A random, uninteresting drabble. The idea wouldn't leave me alone. There may be more. And I am aware that the book is called "Deathly Hallows."
Spoilers: Book 7 on the HP side.
Disclaimer: I own neither Bleach nor Harry Potter.
"Ken-chan! I told you we should have turned left back there!"
A twitch made itself known, tugging at the edges of his left eye. "You told me to turn right," he stated accusingly.
"You should really learn to stop blaming others for your mistakes, Ken-chan," the little girl on his shoulder admonished. He turned his head toward her, not for the first time wishing that he wasn't wearing his eye patch; it made it awfully difficult to glare at her. He supposed that was the reason Yachiru had claimed his right shoulder as her perch. He sighed, and the girl took this as a cue for more directions. " There, Ken-chan! Up those stairs!" Reluctantly, he followed her lead.
Three hours, five floors, seven secret passageways, and twelve moving staircases later, the duo somehow found themselves on the first floor. Jingling in irritation, Kenpachi threw open the first set of doors he saw. He smirked as he found the room contained people. "See, Ken-chan? I told you that you'd find people here! I can't believe you doubted me."
He rolled his eyes at her audible pouting. Taking in the corpses mingling with the living, he locked eyes with a random human. "Tell me about those 'deadly hollows.'"
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