NOTE: When I'm able to get the AO3 account set up, I'll let you guys know. All of my stories will be reposted on there once I've gotten it ready. Look forward to Episode 60, because EVERYTHING comes full circle when I get to that point.
1. The only parody they'll be watching is DBZA. I have no plan for them to watch any other DB parody that wasn't made by TFS. With that said, I will add the later song parodies that TFS made around the Cell Saga at the end of certain chapters. I apologize for forgetting about "Make a Man Out of You." At the time of writing out the Saiyan Saga reactions, the song completely escaped my mind.
2. I completely forgot about Tom, my bad. I do my best to remember callbacks, and I can't remember each and everyone of them.
Enjoy the chapter and Review!
Chapter 70: A Raging Semi
(cut to Goku and Gohan in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, with Gohan trying and failing to become a Super Saiyan)
"You can do it, Gohan! Don't give up!" The Strauss siblings cheered on the Demi-Saiyan.
GOKU: Good try, Gohan, but you can't just power up and become a Super Saiyan. It comes from pure, raw emotion! You know where I was when I became a Super Saiyan?
"On Namek," Everyone answered.
GOHAN: Yes, you-
GOKU: (starts reminiscing about the battle with Freeza on Namek) I was on Namek! I thought I'd finally defeated Freezer with the Spirit Bomb, but as it turns out...he was still alive!
"Really!?" Natsu shouted in surprise.
"Why are you acting surprised!?" Lucy yelled.
GOHAN: Dad, I was the-
GOKU: He killed Vegeta, and he killed Krillin.
"He's aware. Gohan had a front row seat to all of that," Carla said.
GOHAN: I saw everyth-
GOKU: Piccolo...tripped, or something…
"How you confuse getting shot through the chest with tripping, I'll never know," Rogue pinched his nose.
GOKU: It was pretty bad for everyone. Then, he threatened to do the same to my son! (realizes that Gohan was there) Oh, hey, you were there! ...Why didn't you go Super Saiyan? (Gohan lets out a sigh)
Most of the members either sighed with Gohan or facepalmed.
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(cut to Vegeta inserting his fist inside Cell, who's groaning in pain)
CELL: Stop fisting me!
"I can see the sexual innuendos didn't disappear with the first form," Levy sighed.
VEGETA: Okay. (pulls his fist out of Cell's stomach)
CELL: (screams and takes a few steps away from Vegeta) Not all at once! Ah! Just...can I...have a minute?
VEGETA: Sure you can.
"Real-"
CELL: Well, thank you. That's appreci-
(Vegeta uppercuts ("shoryuken"s) Cell, sending him flying into the air, and then proceeds to knee him in the back and punches him in the face)
Levy was cut off by Vegeta's attack on Cell. "Wow...he actually gave Cell a full minute. I'm pleasantly surprised."
"Nobody gonna comment on the 'sure you can' and the 'Shoryuken'? No, just me?" Gajeel was not answered.(I universally believe everyone knows what a Shoryuken is. That was too good to just ignore.)
VEGETA: (grabs Cell by the leg) C-C-C-COMBO! (throws Cell down to the ground, severing the cliff Trunks was standing on, who merely sighs and rolls his eyes)
"Your dad is having fun. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing," Freed said.
"For now it's a good thing," Laxus told him.
(shift over to Android 18, pondering on what she had just witnessed)
ANDROID 18: Wait, so I beat Vegeta...
ANDROID 16: Data not found.
"I'm sure we can rewind to that beat down," Minerva really wanted to watch Vegeta get his arms broken by 18 again.
ANDROID 18: But now Vegeta is wrecking Cell…
"He had enough time to grow stronger from your last encounter. Saiyans evolve at a very fast pace," Jellal said.
"Also, 18 nor 17 can sense power levels. Especially when you look back at 17 and Piccolo's fight, 17 couldn't tell how much stronger Piccolo had gotten. However, 16 could read power levels, though I doubt he can now," Kagura explained.
ANDROID 16: Data not found.
ANDROID 18: Okay, do you have anything substantial to add to this?
ANDROID 16: (looks over to 18) Do YOU?
"He has you there. Just sit back and enjoy Cell getting a beat down," Sting smirked, leaning back in his seat.
ANDROID 18: ...Data not found.
(shift back to the battle, with Cell attempts to hit Vegeta)
VEGETA: (approaching Cell while dodging his attacks) You know, maybe if you'd actually trained instead of gorging yourself on a worthless species, your punches might actually hit a little closer to home.
"Ignoring his insult towards humans, Vegeta has a point. All the power in the world doesn't matter if your opponent's skills can maneuver around them," Erza said.
(Vegeta hits Cell, sending him flying down to the ground)
CELL: (speaking out of his groin in his Imperfect voice) *laughs* Ah, this is an unfortunate turn of events.
There was a mental pause in everyone's heads from Cell literally talking out of its ass.
"Suddenly, everything Cell's ever said finally makes sense. It was talking out of its ass," Minerva jokes.
