A parody of the episode: New Digs.

Requested by Xavier328

Nighttime at the Loud house. In Lynn and Lucy's room, the jock and goth are getting ready for bed.

"Gotta hurry, Lucy!" Lynn put her pajamas on. "The sooner I get to bed, the sooner I'll get to sleep, and the sooner I get to sleep, the sooner I'll wake up, and the sooner I wake up: the sooner I can go to middle school and keep my reputation intact! Now I just put on these sleepy time blinders, so I don't see any bright stuff." She puts them on after getting into her bed. "Well, Good night, Lucy."

"Good night." Lucy replied.

"I'll just turn off these lights-" Lynn does so. "-then close my eyes and go to sleep."

She laid in bed while Lucy had already fallen asleep. "Just close your eyes and go to sleep." She squinted, trying to close her eyes but couldn't. "Maybe if I run around, it'll tire me out."

Lynn ran out of the bedroom and ran around the house. From running around the living room to the kitchen to back upstairs. She returned back to her room but didn't feel tired at all. "Oh, I just gotta get some sleep! There's only one thing for this."

Now, Lynn's reading a novel. "Reading this might help." We jump cut to reveal her having gone through every last page, and still awake. "Ah, why isn't it worki-?!" She passed out and fell out of bed, sleeping face down on the ground while snoring.

A rooster crow is heard as it is now morning. Lynn woke up in her puddle of drool. "Oh, Lucy, what happened?" She eyed the alarm clock she set and realized she overslept, then rushed out the door. "I'm late for school!"

As she rushed to school, she eyed ongoing traffic. "What the-? Traffic!" She jumped and dodged each and every vehicle and found herself on the crosswalk. "Almost there!" She ran as fast as she could and bolted into the hallway. Before she could enter her classroom, the bell rang. "Nooo!"

The athlete buried her head in her hands as she cried. "I'm late. What's Principal Ramirez gonna say?"

Principal Ramirez was walking by. Lynn ran into the classroom before she could spot her. Lynn thought to herself: Tardy! You're a Ms. Tardy! Wait 'til Principal Ramirez finds out. You better think of something to save your rep.

During the next period, Lynn does her duty as hall monitor. "Come on people, get to class. Move it, move it!" She shoved some students down the hall. The principal took notice of this.

"Just a dedicated, on time hall monitor doing her job." Lynn said, looking at Principal Ramirez. Then she began to head to her next class.

"Lynn?" The Principal stopped Lynn in her tracks.

Lynn jumped at her feet. "No! Please don't suspend me. I am so sorry for what I did."

"What did you do?"

"I was a minute late for class."

"A minute late? Well, uh, don't do it again."

"No, no! Punish me."

"What? Well, then write an essay."

"Yes, ma'am."

"And get to class."

"I love it here."

Girl Jordan passed by and said sarcastically- "If you love it here so much, why don't you just live here?"

Lynn grinned, getting an idea.

Later that night, after the school closed, Lynn was hidden in the air ducts. She entered her classroom and put two desk seats together to make a bed. She laid on the desk, but has no blanket or a substitute blanket to cover herself. "Something's wrong. Do I need my own clock?" She saw the clock above the wall. "Maybe it's my own bed." She squirmed around to get comfy. "That's it: I'll make the school just like home."

The next day at school, Principal Ramirez walked down the halls and heard snoring in Lynn's classroom. She found Lynn sleeping on the two desks with a blanket. "Lynn?"

Startled awake, Lynn got up and gave Principal Ramirez an apple. "Morning, Principal Ramirez."

"How long have you been here?"

"All night, ma'am."

"All night?"

"I talked to my family about yesterday and I'm gonna live here from now on, so I'll never ever be Ms. Tardy again."

"Hold on, Lynn, this isn't a hotel!"

"Will this help?" Lynn pulled out a roll of cash from her pocket. "Think of it as my first month's rent."

"Rent? Well, as long as you have your essay done-"

"Already done, ma'am." She pulled out her essay from her pocket.

"Well, there's your geography-"

"Done" Lynn pulled out her test from her backpack. " All that before class started."

"Okay. Then get cleaned up."

Lynn smelled herself. "Whew. Guess I could use a shower." Cut to Lynn taking a "shower" outside by using a hose. She has also made a makeshift shower curtain.

"I still can't believe Lynn is living at school now." Clyde said as he and Lincoln walked through the school hall.

"Yeah." Lincoln replied. Then he had a thought. "You know, maybe it'll be for the best."

Clyde looked at his buddy with confusion. "What do you mean?"

"Well, you know how Lynn can be hard on me. If she's living here I won't have to deal with her Dutch ovens or her treating me like a punching bag." Lincoln performed a little happy dance.

"Must be a full moon." Clyde said to himself.

At the end of school, Lincoln said his goodbyes to his sister. "Goodbye Lynn, have a good evening, and sleep tight tonight."

"Won't you miss me living with you, bro?"

"I'll get by." Lincoln cheered as he walked off to the bus.

The next day…

Lincoln is talking to Zach in the school halls, chatting about Lynn. "And when I went home after school, guess what?"

"She wasn't there?" Zach replied, in a tone that indicated that he wasn't really interested.

