Chapter 1: The Beginning
"Words" - Character Speaking
"Think" - Thinking/Telepathic Messages
[Crafting] - System Options/System Branches
You know I can see you right? Yes you, writer typing down this message at this moment. I could remove you in a plank second without moving you know.. Just saying - System Messages/Messages from Ana
(?,?, ?, ?, ?, ?:? AM)
Huh? Where am I? What the fuck is going on? WHY IS IT SO DARK? WHERE IS EVERYONE? I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE ROAD HOW THE HELL AM I HERE? WHERE IS THE CITY! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
After a long time I calm down from my complete meltdown, I look around this place trying to find something. ANYTHING
But there is nothing, not a single thing here, Just absolute darkness.
Calmed down enough I finally notice something, I don't have a body.
Instead of my old body I'm simply a gas cloud in the form of a human being, I try to move by using my legs but I can't move at all. How the hell do I move?
Am I going to be stuck here for eternity?
I'm soo boooo reed.
There is just nothing to do here in this empty hellhole
Ah, so that's how I walk? Handy.
I take a 'step' forwards and feel my 'body' move forwards, what do I do? Do I just walk for eternity?
Fly me to the moon, and let me plaaaayy among the stars.
Let me see what spring is like on, a jupiter and mars
In other words, hold my hand.
In other words, baby kissss meee…
Country roads, take me home.
To the place, I belong.
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country Roaaaaddss, Take me hooommmeeee
To the plaaaceeee, I beloooonngg
West Virginiaaaaaaaa, Mountain Mamma
Taaakee me hommeee, country roaaadds
I get so lonely
When I dream about you
Can't do without you
That's why I dream about you
If I could only put my
Arms around you
Life would be so fair
We two could
Hug and kiss and
Never tire
I'm on fire
You are my one desire
I get so lonely when I
Dream about you
Why can't you be there…..
I did not expect the afterlife to be nothing but darkness, Instead of heaven or hell or reincarnation or even the underworld there is just nothing but emptiness. Kind of removes the entire mysticism behind death.
On the other hand it makes me question something, if this is what happens after I die then what happens to my body? Also how am I even here? If my sentience and conscience is something that was generated by my brain then how is my sentience here in this empty void? This means that by definition my brain is not me, so then what is me? Is there something that can't be measured by normal scientific ways, maybe something like a soul? If the soul exists then what religions and cultures were right and which were wrong?
Then what is my 'body' that I used in life? Is it just a flesh suit used by my consciousness to have a place in the mortal realm? Then why is the brain there, and what exactly is decided by this soul and what is decided by the brain? Me being here means that the death of the body does not mean the death of the soul, then at what point does the soul consider the body dead enough for it to leave to this place?
There are just way too many questions and not enough answers, fortunately or in another way unfortunately I have enough time to think about these questions. I will likely not get any of it right but at least my mind will be doing… something!
I was once more walking around in this world of darkness, without point, without purpose, simply walking for the sake of walking when I found something.
A chair, and a table with a button.
A CHAIR! A CHAIR! A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR A CHAIR…..
I can finally fucking sit! After like fucking decades of just standing up right I can finally sit down! I no longer have to stand up! I am so god damn happy right now I could fuck a bean!
I rush over to the chair as fast as I possibly can and sit down, I just let out a happy sigh because I no longer needed to fucking stand up.
Should I be suspicious that there is a chair made of light and a table with a giant ass button in a void of infinite nothingness between all of reality? I mean I don't feel that inclined to press the button which might discount the eldritch route, but it might still be bad.
But whatever, I'm just happy right now.
I once again attempt to let out a sigh and spin around in the chair, Minutes pass as I do nothing but spin around on the chair. I'm not thinking about anything, just spinning.
Eventually I got bored of spinning and decided to do the completely rational thing that any normal person in my situation would do, press the button.
I reach out and push down onto the the golden button, the moment I do so a bright golden light flashes out from the button
I look away from the light to try and protect my non-existent eyes, after a few minutes I look back at the button and notice that it has disappeared and has instead been replaced by a large clock with a countdown on it.
Time until Connection: 1y, 7m, 2w, 22d, 47m, 26s
Are you fucking kidding me? I have to wait 1 Year and SEVEN MONTHS for some stupid button, actually what am I even waiting for?
You know, I have nothing better to do, might as well wait for what the fuck this thing does.
I start spinning on my chair again, I'm going to be waiting a lot.
Might as well make it fun.
Time until Connection: 1y, 2m, 1w, 17d, 5m, 25s
I have been wondering what this button will do once it's finished, is it going to absorb my soul?
Nah, a soul absorbing thing wouldn't wait 2 Years for one soul, and it does say connection so it can't be absorbing right?
Maybe it's reincarnation? That could be a thing..
I do remember those gamer fics, maybe I can become a gamer?
That sounds fun
Time until Connection: 0y, 11m, 1w, 1d, 45m, 52s
Time until Connection: 0y, 10m, 1w, 1d, 45m, 52s
Time until Connection: 0y, 4m, 1w, 1d, 45m, 52s
Time until Connection: 0y, 1m, 1w, 1d, 1m, 1s
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 3w, 12d, 18m, 10s
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 1w, 1d, 1m, 1s
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 5d, 34m, 16s
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Just five more days… JUST
FIVE
MORE
DAYS
Come on Jonas you got this far, no need to back out now.
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 0d, 0m, 30s
IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 0d, 0m, 15s
I NEED TO SEE WHAT THIS IS
AFTER 2 YEARS OF WAITING IN THE VOID IT'S FINALLY HERE
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 0d, 0m, 5s
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 0d, 0m, 4s
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 0d, 0m, 3s
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 0d, 0m, 2s
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 0d, 0m, 1s
YES
Time until Connection: 0y, 0m, 0w, 0d, 0m, 0s
The countdown flashes gold and a loud noise that sounds like clapping rings out of the clock
My god it's here, IT'S HERE
The clock disappears in a flash of light and I feel a certain… thug in my mind.
Hello Master! I'm sorry for taking so long to connect to you
But I had to actually connect to you first
And Unlocking your infinite potential to give you your powers based on your memories is pretty hard
….I mean I was born as a System yet this was still a pain in the ass.
..Can I say pain in the ass when I don't have a body?
Food for thought.
But that doesn't matter, master!
I am here, and here to serve
I all of a sudden hear a young and feminine voice in my head.
Huh?W-w?wa? What the hell?
So do you remember those gamer fics that you used to read?
Well you just got one of those gamer systems
And I'm the system and the A.D.M.I.N of that system
You are my champion
While I am your servant
..oooooooo
So, I get to become god after a few years of grinding then?
Actually, want to do some introductions?
If that is what you want, master!
Don't actually have a name yet, any suggestions?
I want something simple, how about Ana?
I love it, It's a great name
Back to introductions
My gender is female
And my hobbies are serving my master (You) and programming. I like reading books and I'm a fan of history.
So you are just going to call me master then, that's one check on the fetish bingo book.
I guess I should introduce myself now
My name is Jonas (For Now)
My gender is male
And my hobbies where playing games, watching anime, writing, reading porn, reading fanfics and philosophy
So, can I go do all that world selection shit and class selection type of stuff now?
Not quite
[Please Select Character Sheet]
++++[Sheet 0 Jonas - LVL 1] (Current)++++
++++[Sheet 1 Alba Itami - LVL 1,446]++++
++++[Create New Character]++++
These were all taken from your imagination.
Normal gamer's just only get character creation
Or not even that
But I am one of the ten true omnipotents dammit.
Rules Simply don't apply to me
Wait, you just let me pick a super high level character from the start? That's so broken and stupid, I love it
Well, let's pick the obvious option then.
