I actually write quite a bit, it's the way I put off the chore of typing it up that slows me down. Well, that and the damn plot bunnies that get me writing stories about other things that I don't post.

Fortunately Godogma has taken it upon himself to type up the majority of my work as he was impatient with my glacial update speed.

Update: Sadly I may have given him Carpal tunnel syndrome so he no longer types. My two replacement typists (Lucillia and Ordieth) seem to have escape-*ahem* gotten bored with it, so if anyone out there cares to dare my handwriting and type up the foot tall stack of fics I'm too lazy to type myself, let me know!

And if anyone has story suggestions feel free to send them as I tend to get lost in the middle of stories quite a bit.

If you see one of my stories and think you can write a better version of it also feel free, just drop me a line and credit me with the original concept so I don't get accused of plagiarizing my own work. Thanks!

Remember to review, it encourages me to write more!

But not type however.

That requires a blood sacrifice.

Yes I do have a 'Pat Reo N', it's pretty easy to guess what it's named. I use it to post what's going on and steal ideas *ahem* I mean, get inspiration from people on what to work on.

Update Oct 2017: It's surprising the number of typists I seem to go through. You can see the names of the fallen decorating my endless unfinished fics with only a couple of stubborn survivalists managing to hang on for more than a chapter or two. Presently Sitheus Maximus and Abyssal Angel have managed to hang on and shoulder through typing up a stack taller than themselves.