Alright guys so I currently have about 4 stories half written in the drafts and sometimes find it difficult to finish. Whether it be because of motivation or it not coming out how I want. I find that doing something else for a bit helps me get back into the groove of things so rather than start new stories I came up with this. It'll be a collection of One shots, maybe two shots depending on the premise, featuring different characters and themes.

This is gonna be a Naruto x different characters each chapter. They won't be limited to the Naruto series either. Some stories might take place in their respective universes or be AU like this one. Some might have plot some might be mostly lemon. Anyways hope you guys enjoy. Note for this chapter Tsunade's age is 45.

Chapter 1: Tsunade

Theme: Former teacher. Modern AU

Naruto Uzumaki hated waiting. Whether it was the hours at work that didn't seem to pass by when he was having a bad day or the three minutes it took for his ramen to be ready. At twenty four years old the young man was built fairly well considering his college diet consisted of instant ramen, chips, and cola.

"16! Order number 16!" A voice yelled out. Looking down at his receipt he sighed. Not him. He let out a low groan of frustration.

"I made a mistake coming here on a weekend." He said to himself. He'd decided on coming to a new fast food joint that was popular overseas for dinner. It had opened up a month ago and he figured most of the hype surrounding it would've died down by now. It hadn't. It was still as full as the day it opened. He had thought about leaving but since he'd made the trip he decided to see it through to the end.

In fact the only thing that was dying was him inside. This burger better taste like heaven.

He was brought back to his senses when he heard someone chuckle from behind him. Turning around he saw an older blond woman. She had on black pants, a green top with a low neckline and wore her hair in a messy bun as if she'd done it in a hurry. Something was oddly familiar about this woman however.

She was staring at him with a smile as if amused that he didn't know who she was until it finally hit him. "Tsunade sensei?" Well damn. She looked as good as she did back when he was still in high school.

Tsunade Senju was his biology teacher and while she was a great teacher she was also a great distraction. She would always wear shirts that accented her large chest that his eyes couldn't help but look at. Similar to most guys in the school he had a huge thing for her.

She'd was the star of multiple dreams he'd had. Time had definitely been kind to her.

"Hello Naruto nice to see you again. How long has it been?" She asked making conversation with her former student.

"About 7 years or so give or take. Of all people I could've met here I didn't think one of my old teachers would be one of them. Still teaching?"

She shook her head no. "I'm actually the principal now…" She began but stopped when the cashier yelled out another number. It wasn't either of them. "About four years ago Sarutobi retired and I decided to interview for it. Him putting a good word in for me just sealed the deal I think."

"No kidding." He nodded "Life seems to be treating you well it seems."

"Well enough I suppose. Enough about me though what have you been up to?" She asked wanting to know where he was in life.

The blond told her about his life since high school. How he'd been admitted into Konoha University and graduated in four years with a degree in computer science. "After that I managed to get a loan to start up a software company."

The woman whistled in appreciation. "Impressive. How's that going?"

"Pretty good. We actually developed a program that allows people to send and receive money instantly as opposed to waiting two or three business days for it to clear. Are you familiar with Kumo enterprise?" It was a rhetorical question.

Everyone knew who they were. They were the leading company in online shopping at the moment. Sold and shipped to anywhere in the world. "Well they actually reached out to us after hearing about our program. We ended up working out a deal and they paid us a very large sum of money for the right to use it with their website."

"Color me impressed. It's always nice to see former students doing well in life. I'm happy for you. What about outside of work? Are you still dating the Hyuga girl?" She asked.

To her surprise the younger blond shook his head no. "I broke it off soon after graduation." He replied before a teasing smile appeared on his face. "What about you? Any lucky guys out there manage to get your attention?"

Tsunade scoffed and rolled her eyes playfully "I went out with a couple of men but none actually interested me. Besides it's hard to chat with someone when their eyes are glued to my chest."

Naruto shook his head in false disappointment knowing good and well he was guilty of doing just that as well. He went to speak but stopped when the cashier yelled out another number. It still wasn't him.

"That's me." The busty blond said before walking up to receive her order. A minute later she came back after checking that her order was correct. "Well it was nice catching up but I have to get going. I have a couple things to do at home." She told him as she moved some hair out of her face and trying to tuck it behind her ear.