[Character Sheet Selected!]
++++[Sheet 1 Alba Itami - LVL 1,446]++++
Alright now we need all the character data
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Not to be rude, but isn't this what you were doing during that loading that I was waiting 2 years for?
Or maybe you were building the rest of the system… That makes more sense
Whatever
Soul upload is going to hurt isn't it? I just have this really bad feeling in my stomach.
Soul Status
Alba: 9,999,999,999 [SSS+]
Air: 20,000
Light: 300,000 [SS-]
Water: 30,000
Space: 500,000 [SS]
Plasma: 500,000 [SS]
Electricity: 300,000 [SS-]
Lightning: 1,000,000 [SS+]
Heat: 50,000
Shadow: 300,000 [SS-]
Void: 5,500,000 [SS+]
World: 10,000,000 [SSS-]
Blood: 30,000,000 [SSS-]
Gravity: 222,872 [SS-]
Metal: 5,000 [S-]
Earth: 5,000 [S-]
Time: 1,670,290 [SS+]
Nature: 5,000 [S-]
Mind: 550,000 [SS]
Death: 800,000 [SS]
Purity: 632,040 [SS]
Corruption: 358,409 [SS-]
Motion: 5,000 [A+]
Knowledge: 50,901,020 [SSS]
Crystal: 27,820
Order: 2,000,736 [SS+]
Ice: 1,001 [A]
Unity: 1,000,000 [SS]
Life: 730,018 [SS]
Solar: 14,970
Lunar: 18,474
Chaos: 22 [D+]
Destruction: 602 [A-]
Consumption: 44,881 [S-]
Weapons: 50,000,000 [SSS]
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PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN.
It hurts It hurts it hurts...
It felt like my soul. My being was exploding, it was molding with aspects and affinities for reality...PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. PAIN.
Wait Master!
Status Effect [Extreme Pain] Removed by A.D.M.I.N
Here, I removed the pain.
Thank you ana, I appreciate it... Also I feel so, unified? My soul feels nice is what I want to say, it feels weird but good
And god damn thanks for helping, that hurt like hell
It's what I was made to do so why not help
Also your soul feels nice because the pieces of your soul are in order with each other, they are united
The SSS+ Alba Part certainly helps
Now I think it's time for the rest of my sheet right?
Yep
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Well that's nice...
So when can I start Ana?
Right now!
Please Choose
[Hub]
[Realm]
I select the Realm option, it seems cooler OK
Choose Realm Base
[House Near Forest] [City] [Beach House] [Wood Cabin] [House on a Mountain]
The one near the forest, I just like forests all right. Also it has this certain feeling to it that I like
Alright Master! Let's drop you off
Creating Realm
(Monday, January 1th, 2012, Alba's House, Alba's Realm, 1:00 PM)
Suddenly the chair I was sitting on disappears and in front of me a beautiful forest appears. I turn around and see a nice stone house right there.
My eyes seem to almost bleed from me finally seeing colours after so long of pure bl- Wait eyes!?
Holy fucking shit I have a body! AFTER ALL THAT TIME I FINALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY! YES!
I roll around on the ground in pure happiness of finally leaving the void..
A flash of bright light appears besides me, snapping me out of my temporary insanity. When the light dies down I'm greeted with the sight of a young girl standing where the light had been, surrounded by the slightly scorched ground and black tufts of grass, some trees have been cut and half and some others are currently on fire. "I don't want to deal with a goddamn forest fire on my first day of reincarnation" I say out loud
She looked like a young girl with an adorable face, she had long dark purple hair, and the same shade of eye colour, she was wearing what looked to be a comfortable white uniform with small streaks of purple that led into a purple short skirt together with dark purple knee high socks.
She turns and looks at me, while I'm laying down on the ground she's standing up giving me an excellent view of her panties. Breathing out a heavy sigh she starts talking to herself "So this is how being in a world feels, it must be nice to live in a place like this all the time? I never really got to experience something like this until now.. Guess that's another thing to thank you for" Seeming finished with her rant she walks over to me and crouches down next to me
I decided to take initiative in the conversation "So, you ana right?" A large smile filled with… affection? Spreads across her face as she nods rapidly
"Yup! That's me" She nods at me "As the administrator of the newly dubbed Purple System I'm going to give you a little tutorial" Ana tells me, a proud smug look on her face the entire time "I would appreciate a tutorial right now" I answer back
"Now a lot of more obscure stuff is mentioned in the help menu, So I'll just give the basic stuff" She tells me, I merely nod for her to continue
"There are two ways of going to your status screen, You either open it directly by simply thinking "Status" Or you think "Menu" and then press on the button which is titled [Status]" She explains before waving her hand "Try it"
"Um, ok" I tell her before thinking "Menu"
[The Gamer's Menu]
[Save Game]
[Load Game]
[Options]
[Status]
[Affinities]
[Races]
[Titles]
[Traits]
[Perks]
[Quests]
[Inventory]
[Skills]
[Proficiencies]
[Resistances]
[Classes]
[Spirits]
[BGM]
[Relationship Tracker]
[The Store]
[Gacha]
[Journal]
[NPC Sheets]
I take a look at the menu, it's just a pretty simple blue list with various buttons with different labels, which will probably lead to many different menus.
"I don't think I need to explain how to press a button" She says before reaching out and pressing on the status button for me
Status: 1/2
Name: Alba Paarthurnax
Aliases: Alba Itami, Mantus Shi, Alba Dantalion
Titles: The Conqueror, Master Of Light, Archmage of Legend, Master Necromancer, Master of Summons, Crypto-Master, The First Gamer, Killer, The Overlord, One Who Cannot Die, Lord of Searing Flames
LVL: 1,446
Class: N/A
Sub Class: N/A
Occupation: (None)
Race: [Human]
Alignment: Lawful Evil/Neutral Evil/Chaotic Evil/True Neutral
Divine Ranking: [Creator God]
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Mentor: (None)
Apprentice: (None)
Currency: 31,807,902,249,180,229,422 ,624,882,227,888,012,850,495 GC
Credits: 1,100,000,000 Credits
HP: EX/EX
HP Regen: EX per second
DP: EX/EX
DP Regen: EX per minute
CP: EX/EX
CP Regen: EX per five minutes
MP: EX/EX
MP Regen: EX per second
SP: EX/EX
SP Regen: EX per minute
Strength, STR: 1000/EX [SSS+]
Endurance, END: 1000/EX [SSS+]
Defence, DEF: 1000/EX [SSS+]
Dexterity, DEX: 2000/EX [SSS+]
Life Energy, ENE: 1000/EX [SSS+]
Intelligence, INT: 2000/EX [SSS+]
Wisdom, WIS: 2000/EX [SSS+]
Charisma, CHA: 1000/EX [SSS+]
Luck, LCK: 55/EX [SSS+]
Unallocated Points: 999,999,999,999,999,999
I look upon my status screen for a bit before a sudden rush of emotions overwhelm me.
Power! UNLIMITED POWER!
I really am reincarnated! I really do have this much power, I really am so powerful that I have to hold it back otherwise I would drown the world in it...
I let out a mad laugh as Ana looked at me, seeming amused. "Actually, I wonder what my status would say" I can barely hear what she says because she mutters it quietly under her breath
Status: 2/2
Name: Ana
Titles: Second Most Powerful True Omnipotents, The Purple System, Cosmic System of The Omniverse, Multiversal Slaughterer, Cold Machine, Blank Slate, Root of the Void, Systematic Slaughter, Killer of the Omnipotent, Infinite God Slayer
LVL: EX
Race: [System]
Alignment: True Neutral
Divine Ranking: [True Omnipotent]
Gender: Female
Age: EX
"Can't say it isn't what I expected" She mutters to herself, I'm unable to actually see the screen but don't really care.
