Assistant Needed.
Shibuya Psychic Research is looking for a new assistant, preferably one with psychic abilities.
Abilities needed:
Must be able to stay at Decrepit, haunted old buildings.
Must have a willingness to be in life threatening situations.
Must have a friendly phone manor.
The ability to stay calm when dealing with idiots.
Be able to save a small 15 year old school girl and fellow assistant numerous times each case.
Make good tea when said school girl is not around.
You will be working with:
A permanently PMSing Miko.
A slightly perverted Monk.
A vacant looking blond priest.
A bitchy psychic.
A air headed latent psychic with a neon sigh that seems to say 'Come attack me, please!'
A narcissistic emo.
If you are interested in working in SPR, please contact us using this number 0800-I HAVE NO RELATIVES THAT WILL MISS ME.
Kouji Lin
Ok, this is a total joke, I have no dislike of any characters, this is in Lin's point of view not mine.
Please review and remember, flames will keep me warm at night.