"Yeah it was nice seeing you too." He said before snapping his fingers as he remembered something. The busty blond watched as he reached into his pocket before pulling out a small white business card and handing it to her. "If you ever need any computer work feel free to give me a call."

Tsunade took the card and quickly read over it. It was simple. His name, occupation, phone number and what they could do for their customers on the back. "Will do. Take care of yourself." With that she headed out.

Naruto watched her go with his eyes trailing the shape of her body before she disappeared into the crowd. "Dear lord she's still fine" He thought.

Finally ten minutes later his number was called and he was on his way. At the very least the wait was worth it. The food was really good.

The following Saturday night the blond was typing away on his computer at home with the tv on as background noise when his phone went off. It was an unknown number. Usually he didn't answer but seeing as the area code was local he picked up.

"Hello?"

"Naruto it's Tsunade I hope I'm not disturbing."

"No not at all what's up?"

"Well my computer is acting up. I think it might have a virus. I have some important documents on there that I need to send tomorrow but I can't do anything like this. I'm not sure how to fix it" She explained.

Looking at the clock the blond saw it was about to be 10:30. "I can go take a look right now if it's that important."

"If you wouldn't mind that would be great. I'll text you the address." Having said her piece the woman hung up. Naruto quickly saved his work before changing out of his comfy clothes into a pair of black jeans and a simple dark blue T-shirt as he waited for the directions.

His phone chimed and he saw that Tsunade lived about ten minutes away from him by train. He brushed his teeth, put on some lotion, and sprayed some cologne before grabbing some things he'd need and headed out. Upon arriving at the house his jaw almost dropped when he saw her.

She was in a dark green robe that was tied at the waist but still had a bit of the chest showing. It reached down to her thighs and her feet were covered by some matching slippers. "Come on in. Sorry about this." She says motioning to her current attire. "I was going to change but one of the teachers called me and I got tied up in the conversation."

He shook his head "It's ok. It's your house after all." He said as he gave her another once over quickly. She smiled and unless it was his imagination it looked more like a smirk. Had she seen him checking her out? She turned around and led him to the living room. It was a pretty simple room. A small coffee table in the center along with two couches. One in front of the table and one to the right of it.

"Anyways let me get my laptop for you." She says as she heads to the coffee table. The blond looked down to see it was under the table sitting atop some magazines. She bent down to pick it up and as she did so his eyes once again trailed her backside. Her robe began riding up leaving her wonderful ass barely covered.

"Come on just a little more" He prayed in his mind. To his disappointment she stood up with the computer in hand. She motioned him to sit with her on the bigger couch and handed him the device.

Opening it up he realized that she had a low level virus that a quick troubleshoot would be able to fix. About ten minutes later everything was fine. He handed the computer back to her and let her see if she could access her files. Unsurprisingly she was able to access everything again and her computer ran even faster than it did before.

The woman sighed in relief. "Thank god. It'd have been a mess if I couldn't get to this stuff."

"I can imagine."

"Do you drink?" She asked as she closed the laptop and placed it back under the coffee table. "I'm in a good mood and could use a nice drink."

"I guess one drink couldn't hurt." He replied. An hour later the two blonds were on the couch going over their past few years in more detail. He'd found out that she'd gone on 8 dates in the past seven years and not one of them got lucky.

Naruto was sure she wouldn't have told him that if she was sober but after a few bottles of sake she was a bit more open.

"So why'd you break things off with the Hyuga girl? She was cute." She asked as she leaned forward. "She didn't put out?"

Rubbing his neck he chuckled nervously "No she did but…" he trailed off trying to think of a way to say it nicely. It'd be hard to say normally but with booze in his system it was almost impossible.

Luckily he didn't have to answer as the older woman said it for him. "She was boring wasn't she?" She asked with a smirk.

"Well she wasn't exactly…" He didn't know how to continue and instead took another drink out of the bottle they were sharing. Tsunade took the opportunity to scoot closer to him, her cheeks slightly red from all the alcohol in her system.

"You know I still haven't paid you for coming down here to fix my computer." She said as she put a hand on his upper thigh and began rubbing slowly.

"No way." He thought to himself as his eyes widened. His dreams always started like this. Seeing as he had the opportunity of a lifetime he took action. "I'm sure we can work something out."

This seemed to be the correct thing to say as Tsunade smiled and clashed her lips with his.