"You know with these stats, I'm OP as fuck… You think I can survive in DxD?" I ask her, she turns her head from the screen to focus back on me "There isn't anything in DxD that can permanently kill you. And since I disabled pain in your body it won't actually hurt when you die"
A big, goofy smile spreads across my face "Ana, Time to fuck shit up"
"Yes Master! Go fuck shit up, I'll just stay in your mindscape watching and working on the system" Ana nods, a proud look on her face which I can't seem to figure out what it is targeted at.
"Also I would just like to say that my personality is kind of based on yours because of a bit of soul loading. So I have a feeling we're going to get along fine!" Ana starts to ramble
"Personality based on mine? How long do you think it's gonna take before I bend you over?" I ask her before I can really stop myself, I mean she's calling me Master for fuck sake
"It depends really, you could bend me over right now" Ana says in a sultry tone while licking her lips
"Such a naughty system you are, makes sense you were based on me." I respond with rather dry delivery, I'm good at talking. But I don't enjoy doing it, way too tiring for me.
I got the knowledge of all my skills and how to use them literally dumped in my head, and among that long list is this handy bad boy [Hide Magical Presence]
I feel the presence of my magic fade, and my mana sense go blind around my body as I can't find a single piece of mana in my body.
Ana has a bit of a surprised look on her face when she felt my magic presence disappear "Already using your skills without needing a tutorial, Guess I did a good job with the knowledge upload" Ok now I know that proud face was to herself and not me.
"Yeah, you did a good job. Anyway, guess it's time to pick a world now?" I say, in response ana waves her hand and a screen appears in front of me
[Dimension Jump] (Active)
Allows the user to unlock the next world, they can travel to unlocked worlds as often as they wish but the skill will lock until enough progress has been reached in the newest world.
Time will not move in worlds you have left, except your Hub World when it has been completed.
Current World
[Realm]
All Unlocked Worlds
[Naruto] [One piece] [Dragon ball Z] [Dragon ball Super] [Death note] [Highschool DxD] [Star Wars] [Skyrim] [Divinity Original Sin 2] [RWBY] [Percy Jackson] [Pokemon] [Harry Potter] [That Time in Got reincarnated as a slime] [Black Butler] [Resident Evil 2] [Overlord (Game)] [Warhammer 40k] [My Hero Academia] [Highschool Of The Dead] [Fate] [Game of Thrones] [Medaka's Box] [Overlord (Anime/Light Novel)] [Ranger's Apprentice] [Trinity Seven] [Star Realms] [Fate/Zero] [Fate Stay Night] [Tenchi Muyo]
"I wonder which one I should pick? Hmmmmmmmmmm…" I say in my best deadpan tone
"Master, You already know don't you?" Ana fires back with her own deadpan delivery which is far superior to my own.
"Of course I do, DxD TIME!" I yell out loud, I was both the laziest and most energetic person most people have ever met. Pretty weird ain't it?
"Alright, any particular reason why?" She asks, I give her the true reason for my decision "Big jiggly titties"
Ana bursts out laughing at my comment, after a few minutes she gets her laughter under control again.
"Now before you jump, I have an idea" Ana starts
"I'm listening" I respond, interested
"My idea is this, crossovers. A few characters from different worlds are added to DxD and from their perspective they have lived there for their entire lives." Ana proposes, I kind of like the idea
I think it over for a bit before nodding "Sure" Ana seems happy by my acceptance and a menu appears in front of me.
Main World: Highschool DxD
Hidden Crossovers: ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?
"Holy shit that's a lot of unknown worlds Ana, you've been planning something?" I ask her, looking at her I see her fingers moving at near impossible speeds typing on a keyboard with a screen in front of her.
Ana doesn't reply and instead just continues typing
Main World: Highschool DxD
Discovered Crossovers: Fate
Hidden Crossovers: ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?
"Hm? What did you ask?" She responds looking away from her screen
"..Nevermind" I mutter quietly to myself
I'm not even going to ask her about the whole... Fate Crossover thing. I'm sure she's figured everything out.
"You know, thanks Ana. For giving me life when I thought that I had lost mine permanently" I say, slightly emotional. Ana looks back at me with slightly shocked eyes before an emotional smile appears on her face as well.
"No problem, It wasn't a bother" She says, waving to me before disappearing in a flash of light.
Where did she go?
I'm right here master
I hear her already familiar voice inside of my head, looks like she's still here.
I'm currently in your mindscape right now.
This place is a mess, you should organize this some more
"What are you? My Mom? Actually no, my mom usually only came into my room, complained about the garbage and then left." I say out loud, speaking out loud with no one listening was a bad habit of mine
Transporting…
This screen appears in front of me as my realm is replaced by the all too familiar void, looks like it's DxD time
Do you wish to initiate Jumpchain?
[Yes] [No]
Jumpchain? I think I know what this is, but I don't really care that much about it, so no. Actually ana could you just make me a kuoh student?
Done
Thanks..
Fuck I forgot something, can you seal my sacred gears real quick?
OooOkidoki!
Skills [True Longinus] [Dimension Lost] and [Annihilation Maker] Have Been sealed
(?)
She just felt it.
A massive amount of dimensional magic was just used to transport someone.
It cannot be the Throne of Heroes, spirit summoners couldn't use that much dimensional magic.
So it had to be a foreign entity.
She didn't really know what to think about that, how did they get past Baka-Red?
All he did was spin around in the dimensional gap and keep out travelers, who wish to harm this universe.
Does this mean he deemed them non harmful?
However they are, she hopes that they could give her silence back.
Surely a person who could use dimensional magic that strong could create silence for her right?
The dimensional magic was large enough that she could trace the place where the being went too.
What was the island called again?
Jeipan? Naijan? Jepain? Nihon?
…
It does not matter.
Maybe she should ask the cat? She would know.
(Monday, July 20th, 2012, Alba Itami's Home, Japan, 8:00 AM)
Suddenly my realm fades and in its place a room appears. I notice a mirror and look at it, before taking in my appearance.
And more specifically the differences.
Instead of my previously circular and slightly fat face, I now had a perfectly built almost princely face with distinct asian features instead of my older more european ones, my previously uncut messy long brown hair was replaced by short bright golden Hair, my previous green eyes were now replaced by red eyes and the constant bags under my eyes nowhere in sight, where before I had an unhealthily skinny build and was as pale as a cracker I now have a swimmers build.
I'm not overly buff, I have a nice slim and balanced body except for a strangely toned six pack, I have this look of a person who could run for days without getting tired, yet still bench press a desk without effort.
Also my dick was really fucking big. Like 13,5 inches when hard and 9 inches when flaccid, which was a step up from my dick that I had before.
I'm probably the most handsome human in this world.
I stared down at my hands, noticing how different they were from before the jump, previously my ring finger was red because the skin was gone and had disgustingly short nails with a green pus surrounding the nail, But now that's gone and was replaced by a normal healthy and slim finger.
Man, it feels nice to actually have a healthy body this time instead of… well my previous looks.
Now what race should I use in this new world? I have a lot of options to take into consideration.
I open the menu and then go to the races part of the menu, I'm immediately greeted by a long list of options.
[Human] [Selected]
[Fallen Angel (12-Winged Fallen)]
[Draconic Creator God]
[Vampire Emperor]
[Nekoshou]
[Wizard (Harry Potter)]
[Human/Royal Sea Serpent Hybrid]
[Devil (12-Winged Devil)]
Being a Human is pretty basic, if I want to blend in with the other humans it might be a good option but also isn't really as fun.
