplify his seeing and hearing and can even see through walls. The object of the jutsu was to concentrate the sense of the user on a single point so he could spy on someone from a far and save distance.

To create the jutsu he had to collect chakra energy from a few specific bloodlines and combine their chakra into the scroll. But actually he was out of luck.

One of the Shinobi from whom he stole the chakra was not only a bloodline member but a pervert too.

The result was quite the opposite of what he wanted. As soon as the jutsu sensed a sexy woman or a couple making love the sense of the user focuses on that scene and he can't do anything about it.

Jiraiya was well aware of that … and it's precisely what he wanted. He would have it anyway only for this kind of stuff.

"Oh god, I can't wait to use it." Jiraiya said and he suddenly began to imagine the pictures of what he will see with a pervert expression.

Jiraiya began the preparations and rolled out the whole scroll. The he putted a black crystal right in the middle of that scroll and began to read the text of the scroll.

While he was reading he formed a seal after another. After he formed the last seal the signs on the scroll began to glow in all colors and Chakra streamed out of the signs right into the crystal.

Jiraiya looked at the crystal and every second his smile grew bigger. Then finally the procedure was finished.

"And now the only thing I have to do is to take that crystal and put it on my forehead." He said with a grin on his face.

He took the crystal and with his other hand he drew his forehead protector up. He slowly moved the crystal to his forehead and as the crystal was just about to touch his forehead …

"Oi … Ero-Sennin!" Naruto screamed and Jiraiya suddenly began to struggle and loosing his grip. He slipped away nearly fall down from the Hokage monument. In the last moment he managed to get a grip on a ledge.

"Ero-Sennin!" Naruto screamed and run to Jiraiya and helped him to get up. As he had lifted him up he asked "Are you alright, Ero-Sennin?" *BANG*

Jiraiya hit Naruto on the head and instantly a bump appeared on his head. "IDEEE IDEE IDEE IDEEEEEE!" Naruto screamed holding his head.

"YOU IDIOT ... HOW COULD YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT?" he screamed at the boy. "DON'T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOU ARE A SCARY CAT." Naruto shouted back.

"I'm no scary cat you moron." Jiraiya said and began to sulk. "Yeah, yeah … by the way. What are you doing here?" Naruto asked.

"What I'm doing?" Jiraiya asked him with a questioning face. Then he suddenly recognized that he lost the crystal. "Oh no … Where is it? WHERE IS IT? He screamed as he rapidly began to search.

Naruto looked questioningly at Jiraiya. "OIII Ero-Sennin? What are you looking for?"

"Where is the crystal?" He asked desperately. "What crystal?" Naruto asked but Jiraiya didn't answer.

"Maybe you lost it as you were making gymnastics on the cliff." Naruto said with a funny face.

"NAAAANIIIIII?" Jiraiya screamed and looked down t o the village. Then he began to cry. "Oh no … no no nooooooo …"

"What's up with such a stupid crystal?" Naruto asked. Jiraiya instantly stopped crying and turned his head to Naruto. He looked at him with a frightening face.

"E E …. Ero-Sennin?" Naruto stuttered. "Stupid … crystal?" ... ... ... Naruto looked frightened at Jiraiya. "Oh, oh … I know this face … and this is bad … time to …. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" he screamed as he ran away.

"COME BACK HERE NARUTO!" Jiraiya screamed as he pursuit Naruto.

…About a minute before right under the Hokage monument…

A young Shinobi was sleeping right under the Hokage monument as suddenly something impacted on his forehead. He suddenly woke up holding his forehead.

"Huh? … oh no … there really IS no place in that damn village where someone can just take a nap, what a draaag!"

*** Chapter One: What a drag! ***

Shikamaru walked through the town and looked around. People scream, do things rapidly or are running through the streets. Everyone seems to be in a hurry. He looked up to the roofs and suddenly jumped up. As he landed softly he began to walk on the roofs searching for a quiet place to take a nap.

After he jumped over a few roofs he finally found a quiet place and lay down. "Finally. Maybe here I can take a nap." He said to himself and closed his eyes.

Then suddenly he heard a strange noise. It sounded like someone would squeeze a citron or something. Normally he would ignore that, but it sounded like it was right next to him. Then suddenly he sat up trying to sense where the noise was coming from.

It was odd. He wanted to lie back down but something told him to look for the noise. As he recognized that it came from the house of the opposite side he was confused.

"How is it possible I hear something so far away?" he asked himself still looking at the house. Then suddenly he the wall vanished right before his eyes and he saw what happened behind the wall … and he was shocked.

He saw Shizune and Iruka kissing each other with great intense. Shizune suddenly stopped and pulled Iruka away "Are you sure nobody will find us here?" "Don't worry. I took care of everything." He answered and immediately continued kissing her again.

Shikamaru froze. "What happened? How is it possible that I can see through walls and here what they saying?" He tried to look away but every time he does his head automatically turned back. It seemed his body forced him to look at the scene.

Shizune began to undress Iruka's shirt and started to lick his nipples. Meanwhile she put his short down and his rock hard dick showed up. His dick grew while she stimulated his body. After a short time his dick touched her breast and she instantly moved back. Her face turned red. "Wow … it's soo big …" She said with excitement and then she took it into her mouth. She moved her head slowly to his body and put the whole rod into her mouth and Iruka began to groan.

Shikamaru suddenly felt a moving in his pants as he watched the scene. "Oh no … not now… what a drag!" he thought and tried to concentrate on something what could turn him down, but it wasn't possible. Even if he closed his eyes he could see through his eyelids.

