Junior will fix it

by fvdv123

Junior, on the way to visit grandpa in the hospital, wasn't paying attention and met Truck Kun. He woke up as Harry Potter, getting kissed by a dementor. Junior found himself in the fanfiction of his grandpa. And what is a good grandchild supposed to do? Right, channel grandpa and kick ass. We will bash and mock everyone, even ourselves. Harry/Multi as always. Self insert

13. Chapter 13

Disclaimer:

J.K., I have to confess… I am a perv… I like to fuck your story up, Cross-breed it with a TV show, and then throw the canon under a bus. The pervy thing about that? I do it for free.

Previous:

I know what is coming, and there is no way I am going to let it happen. Is that answer enough? Because honestly? I don't know how else to explain it."

The girl's hug piled me: "It is enough for us love." Said Hermione.

The next hours we trained in my mindscape, you know, if you can create shadow clones, the girls got plenty of Harry time. I'll deal with the Blibbering Humdingers tomorrow.

13 Luna and Ginny… a deadly combo.

At the breakfast table, we went over our plans for today.

I started: "We have to activate all the spy drones, set a place for the Astra Porta…" Another bloody crane flew in with a howler.

Luna's voice sounded through the room: "Dude beam me over right now!" That fucking wimp did it! Luna stood in front of me, hands on her sides, glaring at me: "Harry James Potter! I was supposed to be with the original six! You have been avoiding me! Tell me why!"

Without thinking I answered: "I wanted to hook you up with Neville and Ginny. He needs confidence, and thought you both could help him."

Luna shouted: "He is going to be with Lisa Turpin! Get him a bloody new wand and see what happens! Get dad and Tonks here for that bloody contract, so I finally get shagged." With a normal voice she continued: "Hey girls, I'll be right there once I am finished with our husband."

Tonksie laughed: "I like her, she will fit right in, Dude, beam dad in please." Well… Dude can be funny too. He beamed Tonks in… with his wife in her nighties on his lap. She glared at me: "Did you order it?" We all pointed to Tonks. She swallowed: "Mum? Sorry? Dude beam them back please."

After the beam, Tonksie rushed out: "I am late for work! Gottogo! Bye!"

Luna took Tonksies spot and started breakfast: "I need to be there at the Asgard and Atlantis. Dude, a bracelet, now." She looked at me: "Do you know how many times I missed the opening of my pathways? Over a hundred! Daphne? You are the main wife now, tell our husband he needs to catch up. Hello Padma, you are one of the few that tried to help me, I am glad we will be sister wives."

Daphne took it in stride: "He will Luna, do you know when Ginny will be out of St Mungos? Tonks will get the contract ready."

Luna nodded she glared at Ron: "Not a word Weasley! You are shagging two Potters, so Harry gets one Weasley."

Ron swallowed: "I was going to say, welcome sister-in-law? Be nice to sis?" Bah, fucking wimp.

Tonks beamed in, looking for his daughter: "Ran away heh? Meh, Andromeda will set her straight. What can I do for you, Harry?"

Luna answered: "A standard marriage contract, the same Susan and Daphne have, I'll be Consort Peverell, with a line continue for House Lovegood."

Daphne added: "Prepare one for Ginny Weasley too. I feel we need one for her too."

Tonks looked at me: "Never a dull moment with you Harry." I shrugged: "I guess not. I can't complain though, they are all nice and pretty." Hannah added: "Admit it, Harry, the sex is great too." I just nodded. Hey! I can't deny the truth!

Amelia, the Greengrasses, and the Davis's were following the comedy. Lady Davis: "Ted, you are right, never a dull moment here. Although if my mum were here she would have a stroke."

Lord Greengrass said: "They are big enough, with the wizarding and the Alteran knowledge in their heads, you can't call them kids anymore. And it is fun to watch. I am off to our business with Jacob, have fun, Harry."

Hey, I can be vindictive too: "I will, dad, I am going to tell the mothers-in-law an interesting side effect of the healing bracelet."

When they were outside, Lord Davis said: "Why did I get chills running over my spine when he said that?" Lord Greengrass: "Me too, do you reckon it will be a busy day? Overtime perhaps?"