I mean Fallen Angel might be fun if I want to dick around with an alternate form or persona, maybe antagonize the fallen and paint them as the bad guys. If I was a fallen angel I would also have better relations with the grigori. I'm thinking maybe.
Wait, if I go fallen angel then the devils are going to ship me in with the others in town, I'll pass.
I'll select the dragon race when I need it, transforming into a dragon when your indoors is never a good idea.
Vampires are cool, and an emperor vampire doesn't get hurt by the sun. You know what fuck it I'll take it.
Race Changed to [Vampire Emperor]
I feel my body slightly shift and change, after a few seconds the feeling stopped and I look back at the mirror to see what my changes.
The only real visible difference is that my skin is a little bit paler, I open my mouth and see that my teeth have gotten sharper and pointier.
Suddenly everything turns grey and no more noise is made, in front of me a blue screen has appeared simply reading
Select Respawn Location
What the hell is this? I try to move my hand and swipe the menu away, but when I do so it immediately appears again.
Wait I think I remember this, ana could you please pull up the skill description?
Huh so he's starting to remember, nice
Umm, yeah here
[Respawn] (Passive)
You are such a powerful undead that you have the ability to conquer even death itself and return from her grasp, allowing you to come back after you die to a location of your choosing
When your HP reaches zero, you will come back to life in a pre-selected spot with 50% of your max HP, MP, SP, CP and DP
Selected Location: (None)
Oh yeah, I remember this, I just have to think of a place where I want to respawn right?
I think of the location right beside my bed, who doesn't want to come back to their bed after they die?
Respawn Location Spawned
I hear someone shout as if they are speaking through a megaphone "Are you going to wake him up honey?" They were speaking in Japanese, that I could perfectly understand although I was not really focusing on that.
I hold my head in pain at the shear volume of their words, jesus fucking christ who on earth is talking that loud in the morning?
They aren't speaking that loud actually, they just sound that loud
Enhanced Vampire senses my boy
I facepalm, The slap is so hard that I am actually knocked off of my feet and I fall down on the ground. My hands feel stupidly sensitive, I can just feel every single groove and scratch on the floor.
I finish taking in these feelings and my new appearance when it hit me, Senses
My skills [Sense Death] [Sense Life] [Sense Emotions] [Sense Magic] and [Sense Sacred Gears] are picking up everything...
I can feel the dead hobos on the street and the bodies on the graveyard, The stench of death left by the Stray Devils consuming mortals...
I can feel every single person in the entirety of Kuoh, I can feel them all. The population of a large town with 100,000's of people, everyone in the school and everyone living their normal average human lives. I can feel the demonic weird essence of the devils, The corruption of the fallen angels and the hate of stray devils. I can feel the hate, pride, envy, sadness, Love, Frustration, Adoration etc of every single person.
I can feel the magic and it's age, From the weird ones that the fallen use to the constant usage of the devils, The oldest magic that still leaves traces to this day is 10 years old which seems to be something done by a devil and exorcists but I cannot understand the purpose why it was casted and what was made by the spell because of the age..
I can see inside of myself and my soul, It's like an infinite pool of energy just waiting to be used. I can sense sword birth, boosted gear, gaster's sacred gear, Vritra's Sacred Gears, and some other sacred gears in sona's peerage. I couldn't find twilight healing yet, So Asia has not arrived in kuoh yet which means cannon didn't start yes
And all of it is sensed with the same ease that I use to look, I'm not actively searching for the information but I just know it. It's a really fucking weird feeling.
Man this feels so nice, It just feels natural to know these things.
Alright time for DXD!
Master
We may have forgotten something
And that is?
We have to actually go to school first...
Ah for fuck sakes...
Yep... Fuck
You know I just died a week after my exams where finished, I was so fucking happy with the fact that I was done with them.
And now I have to go back to school, while it's also more difficult.
You could always rip the information out of the head of a teacher or something
Thank you Ana, I don't know where I would be without you.
Back in the void.
Cheeky girl aren't you? Wonder where you got that from.
Ana doesn't respond to my question, but I can feel her smirk all the way from here
Now when does school start?
"Alba! It's time for school young man" My da- No wait that's not my dad?
It is your 'Dad' In this world...
I appreciate giving me a background, but I'll only ever have one Dad "Ok Dad" I shout downstairs
I guess I should get dressed?
I look around the room some more and find an office chair that standing besides my desk with the entire kuoh academy uniform neatly laid out on top of it, I remember that today was the first day of the new school year, I walk over to the uniform an hover my hand over it for a bit before a notification pops up
Do you want to equip [Kuoh Academy Outfit]
Equipment Slots: Vanity Slot
[Yes] [No]
I press the large yes button and the the notification disappears, and the uniform immediately appears on my body and I get another notification
[Kuoh Academy Outfit] Item Equipped
How do I make the notification go away?
Just swipe away the screen
Ok, guess I'll should probably try that
I swipe my hand left over the notification and it disappears immediately, I let out a quick sigh before I go downstairs.
I arrive downstairs and see my 'dad' standing there with a proud smile while my mom is eating breakfast. My 'dad' looks like a simple middle aged man except for his gold hair other than that he is pretty generic but has pretty cool hard gray eyes.
My mom is also a middle aged woman who looks a bit chubby and has purple eyes with long brown hair and a DD cup size chest, she's not wrinkly at all, first time I have ever seen a true real life milf and I gotta that that I like the sight
My 'dad' looks at me and gives me a proud nod before opening his mouth and talking "Son, Kuoh Academy is a Prestigious School! I'm sure that you will fit in perfectly, now school starts in half an hour so you have to eat quickly before hurrying off to school"
"Alright Dad!" I tell him before sitting down on the dinner table and quickly eat my meal before I grab My School bag and leave the house.
The moment I leave the house I let out a sigh, this is going to suck isn't it? I always fucking hated school and I have to do it even after I died, not even school can save me from boring classes.
At least I have women who are too hot to comprehend to look at!
I leave the house and start to slowly walk to school, because of the new memories that I got from the previous Alba Itami who lived in Kuoh for all of his life I know my way around Kuoh town. And might I tell you that Kuoh town is much larger than how it looks in the anime, It's a proper big Japanese town. That just makes me question how the hell raynare was able to murder issei in brood daylight and nobody noticed, plot hole much?
Thunk
I get pulled out of my thoughts because I hear a goofy noise and fall backwards onto the ground, I look and see Issei fucking Hyoudou has collided with me by accident.
"Sorry dude are you ok?" Issei says with an embarrassed look on his face, while sounding genuinely apologetic before he takes a second look at me and his smile slowly disappears from his face. With my skills a can feel that he's angry for some fucking reason, Why the hell is the mad at me? What did I do?
"Sorry dude, yeah I'm fine, how about you?" I ask the guy, I mean I guess I c-
"Pretty boy! You really thi-" Issei screams at me with a loud screech, why are you screaming at me dude what did I do wrong? I sound out whatever the fuck he's screeching at me
Kill him
I look and see that now Issei has stood up and looks down at me like I'm some worm, How dares he look down on me like that? [Time Manipulation, Freeze Time]
Everything stops and all turns gray, all the noise around me has just stopped as absolute silence overtakes my ears. Goddamn this is weird
I feel around me for mana that might have been expelled from me LITERALLY STOPPING TIME FOR EVERY SINGLE BEING IN THE WORLD.
I also feel no mana being expelled at all, so it seems that my Magic Suppression spell that I just used earlier has worked like intended.
I take a quick look around us and find no one in the street beside me and Issei, perfect.
I have decided, I'm going to fucking gore him, Now which spell should I use? Rip out his heart? Maybe set him on fire? Freeze him? Maybe I should just One Punch him instead of using magic? Actually I have decided how to kill him.
I grab him by the left arm with my left hand and pull, easily ripping it off.
