After a successful assassination job, the I.M P are celebrating when they are suddenly violently dragged into Hogwarts. It turns out somebody's been keeping secrets. Somebody wasn't naturally born in Hell. Somebody is not full A blooded imp. Somebody used to be named Harry.

What happens with the Immediate Murder Professionals are hired to take out the family living at 4 Privet Drive? They find a badly neglected 8 year old wizard hiding in the cupboard under the stairs. Rated M for Language, and other mentions of sinful depravity that can only happen in H E double hockey sticks.

How will Harry turn out being raised by Blitzo and Stolas? Hogwarts better prepare itself for an assassin with style and a vulgarity to match the most hardened auror.

Light is not always good. Dark is not always bad. What does it say, when a demon is kinder than a human? That says a lot. Watch the story of a boy gaining a family and learning blood doesn't always mean family.