Lemon

The two blonds kissed kept their lips locked for what seemed like ever before briefly splitting for a breathing break. They didn't stay separated long and before they knew it they were back to making out. Naruto grabbed the woman by the waist and pulled her onto his lap for her to straddle him.

As their tongues wrestled around the younger blond brought his hand up to the sash that held her robe together and pulled allowing it to open completely. He pulled away to take a better look and his mouth watered when he saw she was only wearing a little black thong. His eyes quickly went back up to take in the sight of her exposed breasts.

Not wasting any time his mouth quickly found one and began to suck lightly while his hand fondled the other one. He was only encouraged more as the woman's hands grabbed his head and kept him in place.

"Hold on" She told him through labored breaths and stood up. She let the robe fall off her body before pulling down her only piece of clothing. Rather than getting back to having her breasts sucked on she kneeled down in front of him and began unbuttoning his pants.

Working like a woman possessed she had the pants and boxers off in seconds. "Looks like someone's excited." She teased as she looked at the mans erection. She hovered her head over it and opened her mouth letting her saliva cover it and grabbed it with her right hand. Slowly she began to stroke up and down while staring right at him.

"I've dreamed of this for years so yeah I'm excited." He replied as he leaned back into the couch to enjoy what she was doing.

"Well after this tell me how your fantasy stacks up to the real thing." With that being said she took him into her mouth, though only the tip. Keeping her eyes locked on his she rolled her tongue around sending jolts of pleasure through his body. After teasing him for a minute she began descending down his shaft taking more into her mouth.

She managed to go down eight inches, stopping only an inch short of the whole thing. Tsunade gagged as she tried to fit more and pulled back, her makeup beginning to smear as some tears unintentionally formed in her eyes. Taking a moment to compose herself she began jerking him again. "The Hyuga girl is really missing out."

With the skills only a mature woman could have Tsunade took him back in and began bobbing up and down like a pro. This time she managed to get all nine inches down and her nose touched his body. She continued sucking for fifteen minutes until Naruto felt himself about to unload.

"Tsunade I'm about to bust." He warned her. Her only response was to make a sound of acknowledgement before she doubled her efforts and continued. He grabbed her head and pushed it down his shaft forcing his kids down her throat.

He was impressed that she managed to stay down there and take it. Releasing his member from her mouth she made a show of swallowing. "Mei was right. Young men do taste good." She commented before straddling him again. "Now how about we get to the best part?"

The younger blond smiled and grabbed her by her legs and stood up. Instictively she wrapped her legs around his body. "Where's your bedroom?" He asked.

"Upstairs first door on the right."

Being careful not to trip over anything he took her to the room and laid her down on the bed carefully. "Let me return the favor." He said as he rubbed a hand over her womanhood but stopped when he saw her shake her head.

"Maybe next time. I haven't had some dick in years. I need it now." She said, her lust completely taking over.

"I don't have a condom is that alright?" Tsunade hesitated even in her inebriated state before nodding.

"Just make sure you pull out. Believe it or not I'm still fertile."

Naruto nodded and said he'd warn her in time. However, a little voice in the back of his head was whispering to him to fulfill his fantasy. Back in high school his fantasies would always involve him fucking Tsunade in different ways and knocking her up.

He shut those thoughts out of his head and lined himself up. He was about to do what thousands of boys at the school only dreamed of. Pushing forward he was surprised that she was actually pretty tight. He gave her a minute to adjust before she nodded at him to continue.

The two settled on a nice rhythm. He would thrust forward and she would push back to meet him. As he thrusted one of his hands reached for a breast and began kneading it. His fingers rolling around the nipple as he pounded away at her.

"Fuck you feel good Tsunade." He complimented as he grabbed her hips to speed it up.

The woman didn't answer instead she grabbed onto her blankets and held on for dear life. He could feel her clenching around him as he thrusted and knew her first orgasm was quickly approaching. Keeping his pace he was rewarded when he felt her walls grip him tightly.

"Oh fuck…"She moaned as it hit. He watched her chest rise and fall as she rode out her orgasm in bliss. Pulling out of her he grabbed one of her legs and used it to roll her over. Knowing what he wanted the woman complied and slowly flipped onto her stomach.

Naruto grabbed her hips and lifted her up slightly. She couldn't arch her back like some of the other women he'd been with but the size of her ass more than made up for it. Lining himself up again he entered.