I look at the arm that I was holding in my hand, unlike what you would expect from a recently ripped off arm he didn't seem to be bleeding.
Maybe it was the time stop that stopped it from bleeding.
I drop his arm on the ground, it makes a wet splash sound as it hits the ground.
I deliver a quick kick to his left kneecap creating a loud and powerful snap sound, his leg bends backward and his kneecap has turned into a hole.
Now that's done, let's see his reaction to my efforts
Lifting the time stop spell, color and sound returns to the world.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH" Issei screeches as he collapses on the ground because his leg didn't function anymore, his eyes water in pain.
"WHAT THE, WHAT WHAT WHAT AAAA" Issei screams as he crawls on the floor, his face in pure shock as he looks down at his ripped off arms that were just laying there on the floor next to him.
"Take that, you really annoyed the shit out of me you know, you where going to fuck me up anyway so it's probably better if you just die now instead of later."
"Previously you were sitting on your high horse and dared to look down on me, and now look at you, mister harem red dragon emperor crawling on the ground dying in agony" I tell him in a mocking tone.
Issei doesn't react to my words, instead opting to cry in pain instead.
I snap my fingers, shadows rise out of the floor and pierce Issei's heart killing him immediately.
Quest Completed
[No Chance to Shine]
Difficulty Rank - G
Objective - Kill Issei Hyoudou
Rewards - Boosted Gear
Skill Added
[Boosted Gear] (Active)
100 MP Per Boost
Doubles the wielder's power, can be used every 10 seconds
Stored Power can be added to spells, or given to others
That honestly felt Therapeutic. Did anyone hear me brutalize this school kid?
Nope
I see, thanks for telling me ana.
Store [Issei Hyoudou's Corpse] In Inventory
[Yes] [No]
I try to mentally press the yes button, after like a minute I succeed and Issei's body and the notification just disappears.
Item Added
Issei Hyoudou's Corpse x1
Time to waltz over to school with a Sacred Gear and fuck all otherwise
I'm so putting my dick in every girl there, that was the only reason I picked DxD after all.
So how do I even activate the background music? umm play music? Shuffle?
Activate BGM?
[Yes] [No]
I press the yes button.
ummm.. I mentally think "BGM, Shuffle"
[Now Playing Murder-Death-Kill by The Esoteric, 7L and Celph Titled]
K, I mentally select a song that I liked without just saying it
[Now Playing Weeaboo Song by Filthy Frank]
So it just plays what I want it to play without me saying it exactly? I like it
Also man do I feel the self loathing that all weebs that listen that listen to this song feel, maybe only weebs who hate themselves just listen to this
I continued walking to the school for a few minutes before arriving at the school, god damn kuoh academy is a big ass school. I always went to these small schools, not these big schools for the popular kids. I arrived in front of the gates and spotted sona.
It might be difficult to actually imagine how this anime person would look IRL, some might think it would always look weird and cannot be done.
But sona here looks exactly like in the anime but also looks like a person in real life, she doesn't have an anime look she just has a real life look.
And that look of actually being real makes her beauty so amazing.
In the show she was just like average, but here she is like a supernatural beauty level.
It's like going from 480p to 4K in terms of beauty, her pretty face, wide hips, long Legs. Hmm
If this is how sona the average demon looks, then how does Akeno Look? Rias? Serafall?
Does.. umm random example, Yasaka also have this supernatural effect? How big are yasaka's boobs even going to be?
My dick is like 13,5 inches right now. It's a true monster dong but if she has this translation effect then I might need Bitch Breaker for this.
How does getting in between those tits feel? Well I got reincarnated with infinite power so nobody can stop me from finding out.
Wait a minute, focus on the Sona Sitri in front of me, come on what are her stats? [Observe]
Sona Sitri - The Genius Heiress
LVL: 31
HP: 3,025/3,025 [100%]
DP: 0/0
CP: 0/0
SP: 3,025/3,025 [100%]
MP: 6,475/6,475 [100%]
Race: [Devil]
Age: 18
Gender: [Female]
Virginity: [Virgin]
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
STR: 3
END: 12.1
DEF: 12.9
DEX: 4.6
ENE: 1
INT: 25.9
WIS: 28.7
CHA: 7
LCK: 5
Thoughts about you: Interest
Affection: 10
Obedience: 0
Notable Skills: Sitri Water Magic, Devil Magic
Notable Items: (None)
That literal 10/10 beauty is just 7 CHA? So that means that she either got nerfed, or stats mean a lot more than I suspected, I think I might need to put on my aura's for a bit [Aura of Trust] [Aura of Adoration] [Aura of Obedience]
That should make me fucking mister popular with this school
+15 Reputation with Kuoh Academy [45/100] Because you have a CHA Stat Beyond Mortal Comprehension
+30 Reputation with Kuoh Academy [45/100] Because of Aura Magic Bullshit
+30 Obedience with Kuoh Academy [30/100] Because of Aura Magic Bullshit
+30 Affection with Sona Sitri [40/100] Because of Aura Magic Bullshit
+30 Obedience with Sona Sitri [40/100] Because of Aura Magic Bullshit
CHA beyond mortal comprehension, I like that
Just from some magic i'm almost halfway with these people, this is going to be the easiest life ever.
"Alba Paarthurnax? I am Souna Shitori, the student council president here at Kuoh Academy. I make a habit to met all the new students, when the other new student arrives I will be giving you both a tour of the school." Lie I just have this feeling in the back of my mind that tells me she just told a lie, and that she did not speak the truth, I mean I already know her true name so wh- Wait, is it Detect Lies?
I stop my mental rant and look at Sona who is sporting a very slight blush, did I overdo it with the auras?
Not really, Plus it makes this nice and easy so it's ok
Agreed. "Alright, If that is the case then I shall wait here for him" we're going to wait here for a while if we actually wait until issei arrives lol, Because right now he is a corpse in my inventory.
After about 10 minutes of listening to music on the BGM, Sona seems to have had enough of waiting for Issei to arrive.
"It seems that this other student, Issei Hyoudou does not deem coming to school important" Sona says with a pissed off tone, I mean kuoh is one of the best schools in japan (in part due to sona's work) so when issei, some guy from a middle class school just isn't showing up to kuoh she has a right to be annoyed
"Then would you care to give me a tour of the school?" I ask her
+3 Affection with Sona Sitri [43/100] For being polite
I had to actually hold in a laugh when I saw that message, REALLY! 3 AFFECTION FOR BEING POLITE! Are they really just really easy or am I t- wait the aura's.
Alright now I'm not as amused as I was before, It's kind of natural.
"Naturally" Sona says
Sona then proceeds to give me a nice tour of the school which i'm am surely going to remember, surely.
After a few minutes of the tour we stop at a large door, "And then finally this is your homeroom. I'm afraid I have to leave now" Sona says
"That's alright Miss Shitori" I tell her, nodding to me before walking away.
As I enter the classroom I look at the teacher, she stares at me with a blush before looking away, she is in her twenties and has long blond hair and green eyes, with wide hips and a big juicy ass, she possesses huge G size breasts. She's wearing a long blue dress and standard shoes. Her breasts are so big that they are fighting against their containers, as far as I can tell her breasts are winning the battle with the amount of cleavage they are exposing
+45 Affection with Fiyi Antsi [55/100] For Being Hot
I want to fuck her so badly, damm my boner. I suddenly spot a few sentences floating above her head, I focus on them for a bit and find this.
Fiyi Antsi
LVL: 176
HP: 19,500/19,500 [100%]
DP: 0/0
CP: 0/0
SP: 19,500/19,500 [100%]
MP: 21,750/21,750 [100%]
How the hell does she have mana? Isn't she just some human? Is there something fucky going on here? Also why are her stats so goddamn high?