Shizune still sucked Iruka's dick and began to suck it faster. The sound she created surge into Shikamaru's ear making him horny … against his will.

She massaged his dick with her lips and he tongue making Iruka groan. After a minute Shizune stopped and stood up again. Iruka began to undress her slowly. He removed her belt and her Kimono fell down to the ground. As she felt the Kimono sliding down her body and reveal her naked body her skin reacts to the cool air making her even hornier.

"Wow … I didn't thought Shizune had such beautiful tits … ehm .. What am I thinking?" Shikamaru recognized that something in him likes the situation and he felt what it was. "Oh no ... if this keep up I'll go crazy, what a draaag."

Iruka got down on his knees and began to lick Shizune's pussy and she began to groan with excitement. Her face got a crimson color and it seemed she was enjoying that. He gently moved his tongue up and down making her feel very excited. She began to massage her tits and her nipples grew hard. She began to massage them and they got harder every second.

He began to lick her clitoris and sucked on it. It walked through her like an electric shock as he moved his tongue rapidly from side to side playing with her clitoris like a punching bag. "More … MORE." She groaned and pressed Iruka's head against her. She began to move faster and screamed "YES … YES … AHHHHH …" As a great orgasm flew trough her entire body and she began to tremble heavy.

It took about half a minute until Shizune stopped trembling and she finally relived Iruka's head. She breathed very heavy and every few seconds her body trembled again for a second. "This was a long one, wasn't it?" Iruka said. Shizune was still breathing heavily. "It's … been a while … ahh …" she stuttered still feeling the orgasm.

"Wow … that's the first time I saw the orgasm of a woman." Shikamaru thought. Then he suddenly shook his head after recognizing what he just thought. "Not again ... why I'm not able to control myself? This is such a draaaaag." He began to weep with tears in his eyes.

"I'm ready now." Shizune said as she leaned back at the wall and Iruka nodded. Then he began to stick his dick slowly into her cunt. He could go in easily because of her orgasm she was all wet. He began to move his hips back and forth and Shizune groaned each time he pushed it in. She enjoyed his dick gliding into her and began to grope him.

"Faster … FASTER!" she groaned exited and Iruka moved faster. She hugged him stronger and Iruka lifted her up as he speeded up. She flipped up and down and groaned louder. "Yes ... YES!" She pressed her self against Iruka's strong body making her feel even more excited.

"I'm … coming … agaiiiinnn. " Shizune screamed and Iruka suddenly stopped moving. He pushed his dick in as deep as he could and then slowly pulled it a bit out and again …

Shizune again began to tremble and hugged Iruka even stronger. This orgasm was even stronger as the last one she felt. She pressed her body against his to fight against the trembling making the feeling much more intense. Then view moments later he pulled his dick out and let her down.

She turned around and leaned against the wall. With this sexy pose she signalized Iruka to continue. He moved closer to her and putted his dick in her cunt again. This time he began to stroke her fast and pressed her body against the wall. She groaned with excitement as her breast where pressed against the wall. She felt like she was being raped what made her even hornier. She breathed heavily as Iruka fucked her faster.

As Shikamaru watched he suddenly noticed that his hand wandered into his pants. "No no no … could this whole nightmare end please?" he thought desperately.

Iruka began to groan as his dick moved rapidly in and out of Shizune's wet slippery pussy. She breathed fast and with excitement as his dick rapidly rammed her hard and pressed her against the wall. "HARDER, HARDER!" she screamed. Then he gropes her hair and pulled her head back as he fucked her as hard as he could, feeling that he was almost there. Shizune screamed out as he started to fuck her brains out.

"This is soooo gooood!" Shizune moaned between her excited screams. She felt her next orgasm coming right up as Iruka slammed his dick in her cunt. With a loud exciting scream she came very hard and with that a large amount of her juice splashed out of her pussy that Iruka's dick suddenly slipped out. She groaned and trembled for nearly a minute while Iruka rubbed his dick against her pussy.

Then she began to breathe heavily and her body shook every view seconds. Iruka whispered in her ear "Was it good." "It was … perfect!" she breathed silently still feeling the after effect of the orgasm which causing her body to tremble again. Then she turned around and got on her knees and said "Now it's your turn." She took his dick into her mouth and began to move her head back and forward. Every time she speeded up a little and Iruka groan excited. She massaged his cock with her lips and stimulate it so good that Iruka groan even louder.

He suddenly gropes her head and pulled her head against him with an excited groan as he spread all his semen into her mouth.

"... She's swallowing …" Shikamaru thought winery because this made him even hornier …naturally against his will "…why … WHY???" he thought desperately with a winery inner voice.

Shizune held her breath while his hot semen filled her mouth. She tried to swallow it all at once but it was too much for her. She pulled her head away and began to cough. And so the rest of the semen dripped out of her mouth right on her breasts.

"Oh no … I can't stand it anymore … this is torture …" Shikamaru said loud. "What was that? Did you hear that voice?" Shizune asked Iruka afraid. "Oh no … busted." Shikamaru thought and suddenly jumped up. He desperately looked left and right searching for an escape route. Then turned around and jumped down to the street running away like the devil himself is pursuing him.

"It is the neighbor from the room beneath us. Don't worry he just came home." Iruka said to Shizune. "Good!" she said relieved. Then she looked at her body and saw Iruka's semen running down her breast dropping on the floor. "I'm sorry. I did a mess." She said with a guilty voice and looked at him with puppy dog eyes. Iruka began to smile and said "Oh … what a bad girl you are. Looks like you had to be punished." Shizune's eyes flare as she said "Please punish me."