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Perverted Potion Prankster?

"So you're the one who stole my Trap Potion... well isn't this a surprise, you look just like an alternate reality version of me." Naruto the Perverted Potion Prankster stated as he looked a smaller version of himself with the Trap Potion that he had invented for shits and giggles, as well as researching how traps can appear so feminine in all things.

He was curious where his Trap potion went, so he used his magic to rip open a portal to where the potion was, and here it was.

How did you find me?

"Well, you ARE in the Alternate Universe that Mittelt gave girth too, so I have easy access to it, all things considered. Did you think I wouldn't notice the New Universe Bubble experiencing vast stability and growth?" Naruto the PPP asked as he looked at the silver haired version of himself. He crossed his arms with a slight grin on his face, as if he said something obvious.

There was a pause.

Currently, they were standing on a street corner.

That makes no sense, I can't be tracked.

"I didn't track you, I tracked the potion you were holding. So, mind explaining what your goal is with the potion... is it fun?" PPP asked as he looked at SKU, who thought about it for a moment, before he grabbed his notepad and wrote down the answer.

You enjoy Traps?

"I invented a Trap potion and made a clone of myself have sex with a Trap, so I do hold more affection for traps than most. AH, you plan to turn somebody into a Trap... so what kind of Universe is in here?" PPP asked as he looked around.

A Universe where your parents were able to have you without major genetic manipulation.

"Ah... Mom and Dad are alive here..." PPP gained a slightly saddened look on his face, but also a very happy smile a moment later. "... Genetic manipulation huh?"

Only Minor Genetic Manipulation in this Universe, so they were able to birth you and survive.

"Cool... so is this why my Universe is currently frozen in time?" PPP asked with a raised eyebrow. He had noticed that his Universe was in a state of frozen time, with everyone but him unable to move or think. Since he was able to think, he just kept thinking and thinking, until he got the idea to try and find his trap potion while opening portals to other universes.

He succeeded.

Change your hair color.

PPP put his hand through his hair and transformed it to the color black.

[Energy Drinks for Sale]

"Oh... you little devil, I love this idea." PPP instantly understood what SKU was doing when he saw three people running down the street.

Kushina Uzumaki was in front, a beautiful red haired woman who maintained an extremely youthful appearance despite being close to 40 years old at this point. She didn't even have a single gray hair on her head, and she had a fair skin with a slight peach color to it, the very slightest of it. She was wearing work out gear on.

Minato Namikaze was in the back, slightly tired from a long run, and his looks aged slightly. He had a couple of wrinkles around his eyes, but otherwise he was extremely youthful for his age as well. He had worked up a sweat, a pretty heavy sweat for that matter.

Finally, in the middle, was Naruto Uzumaki.

Couldn't be more than 16 years old, for PPP it was like looking at himself back in time. He wasn't as well built yet, but he was certainly athletic for his age. Bright blond hair the same color as his father's, and blue eyes the same color. He had his mother's face for sure, and his body build was more similar to a male version of her build than his father's build.

"Wow, I guess whisker marks are all the rage these days." Kushina stated as he jogged by. "Lucky you Naruto." Kushina slowed down when she read the sign, and she walked up to it with a smile on her face. "... I'll take an energy drink." Kushina passed over some yen coins.

SKU waved off her money and just gave her the drink.

"Strawberry please." Minato stated, and he was given an energy drink for free as well.

"You two kind of look like me... I guess I'll have one too." Naruto stated with a bright and cheerful grin on his face.

He was given the Trap Potion instead of an energy drink.

He drank it down like his parents with their drinks, before the threw the bottles away and started to go back to jogging together. When they were out of sight, SKU looked at PPP and gave him a questioning look.

"It activates after a small delay of about 10 hours, and after 24 hours without the antidote, the effects become permanent. This is going to be hilarious." PPP stated as he showed off the antidote.

...

He smashed it on the ground.

No more antidote.

"You're damn right, this is too funny. If you ever need more potions, you come right to me, and I'll give you whatever you need. I wonder if the potion will have any effect on his mind... I hope it does." PPP laughed when he thought about the chaos that could happen. This was too funny for him.

If you couldn't laugh at yourself, then what was the point in having fun?

He is going to suffer humiliation.

"Fuck that me, he's got his parents to support him. The way I see it, he needs to suffer a little to make up for the fact that he lives such a blessed life. I would gladly become a trap if it meant having my parents alive." PPP stated as he rubbed the back of his head with a small sigh. "... This is going to be... wait... so does that mean Asia is in this universe too?" PPP asked with a raised eyebrow.

SKU nodded his head.

PPP opened a portal, and he walked through the portal.

...

A second portal opened and PPP came back out with a grin on his face.

"There, now that little issue is fixed all up. Little devil bastard isn't going to be able to ruin her life. Also, do you think I'll become a pervert in this universe?" PPP asked with a small curious glance.

We're Narutos... of course we're perverts deep down.

"Good point, well, while time is still frozen in my universe, I'm going to go shove my fingers up everyone's asses, and see if they feel it when time turns back on." PPP opened a portal back to his own universe, leaving SKU behind to look at him with a raised eyebrow.

Quite confused.

This was the first time an Alternate Naruto that wasn't MwTT had ever tracked him down and followed him during frozen time, even more so through such a strange method. Now that he thought about it, he hadn't seen Man with Ten Tails in a long time. SKU's eyes widened for a moment when a stray thought entered his head.

MwTT did it.

He actually did it.

He reincarnated into a new Naruto, a Naruto from a different alternate universe, he reincarnated his soul into the body of PPP.

Amazing.

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