"You're just not concerned over the fact that it has two mouths? One placed on its ass," Rogue asks her.
"After seeing the bug drink people? Not really," Minerva replied.
VEGETA: (legitimately disturbed) Did you just...talk out your ass?
CELL: Well, to be fair, Vegeta, you are part of my DNA.
"DAMN!"
VEGETA: Ooh, that is the closest thing you've done to damage since I've gotten here.
CELL: Allow me to fix that. (starts powers up)
(shift over to Krillin floating above the island where the battle is taking place)
"Not sure if this is convenient timing or just plain unlucky," Lucy said, worried.
KRILLIN: Is that Cell or Vegeta? Doesn't matter. Steerin' clear of that... Except, if I were a bettin' boy, that's...probably where the Androids are. Stealth mode, don't fail me now.
"Stealth! Like a ninja!" Natsu and Happy pretend to be ninjas.
(shift over to Cell, who just finished powering up)
CELL: There we are. Now...do you understand, Vegeta?
VEGETA: What I understand is I'm about to pound you so hard, the boy's mother is going to be jealous.
"He really couldn't resist that joke, could he?" Erza groaned into her hands.
"To be fair, when has Vegeta resisted anything?" Gajeel replied.
"He hasn't killed Krillin yet," Gray told him.
TRUNKS: OH, CAN WE NOT?!
VEGETA: But, if it makes you feel any better, I'll give you one free shot. But I'm warning you, if you waste it- (gets punched in the face by Cell, but starts laughing and wipes away the blood from his mouth) You're gonna regret it.
Minerva felt a chill at the fact that she said something similar to Vegeta earlier, when the Androids appeared at Kame House.
CELL: (now frightened and starts taking a few steps back from Vegeta) HOW? HOW? HOW DID YOU GET THIS STRONG?!
VEGETA: I trained all day yesterday.
"A smartass comment, but not incorrect," Gajeel said.
CELL: Oh, you think you're being CUTE?! (slams his tail on the ground)
VEGETA: Bitch, I'm adorable.
"It's been a while since I've said it, but I'm taking that one," Gajeel smiled.
"Vegeta always had fantastic comebacks, but it's like he can just sense Frieza in Cell and it elevates the level of verbal comebacks," Levy giggled.
CELL: FINE! (leaps back on a cliff) Then how about this?! Galick Gun... (charges up a blast between his hands)
"Been a minute since we've seen this one," Gray said.
VEGETA: Oh ho ho, and that's just precious!
CELL: FIRE! (fires the Galick Gun Vegeta's way, who doesn't even move and takes the blast full-on, emitting an gigantic explosion that Krillin witnesses from above the island)
(cut to Piccolo and Tien on The Lookout, surveying the battle on the lower realm)
TIEN: So we're actually rooting for Vegeta?
"To be fair, we're rooting against Cell. Vegeta just so happens to be fighting it and winning," Makarov said.
PICCOLO: Let's be honest, we're rooting against Cell.
TIEN: What do we do if he wins?
PICCOLO: Which one?
TIEN: Which one is worse?
"On one hand you all die. One the other hand Vegeta gets a giant ego boost. I'm not sure which one is worse," Freed contemplated.
"I would rather die than watch Vegeta gloat over his victories. No matter how much I want Cell to die," Laxus grumbled.
BULMA: You know, Vegeta might be...is a total ass, but he's not that bad.
"We're talking about the same Vegeta? The same man who throws a temper tantrum anytime he's even slightly inconvenienced," Lily questioned.
TIEN: Says the woman he left a single mother.
BULMA: Please. I'm rich. It's hardly the same.
"Hm, she's not wrong. She has every essential need for raising a baby," Yukino said.
"Still, having both parents is better for the kids mentality," Lucy thought back to her own family.
PICCOLO: Really, him leaving was probably for the best.
BULMA: Wow. Really?
PICCOLO: What, would you really trust Vegeta with a baby?
BULMA: Well, not MY baby.
"And there you go," Kagura said.
TIEN: And there you go.
(cut back on the battlefield with Cell emerging from under a pile of rubble, although Vegeta is nowhere to be seen)
CELL: (thinking in a mocking tone) Look at me, I'm Vegeta, I'm the prince of all Saiyans, and I both wear and am a unitard!
"He still makes it look good," Cana replied.
VEGETA: (appears out the smoke, completely unharmed) You call that a Galick Gun? Dear God, get it together.
CELL: I WILL END YOU! (charges at Vegeta)
VEGETA: You'll die trying.
(Cell tries striking Vegeta with his tail, but Vegeta evades and appears behind Cell and kicks him in the face, sending him flying. Vegeta then quickly moves in the direction Cell is flying and kicks him into the sky and then kicks him down into the ocean.)
KRILLIN: (has now moved closer to the island and surveying the battle from above) (thinking) Yeesh, somehow I actually feel kinda bad for Cell... Oh well, should probably start lookin' for the Androids. (spots Android 16 and 18) And found 'em. Man, I am really good at this! (descends down to ground level) Okay, Krillin... Mission... *gulps* start.