"Ohhh shit…" She moaned. She grabbed her pillow and gripped it close to her face to muffle her moans as the young man plowed into her. "fuck…fuck…fuck…" She moaned as he drilled into her.

"You like that?" He asked before smacking one of her cheeks. "I asked you a question Tsunade." He smacked the other one.

"I….I..do" She managed through gritted teeth as he spanked her again.

"You do what?" He asked with a smirk as he smacked her again.

"I like it when you smack my ass!" She moaned out as he continued.

He'd smacked each cheek enough to leave them tinted red. They'd been going at it in this position for well over an hour when he felt his release coming. He could feel her walls also clenching around him letting him know she was close too. Just before she could though he pulled out.

"Hey…I was close." She complained.

"Get on top." he ordered as he laid down. Tsunade looked at her younger lover and did as she was told. She'd never liked being on top but with how close she was she would deal with it. Straddling him again she lifted herself up and lined up with him before coming down on it. "That's a good girl." he moaned as he watched her chest bounce up and down as she rode him.

One hand grabbed her hip and the other grabbed one of her breasts as she jumped on him. Her eyes were closed as she was fully focused on getting her release. The tingling feeling in his lower body returned after twenty minutes however letting him know he didn't have much time left.

The little voice in his mind returned telling him to fill her up but he knew better. That would remain a fantasy.

"Tsunade…I'm close. You have to get off." He warned her.

Her eyes finally opened and she looked down at him. "Please hold it…I'm so close." She said as she kept bouncing. "Just one more minute please."

"I don't have a minute. If you don't get off whatever happens isn't on me." He told her. The voice in his head told him to go ahead and do it, she clearly wants it. The woman had closed her eyes in bliss. She wasn't listening to him anymore.

"Fuck it I warned you." He grabbed her hips and met her halfway as he thrusted up into her. A few seconds later he felt her tighten up and that was as much as he could take. Rope after rope flooded her womb as he released inside of her. He didn't know how long passed before he finished and she collapsed on top of him.

The two rode out their orgasmic highs still connected to each other. Finally Tsunade had regained enough of her senses to realize what had happened. "Oh no…please tell me you didn't cum in me." She said in a pleading tone.

"I told you I was about to cum but you didn't listen." he replied to which she turned away knowing it was true. "Can't you buy an emergency contraceptive?"

"Not at the moment. I only have enough money for my rent this month. Being the principal isn't that much of a high paying job." She replied.

Running a hand through his hair he sighed. "I'd offer to but it but I don't get paid until next week."

The woman sighed and slipped under the sheets to cover herself. "Well let's just hope nothing comes from this."

Naruto nodded and stood up heading for the door.

"What are you doing?" He turned around to see the woman staring at him.

"Uhhh going downstairs to get my clothes and go home?" He asked

She shook her head. "It's late, we already fucked you might as well spend the night."

He took her up on the offer and slipped under the sheets with her to lay down. For all the fantasies he'd had about knocking this woman up he really hoped he hadn't. The lights were turned off shortly and he felt her head rest on his chest. Closing his eyes he forced himself to relax. Wrapping an arm around her he let sleep take him.

He was in the lords hands now. Everything would be fine.

It wasn't.

A month later she'd called him back to her place to give him the news. She was pregnant. It came as little surprise to either of them. Still what was done was done and they had to live with it.

Eight months later she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Holding his son in his arms he couldn't believe this had come about because he happened to be waiting in line one random day.

So that's chapter one. I hope you guys enjoyed it. As I said these will be one shots so if you have a specific girl you have in mind even if it's not from Naruto and you have a prompt feel free to let it be known. Some of the ones I have in mind are:

Mikoto Uchiha- friends mom

Mei Terumi- The bosses Wife

Tayuya- First affair

Samui- Wife's friend

Note not all will have a specific theme.

If you guys have an idea please let it be known in that format above and with a little bit of what you'd like. I think next will be Pakunoda from Hunter x Hunter. Remember it'll only be one shots maybe two depending on the prompt. Updates might be irregular seeing as I'll probably write for this when I need a break from my other stories. Anyways as always feel free to leave the ideas in the review section or PM me. I try to check my PMs everyday as to not let them gather up like last time.

Anyways that's it you guys stay safe.