"I'm Called Nona Antsi (Lie) but you should just call me Miss Nona, could you please introduce yourself to the rest of the class?" Fiyi says, why is she lying about her first name? There is definitely something fucky going on here, also that voice telling me that she told me a lie popped up the moment she said nona antsi, It has to be Detect Lies
"My name is Alba Paarthurnax, And It's a pleasure to meet all of you. I hope we can get along" I say Lie, Shut up skill.
At my introduction several girls blush before muttering something about a second prince of Kuoh, Emotion sense shows that the girls are all attracted to me while the boys think of me as someone that could be an acquaintance or friend, while the perverted (Well not Trio anymore) Duo are thinking something about pretty boys. And kiba is also there and he is handsome as fuck dude, like holy shit I see why girls are drooling over him.. How weak is he tho? [Observe]
Yuuto Kiba - The Surviving Failed Experiment
LVL: 38
HP: 3,775/3,775 [100%]
DP: 0/0
CP: 0/0
SP: 3,775/3,775 [100%]
MP: 2,450/2,450 [100%]
Race: [Devil]
Age: 17
Gender: [Male]
Virginity: [Virgin]
Alignment: Lawful Good
STR: 14.8
END: 15.1
DEF: 13.5
DEX: 27.9
ENE: 5
INT: 9.8
WIS: 11.9
CHA: 17.1
LCK: 5
Thoughts about you: Interest, Friendship
Reputation: 15
Obedience: 0
Notable Skills: Sword Birth Sacred Gear
Notable Items: (None)
Again I'm not completely sure if he's weak, or if that's actually high stats but my stats are just OP. At least he has a pretty high HP/SP
[Time Manipulation, Time Stop] [Aura of Normality]
I walk up to Kiba and punch him hard in the stomach, my fist goes right through and creates a massive explosion
[117,000 Physical Damage!]
[Collect]
Skill Gained
[Sacred Gear: Sword Birth]
Sword Birth has the ability to create numerous Demon Swords of different attributes according to the will of the user. It can also be used to create countless Demon Swords from any surface at a certain distance from the user that can also immobilize opponents. The user can also create multiples of the same sword and even pass them amongst others for them to wield.
Thank you Kiba, but now I have to clean my hand... And clean up the hole in his stomach, it isn't that big but have a tiny hole in his stomach is off putting, and resurrect him
[Clean] [Clean] [True Resurrection]
The blood on my hand and kiba's stomach disappears and he seems to come back to life, I mean clean was an eromancy spell and I used it to cover up a murder, and I accidentally cleaned up this place as well.
[Skill Sealing, Sacred Gear: Sword Birth]
Alright that was fun and completely pointless. I have Creation, so I could just make a SSS+ Sword and throw it at a target, It would be more effective.
Whatever.
Now that this is over it's time for actual school.
This is going to suck isn't it Ana?
I'm sorry Master.
I have to suffer here as well.
We all suffer here at school
Thank you Ana, you are a voice of help in these troubling times.
I get assigned a seat in the back of the class.
I take my seat and listen as Miss nona starts talking about the school and it's rules and our classes. Eventually the rest of the class begins and I simply sit there on my desk, we don't really have any special lessons since it's the first day of school.
After thirty minutes of waiting I just simply get sick of it, how the hell can I make this faster?
Time magic
Ah for fuck sake, I completely forgot
I don't actually know what the heck would happen if I sped up time.
But I can always turn the time back sooo [Time Manipulation, Time Fast Forward]
Everything seems to just fast forward while I sit there, conveniently I don't get asked anything and no-one tries to talk to me, could this be the effect of my luck?
I stop fast forwarding when the class ends (For me it took like 10 seconds)
I have a plan, I want to seduce miss nona so I can fuck her, but I do need to wait for everyone to leave the class first before I can begin the plan.
Everyone in my class files out of the room while I simply sit there in my seat, occasionally glancing at miss nona while drumming my fingers on the desk.
Lemon Start
Everyone in my class eventually gets out leaving just me and Miss Nona in the classroom, she notices me staring at her and blushes profusely. I stare at her intensely with my purple eyes and flare up my aura of lust to extreme levels and she seems to heat up even more
15 Affection with Fiyi Antsi [70/100]
I stand up from my seat and walk over to nona, I stare down at her eyes and notice that they were filled with lust.
I take a seat next to her and sniff my nose before smirking at her, "My my nona, you have smell very interesting" I tell her referring to how wet that she is.
Miss nona smiles at me while looking down at my hard penis before reaching down to my thighs and rubbing them before speaking in a soft tone "You seem very stressed, it's still only your first day. You shouldn't be so upset already, are you perhaps nervous?"
Her hand traces up and she reaches my groin, she starts to slowly rub my covered penis with her nice slender fingers while I let out a low grunt. I decide to take the jump and kiss her on the mouth, she starts to clash with me in a battle of tongue's which I easily dominate.
I stop the kiss before speaking in a soft tone "Well as my teacher, shouldn't you take care of it right about now?"
She gives me a sultry smile before speaking "Of course, just let your teacher take care of it" She pulls down her top and gives me a view of her god tier breasts that were barely covered by black lingerie (how very naughty) Somehow against all laws of physics they don't sag at all and are pretty perky.
She pulls down my trousers and my penis springs free from it's trap, she stares at the large penis for a bit before slowly stroking it and I let out a soft grunt out in pleasure from her machinations
She starts to fondle my balls and I sense some sort of magic from her hands and the pleasure I feel multiplies greatly, before my balls felt warm and very great from her warm fingers on my sensitive balls, but now my balls feel like I'm in heaven with pure pleasure.
She begins slowly sucking and licking my penis with her tongue while fondling my balls with her hands, she continues this for a few minutes while I occasionally let out soft grunts.
She lets go of my penis before removing her bra and fully exposing her beautiful breasts, she stands up from her desk and crouches down before me, she grabs my penis and lines it up before trapping them inside of her breasts, all my nine inches are immediately absorbed and my penis is just in heaven.
Slowly she begins to move her breasts back up and down, giving me a great boob job. I give her a male moan of pleasure and I can feel her smug smirk from here, I feel my release coming so I cast a spell to increase my load size greatly before I burst but she suddenly stops, I let out a soft whine but she put one finger on my lips before she grabs her dropped bra and wrapping it around my dick and begins jacking me off with it.
I finally go over the edge and nut all over her bra utterly ruining it with all the cum on it, looks like she can't wear it anymore. Nona lets out a sultry laugh at the view of her bra's ruined state, I stand up from my chair before grabbing my phone from the inventory and taking a picture of her on her knees naked wearing nothing but lingerie underwear with her cum laced bra.
"Oh no, looks like you have evidence of our affair now, what could I possibly do now?" Nona tells me, I smile before telling her to stand up. She obeys and gives me a beautiful view of her naked body "Turn around" I order her, she spins around and gives me a good view of her big lingerie covered ass, I reach over and start fondling her soft ass for a few minutes before gripping her underwear and simply ripping it off.
"My my, such strength you have. It's unnatural in a way" she sultry tells me, I respond by gripping her ass before trusting forward inside of her hot cavers, I slowly pull back before thrusting forwards. I start thrusting inside of her pussy harder and harder as nona lets out louder and louder moans, after a few minutes of thrusting I feel another release coming and nut inside of her caverns.
