Investigating rifts in the time stream, Sasuke takes his daughter Sarada along. Big Mistake, as she is dragged to another world by a megalomaniacal pixie. When Opal's magic doesn't work on Sarada, whom should Sarada run into but Artemis Fowl?

With the threat of Akatsuki looming, the villages make a bold move and send the Jinchuriki away, hiding them from the world.  Little do they know the far flung consequences of their decision.  Naruto/Holly pairing, no exceptions. Hope you all like

Artemis had always been a clever boy and it was definitely unlike him to not defy death even if it had been unintentional. This was definitely going to be the last time he was helping anyone else! Or try to steal (success on that department) gold from unknown species.

Dr F. Roy Dean Schlippe is the most revered psychoanalyst in the history in psychoanalysis... aside from the fact that he's just a boy. Just like Ichibi no Shukaku is the most feared murderer in the whole of Suna... aside from the fact he is just a boy. And, when Yondaime Kazekage hires out Dr Schlippe for counselling, how can he say no? After all, he is just a boy...

Artemis Fowl never used the term 'Genius' lightly. In fact, he never used it at all, besides when referring to himself alone. However, when cornered by a terrorist group that call themselves the 'Akatsuki', he has no choice but to use it to describe himself. Pain takes interest in the boy, and houses him in exchange for his intellectual skills. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS.

Summary: Naruto, separated from his Sensei, is chased down by the Akatsuki. When he thinks it is over for him, he feels a pull, then darkness. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a new world, with a few new changes to himself. Discontinued for now.