Totally Whacked! (Hi! This is the authoress, Cherry-sama! I'd just like to say that this is a sequel to Totally Messed, which I love so dearly.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda, Majora's Mask, but I do own Totally Messed's events! And I don't own espresso or instant coffee.
Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome to Totally Whacked!
Link: For those of you who read Totally Messed, first in the Totally series, welcome back!
Navi (yes, she's still here): For those of you that are new here, welcome!
Link: Please read the story!
What would happen if Link interrupted the Narrator during the beginning?
Wonder no more! You'll see how one little boo-boo will screw up the whole storyline! But the storyline is already screwed up so we'll see how it gets MORE screwed up! Mwahahahahahahaha!
In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held dearly by the Royal Family that tells of a boy…
"Wha???" Link asked
"Link, just let the narrator finish." Navi told Link.
Thank you. Ahem. A boy who, after battling evil and saving Hyrule, crept away from the land that had made him a legend…
"EH?" Link asked, for he remembered everything different.
"Ignore it, Link…" Navi told her partner, for she ended up the Hero of Time, not Link.
Oh bah! I'm not even going to describe who's saying what! Anyways… Done with the battles he once waged across time, he embarked on a journey. A secret and personal journey…
"What journey?"
"A secret and personal one."
A journey in search of a beloved and invaluable friend…
"Who is Navi looking for?"
"I'm not looking for anyone!"
"GASP! THE NARRATOR'S LYING!!!!!!!!"
A friend whom he had parted ways when he had fulfilled his heroic destiny and took his place among legends…
"IT'S LIES! ALL LIES! DON'T LISTEN TO HER!"
"LINK!!!! WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
There was silence.
"What about you, oh narrator/authoress?"
I don't count.
"Yes you do!"
Not anymore.
"SEE WHAT A LIAR SHE IS! NEVER LISTEN TO HER!!!"
"Link! Get control of yourself!"
"NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL NOW RULE THE WORLD BY USING SOUR MILK, WITH A BARREL OF TRIPLE ESPRESSO BY MY SIDE! AND I SHALL USE THE WORLD AS A SORCE OF BLACKMAIL FOR MIDO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EAT THAT MIDO!"
…Mido's dead…
"Ignore Link… He just chugged a whole large can of instant coffee."
I think we see that…
"Coffee… n.n"
Cherry-sama: Chapter one!
Navi: How come this chapter is so short?
Cherry-sama: In Totally Messed, I made the first chapter really short (accidentally) and now I'm going to have it as a tradition.
Navi: …I see…
Link: Don't mind us. COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE! Please review! COFFEE!