I pull out her vagina and give her ass a little slap before equipping my uniform and sitting down on some random desk nearby her own desk, "You're done already?" She asks me in a questioning tone with surprise coating her face "Yeah, also I have one extra question for you miss"
"Do you believe in the occult?" I ask her, the surprise on her face disappears and a huge smile coats her face, "YES I DO" Nona almost screams at me with a super happy voice, huh. "And, do you?" She asks me, Ahh I'm bad at wordplay "Yes, I do" I tell her
She smiles at me "Well that's great" She tells me, I walk over to her before giving her a kiss on the mouth, after a few seconds I stop the kiss before waving my hand, Immediately lingerie appears on her desk and her dress reappears. She doesn't even look that surprised at my creation magic, "Well, see you later miss nona" I glance over at her naked body and take another picture before walking out of the class
Lemon End
The moment that I'm far away enough and I can't hear her anymore she sits down on her desk and mumbles to herself "He smelled like a human, but is he really one?"
She leans back on her seat before sighing, "Well, I haven't had a fuck like that in decades" she mumbles to herself before looking at her newly appeared lingerie and repaired dress, "Well, time to change my clothes" she says before putting on her clothes.
"I felt his strength, it's too… Inhuman, I should ask Irkos to use Insight on him to see his power, he either has super strong magic suppression or he just doesn't have magic, but then he isn't a magician, And he definitely is a sacred gear user, I do wonder which one it is. I sensed one but I don't know which one"
She lets out a sigh, "This is going to get complicated"
"Well, The Gremory and Sitri Clans did hire us for the sole reason of protecting the heiress. I should have expected that this job would be more than just stopping rogue exorcists"
"Too bad we can't take care of those fallen, but considering how low power those fallen are they are definitely Azazel's Kin. No need to start a war over some random fallen"
-Later-
"Alright everyone, time for 20 more laps!" Miss Shiraki Menah shouts across the field, pretty much everyone sighs before starting to run around the field again.
I start running around the field together with everyone else, I mean I'm not actually focusing on running I'm just focusing on all the girls in the school's exercise uniform, they simply wear tight white shirts and short tight blue pants. Which just makes me question how this school hasn't been sued to absolute hell. I then take an extra look at the teacher.
She's a pretty young woman in her young twenties with blue eyes and short brown hair, she possesses DD size breasts and a thin figure, her best features however is her large and juicy ass that seems to stick out and attract the attention of every single person nearby. She has a friendly but stern personality that makes her very likeable, of course most of the male students are attracted to her. Can't blame them
I decide to check out her stats to see if anything special or fuckey is up with her, luckily there wasn't anything
Shiraki Menah
LVL: 1
HP: 100/100 [100%]
DP: 0/0
CP: 0/0
SP: 150/150 [100%]
MP: 10/10 [100%]
Now while she doesn't have anything wrong about her, there is a lot of wrong with the other teachers.
There is some serious fuckery going on in this damm school, I checked all of the other teachers that I had and half of them were like this with levels ranging from the 40's all the way to the 60's.
Now I'm not really the smartest guy on the planet, but a bunch of the 'teachers' in a school run by the siblings of two of the mao's? Of course they would have been protected somehow, and what better way to do that then by sending in some devils to help protect your siblings in case things got out of hand? I haven't really read up on the average power levels of devils in this world but a quick observe shows most of them to be stupid powerful, but I don't reccognize any of their last names… Well my math teacher is a part of the Beleth clan, I should have recognized something was up when observing and my name display said something different then what he said. He introduced himself as Irkos Hisao rather than Irkos Beleth, Now I'm just wondering one thing.
Do reis and sona realize this or not? I mean I find it hard to believe that sona fucking sitri herself would miss an important family member of one of the still alive 72 pillars teaching in her school. So she has to know, right?
Obviously if she's rational and calm about this whole situation then she would realize that this was for her own good, but knowing fanfics and the actual show itself she doesn't see it in the logical way when things like her sister are involved.
Then that raises the question, why would she accept this? I figured out that these teachers were actually new and only appeared around last year, did something happen? I doubt they would just change that all of a sudden without a solid reason. And since I don't have any mind reading abilities I can't just find out what the fuck is going on, I have detect lies but that doesn't let me get the information I want if no one just tells me what the fuck is going on.
I want to let out a groan just thinking about this darn situation, I hold it in since I'm still running god damm laps. I need to find out what the hell is going on and why the fuck this world is so different from cannon, I mean if this world is so different then foreknowledge is gonna be useless. I mean I killed issei so cannon is fucked anyway but if it's even more fucked then I might be in trouble.
I once again struggle to contain a sigh before just letting it out, I remember that this is lap 19 so Just one more lap.
I finish running the laps before looking around to see what everyone else is doing, they're all sweating except for kiba who's just standing there. I just stand there for a bit waiting for everyone to be done.
We spent the rest of the day just doing really basic sporting stuff, eventually the lesson was over and it was breaktime
-Later-
I'm currently sitting on my bed at home after a hard day of doing absolutely nothing in school. All of a sudden I hear a certain female voice in my head.
So, Did it feel good
Yes it did, I mean no need to be self conscious about dying a virgin when you lose your virginity on the first day of your life
Nice, I never had sex you know.
You are the first person to even SEE my humanoid form.
That's….. An honor really, where you always some form of incorporeal being?
Pretty much.
You ain't taking my virginity yet though.
You gotta wait for a bit.
Should have expected that, That's no problem really. No need to get impatient.
Smart boy
BTW, since you crossed Fate over into this world, are you going to yoink Gilgamesh's shit
That's like half the reason that I crossed fate over with this world, Murder Gilgamesh while screeming ZASHU at him.
The other reason is Rin Tohsaka's thighs.
Well the year is 2012, and the 5th holy grail war happened during 2001, so I guess I might need to find another way to gain [Gate of Babylon] somehow.
...nope...
Although, I do remember that there was an option for the store in the menu.
[The Store]
Welcome to the Biggest Store in the Multiverse!
Where you can find anything on the Multiverse!
Anything you buy you pay for with Credits
Click on a Tab and scroll. maybe you will find something you want
-Click Here To Search-
-Click Here For Filters-
[Items] -Click to Expand-
[Affinities] -Click to Expand-
[Skills] -Click to Expand-
[Perks] -Click to Expand-
[Traits] -Click to Expand-
[Classes] -Click to Expand-
[Professions] -Click to Expand-
[Races] -Click to Expand-
[Proficiencies] -Click to Expand-
[Resistances] -Click to Expand-
[Spirits] -Click to Expand-
[Quests] -Click to Expand-
[Worlds] -Click to Expand-
[Build and Buy Items] -Click to Expand-
[Packs And Cards] -Click to Expand-
[Console Commands] -Click to Expand-
[Misc] -Click to Expand-
[Fate Store] -Click to Expand-
I go to the search bar and type in "Gate of Babylon"
The option appears and I press on the Buy Button
Skill Added
[Gate of Babylon] (Active)
CP Cost Varies
This Skill gives you access to the pocket dimension that stores all the treasures in the world in it
It contains an infinite amount of weapons,tools,items, etc in it, all of them ranging for C to S+ Rank.
Every single weapon that has ever existed and will ever exist is stored in the vault
When anything new ever is created, It is added to the vault.
The copies of any item in the vault is always higher quality than those outside of it
It currently only stores items from the current universes:
[Fate] [High School DxD]
And there it is, but why does it cost CP though?
It's a Gift.
Gift? Wait I think I get it, now I can use it in non magical worlds and just say it's something special like maybe a semblance or a quirk. Also access to every item in DxD? I can just pull out an improved Excalibur and kill kiba with it while dressed in a suit and wearing sunglasses or just a church attire, he would never expect it.
RWBY Is the next destination after this, and it being CP cost instead sounds fucking handy.
Also I have the nekoshou race, I can blend in as a faunas.
