Totally Messed
Hi! Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda: Ocarina of Time, but if I did then I would make Link marry Ruto for my personally amusement.
Cherry-sama: Hi! This is my first fic not on Tales of Symphonia!
Link: What? We're not as good as them?
Cherry-sama: No! Not that! It's just I've been obsessed with them!
Zelda: Grrr…
Ruto: Kill the authoress!
Cherry-sama: Ahhh! (gets chased by OoT cast)
Saria: Don't mind us as we beat Cherry-sama to pulp. Read the story…
What would happen if Navi somehow didn't meet Link?
Wonder no more! You'll see how one little boo-boo could screw up the whole storyline!
"In the vast deep forest of Hyrule, long have I served as the guardian spirit." said a voice that came completely out of nowhere. "I am known as the Deku Tree. The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy.
(View of Link whimpering/crying in his sleep, shows Link's dream, then resumes)
"Navi. Navi. Where art thou? Come hither. Oh Navi the fairy, listen to my words, the words of the Deku Tree. Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon the realm? Malevolent forces, even now, are mustering to attack our land of Hyrule. For so long the Kokiri forest, the source of life, has stood as a barrier, deterring outsiders and maintaining the order of the world. But before this tremendous evil power, even my power is as nothing. It seems the time has come for the boy without a fairy to begin his journey. The youth whose destiny is to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth. Navi, go now, find our young friend and guide him to me. I do not have much time left. Fly Navi, fly! The fate of the forest, nay, the world depends on thee." The 'so called' Deku Tree commands.
(Navi flies off, under Mido's legs, passes by the Kokiri on the shop roof, flies almost to exit of forest, Navi hits the fence and faints for hours.)
Thus Link never stopped crying, never got the message that he was summoned to the great Deku Tree, the Deku Tree died, Mido was blamed, Mido committed suicide, Navi woke up two hours later, and Link and Navi went to Hyrule castle.
Cherry-sama: Phew! I finally got away from them! That's Chapter one! I hope I won't make this a one-shot!
Link: There she is!
Ruto: Get her!
Malon: Charge!
Zelda: (chases Cherry-sama along with other OoT cast)
Saria: Please review… Cherry-sama won't update unless she gets 5 reviews.