Lord Davis shook his head: "We did that once remember? We paid for it double. We will find out tonight." With a mental command, they beamed to work.

Xxxxx

Lance and his girls took the first shift to activate the drones. Dude said with a thousand eight hundred seventy-nine, all Porta's would be covered that have been active the last ten thousand years, four hundred twenty-two in the last five hundred years. another forty are needed to completely cover the Galaxy, plugging some blind spots.

On earth, Lord Lovegood was beamed in. He got the grand tour of the solar system.

When we got back, he said: "I did not really need the tour, Luna already explained it to me. I am glad that I do not have to betray you, to try to get my Luna back in three years. It will sound strange, but I am glad the dementor kissed you. Mr. Tonks? Where do I sign?" The Lovegood always throws common sense out the window.

Luna: "Wait for my signal to publish we are going to emigrate to another planet. You can publish the crimes of Dumbledore and Fudge, Don't forget about the toad. Alright, he is gone. Harry? Bed, now. Girls a little help?" Laughing they took me upstairs, I swear I heard Dobby say Lots of babies.

In bed, Daphne took control: "Hermione, strip Luna, and warm her up, Valerie, remove our husbands' clothes. Girls, we are going to fuck the Potter way." Smiling they stripped, carried Luna to bed, and did the warm-up.

In front of Luna, I asked: "Are you sure Luna?" She grabbed me and pulled me on top of her.

She said: "I waited years for this husband, do it." It was the start of an intense session, after the cherry was popped, she let go of all her morals and inhibitions, getting shagged in every position she could think of, while she was eating her sister-wives out, one by one. Demanding for my magic to work on her pathways, she was almost desperate to have me inside of her. An hour later I pulled everyone into my mindscape. I wanted to share the magic first, Luna stopped me: "Only Runes and Arithmancy love, then the Alteran knowledge with an emphasis on healing and genetics I want the middle and last package for both."

I said: "Your wish is my command, Luna." I gave her the Runes and Arithmancy, the rest was for outside, first I have to see what she could take. I showed her my shadow clones while I pampered the wives. Luna is processing the two magic courses while watching me do the wives all at once. The time ratio in my mindscape is ten to one, so I could take my time, after two hours we left the mindscape. Outside twelve minutes passed, dammed we forgot the silencing spells again. All Potter Veela looked hungry at me. Ron grumbled something about silencing runes, when Parvati and Lavender dragged him upstairs, followed by a smiling Veela twin.

Luna looked at the Potter Veela and said: "Ask Daphne." Daphne looked thoughtful for a moment, she looked at the Potter Veela: "Tonight, nine o clock." Fucking hell? Those are bloody over thirty women!

Xxxxx

Luna got up to sixty-two, a high number, counting the fact she did not get the benefits when I claimed the Peverell ring. I gave her the family package, and the healing and genetic an hour later, while activating spy drones in between.

Dude reported he found the source of the replicators and started to analyze it, after an hour he gave his first analysis: "Reprogramming is out, the idiot that designed this gave it a learning subroutine, it is as that prophesy said, the soulless will get one, meaning those are close to getting sentience or already have it. The homing beacon will work, but we need the approach for the Asuran androids in the Pegasus Galaxy. I have to recall all ships and install a powerful disruption ray onto all drones. It will be done tomorrow morning, your personal Toy, if you want to change something on it, I suggest doing it now, I hold the production on it."

In a sitting room we entered my mindscape, I summoned my Toy, I went full Lantean tech on it. The strongest of everything, three of everything, I selected the best disruptor ray, added an amplifier to it. We redid the runes, the wards, and spells on it. The cockpit got three chairs, the sleeping quarter was extended ten times I added a Med-bed, I enlarged the cargo room too, the computer core was the best the Lanteans had. I saved the model and sent it to Dude, we tweaked the girls' Toys to the best they can handle. To be fair they all got the same engines, so their top speed won't differ much.

Xxxxx

At lunch, we explained our plan: "First we do the Asgard, the prophecy said the grays were second so that can only mean the Asgard. Tomorrow morning I leave for the Asgard, I go to a barren planet close to the center of their galaxy and activate the homing beacon the shield around it can hold them off for approximately a week, they need three days to get to the planet. All the spy drones will leave for that galaxy fully cloaked, it will take two or three days, once the replicators are all there, we surround the planet and we blast them.