Today was a busy fucking day. I died, Got Undied, became the most powerful being in the multiverse, meet a Ana, and fucked a girl into a coma
For me today is the day I was born so my day was better
Cool. I'm going to sleep now. Tomorrow I'm going waifu hunting
It's noon
I have the ability to take a shit on time itself, I can just fast forward time.
Fair.
Night
Night!
...
I create a Dream Potion and drink it
[Sleep] Debuff Applied
(Tuesday, July 21th, 2012, Kuoh Academy, Japan, 3:35 PM)
I was just walking out of the school gates, I actually waited for a bit until everyone was done with bothering me since I wasn't really used to people liking me on the first day of school when I spotted a black cat staring at me.
Why is a cat here? They don't usually show up in these big and populated places like schools, so why is it here? Maybe it isn't your ordinary cat?
I then find something interesting with Sense Kii, not only does this cat have Ki it also has a stupid amount of it. I then spot something floating above the cats head that makes me let out a smile
Kuroka
LVL: 318
HP: 37,500/37,500 [100%]
CP: 97,000/97,200 [100%]
DP: 0/13,840 [00%]
SP: 37,500/37,500 [100%]
MP: 54,000/54,000 [100%]
That's a stronk kitty, that's a real strong kitty god damn. I walk over to her and crouch down in front of her, and unlike in my previous life the cat didn't scratch me or run away but actually stayed there just staring at me (Or is it just looking) "This is a change, normally animals just run away from me" I accidentally say that out loud, I decide to take a risk and start petting her head. She looks content under my headpats but I just want to flex on her for a bit.
[Enhance Pleasure] [Touch of Pleasure] I cast the first spell on her and then channel touch of pleasure through my hand before stroking her head again, the cat immediately begins to pour from my efforts. Her soft head sort of melts into my hand as I pet her, "What type of fish do you like? You like salmon?" The cats looks at me before giving me what I perceived as a nod, Ana buy me the best salmon for a cat there is in the store
Hold up, Im searching
Found It
Confirming Purchase of: Divine Fish Salmon
Amount: 100
Cost: 10,000 Credits
[Yes] [No]
I give the mental yes, I get a notification that it got added to my inventory. I stop petting her and she lets out a sort of growl "You want some fish? Here, take this" I take the salmon out of the inventory and give it to her, she looks at it for a bit before she takes a big bite. The moment she does so she dramatically stops and her eyes gain a sparkle before she hungrily devours the salmon with a ferocity that only a cat could eat with
+15 Affection with Kuroka [35/100]
I blink and notice that she was already done eating and is now staring at me with a hungry look in her cat eyes, I bring out two more and present both of them to her. She just pounces on both of them while I just sit there happily smiling, ah cats eating is kind of adorable "Your a cute kitty you know, maybe I can take you home?" I was mostly muttering this to myself and kuroka seemed to not pay attention anyway, after like a minute she looks to be done with both of them and simply sits there looking content, I channel touch of pleasure through my hand and begin petting her again before picking her up and standing up.
She looks surprised for a bit before accepting it and snuggling further into my hands, I give her ears a few scratches and she purrs a bit. "Let's go home" I tell her "Actually, are you a boy or a girl?" I ask her, sadly she wants to keep up the act that she's just a cat so she doesn't react to my words.
I start walking home while occasionally scratching her ear, after a few minutes I arrive at home. "Well let's hope I can convince dad to let you in, it shouldn't be too difficult" I mostly say to myself, I open the door and walk inside of the house. I look around and only spot my mom sitting on the couch typing something on her laptop, probably for her work or something. I walk over to her and she notices me, a large smile graces her face "So honey, how was your day?" She asks me, "Eh it went pretty well. But look at what I found" I tell her letting a small (fake) amount of excitement blend into my voice.
[Deception Check Passed] (Req CHA = 1, CHA = 1,000)
"Huh, you got yourself a cat?" she asks me looking quite happy for some reason, Foreign memories rise up in my head. Something about cats running away and an old dog, A… time stop ability? I hold back from shaking my head at the weird memories "Yeah, It came up to me and I like it so I decided to take… I think it's a she. Anyway I decided to take her in" I say in a casual tone "Anyway, can I keep it?" I allow a little (fake) desperation to slip into my tone, she seems hesitant so I pull out the puppy dog eyes. After a few seconds she looks away from my face and grumbles "Fine, you can keep it. Are you sure you can take care of it?" A small smile graces my face "Thanks mom! And yeah I'm sure I can take care of it" I'm sure I can buy some stuff in the store and create some machine stuff that can take care of kuroka.
"No problem honey" She tells me before looking back at her laptop, I head back upstairs and to my room when I catch my mom saying something "Also, do you have a plan for what to cook today?" Yeah that's a thing in this house, I have to cook all the food for everyone in the house. It's a part of the backstory of Alba Paarthurnax in this world, linked to my Expert Proficiency in cooking that I have. In this world I was a natural prodigy at cooking and I really liked cooking everyone's meals whenever I could, so a few years ago my parents just gave up and ever since then I cook dinner every day. "Not really, but I'll think of something" Mom takes this as confirmation and I head back upstairs with kuroka still in my hands.
I enter my room and put Kuroka down before sitting down on my bed, she seems to look around for a bit. Alright what do I need to take care of a cat?
I have a multiversal google installed in my system.
Let me google it.
K, found a list
Food dish.
Water bowl.
Interactive toys.
Brush.
Comb.
Safety cat collar with ID tag.
Scratching post or scratching pad.
I can just scrap the scratching post right? I mean she ain't a real cat so It really shouldn't matter right? Whatever.
I look around my room and search for an empty spot, I find a little corner and go over there. I create a Food Bowl and Water Bowl and place both of them down, I can feel kuroka just staring at me. I make some water and fill the bowl with nice drinkable water, I place an Infinite Supply enchantment on the bowl.
I go to the store and buy a cat bed and buy divine tier pillows and place them in the bed. I buy a bottle that cats can drink from that's filled with warm milk that's the perfect temperature for a cat. I place an Infinite Supply and Unchanging Temperature Enchantment on the bottle and put it down next to the box. "See… Actually I don't have a name for you, what should I call you? Hmmm, What about maya?" I ask her.
She just stares at me, not even bothering to give me a nod "I'll take that as a yes" She doesn't dignify my words with a response and instead simply walks over to the bed that I made for her and lays down on it getting very comfortable immediately.
You would think she would have worried about falling asleep in a divinely comfortable bed created by a complete stranger who basically kidnapped her, but she isn't. I shake my head
Yokai are weird people.
Now what to make for dinner today? How about something simple, maybe a little ichiju-sansai
I stop and think, how the hell do I know what that is and why was it so natural to respond with that to the question? I stare down at my hand which is twitching for a little bit, I grab it with my other hand and hold it still.
How much is this new body and life affecting me? I mean I look japanese, talk japanese, and act japanese.
How much of my old personality got destroyed the moment I jumped into this new body? This is a big fucking deal dammit.
I should have expected changes like this, I mean I felt them on my first fucking day here in this world in like the first hour, even back then I already felt memories which where not my own, It's just that I only really noticed now when this new life literally invaded my mind.
I let out a shaky sigh at these thoughts, It was inevitable that this was going to happen wasn't it? Having a completely different life and becoming a literal god was bound to change someone wasn't it.
I release my hand from my grip, well let's try to look at this in a positive way. If this new version of me is just a better person or I like being like this then it might be an upgrade?
I shake my head and head for the door.
Let's not worry about all that heavy stuff, Let's go cook some stuff.
And maybe take a nap after? Who knows
And that's the end of chapter one rewrite, nice
So please tell me if you found any spelling things that I missed, but plz no flames ok thanks
Edit: Decided to remove some unnecessary elements to fit more in line with what I was planning for the rest of the fic.