A/N: This is my first Resident Evil story. As I mentioned in the summary, this is a series based off of what I say when I play the games. Sometimes I play with my brother, so, if some of these might seem as though the characters are being played by two people, that's why. All of these below were Co-op with my bro.

Chapter 1: First Four, Anyone?

#1 Hugz Nao Plz? RE5

Sheva gave a glance around. Chris had run off somewhere, leaving her to defend the door from Uroboros infected Africans. She looked up at the sound of hurried footsteps and caught sight of Chris' overly-muscled frame. "Hey, there's no zombie guys here!" She shouted, waving her hand in greeting. She blinked in confusion when he ran past her with a scream of,
"RUN!" She turned to where he had come from, and choked on a scream. A writhing mass of tentacles was slowly moving towards her. It stopped a few feet from her and extended two tentacles in a fairly innocent gesture.
"I can haz a hugz?" It gurgled, and Sheva pivoted on her heels and chased after Chris.
"SHIT!" She shouted, as she caught up to Chris. She glared at him. "What the hell did you do!" Chris turned to her with wide eyes.
"Nothing, I swear!"
"Yeah, right!" A gurgle came from behind them.
"Hugz?" The two looked over their shoulders, and, upon spotting the mass of tentacles reaching for them, ran faster.

#2 He's Powerwalking! RE5

Sheva peeked around the corner of the hall, gun raised in case that leather-clad bad guy full of awesome was there. Said blond haired man was doing his shadowy teleport all over the place.
"You can't hide forever!" He shouted. Sheva snorted and whispered to herself.
"I can and will." She looked behind her at the feel of someone behind her. Chris smiled and gave a wave.
"Hi Sheva!"
"Chris. It looks like you've finally escaped that druggy."
"Hey, don't talk about Jill that way! It's not her fault!" Sheva rolled her eyes and leaned closer to the wall. Chris moved around her, and started to peer down the other hall. Sheva copied. "What's Wesker-" They saw him start walking faster, and the turned quickly, dashing down the hallway with a shout of,
"He's Powerwalking! RUN!"

#3 How do you say... RE5
*Uroboros

Chris kicked the downed body with a smile. Sheva stood next to him, gun raised. Chris nudged the body with his foot, before turning to his partner.
"What are they infected with again?" Sheva glanced down at the body.
"Uh-ruh-boros*." Chris' brows furrowed in confusion.
"Isn't it Oo-ro-boros?" Sheva huffed and crossed her arms.
"Weskah says it like that." Chris glared.
"Wesker. -er." Sheva growled in her throat, and kicked the body.
"Whatever."

#4 Oops... RE5

Sheva raised the rifle, and grinned at Chris, who looked worried. He looked down at Jill, who was glaring up at them.
"Don't worry, Chris. I got this!" Sheva said, positioning the rifle. Chris nodded.
"If you say so..." Sheva peered into the scope, and aimed at Jill. The blonde was doing backflips and moving around lots. Sheva increased the magnification in her scope, and, once Jill stopped moving, aimed at the red device attached to the blonde's chest. "Got the shot!"
"Do it." Chris said, and Sheva pulled the trigger. The bullet whizzed down to Jill. Sheva stared through the scope, horror-struck, as the bullet completely missed and sliced through Jill's neck. Sheva jerked away from the rifle, and watched, along with an almost crying Chris, as a red geyser of blood came from the blonde's neck before she collapsed. Chris shook in rage.
"WHAT THE HECK! WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING!" Sheva banged her head against the railing.
"Oh come on! That was the thirteenth try already!"