I will modify a disruptor and scanner to Asgard specs, and they can clean the strays if there are any. I leave Luna at the Asgard's capital to study their genetics. Did I forget something?

Luna: "I don't have to do this alone, if someone else is also interested in healing and or biogenetics, they can come with me, most have already some interests in some fields that can help speed the process up."

Valerie answered: "I want to learn it, I want to find a solution for us, adjust the allure and try to get the birth ratio between boys and girls in balance. But I don't have the basic package yet, can I have the same as Luna? I already processed the magic, and am ready for more."

Daphne: "Do it, we will use these three days to study, and aid Tonks with job interviews, you know, if you want to be at Sirius trial then you can't miss a day."

I gave Luna and Valerie their packages and let them process them.

Dude fetched me to activate my toy, a few minutes later he did the finishing touches. I waited in the control room monitoring the progress of the yard, already a big number of constructor bots were made for the city on Manda, two big cargo ships were almost done, for transporting it all to Manda.

Xxxxx

I returned with my Toy, the rest of the day I studied how to cast the fidelius charm. We still have to do it on the shipyard, After dinner I went back to the shipyard and cast the fidelius, focusing on the satellites as anchor points, it took a lot of power from me, my bracelet refueled me, I managed to make Dude the secret keeper. I returned home with my new Toy, Dude was telling everyone the secret making them gasp at the sudden return of the knowledge of the yard.

Maybe it is overkill, but I cast the fidelius on my Toy too, again with Dude as the secret keeper.

Amelia returned with Tonksie and Hestia at half-past eight, Tonksie was nervously looking around. Dude gave the secret of my Toy to all my wives while I explained the plan to Amelia, Tonksie, and Hestia. Amelia said: "That will cut things short Harry, one delay and you miss Sirius his trial. Not that your presence is necessary, but it is expected of you."

Daphne interrupted: "Enough talk about work. We promised to the Potter Veela a round or two with us, starting at nine, I want all my pets in top shape, we are going to spoil them for other men. Show them our Lord can handle all of them, and more, I already helped our elves to expand the bed. This night dears, they will remember for a long time. Hermione, invite them in, Gabrielle, help her."

One by one they entered the room, their age varying from fourteen to fifty, all beautiful beyond words.

What can I say? Life is great! Daphne said: "Practice your magic circulation on them first, love, then fuck her good." I began with the oldest, after explaining the Lumos cast we began, it lasted a minute when I slipped and gave her a small orgasm. That was my cue to release my brakes, Little Harry entered the cave of pleasures and started pounding, my magic began circulating at top speed She started to lose control and blasted her allure, her arms and legs covered with feathers, fingers, and feet changed into claws. I shouted: "Don't hold back! I want to fuck the real you!" I know! I always wanted to shout some macho crap. I sped my magic up in overdrive, slamming it in her. She came and rode her orgasm for minutes while I was pounding into her cunt. She collapsed, totally spent. Amelia and Tracey levitated her away to recuperate. The other Veela witnessed it and we're hungry for their turn.

I worked them from old to young, by now I could control the circulation without letting them cum, three minutes, and the bird got released. My bracelet needed to heal more than my fatigue, after every session my back was bleeding from their claws. No matter how hard they scratched, I fucked them until they almost pass out. When I was finished with the last one, Daphne said to the Veela: "This was phase one, you have to prepare for phase two. Accept our husbands' magic and follow it in."

I pulled them all in, thirty Veela and all my wives. The Veela's were looking around in wonder, an enormous room covered with beds. Daphne: "Here is the secret that Harry can keep us happy."

Every girl or woman got a copy, and we began on a big orgy, a fuck feast, a shaggalong. I could now say I got all of the birds, the Milfs even got an extra copy. Man! This is not a teenage dream anymore, this is teenage heaven! In here I can handle over fifty women, even outside I could do them all.

Like hell is this possible in real life. I would at most get a 'move along, little boy' from such beautiful women, or 'go wank somewhere else'.

