DISCLAIMER: The characters of InuYasha are not mine. They are the property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan, Yomiuri TV, Sunrise, and Viz. I do not make any money from the writing of these various pieces. They are purely for personal enjoyment.
a/n: These are my collection of prompts done for various LJ communities that are NOT Sess/Kag. Ratings will vary, but I'm picking M just to be safe. Updates will be sporadic, at best, but reviews are always appreciated. This current entry was for the LJ comm, iyfic_contest.
Title: Sneakin' a Peek
Genre: humor
Rating: K
Words: 249
Warnings: none
Summary: Jaken takes advantage of his short stature.
Being of such a short height affords me much more gratuity than not, Jaken mused as he walked slightly behind his Lord. Oh those who knew him not may belittle him. They may think him a lesser youkai—and compared to the great and wonderful Lord Sesshoumaru he was—but his position was higher than all of them because his Lord had put his trust in him to watch over the human girl while he was away.
It was to his personal advantage, then, that his great and mighty Lord had done a sudden turnabout where his half-brother and the humans that traveled with Inuyasha were concerned… He could now, with the slightest of steps or turns, indulge his eyes with wonderments where the females were concerned.
He was after all a male—and one with needs too!
Waddling closer to his great and mighty Lord, Jaken proceeded to indulge himself in one of his most favorite pastimes as only a youkai of his stature could. The miko's skirt…it was so short in length and provided such an enticing view—even though she was human.
"So it is red today," he mumbled to himself as a gust lifted the miko's clothing just so. Ignoring the looks cast his way, Jaken check marked the secret color tally in his mind. The miko liked the red ones…
One day, he told himself, I might choose to approach this female and offer to fertilize her eggs...and she will be honored by it.