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Irresistible Comfort Fruit
Chapter 1
Sample Tasting
"Hey, I'm Izuku Midoriya, and this is my story on how I ended up fucking a fruit.
More specifically, my hero course classmate Minerva Mineta.
It all started during the USJ Incident."
'How could this day get any worse,' were the thoughts rushing through the Izuku's head. Here he was, finally able to get into the best school to follow his dream of becoming a hero, showed his douchebag of a childhood friend that he couldn't boss him around anymore, and was looking to have a bright path ahead of him. Then this shit happens!
A shitton of villains attacks, Thirteen got manhandled within seconds, and everyone got separated from a tricky misty boy. Now he was stuck on a ship with an apathetic-looking frog, his classmate Tsumaru Asui, and a horny shortstack grape, his other classmate and soon-to-be nutty buddy, Minerva Mineta.
Tsumaru, a boy with a more slim build and short-length green hair, possessing the quirk of doing whatever a frog can do. While at first Izuku questioned how useful a quirk like that could be, he quickly saw his ignorance when he was thrashing helplessly in the lake like a fish out of water(ironic as it may sound) as he was being attacked being shark-villain, and the one who saved him was Froppy. He was quick to assess the situation and discuss ways to escape by explaining their quirks, seeing what they can come up with.
Minerva on the other hand was another issue. Besides being a sexual deviant whose thirst level is so high that desert wanderers will look like drowning victims in comparison, she wasn't going to be much help combat-wise. With her short stature, the fact that she was already a tap away from pissing herself from looking at the villain, and a relatively weak quirk that hurts her when overused. There wasn't much she could do to help in escaping the situation they were in.
Then there was him. He didn't have many options either.
Izuku could use the raw power of One for All, but then he would be a dead fish in the water because he'll lose the use of one of his arms. Considering the situation with no knowledge of when back-up will get here, he needed to minimize any damage he'll take, or else he'll become the burden of the team and there's only some much Tsumaru can carry for this team. Besides, Recovery Bro will throw a fit if he destroys his body so quickly after the nurse had just healed him from his fight with Katsumi.
He did have another option he could, but he hadn't taken the testing to the extent he's going to need for this plan.
'I don't have the time to think this over forever.'
"Midoriya," Tsumaru called out, getting the boy's attention, "You're doing that mumbling thing again."
Izuku looked down to see he was in his signature thinker pose, breaking out of it he said, "O-oh sorry about that."
With his unmoving expression, he said, "I assume you've thought of some plan to get us out of here. If you do let us hear it, it may not be the best but we can work through it."
"Please tell me you thought of something," cried Minerva, she was practically dangling over the rails to look down at the villains below, "Anything is better than standing here waiting for our doom!"
"You could help as well instead of being a damsel in distress. And get down before you fall over, I can't help you if you're mauled half to death by them," commented Tsumaru, using his tongue to wrap around Minerva to pull her away before she got herself killed.
Izuku was silently thankful for Tsumaru, as Minerva was leaning pretty hard on that railing. It let the boys see under her teacup-shaped skirt and get a view of her surprisingly well-packed backside through her purple skin-tight pants. When Izuku turned away midconversation, half covering his face, Tsumaru quickly caught on to what was happening. Their lives were in danger and they needed their brains in full capacity to escape, this was no time to be horny.
Unfortunately, the green frog forgot he was dealing with the Queen of Lewd. With her face blushing a purplish tint, Minerva began fidgeting in her holding, moaning, "Oh~"
"Gross," Tsumaru stated as a sweat dripped down his face, he harshly dropped from Minerva back onto the ground before scouring her, "You're possibly about to die and you want this to be your final action?"
"I can't help it! Being bound by something so slimy felt sooo good," replied Minerva, looking on the verge of tears. Her attitude quickly changed, as she started suggestively laying herself out, "But if this is our last moment, might as well."
Froppy wasn't impressed, he looked to the side to jokingly suggest that they should throw her overboard but stopped when he saw a flustered-looking Izuku. His jaw would've dropped if he didn't already conclude that Izuku must've been an omega-level virgin, any contact from a girl could probably get the blood pumping for him.
Desperate times called for desperate measures and Tsumaru brought out old reliable. In a single motion, he vibe-checked both Minerva and Izuku with his special move.
"Anti-Horny Tongue Slap!"
While it might've made Minerva even more thirsty as her cheek seemed way redder than it should be considering the force Tsumaru hit her with, it made the grape stop her erotic action, and got Izuku to focus again.
"Thank you for that," Izuku says, a smile appeared on his face as he said, "I actually got a plan now."