As the saying goes don't look a gift horse in the mouth. No, that is not a good one, ah! Better thirty birds in my bed than one in the air! Yep, I can live with that.

The copies for Astoria and Gabrielle told them the Med-bed can age them a few years, both physically and mentally. If they want to, Dude can arrange it after their parents permit it. I know I can just do it, but I like to keep them friendly. Several hours later I dispelled my clones, one at the time, keeping the headache at a minimum. My mindscape seemed empty when everyone was out, I left.

The oldest, Angelique said: "Harry, Daphne and Susan were right, once we tasted you, others will not do anymore. Daphne, thank you and your sister wives to share your husband with us, allow us to thank you for it."

The girls were thoroughly thanked by the birds, I sat aside, processing the memories of the Shaggalong.

If this is a dream, don't wake me up yet.

Xxxxx

The next morning, I said my goodbyes to everyone, chuckling at the wandless magic of my birds. I really opened their pathways. Ron's eyes were bloodshot, grumbling something about asking Bill to silence his room. Lavender, Parvati, and the twins were happy though.

Dude had the Astra Porta ready, with a quarantine building protecting us from bugs and nasties. My Toy was shrunken, we dressed in Alteran high counselor clothes to make an impression. We dialed in and sent our traditional greetings through. After a minute we got permission to pass through.

Thor was welcoming us, I knew it was Thor because he said so. {It is been millions of years that we get to meet our oldest allies, you are welcome here.}

I tried my best diplomatic… Nah, I let Luna do the talking. {Greetings High Commander Thor, This here is High Counselor Harry Potter, a direct decedent from the last High Counselor, My name is Luna Lovegood, a companion of Counselor Potter, This is Valerie Le Chapelle, also a companion of Counselor Potter.

We came upon the knowledge that your civilization is at war with mechanical enemies. We came to aid you. Part is of our old alliance, part of it is that our ancestors left some technology behind when they left for the Pegasus galaxy, and a young race meddled with it, the results are speaking for themselves. Valerie and I want to study your race and cloning techniques to search for a solution to your cloning problem.} Thor was blinking his eyes in surprise? Happiness? You can make only so much of a blink.

Thor finally spoke up: {We are thankful for your aid, we are slowly losing the war, can I ask what your solution is?}

I spoke up: {We found the original source of the replicators and analyzed their composition. I will travel close to the center of your Galaxy to a deserted small planet and activate a homing signal. I have thousand eight hundred unmanned spaceships on their way here, I estimate three or four days before all replicators will arrive. When all are there, the ships will surround the planet and disrupt the bindings of the replicators, turning them into dust. While I am waiting there, I want to modify our disruptor ray and scanner to your technology, if you allow me access to your technology, so you can equip your ships with it to destroy the ones that are leftover.} Blink, blink… they really have to work on their expressions.

Thor: {What do you need to achieve this?}

{An Astra Porta, and your technical specifications, accommodations for my companions, and your word on their safety.} Thor responded: {Your Companions will be our first priority High Counselor Potter. They will be safe.}

We went outside, I unshrunk Toy1, while Dude was telling the secret telepathically to Thor. I know the Asgard's were designed to be so without expressions, it saves on the special effects. Blinking the eyes and move the lower lip, and you only have to paste the head on a skinny kid.

Anyway, I handed a constructor table to the girls, Luna had their meals in an extended bag, in case they don't like the local food. I loaded the Astra Porta, the Asgard tech, and left.

Xxxxx

It took me an hour to reach my destination and set the trap. As in my gramps fiction, I hollowed an asteroid a good distance away and activated the homing signal. I entered my mindscape and started working, it was easy with Dude's help, I was done on the first day. Outside, the replicators were rushing in. The second day, I started to design things for myself. A spaceship, designed completely by myself. Not too big, a quarter-mile at most. I made all key components from scratch, my own alloy, engines, shield generator. You name it I made it, with a time difference of ten to one I spend about nine days in my mindscape. Eventually, I got bored and waited outside to observe the inflow of the replicators.

I noticed five… blobs? Balloons? Masses of replicators stayed at a distance.

