Assistant Needed.

Shibuya Psychic Research is looking for a new assistant, preferably one with psychic abilities.
Abilities needed:

Must be able to stay at Decrepit, haunted old buildings.

Must have a willingness to be in life threatening situations.

Must have a friendly phone manor.

The ability to stay calm when dealing with idiots.

Be able to save a small 15 year old school girl and fellow assistant numerous times each case.

Make good tea when said school girl is not around.

You will be working with:

A permanently PMSing Miko.

A slightly perverted Monk.

A vacant looking blond priest.
A bitchy psychic.

A air headed latent psychic with a neon sigh that seems to say 'Come attack me, please!'

A narcissistic emo.

If you are interested in working in SPR, please contact us using this number 0800-I HAVE NO RELATIVES THAT WILL MISS ME.

Kouji Lin


Ok, this is a total joke, I have no dislike of any characters, this is in Lin's point of view not mine.

Please review and remember, flames will keep me warm at night.