Hazel has never had sex before. But she wants her first time to be amazing so she asks Percy to teach her.

Warning: This fanfic consists of scenes of extreme stupidity among four lifelong friends (Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank) who compete to embarrass each other. Inspired by the show, 'Impractical Jokers.' Basically, they all go around in various (ridiculous) contests and end up humiliating themselves.

Perseus Jackson. He was a living legend, everything about him was so amazing. Zeus wanted him. Aphrodite did to. Ares as well. Even his father wanted to mark him with his seed. All the gods and goddesses did. "Many gods have marked me or abused me, but I wonder.. Lady Aphrodite are you worthy?" Rated M for sex, gore and more.

This is how I think the next adventure that Percy and Annabeth take after Blood of Olympus should be about, with them attempting to live normal lives. Or as normal a life can be when you're a demigod.

Nico DiAngelo faces the death of someone he loves dearly. What happens when Jason and Percy work together to build him back up after Hazel works to heal him? Follow Nico on his journey to the underworld and back to camp halfblood. This has aspects of Solangelo, but endgame is Percy/Jason/Nico. This contains heavy themes, smut, and graphic content. Specific trigger warnings inside.

Olympus is in danger. An old threat that was once destroyed rises. The gods are given help by a mysterious figure. Who is he? and why is he so powerful?. The answer, well read to find out.

When XxWiltingrosexx published this horrible story, it was my duty as a writer to make sure no one else suffers the pain of reading this story. To do that, I had to make comments inside it! Hope you like it! Wannabe-Critics United guests are camper noobs.

I expected a lot to happen that day. I expected to flunk Mr. Brunner's Latin test, I expected to see the Principal about the Winter Formal and I expected the cafeteria to serve Sloppy Joes and Chicken Potpie for lunch. What I did not expect was Reyna Avila, the cold and seemingly emotionless student body President to march across the cafeteria and kiss me, Jason Grace .

Percy Jackson was presumed dead when his daughter Alex was just four years old. Now she is at Camp Half-Blood with her mother, enjoying her summer before she goes back to school for her junior year of high school. However, a prophecy has other plans for Alex's summer as it calls for the blood of Poseidon, twelve years after it called for her father's. Rewrite of an old story.

Percy is not the son of Poseidon no he's the son of some if the most powerful being in the universe he's going to have to fight his way out of may perils I suck at summaries please don't hat 1st story and attempt at writing

After Apollo got the camp attacked by the Colossus and left, Percy Jackson stayed in new york. But forces are gathering, dark forces, and no one knows what will happen. Well, except for the three fates. Rated M for possible later lemons, you will be warned if that happens.

Aurther has had a weird upbringing but nothing... Unnatural. Now he has been thrown into the meat grinder of immortal beings and their insanity. Join him as he tries to figure out what is going on and why he is here.

The title says it all. And yeah... I've seen a lot of fanfics about this topic so I decided to try one. So,hope you like it

The black swordsman ran away, as fast as possible, the once safe haven for him destroyed with bad memories. First, all the camp turning against him, now the person he thought would stay with him forever. Follow the love of Aphrodite through his depression. Rated M for later content (if you catch my drift *insert Lenny face) heavy swearing, blood, gore and more.

Soulmark au, not gonna bother with a summary. Eventual smut, depictions of nudity, what you expect from my stories.

A son of Nike is confronted with his greatest failure. (One shot, OC)

"The only reason she stayed alive this long was because of what her brother did for her." The life of Hazel after The Tyrants Tomb, and uh beware it's how I imagine all the deaths of the Seven and Nico (also spoilers if you haven't read Tyrants Tomb or Burning Maze).

"You, Ms. Chase, are grossly insufferable." "Well, you would know all about being gross, wouldn't you, Perseus Jackson?" "Try me." OR, the one where they fake a marriage in order to get what they want. After all, it's only a contract, right? Percabeth!Mortal AU. Rated High T/M. Complete Summary Inside. OOC.

After their defeat the Titans began to influence human events in order to strengthen a future revolt. The Olympians knowing this begin to plan themselves, but will he be enough? only time will tell

Percy and Annabeth are not talking to anyone about what happened in Tartarus. Now some unexpected people intervened. Sending a book to the Gods and transporting everyone together too read it. They learn the horrors that Percy and Annabeth faced. And Percy and Annabeth find out what happened without them…

Percy Jackson can't remember a thing before waking up four months ago. He wished for a clue that could help him recover his lost memories. He may finally get one when he meets Zoe Nightshade. After a winter fiasco, Percy and Zoe make a deal to help eachother. Percy goes with her on the quest to save Artemis and Zoe in return helps him find his memories.

Perseus Jackson is unremarkable. Stability is all he's ever really wanted, but his life is about to drastically change. After all, no one at the Academy can stay normal for long.

Annabeth has liked Percy since they were 12. They are both popular and perfect for each other but after they drifted apart he got a new girlfriend. Now, halfway through junior year of high school they start hanging out again. Will they be able to find love? Or wait forever?

Nigel Jager is a sixteen year old with ADHD and Dyslexia. He's also what's known as a half blood. But he Isn't a demigod or a Demi Titan, he's something much more powerful. (On Hiatus)

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