As Izuku explained it, he sounded crazy but the others trusted it since they didn't have anything better. Tsumaru wrapped his tongue around Izuku's waist and grabbed onto Minerva, much to the shortstack's delight. The villains below were getting impatient and had started attacking the ship. During one of these attacks, the trio took it as their moment to act.
As Froppy hopped as high and far away as he could, Izuku waited for the moment he saw the villains were about to jump after him before he pulled his ace in the hole.
'Here goes nothing," Izuku thought, clutching his hand, 'One for All Powered'
He opened his palm, for any villain with hype-sharp vision, they would've seen a fairly large-sized seed emerging in the center of his hand. Then with tremendous speed the seed sprouted, quickly growing to become a giant cactus that was about three-fourths the size of the ship.
"ARIZONA SAGUARO CACTUS!
Quirk: Green Thumb
Type: Emitter
Description: The user's body can emit seeds from their body that can grow into plants. These seeds' growth rate and size depend on the nutrients the User instills in the seed, taking mostly from the user's body. Depending on what the user eats will determine the plants and the properties they can possess.
The villains were so shocked and confused at what just appeared that they were stunned as a giant cactus was dropped on their heads. When the plant crashed into the water, it caused a huge whirlpool in the lake, dragging in the rest of the villains. Minerva assisted as well, tossing in her sticky ball into the watery hole. When the water collapsed back in, it shot the giant log of a cactus into the air, with all the villains stuck to it like bugs on flypaper.
'Ever since I got this quirk after obtaining One For All, it's been hard to control. Either it's because I was able to make simple things no bigger than a houseplant when I don't use it powered by One For All or a giant beast like that one. Or well, unlike using the strength aspect of One For All, the downside of this one is how draining it can be to fuel it,' Izuku stated, he felt his eyes get a little dreary. Thankfully he didn't have to move yet so he could spend his time getting back some strength.
As the trio fled the scene, Tsumaru internally complimented Izuku for the plan, and even Minerva as well for her efforts. While it didn't seem like much, with her balls, it made sure the villains stayed stuck to the cactus. Minerva was more vocal about her appreciation as she actually thought she could've died on that ship, now she was safe because of him.
"Of all things, what made you think of sprouting up a cactus?" Tsumaru asked.
Izuku stayed silent for a moment before looking away.
"I don't wanna talk about it," the boy answered, a look of contempt for himself plastered over his face.
You know how Izuku couldn't think things could get worse.
Well, he was wrong, horribly far off by a marathon margin.
They only had a short breath of hope before it all went spiraling down the toilet. They had just swum back to the area they were originally at only to witness Aizawa getting molly whopped into the ground by a Nomu. It was a brutal sight, so bad that Tsumaru performed a Sign of the Cross gesture in her name. They've never seen a woman get such a beatdown since the age when Chris Brown was around.
Then the villains turned their sights on them. The trio tried to get out of the water to run but one of the villains that were previously knocked out by Aizawa had woken up. Without warning, the villain shot a weird liquidity gel that struck Tsumaru square in the chest, sending him back into the lake. Without even time to see if his classmate was ok, Shigaraki had rushed Minerva to use her quirk on Izuku's scared classmate. Exploding into action, Izuku held nothing back as he charged a punch and threw the strongest Detroit Smash he could muster at the weirdly busty hand-covered villain. All that effort was for naught as Nomu stepped in the way, negating his attack.
For a moment Izuku thought he was going to die by Nomu until All Might burst into the scene.
They were saved!
Or were they!?
Not long after arriving and taking out some fodder, All Might was put in a troubling position by the combination of the Nemesis-ripoff and misty boy.
'Fucking hell, why are all the adults failing us right now!' Izuku screamed in his head, scrambling for ideas. He needed to act or else All Might will die, and then everyone will be fucked! And depending on what type of villains these guys were, it could've been in more than one way.
That was when Izuku remembered something, every time it would seem like that anorexic twig villain with the hands was about to get hurt, one of her henchmen would come to protect her. Maybe, if he attacked her, it'll cause the villains to break their hold on All Might. But he couldn't just Leeroy Jenkins it and throw a big punch at the villain who most certainly doesn't want a quiet life, he'll just get himself killed. He only had one good arm left, he needed to think bigger.
That was it, bigger.
"Minerva," Izuku turned to the frightened girl, "Get Tsumaru and get out, we'll only be in All Might's way if we stay."
Quivering, Minerva asked, "W-what about you!? You're not seriously thinking about jumping in yourself?"
"Not quite," Izuku answered, carefully and slowly getting into position, "But something just as stupid."
He kept the appearance of a too-stunned-to-move student as he moved, hoping the villains wouldn't pay him too much mind.
