Hey, AntmanGoesUpThanosThanus here. I've watched Monster Musume and I can say that it's awesome! This fic will be about (as it says in the description) you, a programmer, living your everyday life, until girls invite themselves into your home. This is my first monmusu fic so read and review.
(Edit: As you can see, chapters 1-13 have been rewritten into 3rd person view chapters. I guess you can say the previous 1-13 chapters were "beta" chapters.)
(2nd Edit: starburst98's review made me rethink this entire story's plot, because I had no idea what plot to work with, so, thank you, starburst98, for giving me something to work with, and thus, I shall do my best to rewrite this story into a decent slice of life fanfiction, because honestly, in canon Monster Musume, there are only the lives of male hosts and their demihumans, lol. )
Chapter 1.
Evan's Home.
In a nice, two story house in an American suburban neighborhood, we have a 25 year old man named Evan Garcia. He is currently in dreamland when his 5AM alarm pulls him back to reality.
Beep Beep Beep Bee-
The alarm gets cut off by Evan clumsily pressing the snooze button, and rubbing the sleepiness from his eyes. "I should change my alarm to something more pleasant one of these days.." he mutters to himself.
Taking a few minutes to physically and mentally prepare himself for the day, he gets up from his comfortable bed, and stretches his arms.
He checks his watch and sees it's 5:09 AM. Now you may be wondering why he willingly wakes up at this ungodly hour? Well, it's because he works as a programmer for a company, and his job requires him to be at work at 6:40 AM. Though the good pay makes up for it, he still questions why he has to be there so damn early when he could be getting extra Z's. Anyway, he heads over to the kitchen to make himself breakfast and begin his day.
Evan opens his fridge to look for something simple to make for breakfast.
"Hmm... peanut butter and blackberry jam? That'll do then." Evan said.
He grabs said items and prepares himself a peanut butter + blackberry jam sandwich. It doesn't take long to make it, 15 seconds later and in his hands is a decent PBxJ sandwich. He turns on the TV to see what's on right now.
Evan remembers the other day he's read on the news that the governments revealed to the world that monster girls aren't a fantasy and that they have a program called "Interspecies Cultural Exchange Bill" where human families (or one individual) sign(s) up to take care of one or more demihumans in order to get them accustomed to society.
He contemplates signing up for the program and taking care of one or two demis because he'd feels it gets lonely in his house sometimes. He finishes breakfast, turns off the TV, and walks back to his room to finish dressing up for work.
Well, he was going to until he hears the doorbell ring. "I'm not expecting anyone right now... not at 5:36 AM." He looks through his peephole and sees a woman wearing a white dress shirt with a black tie, a black blazer and matching skirt, black pantyhose, and heels. Sounds like she means business. He opens his door to greet her.
"Morning, how can I help you?" Evan asks.
"Hi Evan, my name's Kuroko Smith, but you can call me Ms. Smith, and I'm here to talk to you about you signing up for our Interspecies Exchange Program." Ms. Smith says
"Wait.. what the fu-"
She cuts him off by asking for a cup of coffee, to which Evan stares at her with a deadpan expression. Who is she to casually knock on his door then ask for a cup of coffee?
Evan obliges anyway. He invites her to his house to keep discussing about this.
"I don't remember signing up for this, at least not yet.. could you please tell me when I did sign up?" Evan asks Ms. Smith, wanting to know how he ended up on their list.
She takes a moment to think and replies. "On March 12th, 2019, you signed up online for the Interspecies Exchange Program." Evan takes a few seconds to think and remembers he had too much to drink at home and decided it'd be a great idea to sign up for the I.E.P. without thinking what demi he wanted to take in. He dreadfully thinks about what he's done, though manages to accept the fact that he'll have someone to take care of and keep the house not so lonely anymore.
"I'm still waiting for that coffee you promised me, you know?" Ms. Smith reminds Evan of her coffee.
"Oh right, sorry, let me take a sec." Evan walks over to his coffee brewer, puts a coffee pod in it, and begins making Ms. Smith's coffee.
"Thanks. Now, here's how this is gonna work, you'll receive the demi you chose on our website up to a week from now."
Evan's coffee brewer finishes making smith's coffee and he hands the cup to her, to which she takes a sip from.
"This is some great coffee, Evan-kun~"
"Eh, thank you, I guess." Evan awkwardly replies, knowing the coffee he drinks is just store-bought, which is enough for him.
"Now then, could you tell me what species my homestay is gonna be?" Evan asks because he has no memory of what he chose to take into his home.
"Hm, I'd tell you, but then that'd ruin the surprise." she teases Evan, to his annoyance.
"Ah, well, I can't wait to meet her soon." Evan speaks his thoughts.
"You'll get to see her soon. Well! I'm off now, I have appointments with other potential hosts, see ya!" Ms. Smith finishes her coffee, leaves the cup on the table, and takes her leave.
Evan sighs at what he got himself into, as he picks up the cup and the plate and puts them in the sink to wash after work. He wonder what he chose that day, because there's many species of demihuman women, from aggressive hellhounds to docile, fluffy neko girls, to the hyperactive kobolds, the choices really are endless.
He walks to his room to get dressed for work. He then leaves his house, locking the door behind him, and walks to his car. He turns on the engine, and drives over to his workplace.
Evan's Workplace.
Evan parks his car in the parking lot, steps out of it, and walks to the building, locking his car behind him. He checks his watch to see if he's late or early and to his relief, it reads 6:35AM. It's early, though it's better than having my boss pop a vessel from one of his employees being late to work. He chuckles to himself, then he walks in to begin his shift.
End of Evan's shift.
Content with the work Evan got done today, he logs off and turns off his work computer. Evan then steps out into the parking lot to find his car. He walks over to it, unlocking it on the way, and steps into the driver's seat. He thinks about what he's going to do for the rest of the day, maybe he'll catch up on Re:Zero Season 2, but first, a warm shower is in order. He drives over to his house.
Evan's Home.
Evan parks his car in his driveway, and steps out, locking his car. He then unlocks his front door, and steps into his house. Sighing contentedly, he walks to his room and looks through his closet for his PJ's because you know, he'll be in his house for the rest of the day. He finds them, grabs them and walks over to bathroom to take a quick, warm shower.
After that's done, he steps out of the bathroom wearing PJ's. Then, he begins his Re:Zero Season 2 marathon.
All right! This chapter is longer (1,318 words) than the previous 1st chapter, which was 1,110 words long. I would have deleted the entire story and rewrote it, but I liked its stats and decided to just update chapters 1-13.
Now, what girl should be introduced in the next chapter?
Kobold.
Harpy.
Lamia.
Mermaid.
Slime.
Neko.
Arachne.
Kitsune.
Hellhound.
Dullahan.