Dude spoke up: "We are ready, ten drones on each replicator mass, the rest is targeting the planet. Just say the word." Meh, I am not much for dramatics: "Word."

All hell broke loose… again, not much for dramatics. We could have it done with a hundred ships, a lot of difficulties, and weeks of battle. Now? It was done in seconds, to be certain, we went hours with the rays through the planet, the five blobs were first contained in a shield and then evaporated. We scanned with all drones for the last spec of replicator, our disruption ray made the dust impossible to be used for any replicator, nanites, or any technological appliance. I sent a message to Thor: {High Commander Thor, we have succeeded, now my drones will do a sweep of this galaxy to search for strays. I will return to your planet to meet up with my Companions and to give you the specifications of the disruptor ray and scanner.}

Two hours later I landed and shrunk my Toy. The place was swamped with blink's, I gave Thor the data, alright, Dude told me he was Thor. Those guys all looked the same, you know, to save on special effects. Those special effects guys were so cheap, that they removed the dingelings and tits, no obscene parts mean no need to put clothes on them.

OK… I did not expect that. Luna and Valerie were butt naked. I raised my eyebrow. Believe me, I practiced on that. Valerie just giggled, Luna: {It is rude not to follow the local customs when you are a guest.} I asked: {Are you sure? Somehow I can't picture them with the traditional clothing of the Furlings.}

An Asgard said: {We assured them it was not necessary, Your companions did anyway. My name is Freya, In name of our nation, we thank you. We can start to rebuild our society. Your companions tell us they are close to a solution but are lacking a proper laboratory.}

I thought about it: {We have to retrieve our Old Capital ship for it I think. I believe there will be old data banks with your gene sequence in them. It will take some time though.}

Luna said to me: {We informed them of our history, and of our efforts to get our place back in the galaxy, we have to get back home or you miss the trial of your godfather.}

Valerie: {High Counselor Freya, we have to leave now. We will contact you when we have established our first city on the planet we claimed for our own. We estimate it will take between fifty and a hundred rotations of your planet. You can always contact us or pay a visit. Goodbye.}

Xxxxx

We stepped through the Astra Porta, the wives beamed in to welcome us back. Daphne: "Luna? Valerie? There is a reason for you to be naked?" Valerie started laughing: "It was so funny, The Asgard are degraded so much, that they lost their reproduction parts. So they stopped wearing clothes, Luna wanted to adapt to the local habits and went naked too. I have no problem with nudity so I stripped too. Every time an Asgard saw us for the first time, they looked at our breasts, then our pussy, and then started blinking their eyes."

Luna added: "They lost more than their reproduction parts, the food tasted bloody awful. We are close to solving their cloning problems though, Harry said we need Atlantis data banks for it."

I said: "The replicators are dealt with, I gave them the technology to hunt the strays themselves. We have to decide what galaxy we take on first."

Winky popped in with clothes for Valerie and Luna. With a pout Luna dressed.

Daphne: "We have time for a quick breakfast, then we have to get to the ministry."

I reconnected to the local Dude, he informed me that the work on the city already started, it is a combined effort of the sister and brothers-in-law. Another thousand drones were activated and spread out on the Milky Way.

"Alright, Dude, send a message to the drones not to return here but move directly to the Pegasus system, full stealth. Deal with the Asurans, now that we can't recuperate the replicators those ships and power cells will come in handy, bring four of those cells, ZPM is just a stupid name for it, magic cells are better don't you think? Or Magic Power Cell? MPC sounds much better. We need to enter Atlantis from here, we need those MPC's to power the city back to life. Once the Asuran robots are done, order them to search those bugs and wait for us"

We were welcomed back with hugs from everyone, especially the Potter Veela, maybe I overdid it a bit with them. Angelique whispered: "Lady Daphne granted us one night a week, my Lord. We have been thanking them every night for it." Crap! Getting scratched for one night is not a problem, getting it once a week? My first thought is a T-shirt of dragon skin. But imagine yourself standing before a beautiful girl in nothing but a T-shirt? Your dingelings hanging in the open? Worse, still having your socks on?

Gramps once told me he lost a girlfriend that way, she could not stop laughing, it pissed him off.