Once he got into the position, where he had Shiggy insight and was sure he wouldn't hit his classmates. He then held out his closed hand and concentrated, he only had one shot left. Because he'll die if he doesn't, along with everyone else in his class, and maybe even his mom if the villains decided to be malicious.
It was his all-or-nothing gamble!
'FULL-POWERED ONE FOR ALL!'
Izuku felt his body withering as he charged up his attack, he wasn't going to be able to see the end of this, so he'll put his trust in his hero.
When Izuku opened his palm, another seed, larger than the one before emerged.
Out of the corner of her eye, Shigaraki caught him. Turning to the cinnamon roll boy and saying, "Oh, what are you going to do?"
"African Candelabra Tree!"
"The fuck is a Africa- OH SHIT!"
Those were Shigaraki's last words before she was suddenly zerg rushed by dozens of green stems.
Izuku snapped awake to find himself in the bed of the school's nursing room.
Thankfully a band-aided up Aizawa was there next to him to give the TLDR on what happened when he passed out. His gamble worked, the mist-of-the-wind guy immediately abandoned their hold on All Might to tend to his master along with the Nomu. With their backs turned, All Might recovered and inspired by Izuku's actions went Plus Ultra to smack the Nomu into the stratosphere. Literally.
The Nomu never came back down, it's gone, probably in space by now. Pronounced dead and everything.
Afterward, the heroes came in, the remaining awake villain fled, and the day was saved. For real this time.
All his classmates were safe as well. Tsumaru was alive and well. Turns out, whatever hit him didn't affect him physically. The frog was fine even after being soaked in water filled with some weird chemical that had knocked him out, apparently he felt fine enough after waking up and was allowed to leave. All Might was getting tended to as well but he went to a more private area for his healing. Even Aizawa's injuries were going to get better, though she said she might have to deal with a few issues later on.
Finally, Aizawa told him that while Recovery Bro was pissed, he took some relief that it wasn't him breaking all his bones.
Handing Izuku a cookie and a juice box, Aizawa said, "He said you can go after you eat these."
"Thank you," Izuku replied, accepting them.
"No, I need to be thanking you," Aizawa told him, "I would've been in trouble if you kids haven't stepped in. Now, this may have been me hallucinating from having my head bashed in by a genetically enhanced juggernaut, but I'm ninety percent sure I heard something unzip behind me. I didn't want to find what type of villain they were, maybe in theory but not in practice like communism!"
"..."
Aizawa cleared her voice, "Anyways, uh… god job. You should head home to get some rest."
With that, she was gone.
After scarfing down the food given to him, Izuku decided to rest for a bit longer before he would leave.
A choice, that had a lot more unintended consequences for the future. He slightly dozed off, still feeling woozy from his quirk use. During this dazed state, the door to the room had slightly opened before closing. Hearing this awoken Izuku, his blurry vision looking to the side to see a small figure making its way over to his bedside, pulling the blinds to cover the view of the bed from the door. At first, he thought it was Recovery Bro coming to check his condition, but then the figure climbed up onto his bed.
This wasn't someone with a medical degree.
Before he knew it, the figure had straddled his waist with their small legs.
"Izuku-kun," the voice chimed.
'That voice,' Izuku thought, he knows this person….. Oh dear lord, he knows this is! "M-minerva?"
The greenet's eyes cleared up just in time to see his shortstack, purple ball twin-tails hair wearing, unsurprisingly light but impressively weighted when it came to the feeling of the pressure of her ass on him, classmate. The look of erotic intent in her eyes as she bites her lip was intense enough to put strippers out of business.
"W-w-what are you doing here?" stammered Izuku, both he and his dick were confused as to why she was here on top of him.
Minerva rested her hands on Izuku's stomach, moving close with her purple-blushing face before stating, "I came to give the hero who saved me a reward, one you won't ever forget~!"
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A red tint appeared on Izuku's face as he immediately knew what Miss Johnny Cake was inferring.
His priority wasn't to get the lewdest grape off of him, it was to tame what was in his pants. Lack of control in the realms below has caused endless problems to men all over the world that have affected history to this date. As long as he can keep a lease on it and keep the beast down when needed so he can think, he can make it out of a situation without incident.
But that booty sitting on him though was pretty thick, it's getting him to kinda act up.
'Don't get aroused! Don't get aroused! Don't get aroused! Don't get aroused! Don't get aroused! Don't get aroused! Don't get aroused! Please don't get aroused!' Izuku told himself over and over again, closing his eyes in an attempt to help, 'I pray to God you don't raise up, just stay down!'
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"Why hello? What's this!?" The boy heard the Sin of Lust incarnate sing.
Sin triumphed over purity.
"FUCK!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Next Time Teaser: If Minerva does give a blowjob, does it mean that Izuku technically got grapefruited?
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