When Artemis attended Saint Bartleby's, there was a particularly bold student who took to ribbing Artemis, calling him Left-Foot Fowl, as "he had two left feet, and couldn't kick a football with either of them". A tale of teenaged awkwardness, private school politics, and, most of all, Artemis' horrendous social skills.

After some unfortunate events in which Artemis is accused of being a changeling, the 12-year-old finds himself on an impossible adventure. (Heavily au; takes place in the 1600s. Cross-posted on AO3 and Amino. Cover art by a-bit-of-joy-is-a-bit-of-me, from Tumblr!) Rated T just in case.

Alexandr Butler, the intended bodyguard for the next Fowl heir is dead, executed in Iran after a political coup. In a frantic attempt to keep up the family tradition, the 23-year old Lance Corporal Domovoi Butler gets disengaged from his service in Monte Carlo and reluctantly travels back to Dublin, Ireland to meet his future employers as well as his baby sister for the first time.

At four years of age, Juliet Butler is living in Ireland under the care of her brother, despite being an American citizen by birth. Here's why.

Artemis Fowl, after coming back to life in a cloned body, reads over his old documents to try and get a sense of who he is. Suddenly, Holly bursts into his room with devastating news about Trouble. Can the two people, now lovers, find a way to get the corrupt Commander off their backs? What will become of their lives afterward? Rated M for smut.

Northside Middle School is busy rehearsing their production of "Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony" when strange things start to happen. Microphones malfunction, actors forget they're even in a play, ice appears all over the bathroom floor… and that's only the beginning. Is it possible that some characters from the book have stepped into the real world?

Really sexy stuff. Not for kids.

An Artemis-Holly romance story, firmly set in the world of Artemis Fowl, except all the dialogue is lifted straight from Star Wars Episode II. Not joking.

A/H oneshot, fluff. Artemis receives a gift from Holly… a photo album. Taking a look inside, he goes down memory lane and remembers how their relationship grew over the years. He recalls skiing shenanigans, a questionable first date, and his return home from Mars. (Spoiler warning for Luna Minor and the first Fowl Twins book.)

In which Artemis' mighty brain largely fails him on a topic millions of other people also struggle with every year. Very much an Artemis-Holly romance; don't read if that's not your jam. Complete.

Artemis survives the Gate with a little luck and pain. However, so has Opal. In a sense. Her memory is gone and she inhabits the body of Nopal, the clone she created to escape the clinic all those years ago. As the two personalities begin to bleed into each other, can Artemis and Holly find any good in a soul like Opal's? (picks up at the end of TLG, includes A/H and Nopal fluff)

If Artemis Fowl escaped the mind-wipe, what would happen? He might save someone's life. There are new plots, new dangers, but one villain...

Butler knocks on Artemis's door only to find something shocking

Artemis acts strangely, Butler is suspicious and decides to spy on Artemis. As it turns out, it was not the best idea.

Foaly confronts Holly with some evidence regarding the relationship between Holly and Artemis.

When Artemis died, he left more than just his immediate family behind. His closest friends and confidants were left, trying to fill the gaping hole that was his absence.

Men's formal wear is largely influenced by the military garb of the 19th-century. A tale that is equal parts about growing up, and the clothes we wear to do so.

Artemis' encounter with Spiro did not go well. Captured, alone, and imprisoned, the former teenage genius is suddenly given hope when someone from his past re-enters his life in an unexpected way. The scars - mental and physical - that his time in Spiro's grip have left on him still remain, however, and Artemis must come to terms with what has happened or be lost to the past...

Artemis struggles with memories he's managed to ignore for five years.

After Root's death, Vinyáya listens to Short's debriefing and thinks, I wouldn't have missed.

Not even death can defeat Artemis Fowl… He was cloned back to life after Opal’s bomb killed him. In the two years it took for him to wake up, Holly missed Artemis so much it ached. So, after a lot of thinking, she decided that when Artemis woke up, she would tell him how she felt. But in Artemis’s place returned a sweet, innocent 18-year-old. All Artemis 2.0 wants is to experience

Contains spoilers for The Fowl Twins Deny All Charges. Basically, I've extrapolated and created a scene based on a couple things referenced in the new book. It's a one-shot until it's not.

Post TLG one-shot; friendship fluff? Artemis, devoid of memories, feels like he's missing something - someone. Every twenty-eight days, his insomnia draws him outside. Although he doesn't know exactly why, he stares out to the moon... until maybe, he finds out that the wait was all worth it.

Poem: Evolution had stripped the People of their wings. Just as humanity had robbed them of the surface.

Just a short thing I thought of a day or two ago. I was going to like a comic but I decided not to. Artemis and Holly, imagined in the classic K-I-S-S-I-N-G song sung by kids everywhere. One-shot.