I looked at Daphne, she shrugged: "Just say that you don't want it and I cancel it." Well… … … If I cancel that, I would be the biggest idiot on this planet, no this Galaxy, and some neighboring Galaxies as well. But I won't admit it, telling the wives that you are happy to fuck thirty Veela once a week is not done. I hugged her: "Only if you want it to love if it is just only for me, that would be selfish."

She answered: "Hmm, I missed your hugs, It is not only for you, but it is also for your Veela as well. We like it too, the last days they came to thank us, and Harry, we were thanked hard, long, and many times. We started Ron on food supplements to increase his stamina. Parvati and Lavender chased Bill away when he wanted to silence Ron's room."

We had a quick breakfast, on wish we explained what we achieved.

Luna said: "We are just in time to help them, they would degrade so much that cloning would be useless to them within the next millennia. Valerie and I are close to a solution but need the original genes to correct it, Harry said it is possible Atlantis has it in their data banks. When Harry destroyed the replicators, that was the first time they showed any emotions. Some came close to hugging us, I think our boobs scared them to do it, they were on their eye level. Anyway, we had fun."

Xxxxx

We were guided to the courtroom by Hestia to the visitors' section, the courtroom filled up with wizengamot members, the in-laws a part of them.

Tracey grinned: "Yesterday, I got all Lady Slytherin on our vassals, and told them what to expect when they get out of line. You need to appoint new Lords for the Houses that lost theirs, several are without a male heir."

Daphne added: "Three Houses with only females have a male suitor willing to change his name. The ferret needs some slapping, so is Not and Flint. Those three are the worse followed by Montague."

I shrugged: "This time next year they all will be on Manda, closely monitored by Dude. Ten years from now, all those titles will mean not a thing anymore."

The trial was kind of a letdown, no dramatics, heated emotions, shouting between lawyers… just three drops of veritas potion, a few questions, and Sirius is free.

I am so going to kick up a fuss at Dumbledore's trial.

I said to the wives: "When we move up to Manda, we need to throw some garbage away, you know, vampires, banshees, those kinds of things, dementors too, those bastards stole my first kiss. They need to suffer for it. You know Skeeter, this is my last warning, buzz of or get squashed. One quote from our conversation, and I even don't wait for you to turn into a bug. Dude, send her to her natural habitat."

In France, specifically the Camargue, the delta of the river Rhone; a white flash dropped a bug in the water, too bad it was dinner time for some birds… it was one of the few little secrets Dude kept from us.

Xxxxx

We paid a visit to St Mungo's to see Ginny. Molly was in her room fussing over Ginny. I understood now who the nargel was. We all went in, I grabbed Ginny and closed her in my arms.

I whispered: "Luna asked me to save you from the nargels, I realize I should have claimed you. We will make you better. Now, give your husband to be a kiss." I got a slap to my head, Luna yelled: "Don't blame me, husband! You should have accepted it when Mr. Weasley offered it."

Ginny: "Dad told me that he asked but you seemed reluctant to have me. That is the reason I told him I don't like to share."

Luna piled on it: "He wanted to hook us up with Neville! He is in love with Lisa Turpin! At least in two years, he will."

Ginny turned angry to me: "Neville? Do you know how many times Luna and I practiced marrying you? We were five when Luna said we both are supposed to marry you at the same time. That bloody diary messed me up. We were going to double date you on that dance last year. Luna? How far did you go with him?"

Luna answered: "Light-years, Ginny, to the Ida Galaxy, four or five million light-years away from here. I also shagged him a lot."

Ginny glared at me: "Call dad and sign the contract Harry."

Molly was speechless until the contract came up: "Now look here! My baby girl deserves a man for herself! There will be no contracts!"

Luna: "You can't stop this Mrs. Weasley, if you do, Harry will be forced to claim the life debt between Ginny and him. You don't want that to happen do you?"

Daphne interrupted: "Mrs. Weasley, She will fit right in. Come and visit our mansion today just shout Dude, activate." Huh? Daphne has a strange sense of humor.

Ginny: "I was getting ready to leave, can I go with you?"

Luna: "Dude, activate."