Hello. My name is Melody, and I'm pretty pissed. You see, I'm fuckin' dead. At least I went out the way any Otaku should: getting Isekai'd. Oh, and, as what I can only guess is a consolation prize for 'stupidest death', I got this fucking TOS/EULA tab so long that it would take all my life to even READ, much less actually comprehend!

…good thing I'm dead, then, because I'm not going to skip a EULA for what I am pretty sure is The Gamer. I'm not going to accidentally render myself incapable by making a mistake and allowing them to literally cancel my 'alive' status because god knows, Gaia can, and likely will.

I finish reading the absolutely massive EULA after about a day, and from what I read, they can cancel my Gamer powers because I:

-Killed Naruto/Sasuke (Negotiable)

-Became way too boring

-Didn't accept any quests (Maximum of 15 quests skipped every month)

-Killed a gamer allied with me

That was extremely helpful, as not only could I tell that it would be in the Naruto world, I would also deal with other protagonists, possibly from other manga/anime.

For assuming correctly based off of prior knowledge, you have gained +1 WIS.

Oh, well fuck you, you a giant green floating box of what I can already tell will be annoyance…

Oh well, time for the world! So, which one do I get?

Actually, not only do you not get to choose a world, you aren't done.

What could possibly be next?

You need to create a character, of course!

Wait, what?

Were you actually dumb enough to think that a normal human body could withstand the activities in Reincarnated as a Slime, much less Naruto or One Piece? We need to make you a body that is durable enough to get shot, and we decided to give you the luxury of picking what you look like.

"Well, now that you make it more clear, that seems like a better option than just going as myself."

Good. I'm glad you agree.

After a bit, I decided to make myself a green-haired, tall person, with light grey eyes, and slightly slim body size, and added a sword, for good measure.

Now that you've picked your character, I need you to pick some abilities. These abilities can't be too broken, but they are able to be fairly powerful, as long as you don't break this game too much.

"Can I get the Earth Grudge Fear ability merged with Rimuru's Predator?"

You are really trying to push it… but fine. That is acceptable.

"What's next?"

Now that you've picked powers I need to explain this Gamer System. Unlike the normal Gamer, this one doesn't have stats. It does have mana and HP, but regeneration of each will have to be leveled up.

This Gamer System also focuses on levels of each ability, for example:

Breathing - LV. 100 (MAX/MAX EXP) [Common] (Can Be Evolved)

Congratulations, you know how to breathe, and are quite good at it. This is something that comes from having working lungs, and possibly not being stupid.

Description: This skill allows you to breathe. What a surprise.

As you can see, the higher the level of a specific skill is, the better you are at it. You can also level up by spending Skill Points.

Here is what your Gamer will look like:

Game - Menu

Skill Points - 10.000

Shop Points - 100.000

Stats

Quests

Shop

Skill/Shop Point Exchange

Help

Timeline

Map

With that being said, please, enjoy your trip!

P.S. - I have the pleasure of informing you that this will, as the saying goes, hurt like a bitch.

"Wait, what do you mean by, 'hurt like a'-

It was about then that my body exploded in pain, and I fainted.

When I woke up, I was in an unfamiliar place, with an unfamiliar body, and I had absolutely no way to find where I was. For all I knew, I could be in Punk Haz- Nah, the Game wouldn't do that. Plus, I don't see any ice or fire! That's like saying I would be reborn in Little Garden!

'You could use the Map.'

You know what, thoughts, I could use the map, that is a good idea!

'Map.'

A map (obviously) popped up in front of my face, informing me that I was indeed lost. It also told me many things, like the meaning of life, it's favorite wine type, and much more, but the one thing it didn't tell me… was where I was!

The map requires you to either buy an Island Map Orb from the shop or find an Island Map Orb at a point on the island. The current location of the Island Map Orb is being put on your map… finished!

The map updated, still showing nothing important, but this time there was an area of the map that actually wasn't just black, and I was only about half a mile away from it. Deciding to get the orb, I started running in that direction, only pausing when a quest tab popped up.

[QUEST] Find the Island Map Orb (1 Star)

Your map is obscured, find the Island Map Orb to fix that. Dungeon Bosses need not apply.

Rewards:

Island Map Orb

100 EXP

10.000 Skill Points

10.000 Shop Points

?

When I finally made my way to where the Island Map Orb was located, I found an unexpected, and most definitely an unwanted surprise. The Island Map Orb was nowhere to be found. Instead, as the Game certainly knew, it was the entrance to a dungeon.

Sometimes, an Island Map Orb can be guarded by monsters! Defeat them to gain that orb that will help you out so much.

Fine, I'll do it. Reaching out, I looked at the pop up that appeared and mentally said 'Yes, I want to enter, I'm not dumb,' and physically, I just pressed 'YES'.

-Inside the dungeon-

The dungeon was much homelier than I thought it would be, it almost felt like a cottage, while at the same time, I was scared out of my mind. The dungeon was an ancient gladiatorial arena, with only three troll monsters, all holding clubs, and one ogre which was obviously the boss. I mean, who else would sit on a literal throne of gold and jewels?

Deciding to take the initiative, I activated Earth Grudge Fear, and to my surprise, unlike Kakuzu's ability, in which strings came out of his body, parts of my body simply seemed to evaporate off of me, in small tendrils. However, despite them seemingly being less opaque than the rest of my body, they still could be controlled.

By the time I got to the monsters, my left arm had been fashioned into a clear spike, and half a second later, my arm was through his chest. Deciding to take advantage of how my ability worked, I decided to turn my body into the Earth Grudge Fear, and through the hole my spike created, I went in, and about three seconds later, I was in a new body, which smelled quite a bit more than my old one. I want a refund, goddammit!

Turning my attention to the other trolls, I raised my club, and- clumsily- bashed the two other trolls on the head. Confirming their state of unconsciousness, I used Predator and devoured the troll. Hearing a roar, I remembered that I wasn't the only one in the room. Time to see if my sword was of any use?

Drawing my sword, I took up the standard Iaijutsu stance, and proceeded to get reminded that this was an orc, and not exactly a normal human, which would have died to that. The way I was reminded was via a punch to the face, delivered at Mach speed. Fast. Faster than an orc had any right to be.

Recovering, I took the chance to Observe the boss- I should have done it earlier, as I paled in fear.

Korug'mal'adek - Orc Chieftan

Title - Chief [+100 to all stats]

Lv. 31

[Observe Level too low] - Requires Skill Level 15

HP: ?

MP: 0

SP: 1000

Oh. That would explain his speed. He's FUCKING LEVEL 31!

Phew. This would be easy. Predator.

+10,000 EXP for killing Korug'Mal'Adek - Ork Chieftan

[QUEST] Find the Island Map Orb [1*]

Reward:

100 Exp

10.000 Skill Points

10.000 Shop Points

? - 20,000 Beri

Oh. Oh shit. I look over at my map in shock. It's a map that would haunt me. Little Garden. The One Piece equivalent of a death-trap. I was reborn there!? What a rip-off...