"Right! And when I woke up in the morning…"

"Lincoln, can I just get my math book back?"

Lincoln laughed. "She still wasn't there."

"Come on, man, my math book."

Lincoln grabbed something out of his locker. "Here you go."

"Yeah, thanks…" Zach gasped when he saw Lincoln gave to him. "Oh, real funny, buddy. Two socks and a pair of tighty whities."

Lincoln stopped laughing. "Socks and-" He gasped when he noticed socks and underwear in his locker. "What the-? Lynn!"

Lynn heard him and came right over. "What's up, bro?"

"Why are your underwear and socks in my locker?"

"Well, I had to put them somewhere and my underwear drawer is all filled up with my snacks, cause there was no more space in my mini fridge."

"What? Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have given you my combination. Have you seen a math book?"

"Check under the underwear."

Lincoln looked and found it, then gave it to Zach.

"Thanks." Zach headed off to class. Then Principal Ramirez walked over.

"Ms. Ramirez, are you going to let Lynn use my locker as a drawer?" Lincoln questioned.

"Oh, relax Lincoln. It's no big deal. Now get to class." The principal walked off, leaving Lincoln a bit annoyed.

"Bro, I think I left my lucky socks in there." Lynn mentioned. "You know, the real smelly ones."

"Lynn, gross!" Lincoln was disgusted.

It's lunchtime and Lincoln is in the cafeteria with his friends. "Well, she may be twice as annoying at school, but it still beats her Dutch ovens." Then Lincoln felt one of Lynn's jerseys go over his head. It's revealed that Lynn is doing laundry from the dishroom as she hangs her clothes on a clothesline. Principal Ramirez noticed this as well.

"Lynn, you can't hang your delicates in my student's faces."

"Well, they don't seem to mind." Lynn gestured to a student, who took down Lynn's sock and used it as a napkin.

"Oh! I have a disgusting school. But they get a good education."

Lynn chuckled. "Yes, ma'am."

"Because I'd hate for a certain living arrangement—meaning yours—to interfere with their said education." The principal went over to her office, tried opening her office door but couldn't. "What in the world?" She opened the door slightly to see all of Lynn's stuff in his office.

"Lynn! Why is your bed in my office?"

"It was getting kind of crowded in my classroom." Lynn squeezed inside the office. "So I moved in here."

"You can't stay here. These are my private quarters, not a bedroom. It's the only place I can escape for solitude in this school."

"But I'll only be here at night. Please, Ms. Ramirez, I won't get in your way. Please!"

"Oh... Okay, but I'll have to raise your rent."

"Oh, thank you, Principal Ramirez!" Lynn left the office and spotted her parents. "My parents!"

The principal peeked out of her office. "Your parents?"

"Mom, Dad, come on in." Lynn's parents enter the principal's office. "And this is the bedroom. Mom, Dad, Principal Ramirez."

"Hello." Rita said. The principal grinned, looking worried.

"Well, I'll let you two get settled." Lynn walked out. A random student walked by with Lynn's dog, Charles, hanging onto her hair.

"Is this your dog?" The student asked in annoyance.

"Charles! Bad boy! No!" She pulled him off, yanking him off the girl's long hair.

"Put that thing on a leash."

Principal Ramirez walked up to the school secretary, Meryl, holding two containers in her hands. "Meryl, who put these cheese dip dispensers in the restroom?"

"The same student who added a mud pit in the gym, for indoor mud wrestling."

Principal Ramirez gasped and ran to the gym where she did see a mud pit in the center. "This is getting out of hand." She walked back to her office. "That girl's turning my school into a cesspit."

Then she noticed something else in her office. "No. She didn't. Basketball print curtains in my office? That's it. That's the last straw! I'm not putting up with this any longer." The principal ripped the curtains down to reveal Rita taking a shower. Rita screamed.

"Oh, oh, I...I'm sorry. I didn't know.." The principal walked backwards into Charles, who growled at her in anger. The angry dog threw her out of the office. Then she heard buzzing in one classroom. "What the-?"

Lynn's dad came out with her daughter, and he was only wearing boxers. "Thanks, Lynn." He pointed to his lower back, a background woman screaming. "If I could reach it, I'd do it myself." The students ran out of the school in disgust.

"My students!" Ms. Rameriz cried. "Gone! Gone! Gone! All they wanted... was to get...educated!" She strained her tears, then got angry. She marched up to the jock. "Lynn! Pack your bags, you're moving out!"

Lynn was in her gym clothes, holding a basketball and she was ready for phys Ed. "Well, it was nice while it lasted."

After school, Lincoln was in the front lawn, about to relax in a lawn chair and read a comic when a moving truck drove up. "What the-" Lynn came out of the truck. "Lynn, what are you doing here?"

"Oh, Principal Ramirez kicked me out, so we're living together again!" Then she got a blanket and covered him and herself. "Dutch oven!"

She farted, and Lincoln coughed and gagged. "Bet ya missed me, huh Stinkoln?"

"I didn't miss your deadly farts..." Lincoln groaned and cried.

The next day…

Another school day as Principal Ramirez walked by the hallway and saw Lincoln's bed with his Ace Savvy comic books in his classroom.

"LIIINCOLNNNNNNNNNNNN!"