"Krillin's ultimate trial of love. Will he kill the love of his life for the safety of the planet or will he make the choice to protect his love, risking everyone's lives in the process? Find out next time on Dragon Love Z!" Juvia announced, dramatically.
VEGETA: (lands on a rock and looks over the ocean) I know I kicked him into the water somewhere... Damn it, he's pulling a bald one on me and hiding his energy! *sighs* If I were a disgusting bugman, where would I-
"It does have Krillin's DNA," Gajeel said.
CELL: (emerges from the ocean) SURPRISE! (attacks Vegeta with his tail and grabs him by the leg) Lookie what I caught! A walking, talking Napoleon complex! (attempts to stick his tail into Vegeta, but Vegeta evades and traps it under his arm) Argh!
"You really need to watch that tail," Happy laughed.
VEGETA: And lookie what I caught!
CELL: Oh, no...! Not again!
"Just like with 16!" Wendy spoke up.
VEGETA: So, what do you do with this...thing?
CELL: I drink people!
VEGETA: Were you trying to drink me?
CELL: N-no! (tail starts wagging up and down as if it's nodding "yes") ...yes.
(Vegeta elbows Cell in the chest causing Cell to start to falling over, but Vegeta catches him in the chest with his hand)
VEGETA: You feel that? That's what honesty feels like.
"They do say honesty feels like a punch in the gut," Bickslow and his babies laughed.
(Vegeta kicks Cell through a rock, who starts tumble across the ground before landing on his face)
CELL: This... This is all wrong! You can't be this strong! Nothing about this makes sense!
"I'm getting a weird sense of deja vu…" Levy muttered.
VEGETA: Well, if that's racking your brain, try drinking this in. It may pain me to say it, but the boy over there is actually almost as strong as I am. Then again, unlike you, he's half me.
"Still can't resist pumping himself up," Sting shook his head.
"At least he's acknowledging Trunks," Yukino looked at the plus side.
CELL: Wh-what?!
VEGETA: Of course, the other half is his mother. I mean, look at that hair.
"I think Trunks has really nice hair," Lisanna huffed.
TRUNKS: I-
VEGETA: You look like a fruit!
"Uhhh…"
TRUNKS: Y-You-
VEGETA: And not like a homosexual, I mean like a literal, walking fruit!
"Eh, he saved it."
TRUNKS: ...
VEGETA: ...Eggplant!
CELL: DAMN IT! I WANT TO BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA! WANNA! (gets kicked in the face by Vegeta and falls flat on his face) (muffled in a whiny voice) I wannaaaaaaaaaa…
"The Vegeta is really peaking through here," Meredy laughed.
VEGETA: Excellent. I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.
"This seems too easy…" Jellal whispered to Erza.
"Yeah...unfortunately," She replied.
CELL: If only you had shown up just a minute later... I would have had 18! Then nobody could have stopped me!
VEGETA: ...Oh, really?
"No...he wouldn't…" Lucy's face morphed into one of horror.
"This is the same guy who let both Zarbon and Frieza transform, not even acknowledging the fact that they could be stronger. His dumbass absolutely would," Gajeel replied.
TRUNKS: No...
CELL: Vegeta... I would have destroyed you without a second thought.
"And you've completely gained his interest…" Makarov glared
TRUNKS: No...!
"Trunks! Just knock your dad out or something!" Happy yelled.
VEGETA: ...Go on.
"The absolute idiot! Does he not see that Cell could surpass him!?" Jellal questions.
"The only thing Vegeta ever sees is his own fucking ego," Laxus scowled.
"I mean, there's still Trunks and Krillin! Cell can still be stopped!" Yukino said.
"Something about Krillin is making me feel very worried," Lucy mumbles.
TRUNKS: NOOOOOOO-!
[ENDING SEQUENCE]
"All in favor of never leaving the fate of the world in Vegeta's hands again, say aye!"
"AYE!"
[STINGER]
(cut to Goku and Gohan inside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber enjoying a relaxing, hot bath)
GOKU: Ah...
GOHAN: Ah... You know, Dad, it's almost even kind of nice training with you.
"See? Your dad is a good guy," Erza smiled.
GOKU: Right? I like training, too!
GOHAN: Mmm…
"Welp, that sent them another few feet back," Gray sweatdropped.
GOKU: But even though we're taking a nice, soothing bath, we can't hold back. We have to stay training at all times. So...splash attack! (splashes Gohan)
GOHAN: All right, then, here I go! (he and Goku begin splashing each other and laughing warm-heartedly)
"Aw! That's so cute!"
GOKU: Got you there! (a blue light starts shining from inside the bathhouse) KAMEHAME...
GOHAN: Dad, no!
GOKU: No holdin' back! HA! (fires the blast and destroys the bathhouse as Gohan screams)
"And he ruined it. It's like he can't just not look at everything as training!" Lucy complained.
Chapter End